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DaudaTheSexyGuy:
That's where guys like me come in

Since I discovered that it's easy to bang a married woman I don't even waste my time on single ladies and their wahala

May SALVATION speedily locate you bro!

Hmmmmmn!
Mama still wan chop something at her old age.
This generation of old people ehn?!

oluseyiforjesus:
Ur only sin was that u were a Nigerian,
May the good Lord spear the rest of us

I no join the 'us' wey the good Lord go spear o!
May He spare all of us though.

Hmmmmmmmn! Did I read 'Father of her second child'

In Mc Macaroni's voice;
"Uche Ogbodo, you are doing well!!!!!"

Truthfully, I have numerous times but I wish I never did! Reason being that our complaints, murmurings and grumblings do not, will not and cannot change the personality of the Creator of the whole universe.

God allows certain unpleasant things to happen to us for reasons best known to Him which we must wholeheartedly respect and accept with not even the slightest frown on our faces. Before you think of ever questioning the one and only UNQUESTIONED Way Maker, first create a soul.

God bless you immensely!

Good move!
Make dem effect am sharpaly before man pikin go pass out

dasparrow:
Lord have mercy! The rate of killings going on Nigeria is unfortunate. Will there be people left in that country by the time the next presidential election comes around?

Seems you are not a Nigerian?

E clear say problem don finish for your life kpatakpata or are u an American, probably you are and have infiltrated into this outlet to seek the opinions of Nigerians. It's okay, just go to the refinery and have your palm refined there.
Doh!

Sister, truth be told, it's either a physical or spiritual problem. Physical in the sense that your attitude towards people (men especially) may not have been appealing. Spiritual, being that it may be a Spiritual husband issue or some other family background issue robbing you of your marriage.

Nonetheless, the good news is; You have a God who reforms, repairs and revolutionizes. Work on your character, maintain an excellent hygiene, keep an inviting countenance (be of good cheers always).
Take some time to fast and pray! Deliverance either comes directly from above or through an instrument. Allow God lead you to a genuine ministry where you can become free indeed.

God bless you and I hope your next post will be the testimony of a fruitful marriage.

kenzo25:
I don’t think so, if u do it the third time pls share what u noticed. If nothing happens then it was a coincidence but it something terrible happens then run oooo

Does he have to do it a third time before beholding the lucid Handwriting on the wall?

Anything for the Muller.

Why haven't I seen dis news on any other outlet?

Sonnobax15:

He may sound like he's sensible or right but the truth is that Tiwa fvcked up like big time


All these mumu commendations won't alter the fact that the sexxx tape has already hit xvideos,xnxx.com and other sweet sites like that

Do you know what it feels like to be blackmailed? I doubt you've ever been a victim, so shut it and learn not to revel in condemning someone!

Ever since 2012 (February) when I gained admission into the university, I've always had to bear various burdens of different people.
Back then in the higher institution, I accommodated, fed and financially assisted a lot of people, despite my dad's firm warning not to share the room he rented for me with anybody. Now, bear in mind that things haven't been all rosy for me, in fact, I usually carry people's crosses so much to the detriment of my welfare.

It started with my being tentatively responsible for an ex coursemate who initially had general welfare issues. Subsequently, he secured a room close to mine and pleaded with me that we do joint feeding which happened, having me handle 75% of the expenses for a whopping period of 2 years till I broke out of the 'union'. Others came my way that period and as usual, I was the major benefactor.

In 2018, two years after my final exams had held, I emancipated from my parents. Later that year, I found myself back in the 'Burden Carrying Spree' as I met a light skinned young lady whose ordeals cost me a great percentage of my time and resources. That chapter closed and the following year, another opened. This time, a dark skinned, plump and disciplined lady with immense health, academic and financial constraints. This cross I so terribly bore and still do bear(though, occasionally). Then came another - light skinned and plump with all round life's challenges. This one, I didn't just care for but also fell for, owing to her angelic character and magical cooking skills. Though, we are no longer an item.

Currently, I've been harbouring and feeding a fellow Corps member who has serious financial issues, such that his only hope is October allawee which might not be paid till about 11 days time.

Even if I am of the view that God ultimately takes care of people, I can't help having a retrospect of the past episodes of my goodwill and brooding over them, as this current episode appears to be taking its toll on me.

This useless piece of news is uselessly in a state of useless uselessness!!!!!!!!!

Na CRASE dey worry these two!

Pls who has the phone number of that pretty lady by his side, I just wanna ask her one small question.

Clap for Buhari

vibbb:
Lol, they can practically predict the size of your jon Thomas by your feet size and shape.

Hmmmmmn!
What a cooked up thesis!

How can Musa be 28 years old when he celebrated his 31st birthday not too long ago?

Tho, I'm happy for her, still, I need advice on what to do with the news

Teacher's day ke...
Yesterday, for where I dey teach, someone asked our boss 'Sir, hope we are not coming to work tomorrow since it's Teacher's day?'
My boss replied 'Yes, don't come tomorrow but when coming next, come with your resignation letter'.

Right about now, I don mark not less than 50 notes.

FalseProphet1:
I see Buhari giving a speech about Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram, I see patami and Lai Mohammed blaming the unknown gunmen, I see Boko Haram claiming responsibility for shutting down social media, I see them threatening to shut down Nigeria, I see Biden blaming the Taliban, I see penticostal pastors in Nigeria telling Nigerians to get ready for the rapture.

This I have seen.

U are not just false but also a monumental embodiment of fabrication!

Not bad o, but subsequently, won't the joint security outfit get compromised owing to African's number one problem - GREED?

Na Naija be dis o!

Hmmmmmmn!
This is hmmmmmnsterious!!!!!!

Please next time, u people should come and test ur missiles in Nigeria, two places actually - Abuja (Aso rock) and Borno (Sambissa forest).

Lest I forget, Kaduna too, Government house to be specific.

Joysticks:
This one na gay O.

Just quoting d nigger back then bro.

That short black boy with a very big ass!
Happy Birthday African Microphone magician!!

Abeg lava dey forbid to erupt for Also rock?

9jayes:
Broh I support you, I’m also rearing a baby lion

Me I'm rearing infant pinrahha and teenage shark, while my neighbour is rearing toddler scorpion and underage octopus.

Since you have refused to consider better ways of committing suicide!

When many say 'there is a casting down', simply say and believe 'there is a lifting up'.

Congrats beautiful Tonto! How I wish you would hold God strongly so He permanently calms the storm in your emotional life.