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Politics / Re: "The Satanic Trinity Of El-Rufai, His Son And His Wife" By Reno Omokri by smartleo(m): 11:09pm On Apr 29, 2020
fulaniHERDSman:
2023 don sure for me. We all love El rufai.
Sai El rufai!!!

Btw ... Rheno is an opportunistic bastard

Who is this N10 valued fellow !!!
Romance / Re: Why Do I Keep Meeting Girls From Troubled Families? by smartleo(m): 7:53am On Apr 27, 2020
creolehunt:
I just thought about the girls I've been with and noticed a certain trend. This isn't even about the girls themselves who are excellent human beings, but their families.

First girl I dated revealed to me that the dad died of suspected poisoning and her family were chased out of the family house. Her eldest brother is an area boy while it seems things aren't working out for her other siblings.

The next ones dad was late too, one of her sisters is separated from her husband while the first son of nearly 40 has nothing doing.

The other ones history is that her dad is late too. The eldest sister is cohabiting with a man. They have 2 kids already without being married. Her other sisters bride price was just paid after having 3 kids with a man.

For the other one, her dad is late too, died quite early. The eldest sister is in her 30s and unmarried. Her other sister has 3kids for a man who she isn't married to and now they are separated. Things aren't just working for her people.

The one I just met recently told me her parents are late. Lost both of them to suspected poisoning within the space of one year.

I keep wondering if this is some sort of coincidence.

You better run to MFM prayer city once the lockdown is over .

Your case needs serious deliverance before the enemy celebrate a winner trophy over your life and marital journey .

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Politics / Re: Is Abba Kyari Dead? by smartleo(m): 3:17pm On Apr 02, 2020
madridguy:
This woman thinks they can hide a dead Muslim? undecided i laugh at people always using the late Yar Adua as example. If they cannot hide Abacha death being a military man then i don't think they will hide anyone.

May Allah Almighty cleansed our land from the coronavirus.

Was Yar'Adua a Christian.

Just kontinue

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Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by smartleo(m): 10:10pm On Mar 17, 2020
ogwuche4u:
I understand your fears. But as long as the global economy is still running, Forex exchange can not stop. Periods like this is when people make their money in Forex. MBA is making more now than before. So relax..

You better run before monkey catch banana
Investment / Re: Earn 700$ ETH In 30 Days. by smartleo(m): 11:28pm On Feb 09, 2020
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Health / Re: Solution to Vargina itches and painful sex by smartleo(m): 11:26pm On Feb 09, 2020
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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello And Edward Onoja In Silent War Over Appointments by smartleo(m): 7:28pm On Jan 26, 2020
plainol:
Is it the same Yahaya Bello that declared public holiday in Kogi State because Buhari came back from London?

That guy's stupidity stinks. He's an apology to humanity. His dullness is legendary.

A disaster to common sense, calamity to sanity and a plague to Kogi state.

Haha this is too much of an accolade
Romance / Re: Is My Wife Still Cheating? by smartleo(m): 9:16pm On Jan 25, 2020
Margy:
See op... if you are truly in love with your wife, and you are sure you are the father of those kids, and your wife loves you but can't stop flirting.... and even after counsel she hasn't changed. And you truly want your family to work.

Take this advice!.. when having a heart to heart talk with her... boom.. do a blood covenant.. who ever flirts..cheats or in any sexual mood with any person...madness straight.. make sure the blood is flowing plenty during the covenant.. i swear.. this will put fear into her!

Which lady wanna be mad�� grin grin

Your advise is great but can't be followed
Sports / Re: Premier League: Players earning £10,000 per week or less by smartleo(m): 9:05pm On Jan 25, 2020
olusma23:
If not because of Nigeria trash economy and useless exchange rate Someone earning between N50,000 - N100,000/month suppose dey get their own ride.


Na true but na lie .lolzzzzzz
Romance / Re: 2 Women In My Life, Which Should I Marry? by smartleo(m): 10:54pm On Jan 22, 2020
daddytime:
Are you Idris Okuneye?

Answer me before I advise you.

My name is Adviser Nowamagbe

U dey sing abi?

Kontinue
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is A 130k Job Including Tithing Be Considered A Good Job? by smartleo(m): 12:37am On Jan 19, 2020
[quote author=Stallion93 post=85914206]God’s grace indeed grin Elders of this generation, see how Deceitful you people can be......Well when u go broke also say it’s God’s grace too[/quote

I don't have your time

Since you have accepted your own assumptions to be the reality .

End of story .

Enjoy your illusion

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is A 130k Job Including Tithing Be Considered A Good Job? by smartleo(m): 11:33pm On Jan 18, 2020
Stallion93:
i bet u live in a 1 room apartment and share the toilet and bathroom with about 10 people. And yea U even Order those innocent children to sleep on the floor while u and your wife enjoy the bed all through that 5 years. Even Hell will reject nigerians

Children of this generation sha.

Okay let me set the record straight.

I live in a 3 bedroom apartment with tiles and borehole water .
Each of the rooms has a mattress with the visitor room having 2 mattress.
In case you need pictures I can send them to you through WhatsApp .

My kids are attending one of the international school here in Ibadan.
Gods grace is all not my salary.

Learn to respect your elders .

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is A 130k Job Including Tithing Be Considered A Good Job? by smartleo(m): 5:51pm On Jan 18, 2020
Goodplace:
Pls advice... If a person is earning 130k Monthly and having the intention of getting married soonest and paying rent of 270k/ yearly can he consider that job a good one and moreover can he get married comfortably?[color=#000099][/color]

You are over okay

I have been working for 5years plus and my salary is not even up to that amount
Plus I have two kids and my wife is not on 9 to 5 jobs

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari’s Children Have Right To Use Presidential Jet by smartleo(m): 9:15pm On Jan 12, 2020
contigiency:


Don't mind them. All these ones screaming up down will even do the worst if they have the same opportunity. They are only interested in buhari, while their governors and their local government chairmen are dinning with the devil at their expense.

Baba kip kwayet
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Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by smartleo(m): 4:03pm On Dec 28, 2019
Joeyburton:
It's monthly but don't even try to invest in any thing like that.. Look up Menzgold and Gcch in ghana.. they offered the exact same thing 10-27% a month and now the CEOs are nowhere to be found and the people are suffering. Don't ever try it. Efcc might arrest them in future but you will never get your money back.. for those saying it's real because they have been enjoying. Menzgold lasted for 3 good years..

U mean 3 solid years
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy In Saudi Arabia Ahead Of Anthony Joshua Vs Ruiz Match by smartleo(m): 6:47pm On Dec 05, 2019
BlackfireX:
As a Nigerian I support Ruiz to defeat that over hyped American boxer....





You mean to say British ?
Investment / Re: I Will Teach You Mini Importation For Free. by smartleo(m): 8:40pm On Dec 02, 2019
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Health / Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by smartleo(m): 11:31pm On Nov 30, 2019
taylor89:
Good day family

I'm going to make this as simple as possible
I've been knacking for over 15yrs (started from small) without going for a HIV test moreover i prefer to suddenly die from HIV than knowing I have it

So September I had a resistant malaria and severe stubborn typhoid that wouldn't stop that lasted till last week November, there was no rashes, cough, headache, whitish tongue, weight loss or appetite lost, it was mainly fever that won't stop after several injections,drips (infusion), and numerous tablets

So I woke up one morning ad decided to go for HIV test after going for almost all the test that could lead to fever ( full blood count, infection, hepatitis b c, urine, typhoid and malaria, etc) all the 8times test I've done it's only malaria and typhoid that was present to an extent I believed it was spiritual

That faithful morning I rushed to a Lab at Isolo Lagos for HIV test, so the lab technician was just calming my nerves down keep telling me it's not a dead note after all over 8persons has been confirmed positive this week and they're currently on their meds, at this point i dropped a silent fart that almost killed me and this man with fowl smell, so I went outside made up my mind and came in to give in my blood, as soon as i gave my blood he told me to be patient for 20mins,

That 20mins was the most miserable and terrifying shortest minutes of my life, I remembered every girl I've slept with and remembered my life as the only son, I rushed outside and smoked half packet of cigarettes with hot drink, 20mins later I went in to see, I was shaking and crying, I couldn't be patient enough for the man to come out of the lab so I burst in the lab, the man saw my face and smiled, he said he's already writing my result, I was so curious to see but at that time was monitoring this man face swings and countenance.

He gave me the result I couldn't open it, he asked me to open it, low and behold it was NEGATIVE

He then directed me to a hospital for a proper malaria and typhoid treatment which they did another HIV test too but treated me the typhoid and malaria, I spent over four days at the hospital and was charged 54k, two days later the devilish fever stopped it's over ten days now I'm free from fever

I've sworn never to fvck any woman on planet earth without condom, not even kiss or gold circle these two almost killed me they burst easily,I've ten packs of Fiesta and Durex


My people please if u don't have the mind and courage to withstand a mere lab result please wear condoms



It is foul smell not FOWL smell .

Give your life to Jesus.

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Career / Re: Salary Range Of Microfinance Bank Workers by smartleo(m): 10:20pm On Nov 28, 2019
blessing4teewhy:
please how about moneytrust microfinance bank

I don't know about their pay system ,although I just applied for a position there ,would count on you to give the update if you are able to get it.Thanks
Politics / Re: Have You Probed Bullion Van- Segalink Reacts To Efcc's Move To Probe Air Peace by smartleo(m): 12:48pm On Nov 25, 2019
Kpoikpoi:
Bullion van?
What's wrong with bullion van?
Anyone is free to ask for a bullion van if they are withdrawing a large amount of money from the bank.
Some Nigerians are so dumb,using a bullion van can never be a crime,in fact there is no law in Nigeria that forbids people from using a bullion van.


Is all well?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Extremely Stingy. Should I Be Worried? by smartleo(m): 12:16pm On Nov 25, 2019
user283:
There's this lady I've been dating for two years now. We happen to be members of the same church and I ought to have taken the relationship to the next level by getting my parents to her place for our introduction last month but I had a rethink and postponed our introduction due to an issue that might cause problem in the future

I noticed my girlfriend is the stingy type. When I mean stingy, it's on the high side. Assuming she's just averagely stingy I wouldn't really be bothered but this is gross.

I work as a bank teller (contract staff) and my salary isn't really much while she works in Shoprite. Even from the little I earn, I'm always sensitive to her needs and I tip her whether she's stranded or not since I love her but how can I explain being with a lady for two solid years and I've never for once received any gift no matter how little it is? Not even something as little as toothbrush or hair cream

Initially, I didn't see this as a big deal probably because I grew up with the mentality that it's a taboo for a man to expect gifts or little support from his girlfriend when he's in dire need
but I've now grown to realize that "give and take" is one of the key elements of a good relationship

Even if I get stranded or go into debt, my girlfriend acts nonchalant and she'll be the
last person that will ever render a little financial assistance to help my situation. You might say I should sit her down and discuss about it. Yes I've already done that and I made her understand that I actually postponed our introduction for no other reason but because I'm still indecisive if I want to spend the rest of my life with a selfish woman but her response shows she takes pride in being stingy

I even used logic to whine her younger brother recently just to be sure if she's stingy to me alone but the boy confirmed it that her sister is very stingy. I decided to carry out my findings on her brother because I believe he should know her better.

You might want to talk about sex but my belief is that sex is just a mutual pleasure and does not define what a woman gives to you in a relationship especially a relationship that will lead to the altar

What's getting me worried is that we've come a long way but I don't want to end up with a selfish woman because it's written all over her that she cares so much only about her own well being

Please advice your fellow brother. Do I have a reason to be worried? I've been jumping a lagoon for a woman who can't jump a gutter for me especially when it comes to giving. Should I tolerate this level of stinginess from a woman simply because I'm a man?

P.S: I'm still with her because she has other good traits

Please pardon my typos. I wrote this in a hurry


Let me also contribute after I had read the words of the elders.


I want to share a personal friend experience with you .

The wife is all these church babe that act as if they have what to offer in marriage ,she listen to church tapes and also reads books but she is kind of lazy especially for 8 to 7 kind of Jobs and this has been the situation before they got married ,baba till now matter still remain the same .


Bottom line people don't change in marriage ,marriage has a magnifying lens especially on character issues .

I don't even know what to advise you on .
Just decide and enjoy your life now and in the future .

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Threatened To Leak My Sex Tape With A Guy Online!!! by smartleo(m): 6:00am On Nov 24, 2019
pamelaayomide:
He will know I only said that because of the threat.
I will involve the security or the dreaded students in the campus.

I graduated from Unaab some years back 2012 and I how religious our school is ,reporting to the school authority will end your career faster than you think and come to think of it ,you spoke about a dreaded cult group ,it all boils down that you have not learnt your lesson still. My advice is that you either talk to Rev .Richard Ige ,Pastor Wale and any of these person Dr.Lasode or Engineer Banjo (former director of works and physical planning) .These people are father and mother figure who understand deep matters like this and I can assure you from experience you will get a solution and overcome this challenge with smile .If need any further help you can talk to me on 08060365556. Thanks

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: "Resign Or Sack" Which Is The Best Option by smartleo(m): 8:10pm On Nov 21, 2019
blissbliss:
It’s better to get sacked than resigning in some cases and organizations as there’d be severance packages.

The only person that made sense since morning

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Investment / Re: . by smartleo(m): 7:24am On Nov 18, 2019
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Regret Laminating My O'level Original Certificate. by smartleo(m): 8:46pm On Nov 15, 2019
Bigbright7:


I tried doing that. it's wasn't loading properly, but I'll continue to try.
Though I'm in Lagos and I researched, that the coy is located in Ibadan. Well Im open to relocation.
God bless you sir.

Currently has two branches in Lagos ,Island and olorunsogo mushin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Regret Laminating My O'level Original Certificate. by smartleo(m): 6:02pm On Nov 15, 2019
Bigbright7:
Greetings to you my fellow nairalanders,

My heart is filled with tears as I type this because today, the devil used Mr Joel in the recruit department of workforce group to be the stumbling blocks to my breakthrough.

I went for an interview with workforce group gbagada, and during my credentials check, Mr Joel accused me of tampering with my D.O.B on my Waec certificate just because it was laminated and the ink looks faint. Mind you the D.O.B on my O'Level corresponded with my ID card and my birth certificate.

I tried to prove my innocence, but rather he chased me away from his desk, and that was how I lost the job as I wasn't interviewed. I almost cried right in front of everyone there, because I have been searching for a job for months now and this happened.

I don't know who needs to hear this but please, do not laminate your credentials, so that you can be able to defend the authenticity of it when your recruiters touch them.

A young man in the name of Ayo who also works in that department saw how downcast I was and walk up to me and encouraged me not to be troubled, that something big will come my way. Thank you Ayo for your word of encouragement. God bless you, I believe something big will come, and when it does I'll share the news.

Thank you too Mr Joel, you were only doing your job. Cheers �

Please move to front page.


Please can you drop your CV on LA Fayette mfb ltd site ?

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Appeal Court Nullifies Makinde’s Election by smartleo(m): 8:42pm On Nov 11, 2019
johnmartus:
And to think of it the man is doing nothing except fake projects on the newspaper and his paid bloggers.
I live and work in Ibadan .point of order seyi makinde is working and it is visible .get your facts right next time
Family / Re: My Husband Dislikes Me by smartleo(m): 6:04am On Nov 09, 2019
Simpleandsweet:
So sorry for your pain dear..please buy the book Supernatural Childbirth and take all the confessions inside daily..I am yet to see any woman waiting for a child that faithfully read and made the confessions in that book that didn't carry her own children! You will testify of God's goodness soonest!

Cheer up cos you are next in line for a miracle!
Truth .I have witness the wonders of this book several times
Sports / Re: Arsene Wenger To Be Offered Bayern Munich Managerial Job Till End Of Season by smartleo(m): 8:19am On Nov 07, 2019
Ololanla:
and when is someone else going to replace Buhari?? When exactly

2023 sir

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