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alizma:
Remember he didn't win yet he noticed a need and decide to provide for it. Appreciate a good gesture no matter how small it is.

Good bless you!
People don't see things properly before condemning.

Please stop blaming the man.
He's not a member of the state house of assembly. He was just a contestant who lost.
The Benue state government said all goat owners should tie their goats to prevent them from destroying people's farms. The goat owners protested that they don't have money to buy ropes due to the lack of sales as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic.
The young man was sympathetic to their course and decided to help them out by solving their immediate needs.
Would you rather he let their goats roam and get confiscated by government anti open grazing agents?
This may seem ridiculous but it sure solved a problem for the immediate community.

Please ladies, don't just ask.
Go to a healthy facility and get it confirmed - for you and your intended boyfriend.
We don't want anyone's heart to be broken in the future.
If you love me, you'll marry me against all odds. Really?
And what will you tell the innocent children you're going to bring forth and make them suffer?
That you were madly, stupidly or nonsensically in love?

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Heheheeheheheheheheheeeeee...
Incompetence indeed!!

joefelin2345:
Which Consultants? Y can't you go and start yours if you know so much Mr Consultant.

Keep supporting mediocrity.
Everyone can not open a school.
If you don't know how important consultants are to educational development, keep keep quiet.

International what??
Haven't they heard of CBT?
Engage consultants, they won't hear. Now they've been busted. All the money they're trying to conserve will no longer roll in.
I just sympathize with the poor staff who have become jobless as a result of the ineptitude and recalcitrance of one obnoxious school owner.

That's an average of a rape in 9 days? Damn!!
His ancestors must be from Kenya or Zimbabwe.
On a more serious note, why has rape become so rampart these days?
Is there something we're missing?

Yeah.
Some one should please give me the address to the Nigeria he's talking about.

Half of that figure enrolled for the National ID card about five years ago and NIMC hasn't printed the card till today.

AmIaYahooGirl:
Hello Nls,
I'm not really someone who listens to what people say but I just want to share this so that y'all can air your views.

I'm a young girl, 23 and an orphan, dropped out of school and came to Lagos to make ends meet. When I first came to Lagos, I stayed with a married female cousin of mine, along the line, the husband started making advances to me which I politely declined. He got angry and told his wife to throw me out of the house, and yes she did.

I was thrown out of the house without anywhere to go and as someone who has survived losing both parents at such a young age, I literally lived and survived in the streets. Did all sorts of menial jobs, hawked purewater, soft drinks, worked in a bar and all that before I finally got an apartment.

The story isn't quite necessary but when I get talking with people and I tell them that I stay alone, next thing I'll hear is "you're too young to stay alone... it's not a good idea...blah blah blah. Some older woman even told me to go back to my cousin's house and beg them so I can continue staying with them, another told me that it's better I stay with my boyfriend than staying alone.

I really don't understand all these talks, like despite all I've been through, isn't staying alone the best option? Or is there something wrong with staying alone as a single young lady?

Your humble opinion is needed, thanks

I'm not really someone who say things to people who won't listen.

Theoretically: Love and respect.
A woman needs love.
A man needs respect.

Practically: I'll tell you when I get married. Don't forget to remind me.

Jesusloveyou:
no, they have finished the fight,
Osho baba has Derek obaseki and obaseki can't breath again

Oh! I see...
Then let's active #ObasekiLifeMatters

Uhh!

Even demons sef wan trend.
Odiegwu!!
No be small recaniate oo.
Your go fear river queen abi na goddess vocabulary na.
But wait oo...
This would be the first ugly goddess I'll be seeing sha.

Are they still quarrelling?
I thought they are now fighting.

Keyword:
GREED

The 3rd faction!

See Egypt ooo..
Seems their historians are on sabbatical.
They seem to be forgetting that NOI is an anointed and medicated daughter of the soil, protected by the star of David.
Egypt has forgotten what Yahweh did to them in the past?
Too bad!
Oh Egypt! Take heed that thou provokest not my daughter, says the Lord.
For if thou raiseth thy tongue against the anointed one of the most high, thy affliction shall rise again. This time around, I shall visit you not with locusts and frogs, but with snakes and monkeys.
Upon thy land shall they devour every treasure.
Thy harvest shall they swallow up, save they be not money.
I, the Lord, the protector of the Lost tribe of Israel has spoken!
Egyptians be warned.

This is not just telling Trump to shut tf up; he's also asking Americans to vote against Trump. That's a lot of balls from a police chief of a city in a state where a republican is governor.
Hmmmmmm...
Nice one though.
Only if Americans would listen to him and salvage whatever would be left of America before the election!

rentAcock:
After Messi and Neymar. Lewandoski is the 3rd best player currently.

You should the expiry date of that codeine. I hear expired codeine causes hallucinations.

A person can be a billionaire without ever having a billion in their possession. Such is the billionaire status of many true Christians.
Being a Christian - I mean a real Christian - won't allow you time and compromise to chase wealth to the point of physically becoming a billionaire. But...
Hey, hey, hey
Op be careful there!
I think we have GOs who are billionaires, even in Nigeria.
So yes, a Christian can actually be a billionaire in physical wealth.

Might lose?

So people are still falling for this nonsense?
We are following.
Not because we fall for your cheap scam, but because we are entertained by your cheap stupidity.
If someone dies, they didn't pray enough. If someone doesn't die, they prayed enough.
That's like 1X, or 2 bet.
Nigerian pastor are ...

ghettokid1:
The 2nd best player in the World after Leo Messi

Warm water is good against COVID-19 disorientation.

Here we go again!
Religion this, religion that!
Una for kuki kill una neighbours because them no follow for una religion na.
I don't know why people don't still understand that the best religion, whether in Christianity, Islam, traditional, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shintoism, Godianism, or whatever; is LOVE.
L--O--V--E!
Go for love and save yourself all this trouble of trying to know what is wrong or what is not.
If you have love, you're on autoright.
Happy celebration to my Muslim brethren.
Irrespective of our different religious beliefs, we still exist together because we love ourselves.
If all Muslim and Christian will be like the ones living in my neighborhood, the world would have been a better place!
Shalom.

Hmmmmm
Thank God you didn't call this one python 'cos all nairaland snake na python.


Hello Lala

Let them continue.
Nigerians can rig anything.
I hope the number of tested persons will not exceed the total population of Lagos in the long run.
We are watching.

Is it every snake that is now a python? Abegi make una free lala descendants joor!
They're supposed to sue you for identify misrepresentation. This is so gross!
Adder - python,
Boa - python,
Every � - python.
Wetin happen?!!

If I hear!
#1, 000 per hour? Are you kidding me?
That must be somewhere in the hood.
Personally I'm enjoying the lockdown.
Nothing lost.
Online tutoring is bae.
No students attitude to deal with.
No notebooks to mark.
Just prepare and screen record a lesson, meet on zoom, give instructions and off they go to Google classroom.
Test day?
Yeah yeah...
Google forms is bae!
App grades the test and provide feedback automatically.
No stress...
I sleep while my students take their test!
Once the allotted time is over, I go open my one drive, open the test and turn off my response receipt button.
Teaching has never been more fun!

NB:
If you're within Isheri, Igando and Ikotun axis of Lagos, contact me to arrange for mathematics and science lessons for you kids.
Minimum class is year 7.
The price will be very little of you can get up to 10 students to attend at a time.
Tutoring is of international standard with audio and visual lesson resources.

Contact on my signature.

Is it five million jobs that the government is going to give to citizens or jobs that the citizens will give to the government?
Someone explain please.
Anyway, "job" sef get another meaning for all man English.

Job: (verb) deceive, mislead, swindle, rob.
To job.
Example:
Their oga kpatakpata been yarn say him go roger them correct change after them complete the hustle. Las Las, na job him job them. Shishi, e no give anybody.

Both of them should resign and relocate to Madagascar. COVIK 1 - 9 herbal mixture will soon sell as fast as okokomaiko weed.

By the way, since Jide and Anita are not on nairaland, OP send me their number. I need to counsel them personally.

Hmmmm