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His head seem not to belong to his body.
Am I the only one seeing it?

Duckham10:
Wish I could just test her only once.chief nwoko is In cloud 10.abeg,make una help me.hunger dey finish me please.1k will go a long way...0218 876562. Gtb

See your life for outside!
And you are wishing to test someone's wife when you haven't eaten?
Chai!!

Sysdatek:
Man without money na

There's no man without money.
Sad but true.
Any male creature without money is just a carrier of a tool for procreation dangling between his legs.
Can anyone male without money speak comfortably where men are speaking?
The answer is a loud NO!

valentineuwakwe:
she is a tenant in a house that cost 800m? abeg wetin she dey work?

See this one.
Did she say she's paying 800m naira as rent?

valentineuwakwe:
she is a tenant in a house that cost 800m? abeg wetin she dey work?

See this one.
Did she say she's paying 800m naira as rent?

Eh

I thought Burutai and his boys just launched Sahel sanity in Katsina state against bandits?
Is this a sort of message to the NA?

Northmall:
Why?

Because he is fuc**king just 4!
Well...
I can help you get him registered.

























...and then report you to NAPTIP for child labour.

adoyi8:
They deny everything until it becomes obvious then they point where something similar was done in the last administration. APC 101.

The D in DSS is for...

Izabel:
Those that watched the video should summarise for us

Summary:
If you have information on how to locate the man in the video, contact Naira Marley for your 1 million naira reward.
Let the Marlian hunt begin!

SLAP44:
What kind of hybrid name is that?

I tire o!
The man should've hybridized it completely by answering Benjamin Adebowale Mustapha Chike-Obi.
BTW, is this the Chike-Obi that was in AMCON?

Edwin van der Sar, May 21, 2008!
There was so much drama in my community in the build up to that game.
Over a thousand fans adorned in the colours - some in red; others in blue.
I was neutral. Neutral because football fans to me were arrogant. Fanatical was another word I used to describe them.
On the evening of May 20, 2008, goats were also adorned. Some wore blue paints while others wore red.
They were going to be slaughtered after the event. Poor animals!
Should the reds triumph, the blue animals would be the victim.
The fate of the animals in red lied in the legs and heads of the men in the blue; and of course in the hands of the man between the woodworks!
So much momentum!
I observed with ectasy.
What a moment!
The largest viewing centre in my community had a capacity of a mere 200; a little higher perhaps.


To be continued...

Bodydialect57:
Dastardly deed! What a made up mind for evil! And she still have the strength to dig the grave and bury the innocent child.

The heart of man is indeed desperately wicked!

Woman

Useless talk.
Every Hush, Puppi and Raymond now wants to say something.
I wonder what kind of judgement this one would've delivered if this kind of case was brought to him.
He doesn't know that it is wrong for Kazaure to sign a document whose date of issuance is 1980 when Obasa was NYSC DG.

Please which one is office of the state government again? Never heard of such office before.

All your arguments are valid.
It remains to be seen whether the spirit of the law will actually override the letters of the law when there's no underlying misdoing to contravene the law.
I'm sure most of your e-lawyers didn't see where the Supreme Court mentioned the spirit of the law.

Congratulations to the couple.
May the boy grow up strongly so that when he's 18, his mother will be 37 and his father will be at least 77.
I pray this boy will not think uncle NN is his grandpa though.

Anyway, Razaq Okoya was also 59 when he married Shade. Just that Shade was 21 at the time.

The OBA in his name is not for play oo!

Yaayaa in my local dialect means rough (like a not-smooth surface).

Each time I hear this governor's name, I always think his down below is yaayaa.
Like...
Yaayaa Bellow.
I really don't blame him though.
There's so much political confusion in APC now that confused people is the new normal in the party.
Prince wey reject throne when the throne dey shine. Na when fire dey burn on top the throne na im prince go go sidon for the throne?

jaelz:
Okay so guys everyone knows that most guys especially in the country don't ever get to enjoy the benefits from their agirlfriends as they are always on the receiving ends in terms of money and gifting, however very few have experienced dating a wealthy or average lady that spends on her man well, in that view I would love to know the most expensive gift your woman has ever gotten you.

Mine was when I came back home from work and met a very big double door fridge in my room from her, and in her words she said, now hope you would start cooking and stop wasting your money buying junks outside or atleast when I make soups for you, you could have a place to store them.

My first phone, Nokia 3310.
Babe was using a Motorola V3.
How time flies!!

Kriss216:
Aswear.
The way the man will twist his tongue in the next few days go shock buhari sef.

I wonder why he's not shocked yet.
Oh!
Maybe the voltage is still low.

Righteousness89:
If u wanna know what it means to be a Christian, you go to the Bible not google!

You probably need to start by understanding the meaning of religion.

Righteousness89:
I don't get u bro!

We need to a have a Relationship with JESUS CHRIST.

Christianity is not a Religion as people say!
Being a Christian is having a Relationship with JESUS. In a lay man's word it is Having JESUS in you.

A Sinner man /woman does not have JESUS irrespective of Whatever you claim you are.

A Christian is not a Sinner and a Sinner is Not a Christian.. 1 John 3:8-9

Having a Relationship with JESUS is the key!

You do that By Acknowledging you are a Sinner
You Confess your sins to JESUS
You Ask JESUS to come into you. See the Prayer of Salvation on our Signature.

If you do that and you mean it, you are automatically saved! You are born again!

You need to begin a solid Foundation with JESUS.

You have The Holy Bible to guide you
You could also get a Bible Believing Church were you will be taught to know more about JESUS.

Don't fail to repent whenever you go astray!

Excuse me sir!
@the bolded.
I think you need some sleep. When you wake up, you'll probably type something more meaningful.
Christianity is a religion. There's no argument about that.
Unfortunately, most of the people we have today parading themselves as practising Christianity are actually practising denominationalism, "churchiism", congregationalism and dogmatism.

Macphenson:
Heheheheheheheiiii!!! I laugh in Patience Ozokwor's voice.

Please if you are close to a certain Chicago drug Baron in bourdillon, kindly help me remove every sniper close to him, as it may become very handy now please.

The stupid godfatherism can only work in Lagos. Just look at the disaster Oshiomhole's greed has brought to APC, trust me APC will never remain the same, and Buhari doesnt care as he is serving out his term.

Obviously Ambode has become the S.I. unit of cowardice.

Obaseki, even if you don't win your second term, you have.my respect any day. You are a man with large balls.

The largest political balls in modern history!
I'm proud of the man Obaseki.

The power of Scottish whiskey!
No be joke oo!
What do you expect when you pull a pilot out of a tarven and hand him the keys to an aircraft?
Thank God they didn't take off before the pilot decided to take a nap.
Fear alcohol!

SILVERLINES:
Wawoooooooo

A big congratulations to her


Education is my top priority, whatever the cost may be I must attend the height of a professor. So help me God!

God help you. But you should strive to attend attain.

Original slay queen.

Then marry her and let us hear word na!
Obaseki is fighting Oshiomhole.
Also Rock occupants are shooting at one another.
EPL has resumed today.
Champions league will be concluded in August.
COVID-19 is ravaging.

Is it your desperate girlfriend threatening to dump your sorry arse and your hyperactive little diccck that we'll come and worry on top?!!!
I dey vex ooo!!!
Someone should not provoke me further oo!!!
I go do something ooo!!!
Wetin na!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some people will go incognito now.

boman2014:
Davido has unfollowed everyone on Instagram, including his fiancée, Chioma Rowland following allegations of domestic violence in their home.

For weeks now, rumours have trailed Davido on Twitter and the rumour mongers have been ignored by Davido and Chioma. However, Chioma refused to ignore the rumours about domestic violence in her home so she came out to address it.

Hours after Chioma's statement, Davido unfollowed everyone on Instagram, including Chioma.

https://www.instagram.com/davidoofficial/?hl=en

As long as he's still following her in the other room, no fhawk given.

EgusiSoup:
We really can’t wait for 2023. These is what the PDP have reduce this country to. A President that cannot leave up to his aides and wifes should still be 80 years. It doesn’t made any sense!

Did you just say PDP?
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo
Happy new year!

Amount charged far exceeds product/service offered = exploitation = greed = sin.
QED.