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Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel Released From Tanzanian Police Custody by smart8956: 4:31pm On Aug 09, 2022
anonimi:


Why are you displaying your ignorance with so much arrogance?
While our country is 161 in the Human Development Index (HDI) ranking, Tanzania is 163 out of 189 countries.
In addition, our country is the world capital of extreme poverty and has the highest number of children out of school, ahead of India's almost 1.5 billion people.
So how is Tanzania one of the poorest in the world compared with Nigeria?
Sounds foolish and unintelligence .
So with India's population now, with high poverty means Pakistan is better than India right? That's how stupid for you to compare Nigeria with Tanzania.
Your God given brain won't let you dig and face reality but follow western media and Google to believe whatever statistics they fabricate.
When will CNN,BBC, Google show poor residents in the states? When will they show or bring statistics of massive graves burying their covid 19 million victims? All they do is publicise unhealthy news about other countries. You better wake up or you travel to Tanzania to look for job.
Nigeria economic, only South Africa is competing. How many billionaires will you mention in Tanzania? Your weak brain won't let you know that in every family in Nigeria, irrespective of how poor the west classify us, there must be a millionaire in the family of you trace it, there must be a graduate. Only thing is that they're greedy to help you.
How many household in Tanzania or other African countries can boost millionaires? If their education is that good, why is UK, Saudi Arabia, and other countries seeking our doctors, our lecturers etc? If you travel to these countries, surprise you that head of academics, Deans are likely Nigerians.

Even in UK there's poverty everywhere,but media wil not classify them because they owns it. Some of them cant travel the way Nigerians fly in and out of every country if we're that poor. If you haven't seen money, Go to airport, Lagos or Abuja int. airport and see for yourself. You'll be surprised why God make you to be poor others are throwing cash on flights like eating your daily garri.
NYSC / Re: Corper Rocks NYSC 'Khaki' Uniform In Dubai, UAE (pics/vid) by smart8956: 12:53pm On Aug 05, 2022
The only thing unifying Nigeria.
Very nice.
You should wonder how other countries ask about this uniform from Nigerian movies. It's admirable.
Politics / Re: Zambia Ballot Paper Vs Nigeria Ballot Paper (Pictures) by smart8956: 4:23pm On Jul 29, 2022
I'm a programmer & a graphic designer, there's more in that ballots. Let me explain.
The Nigerian ballot is more expensive than the zambian own. The zambian uses A4 paper which is purely white and less expensive; using Corel draw to make the design and align each photos to the right looks like kids playing with desktop computer. While the material Nigeria uses is some how looking like those materials used for printing your passport photograph which is resistant to water and hard. It also has ID code numbers just after the Nigerian coat of arms, with watermark. The same material was use during the US election it's expensive to produce,it's hard to fake it by politicians and can't be altered.

For design, zambian design is like their ICT department is learning graphics, I understand Zambia recently just started onboarding the tech line; reason only 3 federal universities are known and some courses are studied abroad, so coming to zambia to work as a masters degree student you're a pro. They don't really care about wasting money, it's also recently that they started having PhD programs in these 3 universities of which most professors are foreigners including some from Nigeria. So the comparative the Op brings lacks credibility when you look deep.

Finally, maybe due to low candidate,and low population (Zambian total population is like Lagos population alone), they don't invest much on their ballots compare to Nigeria; such money given to INEC can pay Zambian workers salaries from the federal level to private level 12month and there still be left over. Read their ballots and notice the top "Notice to voters" and the bottom text "Your vote is secret", that's just like letterhead arrangements printed in a governor's office.
Nigeria is bad,but don't compare Nigeria too low with other countries who are just coming up. Their women won Nigeria in WAFCON and return to lusaka airport, military convoy escort them. It was like they played the best country in the world.

Next time at Op pls dig well.
Travel / Re: Nigerians Confront Ethiopian Man Who Claimed To Be Nigerian After Crime In Dubai by smart8956: 4:16pm On Jul 28, 2022
olisaEze:
It’s a standard practice of most African nationals to claim Nigerian even in the US, because the average Nigerian no fit carry last anywhere.... kpata-kpata na draw e go end las las! grin Once met a Somalian mechanic in Austin, TX that was so crazy about Nigeria that he practically knew all our nollywood movies from Living in bondage of the early 90s! His accent tho was a dead giveaway, but oyinbo go know the difference? We all look alike to them in the same way all Asians look Chinese to Africans.
You're very correct. I've met lots of other African nationals here in Alberta Canada,they are all crazy about Nigerians especially their women. Some of their guys when they notice my flares will start behaving unfriendly,only few that wants to get the Nigerian vibes, mingle to get attention and also socialise will come closer to you.

From my experience, when I arrived Canada, many girls in the campus already knew I was coming because my friend already told some a friend was coming from Nigeria. One even ask is he coming with dollars? That may sound obvious,but truth is that they see us as maga with fat pocket. That night some girls came to say hi, but the guy will block the door and saying don't disturb or peep inside he's resting. Lols.

In just 2weeks already had a gf who already had a boyfriend in the USA. The bf is a doctor and use to come and visit her in Canada, we both are medical students, very beautiful girl. My guy was shock how we get that far so soon, some said I use Nigerian JuJu Lols. Truth was, the girl already had these admiration for Nigerians, and while I landed,she didn't want another girl to get my attention. So every morning she'll come to say hi to my friend indirectly to greet me. With my Naija pidgin that makes them crazy, they'll laugh. Some told me they've been following Nigerian movies right from birth.
Currently, our comedy is the best in Africa. I was surprised to discover from our discussions with other Africans, Nigeria is far more developed than all these African countries with exception of South Africa, Egypt, Morocco, Ethiopia, Algeria, and Mauritius who had somewhere technologically advanced. This is why South Africans do jealous of Nigerians because we're taking their jobs,women and everything. Other African countries are coming up in tech and exposure. E.g one girl from Lusaka another from Kenya told me they watch Nigerian movies like aki & popo, other witchcraft, and occult movies. These are movies we watch longtime ago in the 2000s. Lols.

If you check statistics, it's recently that most of these African countries start using internet, telephone, and bundles. Our Igbo brothers now took old movies and sold to them,they love it. Today you can see Dangote cement in these countries, you can see our banks like UBA, Access Bank, Gtb, Ecobank in these countries. You can see our fintech taking over Africa in the likes of paystack, flutterwave, Fairmoney, carbon,remitta,etc. Some even have presence here in Canada and USA. The only country competing with Nigeria and doing same, expanding their companies is South Africa. You'll see South Africa companies like Shopprite,MTN, Standard bank (stanbic ibtc), DStv here in Nigeria and in most African countries.

Already in Ghana alone, we know why Ghana are hating Nigerians now, that Nigerians had bought lands, school and properties,and the people of Ghana are angry that Nigeria is taking over everything and imposing on them in their own country that things are now hard lols. Big companies in Ghana, stores, private schools, hotels and hospitals are own by Nigerians.

Finally, Please dont quote me wrong,I'm saying from experienced. My gf currently is a California babe and loves Nigerians. First thing she ask when we started dating was are you a Nigerian? There's also a dating room that is popular, once I enter to chat, I'll receive many biddings, some of them are desperate to date, but for us it's nothing, reason Nigerian yahoo boys get them easily.
So imagine these, and why other Africans won't claim to be Nigerian? In my WhatsApp I do post Lagos, Akwa ibom and Abuja structures, some will say they want to visit Nigeria.

Like USA. If you catch a white drug guy from Mexico,he won't say he's from Mexico but will claim to be a USA citizen hoping to be pardon because US gov. will intervene diplomatically. Same is Nigeria. Many of them claim it,and Nigeria high commission will immediately reach out. Outside Nigeria,and those other countries I mentioned,others are small countries just coming up. Even in world stage, which country do you hear making wave from United Nations, economy, technology, crime etc other than USA, Russia, Germany, China? Then come down to Africa it's Nigeria,S.A,Kenya nothing else. Anyone can claim a country it's not a big deal, it's for defense because their country won't answer them. Nigerians are aggressive. This is the word you'll like hear when you travel outside Naija. Lols

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Not An Islamic Emirate - TheCable by smart8956: 7:03am On Jul 18, 2022
APC would've just calm down, now Nigerian eyes don open
Religion / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Uk For Preaching In An Open Place by smart8956: 4:56pm On Jul 17, 2022
studentofTruth:


How old was Mary when the supposed angel visited her?

Stop bigotry !
Mary was of age, the Bible make it clear she was legally married to Joseph. In the Jew law,a girl must be up to puberty before set for marriage,most parents delay until 18 & 24. So according to Jewish customs and with reference to Bible scholars, she was married to Joseph around 13 and 16 respectively. Around 18 she gave birth to Jesus and that was considered holy. With reference to science we know white children grow faster, while we in Africa consider it teen to our black children,they consider it matured and very strict with laws. 6yrs is a child, wickedness and barbaric. Ask yourself as a father, is your child matured at that age? From 12yrs in Europe I've seen girls like youths. So get corrected and don't use that to justify your ignorance of the scriptures.

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Uk For Preaching In An Open Place by smart8956: 4:36pm On Jul 17, 2022
LienwaltAbel:

The reason why others don't go out preaching is because they know that this is the fvcking 21st century where a search engine has access to large bodies of information about 98% of the religions of this world, and most importantly, they have the decency to leave others to choose for themselves.
Thanks for kind response, but comeout to the truth. Through your search engine again, was there in the 18th or 19th century?

There's "No" other religion except for one coming close, islam which spread with taking territories and forcibly converting them. Today every mosque has microphones outside, what's that for? It's hard for them or any other religion to go out with their book of law and start preaching in the name of Mohamed or whatever to convert people. Is Jesus not alive? It's impossible. There's a force limiting them and your beliefs has limits. Christianity has no limit.

Try it yourself, go out, host a canopy, invite politicians, professors, scholars, lawyers, or the low people like market women, blind, deaf, sick people, preach to them in the name of your beliefs, heal them then come back and talk about access to whatever beliefs you call.

Decency is when you're doing the work of God proudly without prejudice. From old days until today, God has commanded his teaching right from time of Abraham, Moses etc,preach to them to avoid their gods and Idols. Jesus also make it clear "go preach to them baptising them in what name? Did he mention his name so he'll take credit? Rather he says in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost".
The large body of information, technology you say still proof it right, thousands of souls are won everyday without physical preaching, the likes of late TB Joshua and the rest proof it. So many in America,Asia, Africa, Europe who never knew Jesus get touched on live broadcast without any form of pressure and they were healed even at home. They travel all the way from their countries to Nigeria for healing. It's happening and still happening, testimony upon testimonies. We don't go to church for nothing.
Only a foolish man will say in his heart there's no God. Even demons knows the truth and they're fighting it. Wisdom!

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Uk For Preaching In An Open Place by smart8956: 4:06pm On Jul 17, 2022
studentofTruth:


Can you proof that this your Jesus exist?
You want proof?
1. Do you believe in the Bible? If not it will be foolish to proof anything to you. Read about prophecies.
2. You've heard, you've read about the miracles confession about him everywhere, but you choose to turn deaf.
3. The Holy spirit (the comforter)
4. Since you need proof as non Christian. I call on Our Lord Jesus whom I believe and on the third day after death rise again, to bring to you and anyone connect you a great lost & paralysis (in business, health, family, career etc). In 3days,comeback here and remind me of proof.

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Uk For Preaching In An Open Place by smart8956: 1:25pm On Jul 17, 2022
Islandlady:
Nice one, I wish they can arrest these brainwashed nuisances over here in Nigeria, disturbing the peace of their community early morning
Did he steal? They caught him trafficking? Drugs? Did he kidnap? Did he insult people? Was he caught selling human parts? Yahoo or Yahoo+?
This is what gives us Christians joy, because our voice are being heard.

Others hide their gods, we can't hide Jesus not even today. We're proud to preach Jesus to people. Let them come and preach their gods to us. Some believe in nature, some call themselves atheist, some say moon and whatever. If so, then be proud go out and preach what you believe to people then come back and insult Christians. We'll keep preaching has he said. JESUS is Lord!

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Uk For Preaching In An Open Place by smart8956: 1:12pm On Jul 17, 2022
They did much more than these during the early churches, prosecution of Christians didn't start today. When they kill Jesus they thought it was over, but that was the beginning, so much miracles, signs and wonders, so much multitude came to the cross. That was the beginning.

When they prosecute the Apostles, killing them everywhere they were found, they thought it ends there, but that was still the rival of Christianity. The holy ghost took over and multitude repent, Christianity rise and they began to wonder what have we done! Today none are in existence to see where Christianity has gone, Christianity keep increasing and churches expanding. It's a matter of time,places where there's no church as it was in the olden days, churches will eventually reached.

The UK the US should not forget their founding fathers who through Christianity brought them to where they're today and they gave a legacy motor seen everywhere in their currency, whitehouse "In God We Trust", and now common among the people "God bless America" which was initiated during their prayers for America and a reminder. Then, they saw the almightiness of God conquering territories and God was with them. Every house in America had gospel singers and missionaries.

But today, God has left them because of pride, gayism, and with introduction of all manner of wickedness to the world. Killing everywhere in America, UK that was an hero the world look onto today can't even attack or face China in economy, war and anything. Today the western countries are going down, but look at Asia, look at Africa, look at middle East carefully, covid 19 has tell the USA and other western countries to check themselves, I believe that's a warning. Africa is rising, Soon,the world will run to Africa for shelter when nuclear start. The sun rises from the East to the West, China is rising and West is going down.

Meanwhile the Bible has said,as sin increase, grace also will abound ROM 5:20. We're living in Grace now. UK and every other countries can do their worst to Christians, time will tell. No body fight God and succeed. Other religious organizations doesn't have a God who can fight for them rather they fight for their god, reason they can't publicly go out to win souls to their gods, rather they use subtle ways to deceive and lure those desperate to getting wealth and other fantasies into their beliefs.

They'll continue to live in shame and hiding from the public. We can't hide Jesus not even today. We're proud to preach Jesus to people. Let them come and preach their gods to us. Some believe in nature, some call themselves atheist, some say moon and whatever. If so, then be proud go out and preach what you believe to people then come back and insult Christians. We'll keep preaching has he said. JESUS is Lord!

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Politics / Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: Spirit Of 1993 Is Upon Us Again, Tinubu Gives Reason by smart8956: 2:17pm On Jul 11, 2022
When you start dreaming and seeing the dead,know that you've been call to join them soon.
Tinubu will die before the election.
Religion / Re: Ondo Underground Church: MURIC Asks IGP To Transfer Case To Abuja by smart8956: 1:46pm On Jul 03, 2022
GodPrince:
shut up go do research on the early Christian Terrorists (crusaders) who murdered millions worldwide to forcefully spread Christianity before the rise of the Persian empire which countered them with Islamic Jihad. Christians are very evil, Mother Earth will continue to expose you all, you're an evidence of how evil Christians can be, supporting or covering up kidnapping of children in your evil churches. I trust Boko Haram and bandits to continue dealing with you devils. Abubakar shekau was extremely right about how evil you Christians are. Evil demon, you're as evil as Islamic Terrorists, get off my mention devil
My friend shut up!
Your mother if alive must be disappointed in bringing useless child like you who claim rubbish. And since you support boko haram and bandits, as long as the mother nature you claim to depend on serves it, it'll bring you to judgment. You'll be a victim of bandits and bokoharam! These mother earth will judge you and your family.
Family / Re: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by smart8956: 5:42pm On Jul 02, 2022
Mariangeles:


Na wah o! undecided

You made out with her, right?
No dear check the correction, I never. And she respect me big time today. Why will I f**k my friends gf when other girls are there? Not even when I'm drunk. I value my friendship because I know how we started, how we made our first million naira and work together that today we're employing others. A girl can't come one day and ruin everything. We celebrate this year and next year we'll celebrate in UAE. That's how serious people should lived.
Family / Re: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by smart8956: 5:25pm On Jul 02, 2022
You're blessed brother.
I was in same shoes but these one was a girlfriend not yet married. I told her I was traveling to Abuja and will return soon. Once I return I'll let her know. Until this day, I haven't responded to her request.

Next I heard was breakup with my guy on the very time they were planning to getting married. My guy become a drunkard and wanted to commit suicide. I step in the second time and this time I add the girl on WhatsApp we chat. I calm her and arrange a party were we'll meet that night without letting her know my friend was coming. Plans was that when she gets drunk and party is over I took her home.
So on a surprise that night she saw my friend in the party she was bitter,wanted to go but I told her calm. Long story made short, she was drunk, I was the one who drove home, when she wakes up in the morning she saw me and my guy discussing.
We got her things to refresh, she took a shower, cool right? Next my guy says he want to go get something for her to cook from the Market. Immediately he went out the girl push herself on me behaving like she was still drunk, she needed a hot s*X but I control myself for that few minutes thing. After a while I went to the kitchen to make some noodles, my guy cameback. I was happy he didn't see me on bed,half naked, or with her. I felt relief and was happy, she went in and cook we all ate. I ask myself what if I had f**k her? Now they're happily married, and the respect she gives me even today, sometimes my friend will say come and marry her she ask of you every time. I learnt something that day and I wish most guys can control it. It's in the brain, so brother use wisdom, if you really love your friend, don't invite her home, anything can happen as you say, let her know you value your friend. If she insist, tell her to come with him except you also want to test it. God bless you

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Religion / Re: Fr. Evaristus Bassey: ''Virgin Mary Appeared To Church Members In Calabar" by smart8956: 4:46pm On Jul 02, 2022
koolaid87:



You are a nonentity.

Holy Mother of faith my black a55


Expecting a miracle from your white blonde Mary??

Lol

Modified: To motherfvckers quoting me, I wish I could slap this foolishness off your inferior looking faces.

To hell with your idol worshipping that did nothing but helped promote white supremacy. How dare y'll bow down to a ugly looking white jesus and white mary. Do y'll even know what image does to the subconscious mind?

Bowing down to images that don't look like you despite the bible portraying jesus as a bother with black feet and woolly hair (rev 1 v 15)

I know your brain doesn't grasp nothing now but when you go out in the world, you'll see how this foolishness has suppressed Afrikans as a whole.

Fvcking dummies

Really! That's the only Bible verse you can quote to justify your claims? I'm not against your verse. But go back read Daniel 7:13-14. Who is the Son of man? We know only one Son of man, only one person has claim it. Jesus! Luke 24:7 refering to himself the son of man "must" be delivered into the hands of sinful men, crucified, and on the third day rose again. That's power! Confidence! It is not Mohammad religion, Hindu, Buddhist, freemasonry, atheist etc.

Now to bring to your understanding, if Daniel refer to him as the Son of man,and David refer to him who came in human flesh Son of man, and you've read by his stripes we're healed. Whose stripes? David? Joseph? Abraham? Is it written in the Bible David was black? Is it written Mary mother of Jesus was black? If your religion is teaching you to interpret the Bible to suit whatever you wish,use common sense even in science. Genetics has proven gene mathematics. If your father came from UK,and you're Nigerian, there will be mixed gene,but the dominant one will surface. Is there any an Abrahamic children, David or Joseph recorded in any history book their gene were black?

Next time when you quote the Bible remember they're Bible scholars everywhere both in Christianity and in Muslim world.

Our Lord Jesus is the only one person science and even other beliefs has verify to be true without doubt. He's only and last to ever come to save mankind. There's no other prophets after him since then. He has said in the end time you'll see diverse things but don't believe them.
God bless the true Christians.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin: Russia Will Respond if NATO Deploys Weapons In Finland And Sweden by smart8956: 2:14pm On Jun 30, 2022
watersideboys:
The only thing keeping NATO from demolishing Russia is their Nuclear threat. Nothing dey Russia. Stop all this fuss about Russia.
Dey reason rubbish. Nothing dey Russia the won world war 2 by defeating Nazis even without nuclear? How much now? If you think nuclear is not important let USA , UK, France drop theirs and you'll see if small country like Afghanistan, Venezuela won't attack them. You think war is what you watch in Hollywood and video games.

And for your information as you reason, it was when Russia enter Syria that US calm down, Britain and France they all run away otherwise by now Syria would've turn to Iraq and Afghanistan. You also forget how many times Russia has help your country Interms of weapons and other military assistant during civil war and to fighting bokoharam when your western cheaters refuse to sell you weapons.

If the UK and USA has guts, let them send that their advance warship to black sea which is also a NATO territory lets see something.
Russia is defending their territory and from NATO expansion you're talking of West demolishing Russia with what?

If Ghana, Senegal, Niger, Guinea, Cameroon, Benin Republic, etc decided to form their security cabal with Egypt,Algeria, & South Africa ( top military power in Africa) to attack Nigeria as big as it's, saying Nigeria is a threat to them and a very close one like Bakassi which was part of Nigeria in Calabar decided to join as well, what will you do?

Some people don't reason practically because it's not happening in your country.
When it happens in Syria all institutions shutdown, student and workers suffer, same in Ukraine, and if it happens now in Nigeria, you'll cry more than what the Fulani herdsmen are doing. Pray against war!
For the first time Africa has sense for not joining sanctions or anything means they're improving and united. But european countries are the foolish people on earth. They didn't learn from the first world war, they didn't learn from second world war, neither have they learn now because of arrogant, envy, jealousy, and love of western life they will sacrifice their land with millions of blood shade again. Believe Russia as they said Britain will be Frist target when it start!

Money they suppose to use and develop Ukraine and other poor countries,but greediness, arrogant and envy, they rather use it to buy weapons for Ukraine when it would've been avoided. If you like get sense,if you don't, behave like the Europeans. God bless Russia for peace!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Experience In A Mortuary by smart8956: 7:09pm On Jun 24, 2022
What anatomy student learn in 4years, we learn in 9months write the exams. That doesn't make us genius, they have deeper knowledge than us Interms of cadaver. But in the shadow (spiritual) you need to follow protocols. Verified!
I'll advise you go and enquiry from local morticians before you proceed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Experience In A Mortuary by smart8956: 6:57pm On Jun 24, 2022
Op needs guidance.
Before you embark,you must have known the general duty of a mortician. Leave the money aside. Do you have passion for the dead? It's a job. I'm talking from medical experience. If there's no passion,you may end up harvesting and selling organs.
Truth is that, dead is dead. But there's some cases they disturb when they're not at peace home & abroad it's same thing. Please don't go into any business you don't do research on or familiar with. Forget all those saying things without experience here. If you open a new shop, remember there was another shop before yours,now who will you prefer to have more experience? The same with mortuaries. A new mortuary will likely face challenges and problem than the old one, because the old has had experience and able to solve them. Feel free Go to mortician and ask them.
As a medical student, this chemical formaldehyde (Formalin) is used to preserve dead bodies in the anatomy lab etc. Once formalin is injected into you, everything dries up,you can't come back to life except divine intervention because the cells will be dead. It's carcinogenic. It's also use to preserve even the very fish you eat including stockfish. That's physical aspects. Sometimes a fresh body is used like the arm rubbers, or from emergency ward because the spirit has not yet settled.
In the spiritual aspects, it's everywhere, they won't tell you. What your teacher knows as you move in and progress in that field, you also know them. All mortician learn the skills from someone. Have that in mind. Either from training school or family business or it was passed down. They'll tell you the do's and don't. Sometimes you'll see some mortician with talisman rings, necklace, strong whisky, perfume, special oil, powder, hand towel, or wristband. You ask questions. Some of the items is to calm the stubborn spirit (fortified). And outsider even in the lab, mortuary can't just walk in and open the door. Keys are very important in mortuary. A lab attendance or mortician must be the one to open it. There's protocols even in the cemeteries. The same way a signature is important in a letter or bank draft(to know who's incharged).
Dead bodies hears, they can identify sounds, so even the children of the mortician or ladies like one stated here can work there because they know the rules. If you go to pick your corpse sometimes they'll tell you say anything you wish for now before he's buried or before they close the coffin. Dead bodies know their own. Before any visitor is permitted inside,they must be notified a date you're coming and they prepare. Preparation is not just dressing them and make them look nice, preparation involved calming the place too sometimes with powder or incense. I hope this is enough to digest. It's a nice job with few professionals. If you experience strange things, your old morticians will guide you. Don't be afraid. Wish you success.

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Celebrities / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Singer, Mercy Chinwo by smart8956: 6:27am On Jun 24, 2022
At 31 she's getting married...and some young girls will kill themselves at 25 saying they're getting old. Better work and make money in this life. That's my own.
Career / Re: 6 Jobs That Will Be In High Demand In The Future by smart8956: 1:10pm On Jun 22, 2022
Today you can stay without paracetamol but you can't stay without data bundles, minutes talktime..to stay connected. As a medical student also a junior software developer. I applied my medical ideas in other field and discover this course (software engineering) is very difficult. One night I sat down and think about my friends who brag about how medical school is hard but all broke,only when they need money they remember me. You sleep wake up read physiology, biochemistry, anatomy (gross, embryology, histology) , eat and sleep back wake up and continue,then write exams and proceed. Isn't that the easiest thing on earth? It's reason no matter how dumb you're, if your parents has money and you choose to study medicine, they sent you to India,China,USA, Ukraine (now in conflict) etc.. you'll definitely know medicine and you'll pass. But that's not true for softwares.
I'm a medical student and also programmer,I know what I'm talking about from experience. I advise my sister in Nigeria,when your daughter grows up, don't waste time sending her to study pharmacy, medicine whatever except it's something she wants, but for money everyone needs now and job, please send her to study software engineer or computer science immediately.
If you show me one job in the hospital looking for 5 doctors , you'll definitely see 40doctors turning up? Medicine is overated. If I'm lying ask your seniors. Ask India even Ukraine about exit once you finish studying the course in their country, you're not permitted to work there but go back to your country simply because no space. Reason we have lots of Indians doctors in different countries. Not because they're the best in medicine,but no jobs in their country. They full USA,they full South Africa, they full Canada,they full everywhere because everyone then wanted medicine and because it's an easy way to cheat poverty, now it's everywhere. Moreover your seniors won't let you get surgery, they'll rather refer the patient to older colleague with experience,or their clinic,before you hit in medicine you must have a statistics that's popular and you must have worked with your seniors a long time so when their clinic is full,they can refer some to you (chances are 0.5% because if the money is attractive,no doctor will want to leave his patient for a junior officer) .
Bring someone with MBBS degree from any institution (private or public school), then bring someone with software engineer certificate and put to trial. Under 1week the software engineer guy will have many jobs with good pay and gain attraction all over the world. In the other hand, Medical students are poor, we're suffering. Before now gov.use to give scholarships, bursary, funds but not anymore. Only few of us who diversify and made up not to depend on medicine alone are having something to show now.
Programming has given me opportunities. Today I communicate with clients in Pakistan, USA,China and India and some we work together. I have my app in playstore and iOS in app store, I have a functional website and all generating funds for me. I have developed apps, website for schools, companies and bloggers. If I choose to marry now it's no challenge. But my friends in Nigeria (males and females) still asking me to send money saying things are hard,no jobs ASUU on strike etc. If you're 20,21,22-25yrs,you gain admission to study medicine, at what age will you finish and think of settling down? Except outside Nigeria. But reason it. I'm in my late 20s now, I enter medical school late,same year I have admission to start 200L, same year I had it abroad. If you were the one will you remain in Nigeria? Just an advise I'm not condemning. It pains me seeing my colleagues with laptops and everything serious claiming to read books on the system,that's total failure in life. System you need to use and make money or do research on? Guys wake up. Even if it's for you to suspend 1year school, use the school fees to start up something that will help you pay the rest of your fees and your children fees in future. Do it. No body is above education. That school near you will continue to remain there. But if you don't have money, or do anything profiting,that's when you're a failure. Having said that, for assistance you can reach me on: uconnectict@proton.me ( Lols, not your regular yahoo or Gmail. We hackers and programmers we know wazup. This is the best mail headquarters in Switzerland. You can sign up and thank me later.)
Foreign Affairs / Re: 15 Mind-Boggling Facts About Russia You Don't Know About (Photos) by smart8956: 7:53pm On Jun 21, 2022
No wonder USA is afraid to enter Russia again. From my view, whether you agree or not, USA will never fight a direct war with Russia not even with its allies. The best form is sanctions,but sanctions are not working, Russian currency keep rising. It will be sucide for America to go to war with Russia. That will be the end of USA but not Russia. Russia has more forest,lands,water and ice to absorb radiation. USA not really. I respect Russia and their government if they survive and manage all these thousands of sanctions against them. Sanctioning Russia the whole world look for alternatives. Russia is indeed a mother. Nigerian leaders since 1960 still alive deserves to be jailed or killed.

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Music/Radio / Re: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Song So Far In 2022? by smart8956: 1:24pm On Jun 20, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Some Popular and Trendy ones.

Bugaby Kizz Daniel
Baddest boy by Skibii ft Davido
Dior by Ruger
Calm down by Rema
Overdose by MAVINS.
Finesse by Pheels ft Buju
And Others... smiley

MINE IS: Sometimes by T.I.Blaze ft Olamide.

The song just reminds me of how Hardship in Nigeria has forced most Young pple into Yahoo, Olosho business and other ignoble acts. embarassed undecided

So What's urs?


After Nigeria songs give a shot on foreign jams.
Walker fan if you know you know.
Listen to Alan walker songs and thank me later. Hottest songs in Europe and America anytime any day.

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Politics / Re: 'Tinubu Will Run with A Muslim VP': NNPC deletes tweet, issues disclaimer by smart8956: 7:19am On Jun 09, 2022
Fuckyoumod:
Tinubu is a Muslim, this country belongs to the Muslims and we are going to assert that by ensuring A MUSLIM - MUSLIM ticket sells....

Christians can make all the noise as usual, but them go they alright las las....

Christians can't do anything about it.....its a pill they must swallow, just the same way Buhari swallowed a larger dose of Tinubu's pills.
Believe it or not, it's a Christian that's going to be next president. I don't know how it will happen,but I don't see tinubu surviving until next year general election. APC will do another primaries,or appoint 2nd/3rd running mate as their flag bearer. PDP my foot. Even the north preferred APC candidate than PDP. Atiku has more mouth in the south but because of Obi,he won't have votes as compared to 2015 election. E go shock you.
Education / Re: UK-Based Nigerian Took Aboniki To School, Classmates Use It On Their Eye (Video) by smart8956: 7:39am On Jun 01, 2022
sinkhole:
Naija people are always wicked at heart grin cheesy
Imagine, exporting wickedness to England grin
It's not wickedness abeg. I'm outside Naija, it's due to the cold weather. It's for the nose and lower part of the eye, chest and pain relief. That think choke like cocaine. Naija go run you street 100%
No other African countries get that liver, our money no be mate. We do what we love at home. If they deport one Nigerian in school abroad, it's because they parents no get money. But It can't happen. There's no school in the UK up to tertiary including Oxford you don't find a Nigerian. Na parents (mother or father) gave him that stuffs and it's scientifically proven to be good and safe. Lols.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian War: G7 Countries Should Mind Its Own Business - China by smart8956: 3:23pm On May 17, 2022
Karnice600:


Don't mind them. Those guys are worse than America. Most low IQ kids here just keep praising China. You don't have to travel to China. Just work in a Chinese company here to have a clear understanding of who these guys are.
They can't call Putin to order that won't mind his business in Russia, they're telling others to mind their business.
The world has learnt her lessons from having a dictator as a world power; Hitler was a good lesson. Freedom of speech and expression is Gods gift to man and Dictators can't give that to the world. If you are a China supporter who also condemned the unjust killing of late Deborah, then you're a confused person. Living in China is even worse than living in a Sharia dominated Sokoto. Having your chats monitored, speech censored, regulated routines... Mehn.
Fools too plenty for nairaland abeg. I just dey read comments here, dey wonder how people brain dey process information.
You travel to the US with a skill and come back with wealth. You travel to China with what and come back with what?
Maybe money and sub standard craps. Your skills can't make you money in China, cos the jobs there are for them.
China is just gonna lay low and watch what becomes of Russia. They love their economy and won't trade it for Putin's ego.

Only those who has work in China factory before knows wazup
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian War: G7 Countries Should Mind Its Own Business - China by smart8956: 3:21pm On May 17, 2022
God1000:
Is China too not a bully?
I warn again. Russia is a kid compare to China. The world should be very careful with China. Indians knows why they banned most of Chinese tech. Already without firing a bullet. China has already kill 1Million Americans and million more worldwide with CV19. When it started,they already shield their people,the government decided to use prominent billionaires to spend, support and cover other countries. Is there anything money can't do? Absolutely,money can't bring you back to life. China has kill millions worldwide.
Agriculture / Re: Akwa Ibom Coconut Oil Factory To Commence Operation Tomorrow (Pictures) by smart8956: 7:48am On May 13, 2022
Shadysen:
I am an akwa ibomite Mr man uruan precisely. You governor's boys too like to hype mediocrity.
Sorry about uruan people. Go speak to the governor, he'll hear you. The project is turn by turn. It's not hyping,that's what happens when it's not reaching you,but you should be proud saying..."I'm an Akwa ibomite...even stating your village uruan" which shows you're as well happy about the development right?
Meanwhile I sense you're not really who you claim to be. Travel to other states and return to thank your governor.

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Agriculture / Re: Akwa Ibom Coconut Oil Factory To Commence Operation Tomorrow (Pictures) by smart8956: 7:20am On May 13, 2022
Phaantom22:

You this clawn you're still alive? Na poverty go kill you, no go find work be publicizing a failed government.
I didn't know you've a new account @phaantom22(419). You'll be block again. Stop attacking everyone you can't scam! You'll attack CBN governor, you'll attack davido and everyone you can't scam. Remember in your previous account that was banned, and also the likes of sokoloan, fairmoney are still looking for you.. You've not cleared your debt?. Keep changing names and account, one day you'll face trials with the Chinese when nature got you.
Agriculture / Re: Akwa Ibom Coconut Oil Factory To Commence Operation Tomorrow (Pictures) by smart8956: 6:58am On May 13, 2022
obynzo:


This is childish from you dude. Did you see any igbo person say anything bad about this project or you just want to be stupid
Don't mind him. He's trying to breed envy among our neighborhood brothers who are migrating, marrying, doing business, and settling in uyo. The Igbos we know, no matter what is happening still remain our brothers. We have shared many things in common in education,in business and religion. We have nothing in common with the West or north who is far from us. Recently they geng up and remove weak former president GEJ and you call such people friends? I'll gladly throw my vote to Peter Obi than waste it on old dogs.
I'm happy when I move around my state and see them (Igbos) doing business peacefully in itam market,ibom plaza etc. They're everywhere and we love our brothers. So don't mind the haters.
Agriculture / Re: Akwa Ibom Coconut Oil Factory To Commence Operation Tomorrow (Pictures) by smart8956: 6:50am On May 13, 2022
obynzo:


This is childish from you dude. Did you see any igbo person say anything bad about this project or you just want to be stupid
grin grin
Agriculture / Re: Akwa Ibom Coconut Oil Factory To Commence Operation Tomorrow (Pictures) by smart8956: 6:41am On May 13, 2022
Voiceofthestree:


How doesn’t this decrease the population of Akwa ibom girls doing Olosho all around Nigeria go check after akwa ibom nah Edo state why does them choose this
Mention your area if your statement is true?
Meanwhile common sense speaks, it's only those that go to Olosho knows where to find Olosho. Your girlfriend or wife will be very disappointed seeing these.
Agriculture / Re: Akwa Ibom Coconut Oil Factory To Commence Operation Tomorrow (Pictures) by smart8956: 6:24am On May 13, 2022
Chimera30:
If you need pure coconut oil, in any quantity.
Please send me a pm.
I produce it myself.
I'm a student in Owerri but
currently in Lagos State due to ASUU Strike.
I can deliver to certain parts of the country, not all.
It is good for your skin , helps in glowing.
It is good for your hair too, used in cooking and so many other beneficial uses.
Please patronise me.
With your skills, I'll advise go to Akwa ibom and submit application. You'll be employed as well. Thank me later.

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