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Religion / Re: CAMA: FG Says Religious Bodies Must Submit Details Of Their Finances by SmartchildTutor: 7:13pm On Aug 22, 2020
There's trouble oo!
Hmmmmm

Anyway, check my signature to earn $1000 within 1 - 2 months.
It's legit.
Family / Re: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Private Part Over Boyfriend In Imo by SmartchildTutor: 9:22am On Aug 16, 2020
Shitface:


I went through the comments looking for an idoit like you, and alas I didn't have to go too far.

where are you from

be sincere and lemme educate you on all the evil your people have done ,not just on a saying that has no foundational basics, I'm sure you are too stupid to even know the history of that statement.

you just open your mouth whaaaaa and let your idocy come out on a public forum

"He who is without sin,let him cast the first stone"

Nice to know you didn't have to search for long.
That you expected a comment like mine proves that it's true.
Unfortunately, your brazenly glaring doltishness wouldn't let you see that I just typed an agelong saying and nothing more.
It's not my fault that you don't even understand English to see that my opening statement suggests I don't lean towards stereotyping.
Let me give you a lil advice:
Be kind to yourself and let nairaland be nairaland.
And for your information,

GET LOST

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Family / Re: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Private Part Over Boyfriend In Imo by SmartchildTutor: 9:13am On Aug 16, 2020
Shitface:


I went through the comments looking for an idoit like you, and alas I didn't have to go too far.

where are you from

be sincere and lemme educate you on all the evil your people have done ,not just on a saying that has no foundational basics, I'm sure you are too stupid to even know the history of that statement.

you just open your mouth whaaaaa and let your idocy come out on a public forum

"He who is without sin,let him cast the first stone"
Rant the much you like but it doesn't erase the fact that the saying exists.
You should probably be fighting you fore-fathers not someone like me who merely quoted an age-long statement; and doesn't give a fucccck however you feel about my comment.
Treat nairaland comments nairalandically and you have the chance of living long.

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Family / Re: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Private Part Over Boyfriend In Imo by SmartchildTutor: 9:08am On Aug 16, 2020
Shitface:


I went through the comments looking for an idoit like you, and alas I didn't have to go too far.

where are you from

be sincere and lemme educate you on all the evil your people have done ,not just on a saying that has no foundational basics, I'm sure you are too stupid to even know the history of that statement.

you just open your mouth whaaaaa and let your idocy come out on a public forum

"He who is without sin,let him cast the first stone"

E pain am!!
Family / Re: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Private Part Over Boyfriend In Imo by SmartchildTutor: 9:43pm On Aug 15, 2020
mariahAngel:


Iwudi onye nzuzu!

Ọ na-ewe onye nzuzu iche na onye ọzọ bụ onye nzuzu.
Family / Re: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Private Part Over Boyfriend In Imo by SmartchildTutor: 9:40pm On Aug 15, 2020
eke28:

The victim is from Mbaise, now how are you sure that this wicked slot is not from your place and unfortunately got married to the man to destroy him. Just asking!!!!

The victim is not from Mbaise.
It's the woman that's from Mbaise.

A 25-year-old young woman from Oboama Ezinihite Mbaise local government area of Imo State has allegedly bitten off her husband’s private part during a fight between the couple.
Family / Re: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Private Part Over Boyfriend In Imo by SmartchildTutor: 8:17pm On Aug 15, 2020
Adindu Obialor

A 25-year-old young woman from Oboama Ezinihite Mbaise local government area of Imo State has allegedly bitten off her husband’s private part during a fight between the couple.

Without sounding stereotypical,
I am forced to remember this rather popular saying that:

If you see a viper and an Mbaise woman in your house, kill the Mbaise woman first before you worry about the viper.

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Politics / Re: How To Check Your Digital ID Number by SmartchildTutor: 8:14pm On Aug 15, 2020
DrHost:

How did you do it please
Click on the spanner and hammer icon, then settings and click on wipe mobile ID data. Then begin again
Politics / Re: How To Check Your Digital ID Number by SmartchildTutor: 8:12pm On Aug 15, 2020
Adex2442:


Did it bring out all yr details and picture
There isn't a picture.
But all other details are up.
Politics / Re: How To Check Your Digital ID Number by SmartchildTutor: 7:06pm On Aug 15, 2020
LosC:


If you're having this issue, kindly go to settings and click on "wipe mobile ID data" then, input your details again

Thank you so much.
I did it and it worked.

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Politics / Re: How To Check Your Digital ID Number by SmartchildTutor: 6:54pm On Aug 15, 2020
TheTrueSeeker2:
Generating Encryption keys please wait.......

Modified

Finally opened but showing someone else' name, no passport
Exactly!
Same problem with me.
Politics / Re: Obiano Suspends 12 Traditional Rulers In Anambra Who Travelled To Abuja by SmartchildTutor: 8:02am On Aug 13, 2020
Osagyefo98:



Power is transient.

Obianos' track record with traditional issues remains very poor and Insulting..

Same way he decscreted the traditional stool of his own community by installing another person instead of the person recommended by the ruling class who chooses the kings..


His actions is totally crude, aimed at intimidating the monarchs..

The monarchs can have a monarch.
They'll be alright.

Politics / Re: COVID-19: Babatunde Oke Is Dead! Onigbongbo LCDA Chairman Dies by SmartchildTutor: 10:33am On Aug 12, 2020
There's just one thing that I wish God can do for us: publish the deeds of man as soon as he passes on.
That will help us to wish his soul rest in peace or otherwise.
Unfortunately, God is God and His ways are not our ways. He is the Master of perfection and everything He has done is perfect to the glory of His name.
May the bereaved receive the fortitude to bear the loss.
Family / Re: I Have Phobia For Pregnant Women. by SmartchildTutor: 11:15am On Aug 04, 2020
Shanklee:
This is one of the reasons why I won't marry lipsrsealed
I'm I the only one in this??

Me I have phobia for cross gender human beings.
Even as I'm commenting on your thread now, I'm shivering already.
Politics / Re: Abiola Ajimobi Made Heaven - Wife, Florence by SmartchildTutor: 3:48pm On Aug 03, 2020
adams123:


if his wife in this world is opportuned to enter paradise then she would be the leader of the other wives.
Heheheeheheheheheheheeeeee
But the other wives must have occupied the top positions na.
Politics / Re: Abiola Ajimobi Made Heaven - Wife, Florence by SmartchildTutor: 3:41pm On Aug 03, 2020
Really?
Obviously, some people actually speak without hearing themselves.
Congratulations to Ajimobi for making heaven though.
Hope this woman knows that her husband died a devoted Muslim and is entitled to 72 virgins in paradise?
Abi she don forget?
Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by SmartchildTutor: 7:31pm On Aug 02, 2020
Depressed101:
Forget what op is saying, Cele is 98% occultic....
Don't mind op.
He left Cele, revealed what he knew about them and bad things started happening to him.
Then he remembered they once said if you leave and say bad things about the church, you'll have bad luck.
He's now trying to say good things about Cele so that good things will come to him.
All na wash!
So long you don chop and drink form their alter, them go collect back if you leave.
It's not negotiable.

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Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by SmartchildTutor: 7:26pm On Aug 02, 2020
Why them no dey wear shoes?
TV/Movies / Re: Which Brand Of Plasma TV Is The Most Durable And Strongest? by SmartchildTutor: 8:17pm On Jul 31, 2020
The best there is!!

Sports / Re: What Manchester United, Chelsea And Leicester City Need To Do To Qualify For UCL by SmartchildTutor: 9:41am On Jul 25, 2020
Chelsea will face a very tough time with wolves. I mean a very tough one!
Tottenham away to Crystal Palace: the odds are in favour of Tottenham.
The implication for wolves is that if they lose to Chelsea (and Tottenham gets even a draw against Palace), Wolves 'll drop out of the Europa league qualifications spot.
Politics / Re: Shehu Koko Was Declared Wanted By ICPC For Corruption In 2019 by SmartchildTutor: 3:18pm On Jul 22, 2020
Was that the reason why Pondei fainted?
Sorry I have to ask cos I don't really get the essence of this post.
Health / Re: Woman Dies 24 Hours After Her Wedding In Delta State (Photos) by SmartchildTutor: 9:48am On Jul 21, 2020
Hmmmm.
This one na Solomon Grundy package oo.
At least she died a Mrs.
RIP.
Health / Re: Umahi Completes Reconstruction Of Two General Hospitals In Ebonyi In 20 Day(pix) by SmartchildTutor: 6:42pm On Jul 19, 2020
Ahmed0336:
is it safe to say that Umahi is best Governor in Southeast?
Yes, it is safe.
And one of the two best governors in Nigeria, the other is Prof. Zulum of Borno State.



Restoration 2023.
Let's project the icons for a greater Nigeria where every citizen is a stakeholder.

Zulum for president.
Umahi for vice president.

Let's key in to this project reclaim your citizenship!

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Sports / Re: Lampard Accuses VAR Of Favouring Manchester United by SmartchildTutor: 4:21pm On Jul 18, 2020
Huh
Politics / Re: Our Officers At Nunieh's Residence On Legitimate Duty, Say Police by SmartchildTutor: 3:29pm On Jul 17, 2020
I know of many Nigerian policemen and police women who are very sincere. They take pride in helping people, protecting lives and properties, upholding the rule of law and combating crime.
They never take bribes, do not harass innocent citizens and never go on illegal duties.
They are the real definition of "the police is your friend".

Yes, they exist in my yet to be written book, "After Earth". Trust me, it will be stranger than fiction!
The day you find upto 0.0000001 % of such police personnel, quickly look at your watch and you'll see that it's counting backwards!

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Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko Sues Azuka Jebose Molokwu For N2 Billion For Calling Him A Cultist by SmartchildTutor: 3:12pm On Jul 17, 2020
EngineerBode:
I think journalist are angry that only actors and actresses are eating this guy's money. Unfortunately, the route they chose, blackmail, is a wrong one.

If you want to eat Ned's money, give him fine girls and sing his praise
Better still, they could've sent a virgin journalist his way.
I can bet my neighbour's balls that PNN is not done with virgin just yet.

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Education / Re: Remarkable Moments In the animal world [photos] by SmartchildTutor: 6:03pm On Jul 16, 2020
seanwilliam:
How dem take dey snap close pictures of these wild animals?? Natgeowild comes to mind. Can anyone explain pls
Ever heard of a drone?
I'm sure you have.
That's how.
Sports / Re: VAR: What Famous Coaches Think by SmartchildTutor: 7:07pm On Jul 13, 2020
Let me also comment as a famous fan.
VAR is the best thing that has happened after Baron Otard.
Yes, I am a Man U fan!
You can argue with you whatever.
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Denies Owning N800m House In Abuja, Slams Jackson Ude by SmartchildTutor: 6:55pm On Jul 11, 2020
obonujoker:


Bro... We know the truth, no need to argue
What truth?
Then spill it or remain silent!
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Denies Owning N800m House In Abuja, Slams Jackson Ude by SmartchildTutor: 6:21pm On Jul 11, 2020
obonujoker:


Bros, stop defending corruption... You are a child of God
Please tell me how my comment relates to corruption.
It's only proper for us to reason beyond sentiments when discussing on a public forum.
Except you are telling me that the young lady is automatically corrupt since her father is a member of a corrupt government.
The owner of the property has come out to say that he hasn't sold his property to anyone.
Even if the statement was stage managed, let someone who feels Osinbajo's daughter has stolen money take her up. Until then, she should be left alone to hustle and make her money.
Politics / Re: Lotto War: CDNDC Seeks Probe Of Magu, Kashamu’s Alleged Ties by SmartchildTutor: 1:45pm On Jul 11, 2020
Arrows coming from different angles now.

Magu should be investigated for the the travails of competitors of Western Lotto.

Magu should be investigated for the embezzlement in NDDC.

Magu should be investigated for the fraudulent activities of Hushpuppi.

Magu should be investigated for the .....

Magu, Magu, Magu...

Soon, they'll call for Magu's investigation for Tinubu's billion vans, Ganduje's dollars stuffing, Maina's pension fraud, even Babachir's grass cutting saga.

Poor Magu.
He's been used and dumped.

Nigerians should better watch it.
Magu may have stolen money. I'm pretty sure he's not been persecuted for taking any money.
It's time for the cabal to embark on the real looting and they see Magu as a potential threat. The man can not be completely trusted to play ball.
Taking him down is the only way to clear the coast.

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Sports / Re: Premier League Admits Errors In VAR Penalty Decisions by SmartchildTutor: 10:31pm On Jul 10, 2020
Amotolongbo:
Apart from the yesterday controversial penalty awarded to Manchester United, which other one can you point to?
Leave them jare!
Let them come and carry their penalty sef. Reduce our goals to 2.
We are ok with the 3 points and the fact that even Chelsea fans confess that #ManUtd is on fire!
#GGMU

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