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A simp and more...!!

Should incase you haven't decided on how to die, send me your account details let me send you money for sniper, ropes and otapiapia...

If my sister try am, na me go personally wozz her better formatting slaps...

Elvisage:
crypto wetin? Belike say u no like long life

Lol...BTC will bounce back before then, I'm so confident above that

I don't even know if you are losing focus or just want to be catching cruise

Nazgul:
The question is what business can you actually do with 10m that would yield above 20m within the space of 2 years in this present day Nigeria?

The answer is none. You'd end up defaulting on the loan. For me I can't accept such offer.

Just collect the money and invest into Cryptocurrency, under 6months I will surely pay back 20m + jara

Hehehehehe... Fortunately, Obi Cubana is not on twitter, this one na just cruise

Something NL wannabe feminists are so guilty of...

YoudeyVexme:
Someone who Just did youth service already got a high paying job in nppc, while me that have graduated Since 2010 still struggling to feed from hand to mouth, no properties no thing to call my own. Meanwhile a cousin of mine already own 2 houses this boy I used to dash him 20naira for busicuit early 2008 when I visit my aunty, now he's 22.

Once you asked them for help and they give you once, they won't want to give you again. My heart's boil so hot whenever I see them on wheels driving expensive cars, A boy who doesn't know anything about life is already married with kid on the way. It wasn't like This when I was in my 20s, back then, we had to labour hard...farming, fishing and the rest to make ends meet..

Imagine, I had to go for house hunting last week and we had to wait for the owner of the compound, he arrived a young man expecting me to greet him first. I just called the agent I wasn't interested.. somebody that can't drag age with my youngest brother.

One of your post said you don't have a certificate, so how come you graduated in 2010, anyways...

A wise man once told me "Keep clapping for others until it gets to your turn"

Blesstar:
Are you serious!
I hope your dad is okay though?
Na wa for these terrorists o

My dear, he's fine but still in shock thanking God for life...My bro recovered the vehicle parked by the roadside about an hour ago...

Atleast he now knows this St.Unknown Gunmen ain't a fairytale...

jc4real:
This is not a monitor lizard. Its an iguana, and yes it is edible.

I know some Nigerians can eat anything, will check later to find out if it's dangerous or not

Nikrose:
whyyy

so that I will know how to personally dish my advise...

nickyj19:
na him 3 point e dey plan to collect

it's just a matter of time before he use her top table

Nikrose:
At my work place, recently I noticed that one of my senior male colleague in his early thirties, not married is always defending, and protecting me even if I am wrong in many cases! I started noticing this for few weeks now and I don't understand his motive and reasons for doing it

I also noticed, He does this for only me and no other person! I just want you guys opinions for his reasons and motive for doing this!

Note: he is not displaying any romantic moves towards me, he keeps a straight face around me

Lalasticlala

Tell us the kinda work first...

Trapperman:
idiot

PHCN staff spotted...

PHCN are just getting free money for dishing out darkness

They died in active service...I wonder why guys are killing themselves over pussy to the extent of taking drugs...

That's why I thank God I ran away with my life intact from one certain Akwa Ibom girl named blessing that can never be satisfied...

Yujin:
There's no self destruct mode here. Many people have been slaughtered in the NW but nothing have been seen from all of you DSS agents. Deborah Samuel's father said that over 100 security men where at the scene where his daughter was murdered. Why didn't they save her if they really wanted? We know all your tricks.

Seems you don't know what mob action means, especially those Almajiri mobs...

Lemme give you an insight, one of my hommie fought out his girl was cheating on him, out of annoyance, he broke the phone he bought for her, the girl went and called his newly police boyfriend to come and arrest my nigga, she changed the story has he smashed her phone and beat her...

Omo, you need to see the action movie that night, 2 Hilux van of fully loaded armed police men stormed out street, All the guys, we mobilised ourselves and said my hommie is going no where even when gunshots was let into no air, nobody moved an inche, I was even shocked I challenged an officer, come see ginger from guys that day, the main bf of the girl collect insults tire, he came to fight for pussy even his colleagues was now ashamed of him, the officers knew they couldn't do anything and they all left with shame...

So what are mine saying, never underestimate the power of the masses, they can overthrow and overun anything with numbers even if you have all the weapons in the world...

Those officers knew the only way to save the Deborah girl is to start shooting at those boys, and both of us knew the endpoint and what that would have led to...Even when criminals are caught and prepared for jungle justice, the boys will blatantly refuse to handover such person to the police even when they arrive at the crime scene earlier enough, this is because they are many and police will have difficulties in dislodging them...

S.E is currently at the mercies of illiterates who doesn't even know the consequences of their actions at the long run...

Pics just for the gram...

Hmmm...This monitor lizard, is it dangerous?? Cos the rate people are killing it this days seems like they were newly recruited by Boko haram

snott:
Nigeria will be great one day, the paradise our forefathers wished for is fast approaching, Nigeria of our dream will come in less than 30 years.

That was what they told my grandfather...
Same thing they told my father, but my father being a literate and a very wise man knows that word is the biggest scam ever, that it's a word of hopeless hope that might take centuries just to cage the citizens..

Check around you and ask yourself how on earth can this country be great when you have Almajiri systems, The Islamic fanatics, the hereditary hatred between the Igbos and Yorubas, the gluttonous politicians, the sheeples who believed an incoming dying ancestor is fit enough to pilot the affairs of the nation...!!

Nigeria can only get better for you individually after you must have suffered with hard labour...

I still get serious beef with the angel wey send me come Nigeria, we go diggeram for heaven...

Yujin:
The OP is a DSS agents who felt he could disguise and impersonate to lead astray the Anambra government so they can create a leeway for he and his gangs to openly kill more Biafran youths. Anyone who's smart can smell his ratass from afar that there's no single love he has for Biafrans and our cause. You will notice that he has brought no single support for the demand of Ndigbo on marginalisation nor has he condemned the cold murder of Biafran protesters because he is part of those that did the killing. His mindset is all about shutting Biafrans down violently which in other words translates to conquest. If is was possible for he and those he works for to do the killings they desire without needing the cover of naive Igbo politicians, they would have done so long time ago. You will notice that they don't have a single solution to the Fulani genocide in Benue state because they are actually in support of it. No Igbo or Biafran politician should listen to their VEILED SUGGESTIONS. They have mastered the art of using a subtle suggestion for their own devilish aims. For example, look at Ebubeagu. Why was it formed? Was it not against the numerous violent attacks against Igbo farmers in rural areas especially those attacks coming from the fulani terrorist masquerading as herdsmen? Is there a single job credited to the Ebubeagu formed by Dave Umahi with respect to chasing away those Fulani terrorists in the borders of Enugu and Ebonyi? Can anyone point to just one single arrest done by Ebubeagu against Fulani marauders? At least two attacks have been credited to those fulani terrorists after the formation of Ebubeagu. What did this supposed SE security group do to go after those invaders? They did nothing. Rather, they were employed by Hope Uzodinjo to aid in the attacks of our people at Orlu and its environs.
Let us not in a haste forget how Ebubeagu was created. During the height of the Fulani madness in the whole southern Nigeria, the federal security agents were conspicuously absent which made the fulanis attacks more frequent. Will anyone argue that the Nigerian security organisations were unaware of those killings? None one can argue such. People from both the SE and SW called for a regional security outfit to protect the regions which the fulanis kicked against. After the pressure from all angles, the FG obviously in tandem with the fulanis agreed to the formation on the condition that they will be allowed to be part of the regional security of the regions they are not indigenuos to and that such outfits will not bear assault rifles. Both regions rejected it but still fell for the swinging arm of the fulanis who also insisted that the Nigerian police will have to regulate their operations. Thus Amotekun was formed for the SW while the SE governors delayed before laterforming Ebubeagu on a weak foot after IPOB had formed ESN seeing the security lapse in the region created by the COMPROMISED DAVE UMAHI leadership of the SE governors association. The fulanis had strategically got to him knowing the role he was to play ahead of time. Thus, Ebubeagu was born midwifed by the same Nigerian police that never arrested a single Fulani invader and killer in the SE. Is it this same regional outfit that will go after the Fulani militia? No of course! The Nigerian Police will rather look for a way to use them against their own people. This is what the OP of this thread hope they can use (the local sociopolitical naive) Soludo to achieve in Anambra.
My point is that any security set up advised by fulanis in your region is never designed to favour you. Rather it is designed to weaken you further. The fulanis are not difficult to read. Their encounter with other tribes just need to be studied to understand how they operate. Remember that no one changes a winning formula so also the fulanis. They may tweak it here and there but the whole plot remains the same. As it was in the days of Afonja, so it is today. Invite them to help you fight your brothers and end up losing your life and land. After Samuel Ortom invited the terrorist Nigerian army to 'help' him catch Gana- the late Tiv strong man, what is currently the faith of the Tivs? Over 1 million Tivs are currently in IDP camps and even Ortom himself is not safe from the Fulani's he was trying to please.
A word is enough for the wise. Soludo has made the first mistake, hopefully he would have learnt his lessons.
Igboland will suck the blood of all those who wish us evil.
May Chukwu Okike Abiama bless Biafra. Iseee.

All this reverse psychology doesn't stop the fact S.E is currently sitting on a gunpowder waiting to self destruct...

snott:
I just pray Nigeria develops fast NOW, before 2030 then consumption and price of crude oil will be forced to drop. We've lost our first chance during the 70s, 80s and 90s while other countries were developing, now is harder but it's a second chance, in 10 years time, it would be very hard to generate good revenue, that's when the real borrowing will start.


Meanwhile, you shop, restaurant, school, company, business, name, idea need a website, we will build you your dream website, feel free to contact us. The future is in the net, grow your website now.

better channel that prayer point to the betterment of your life to leave those country for good, cos even in the next 50years, nothing good can come of this Nigeria as long as that mentality of born to rule is still in order

Emmastan291:
Don't decrease the goal. Increase the effort.


If God can use Saul who later became Paul to do exploits, He can also use Tinubu to do exploits...

I am not campaigning for Tinubu but All I can say is that Lets God's will be done

You are not campaigning for Tinubu, so what you just did can be term what ??

Linkkyweb:
So you mean to say no security measure has been placed on that road?

Lives has no value in this Nigeria, God should just provide money so one can japa! This country has gone to the dogs and it’s heartbreaking!

Security wetin, railway tracks in Nigeria are constructed around villages and it is impossible to place security in every areas, the talk about CCTV is laughable...

It will be difficult for the government to solve this situation in Nigeria, this guys have already seen and taken kidnapping business as the most lucrative business in town, just kidnap someone and millions will appear while they still got the backing of the same government.

I feel it would become even worst when they are out of power, cos they will do anything to frustrate the next president out of office and make his regime ungovernable so as to campaign with it...!!

We are finished at the long run...

Na only mumu go still enter train this period still dey comfortable inside...

In Nigeria now, if where you are going to ain't that important, Omo just stay in your house

Pay Kogi workers first...

Amojii:
Shout ur trap...we are all Igbo's no discrimination.

This is a very big lie, Igbo's and blacks discriminate among themselves in the name of this people are Osu, and it was so painful that a landlord in Anambra state refused to lease his house to someone because they are from Ebonyi state, he told them that he doesn't want Abakiliki people in his house, what will you call this one if not discrimination...

You all should continue supporting and killing investments in the east just because government is holding one man, if they are so determined and got balls, why not put the sit at home order in Abuja state...

Rich4god:
We have shouted time without number, any one who is still supporting ipob/wan/ugm/Simmon ekpa does not mean well for the people of South East. See how they have turned Anambra and Imo to a start of anarchy. Police can't work effectively, robberies killings kidnapping every where. The statistics from my place of work have shown that transaction flows from those areas have drastically reduced. At a time when we'll meaning Igbos hv started coming back home to invest, this is happening. Who will come again.

Go to nnewi now and see how people are migrating out. Keep supporting evil, by the time things will calm down, aside from banking job, there might no be other jobs for our youths to do again.

The annoying part is that those of us who tried to condemn it here in nairaland are been called names. Make Una continue, e go reach everybody.

Another thing that annoy me again is that when the ugm are planning on attack, all these miscreants will be hailing them, but when they carryout the attack and there were casualties, the miscreants will now blame it on DSS.

You have said it all, the illiterates don't know they are indirectly shooting themselves on the leg, crippling the economy and businesses with their own hands and thinking they are doing the government...

And I hate it when they boast online that they are unknown gunmen, this guys are Ipob members for Godsake, I have encountered and see them on different occasions, Atleast if they want to be stupid, they should learn to take full responsibilities of their actions...

rotractor:
soludo caused all this

I swear...The Monday sit at home was already dying a natural death to the extent businesses were beginning to kick off little by little until Soludo came and reignited everything again...

SweetiliciousD:
That's how the late doctor cried in twitter that she is under attack and Nigerians mocked her.

Keep trivializing cry for help.

Even if they had believed her, she would have been dead anyway, her fate has already been decided before she left home...

On this issue now, I was putting 2 & 2 together

1. it's a very big red flag on NL if someone create an account today just to solicit for help using the recent chaos of the nation because Nigerians are sympathetic in times like this.

2. The guy was too calm replying posts for someone who was under seige, trust me I have
been,seen and experienced so many crisis in Kaduna state and chatting on social media asking for transport is not a survival instincts.

3. There was no way he would have withdrawn the money anyways, The Doctor didn't ask for finances, she requested for prayers and military assistance.

4. Gov.Tambuwal imposed a 24hrs curfew in Sokoto state and I have stayed in the North for over 20years to know moment like this there are patrol team and presence of heavy securities in strategic places in the entire state.

5. I was expecting pics of dark faces like someone/people who was hiding at night but what I was seeing was pics of scattered environment taken at day time, it doesn't correlate with the timing of the report.

Anyways, whether my analysis is correct or not, I just hope everyone found peace, but let it be on record that It is not my money they will use to complete money for Benz, still collect my shima ontop