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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 22nd December 2017 by Smartii(m): 12:15am On Dec 23, 2017
This one would just be wasting their time playing when we know the cup winner already.. Even two of them combined... Man city go beat them
Politics / Re: PENGASSAN Insists On Nationwide Strike Monday by Smartii(m): 8:08am On Dec 18, 2017
NECONDE? that company I did their employment exam then at VI as a production engineer immediately I left service.... So they are unfairly treating workers! Na God save me then.... I'm far better now.
Religion / Re: Igbogbo Demolition: Angry Worshippers Hold Service In Demolished Church by Smartii(m): 7:51am On Dec 18, 2017
The agege demotion still baffles me as people with genuine paper work still have their buildings levelled with the floor, I just hope they're duly compensated and timely likewise. That's why when I buy land.... I ran million miles away from the road, paper work or not with govt, make I see who want destroy house wey dey corner whether road reach there, dem go tell me. undecided
Culture / Re: Prince Ezelekhae Ewuare Poses In His Car As He Arrives Event In Edo (Photos) by Smartii(m): 7:44am On Dec 18, 2017
When did it became a Benin tradition to be showcasing crown prince ke? The present king was not known until his announcement and probably coronation, this one is enjoying aye royal already. I hope he has public and private sector experience just like past kings because royalty comes with experience in the JUNGLE, so that u can testify to how your people feel and not been shielded and protected like Bill Gates from birth.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Girl Holding Placard Begs Otedola, Tony Elumelu, Linda Ikeji To Help Her Father by Smartii(m): 7:35am On Dec 18, 2017
Why expose this girl to such undue conditions? so very unnecessary, if the father thinks he is the one that needs job most, he should check graduates churned out yearly by universities coupled with those already graduated with no jobs. This gimmick is unfair as the father should be able to fend for his family. Children not up to your age sell pure water in the street of agege while back from school. The father is just trying to be an opportunist. Something similar happened in the White House during Obama days, but not anyway close to this.
Education / Re: NUC Ranks Ahmadu Bello University No 1 In Nigeria (See Full List) by Smartii(m): 10:28pm On Dec 16, 2017
NUC had said times without number that they don't rate universities, people still believe this rumored write up. NUC released ranking would be laced with favoritism and not the true State of things.

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Romance / Re: Please Help Am Suspecting My Girlfriend. by Smartii(m): 3:40pm On Dec 16, 2017
The handwriting is on the wall as she's disinterested in the relationship, just move on. One thing is the kind of person your girl sees u as, if you're the very disciplined and no nonsense man, she would be careful of her actions. I've always loved distance relationship as I can trust anyone so long you don't give me doubts. I and my girl Do not only speak daily but live call ourselves daily, if per adventure this stops for one day, she must intimate me of the development. If whatever you do with your partner suddenly stops gradually till it fades off, she's definitely seeing someone else. The energy channeled in this relationship if expended on more directional objectives, you would be too busy to write this epistle online. With distance relationship, I get to focus on my life and no one distracts me. There's time for everything, just take a bow and move on like rihanna.
Crime / Re: FRSC Reacts To Woman Beating Video, "The Woman Attacked Officer First' by Smartii(m): 10:50pm On Dec 08, 2017
Try this nonsense with a police officer with gun or SARS, mortuary would be the next point of call. The woman did that because she knew the FRSC man was helpless and can't do anything but forgot, u can't hit an officer on uniform be it armed or not. In all, the officer would be dealt with if she's well connected, Infact, we Nigerians need to reform ourselves first than the force. I remember when I drove past LASTMA from office in the morning around 7 at TBS without using my seatbelt, my only saving grace was I wasn't caught, I would have paid for my offense and get out, but I belted sharply. grin

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Crime / Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Smartii(m): 10:06am On Dec 06, 2017
whether Na SARS or something else, a man on mufti claiming to be an officer at new Benin in Edo state stopped me 8yrs ago ,asking what I had in my bag, then I just got admission into UNIBEN, what do I know as a young man whose parents were in Lagos. Then I just bought a portable DVD a week before that I wanted to take to the person I bought it from for not playing disc any longer at that same new Benin. I was stopped and searched, they saw a portable DVD and said where is the receipt? I said it was home that, I came for repair Here, that the shop I bought it from was just behind them that let's go confirm from them. Even me was scared because I no want go to police station because who want come bail me ..they collected the 4k in my purse after they threatened to take me to station and they later followed me to where I bought it from ,even the people at the shop I bought it from know the officers and they told me, that's how they do, and that I should have created a scene since they didn't carry gun, and why couldn't they have followed me to where I bought it from since it was same location. That money pain me ehn, ever since then, even if na bag I buy, the receipt go dey inside, one police no go come collect my hard earned money this time, I no get money to dash officer be it with gun or not.
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Arrives PDP Headquarters by Smartii(m): 2:03pm On Dec 05, 2017
mercyp001:

u better wise up. Tinubu said more than that to your vegetable,but at d end,DAT same Tinubu was d major factor DAT brought ur vegetable into Power. Zombie,so OBJ is God Abi?
if u think elections are won online, then pdp would have ruled 60yrs like Patience, u are comparing obj with tinubu, like u do not follow news, go and read the GEJ advise to atiku. Atiku would still decamp to apc and your mouth would be running again like tap.
Romance / Re: I’m Worried That She Might Not Like Me As Much As I Like Her. What Do I Do? by Smartii(m): 12:55pm On Dec 05, 2017
jamariwolf:
no gf at 27?
OMG
u want to be his princess? isn't it till he is ready for gf that he can demand for one?
Romance / Re: Why I Don't Date Slim Guys by Smartii(m): 8:47pm On Dec 04, 2017
Shelia25:

The way many guys "body shame" ladies is repulsive. Ironically, they don't look perfect themselves.
i was expecting to see mercy johnson at your dp,anyway, mercy johnson no reach either. forget some guys yab ladies, it is just a way to console themselves, they in true sense admire that lady, but they want to let the feeling of the rejection go. it depends on how u carry, maintain and Behind yourself, slim people both men and women are beautiful.
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Virgin Yesterday! by Smartii(m): 8:27pm On Dec 04, 2017
Lillyane:
Ur case is different broh,go to ur doctor
that is not true, not everybody takes alcohol just like i and my baby, and their case is the best. who takes alcohol isn't any better than who doesn't, what matters is what u make out of life. what they both need is the right mood, oral gesture, intense pre-intimacy as lubrication differs from ladies to ladies, he should take time to understand his partner, sexual intimacy does not work same way for all ladies. Turn her on,ensure he touches her sensitive organs that turns her on as it differs with ladies, when she is properly lubricated, penetration should not be as hard.alcohol never solves the issue, sex can be enjoyed with no inducers.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: "Disciples Of Jesus Were Armed, Were His Bodyguards'' (Video) by Smartii(m): 5:56pm On Dec 04, 2017
Funny part is all the rich GOs when they go out for functions, they use bodyguards..... All of em, entourage sef plenty pass church members for the big boy GOs.
Food / Re: Man Kills Monkey That Looks Like Human Being In Port Harcout. See Reactions by Smartii(m): 1:45pm On Dec 04, 2017
freecocoa:
See how they insult him as if monkey, isn't a 'normal' delicacy in Nigeria, smh.

People can pretend eh.
it seems like u eat this lots of time......like monkey and free cocoa combined.
Politics / Re: "Leadership Is Like Business" - Atiku Abubakar Responds To Founder Of Paga by Smartii(m): 1:26pm On Dec 04, 2017
even if atiku contests alone as the only presidential candidate in the country, he has been tested and trusted to fail, let him go enjoy his loot used to finance his biz alone. APC CAN NOT CONCEDE defeat to atiku, so pdp had better shop for another candidate or else this their impending loss would be breathtaking. i am pretty sure atiku would still return to APC, what a shameless man, no dignity, no honor, always looking out for only his interests no matter how shameful, illogical it sounds, always looking for soft landing all places.

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Crime / Re: Francis Nwaze In Rape Scandal With Esther Odinakachi, Facebook Friend by Smartii(m): 1:14pm On Dec 04, 2017
very soon, with the rate rape claim is going and the lies therein, i would not be surprised if wife accused her hubby of raping her if they are not on good terms when most especially she has starved this same man for one year. Anyway, this lady has no basis for her case if that is all she can lay claim to, mature politics is not for 100l students, ask your SUG, u would learn the hard way, u started on the wrong foot. Even if blackmail, the guy would get off the hook while the lady is marked. politics is dirty and the guy would get back at her leaving no traces to him. She go wien, just watch.......u can not pull a man at the top down not expecting a full fight now or later.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Commandments To Get A Job In Nigeria Easily by Smartii(m): 1:12pm On Dec 04, 2017
balaclava:


U r Confirmed delusional.

Someone running their own business and another searching for a job with your so called commandment. I know the one rational people will opt for. You ought to wake up.

Will never follow ur type, I will end a mediocre. Looking for a job and end up waking up 8am rushing to make money for a more sensible person. His business grows my salary remains and I don't need to sit down, I am already sitting down, resting at my own business place. You better wake up.

I don't own the whole world not even a %, n yep I type from an Android phone and I have a sub, got all from my own business nor from one salary from modern slavery you are advertising here. Get up, wake up

Only delusional people need help. And from the Nigerian present situation and your so call commandment Dt don't match we know who is delusional. It's time I slap u out of your dream.

Wake up dude. Your dreams are obviously in a dream. Wake up!

just refer him to his signature
Crime / Re: Lady Beaten By Police In Anambra For Not Using Pedestrian Bridge (Photos) by Smartii(m): 12:43pm On Dec 04, 2017
so long the punishment for such offenders is not beating, inflicting injury on the body of the offender, then she can get justice, the officers and the lady are both guilty. The officers are just over doing the job out of over zealousness, funny a country we live in where expecting justice from court on police brutality can be so tiring, one would even be tired of the case, getting justice against army brutality is almost like impossible as it takes almost eternity.laws are made for offenders and no where in advanced western world would beating of someone a way to punish offenders, maybe in islamic countries.
Crime / Re: Lady Forced To Pay For Drinks & Pepper Soup Ordered By A Client Who Robbed Her by Smartii(m): 12:04pm On Dec 04, 2017
no iota of sympathy for this gullible lady, how could u allow yourself to be that scammed!? abeg swerve. your mumuism is top notch and should be graded. Crap. undecided
NYSC / Re: Kano Corpers And Camp Soldiers Clash In Karaye NYSC Orientation Camp by Smartii(m): 6:56am On Dec 02, 2017
haaaaaaaaa:
Camp Commandant, Br Gen Okoli ifeanyi is an ibo man.
That's the main reason for all this madness
what the heck are u vomiting? a camp commandant that can be decamped by just a call FROM the state coordinator,when i served in anambra then, we changed camp commandants up to two times and they were all captains and they felt like they were the chief of army staff sef. THe state coodinator placed the call to the brig general for the captain to be replaced so calm down, brigadier general is a big big big big big big boy in the NA.Infact lieutenant colonel can do the job sef, don't know why they even chose captain sef.
Career / Re: Guys, Never Look This Way If You Want To Keep Your Job In Nigeria by Smartii(m): 3:34pm On Nov 21, 2017
deepwater:
Lol
OP not entirely true though
That's why I prefer the marine world
Nobody cares about your dress code and sheet even when you come to the shore office.
While at sea, Put on the damn coverall and head gear

The boys weave their hairs to any style, put on the durag and hard hat and do the goddam job.

Pity guys on suits and tie all day everyday walking the hot streets, not easy at all undecided
Curiosity kills the cat! Which one is marine world again? Na terrestrial world the op made instance of shocked...Do u live in the Marine world?
Politics / Re: "Buhari Choose Between Amaechi & Rivers People": Protesters Storm Port-Hacourt by Smartii(m): 5:13pm On Nov 18, 2017
uzobaby:
if this is 'CHANGE' then why keep on repeating the mistakes of the past?if the past government is still being used as role model in the present government. ..then there was no need for removing them...
Let's be frank, things aren't expected to change like a snap of a finger because we changed govt but at least, if corruption controlled and economy boosted, fine. U and I know power intoxicates, no matter how little. Didn't u read of the senator from kwara that ordered soldiers kill innocent people. The average Nigerian always have a point to prove even when he has nothing.
Politics / Re: "Buhari Choose Between Amaechi & Rivers People": Protesters Storm Port-Hacourt by Smartii(m): 4:12pm On Nov 18, 2017
uzobaby:
And who is giving Fakorede backing if not the Amaechi?all I'm saying is that the activities of SARS should be condemned by all...
I quite get your point, but I'm sure u remember mbu, he even terrorized a governor because of federal backing, but it won't be logical to lay claims to accusations without proof. Hearsays, emotions aren't enough to Sane people to approve a wrong doing. When the chips are down, fakorede would answer his father's name in court, where is mbu today?
Politics / Re: "Buhari Choose Between Amaechi & Rivers People": Protesters Storm Port-Hacourt by Smartii(m): 4:51pm On Nov 15, 2017
uzobaby:
SARS in Rivers State is becoming something else. .this is not about Wike or Amaechi..my relations have been victims of their harassment. .collected phones and money on them..the IGP should not pretend he has not heard of this. .punishing people with tattoo,forcefully baring people's hair..hanging allegations in people's head.. Fakorede should bear in mind that power is temporal...ask Mugabe
And with all these you stated, how would any sane person blame amaechi for this! Were they instructed by amaechi to obtain forcefully what never belonged to them? any body that's 18 and above is responsible for whatever actions they take and no one can be held in lieu of their actions.

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Replies Apostle Suleman On Tithing (Free The Sheeple) by Smartii(m): 12:01pm On Nov 11, 2017
sexybbstar:
lol... I'll pay tomorrow.
Okay, but to me Shey? Trust me, I would remit it to the pastor in double fold sef. wink
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Replies Apostle Suleman On Tithing (Free The Sheeple) by Smartii(m): 10:39am On Nov 11, 2017
sexybbstar:
I've never paid tithe before but I can't wait to start paying it. Nobody will arrest me.
So you have not been paying tithe u this girl.. Your yansh don open today, God save u say no b LFC u dey go.... Hope u would drop your tithe with me in church tomorrow, let me remit it to the Pastor. grin
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Replies Daddy Freeze on Tithing Controversy by Smartii(m): 8:07pm On Nov 10, 2017
So funny that people who don't even go to church,neither pay #1 as tithe are the ones carrying the issue on their head like gala. Believe whatever u care, it doesn't stop the bigwigs and the committed from dropping doll in church as tithe, the more it's condemned, the more acceptance it receives. It started before this generation and would go beyond this generation, it's a movement that can't be stopped. Everybody's ways and paths can't be same.
Romance / Re: We Sexed On Our First Date, Hope I'm Not Cheap? by Smartii(m): 5:53pm On Oct 29, 2017
rebirthforgoody:




That's your level of maturity.
Aside the op is irrational, there is no maturity and decency in her act, even if you're devil, there are more dangerous devil than you. How can a sensible lady just agree to have sex on first date with someone you saw the first time regardless any stupid conversation they had, when it's not as if you've been eyeing him for long, just a stranger!. That's how they would have little misunderstanding with their bfs and allow his friend sleep with them just like the SA girl that made fp. U never jam Evans, by the time police arrest them two together for a crime committed, you would know, anything that makes you open your legs for anybody, you trusted him, knew him, so much in love him and you fancy him beyond affluence, else, it's either a rape act, the girl is a slut. She's not only cheap and immature, but doesn't have self control. A man without self control can sleep with anything the first time even when the girl is underage and a for a loose lady like her, any form of sex, anywhere it's done even in the bush, even for the first time would seem right. Girls that sex for the first time like these are never faithful and loyal!

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Romance / Re: Short Ladies Are Troublesome While Tall Ladies Are Easy-going by Smartii(m): 1:57pm On Oct 29, 2017
sexybbstar:

Mountain of fire... I saw the thread.
Chai, prayer woman and prayer warrior...... But your pic didn't look like one who has strength for deep prayers.I hope u can fast long as well o...
Romance / Re: Short Ladies Are Troublesome While Tall Ladies Are Easy-going by Smartii(m): 12:07pm On Oct 29, 2017
sexybbstar:
ipinle Osun, ipinle omoluabi. Mo wa ni ile ijosin gan bayii.
Ile ijosin wo niyen!?
Did u see this thread!?
https://www.nairaland.com/4144687/tall-bride-weds-short-groom
Celebrities / Re: Actress Angela Okorie Takes Picture With Her Look Alike She Met At The Airport by Smartii(m): 11:48am On Oct 29, 2017
cyndy1000:
I have just checked de whole pix I didn't see any resemblance. Celebrities n look alikes of a thing just trending this days . the only I concur with is Kate Henshaw n her look alike
Did u receive my Pm?
Happy Sunday and hope u go church

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