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CelebritiesRe: Queen Of Aso World 2015 And Team Visit The Abuja Bomb Blast Victims (photos) by SmartMugu: 7:39pm On Oct 08, 2015
Who be this one again. Na by force to be queen of something. I no know u ja re.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Can’t Double President, Petroleum Minister – Ijaw Groups by SmartMugu: 1:34pm On Oct 08, 2015
Has anybody ever heard of these groups before? Did Buhari ask for double salary?
TravelRe: Water Leakage Inside Nigerian Plane While Raining (Photo/Video) by SmartMugu: 12:10pm On Oct 08, 2015
shortgun:
See what Buhari has reduced Nigeria to.
What a dullard
What has Buhari got to do with a mismanaged airline business? Did he appoint the airline management or bought them the leaking plane?
PoliticsRe: Ex-militant Leader Denies Slapping Timipre Sylva by SmartMugu: 4:44am On Oct 08, 2015
I didn't even know anyone in Bayelsa cared about APC until this one. Isn't that where the past president is from and most of his votes came from?
PoliticsRe: It’s Time To Face Justice, Wike Tells Amaechi by SmartMugu: 4:19am On Oct 08, 2015
kcmichael:
Wike wike wike how many times did I call U? The last kicks of a dying Horse,Amaechi cannot be intimidated by U.if u have a suit againt Amaechi Go to court!
You must be yoruba. Yorubas are the ones that call one another three times all the time and ask how many times did I call you, assuming the other person is deaf and cant count. I'm Yoruba too, I just don't understand why that is a signature we have to deal with. If you're yoruba, our tribe dont have to repeat ourselves 3 times bro to pass a message, a word is enough for the wise they say. Lets use that wasted effort on repetition towards something more meaningful.
PoliticsRe: It’s Time To Face Justice, Wike Tells Amaechi by SmartMugu: 4:14am On Oct 08, 2015
huh
ahaika23:
Amaechi must go to jail. Quote me and die! grin
huh huh huh
Why?
Christianity EtcRe: Plot To Assassinate Ayo Oritsejafor, CAN Leader Uncovered--thisday by SmartMugu: 4:05am On Oct 08, 2015
May be the cheap aeronautical engineers wey dey work on him plane sit on top brick while them dey service the engine. Airplane try fly, brick move enter engine. Now they are blaming FAAN.
This wouldn't have happened in Jonathan's era, the pastor had no need for cheap engineers.
Just a thought.
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Girlfriend? by SmartMugu: 1:52am On Oct 08, 2015
johnson232:
This is real weakness, did u offend her?
Is she your first love?
How old are u?
U sound too soft.
I was goin to ask same questions. OP sounded like it's the first girl he ever messed with. It's easy to tell when a man is feeling a girl and she's not feeling him, it's natural. Why force a relationship through a girl's throat?
Option 1: keep trying like u did for 4 years or however long you mentioned.
Option 2: bounce, it's way too many girls around compared to the number of available men, why get imprisoned by one that doesn't value ur intentions?

Get out there bro, it's several women out there praying for someone like you.
PoliticsRe: I Have Left PDP – Edwin Clark by SmartMugu: 6:13pm On Oct 07, 2015
Orikinla:
Welcome to CHANGE sir.
Yup. I thought he said he would leave Nigeria if Buhari won. How come he only left PDP and is still in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Senate ready for 50% pay cut by SmartMugu: 10:16pm On Oct 06, 2015
Haaaah, how are they going to make their campaign money back?
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List: Seun Kuti Says He Has Lost Hope On Buhari Administration by SmartMugu: 8:05pm On Oct 06, 2015
mars123:
Is seun basing his criticism on the age of the ministers or what?

Is it Fashola that is very capable of being Nigeria's president that he is not impressed with?

Well Seun should park for one corner...Buhari won't let his noisemakers to chop naija money anyhow.
The age does matter. These folks are too old for the current trends. Many of them are just being recycled like that's all Nigeria has to offer. I do agree with Seun in that regard. Is there anyone in his 30's or even early 40's in that list? Must we be ruled by old men forever? Some of them can't even use an iPad with all their money. We've seen pictures of them falling asleep in important meetings. Reminds me of the man behind Jega in one broadcast..

Well, I believe they were recommended by some old leaders. Old people often recommend fellow old people. Folks below 40 are still inexperienced to them, which is complete nonsense at this age.

Anyways, we elected an old president and should expect him to think the same old people should work with him.
PoliticsRe: List Of States Yet To Get Ministerial Nominees by SmartMugu: 5:42pm On Oct 06, 2015
Shawarmaplus:
FTC grin grin
I dedicate this to all lovers of SHAWARMA in d house.

I suggest that GMB should do d right thing by ensuring equity in his selection not just in State representatives but also
as regards gender equality..


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Are u suggesting 18 female ministers and 18 male ministers for the 36 states? If so, what country have seen that has done that?
Science/TechnologyRe: Quadcopter Drone Spotted On Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos! (Photos) by SmartMugu: 5:37pm On Oct 06, 2015
OgologoDimkpa:
okay and how is this news? huh
I tire o. Me and my 5 year old son have 3 of them. It was fun playing with them about a year ago, now they just sitting somewhere in the house. Today, it's news elsewhere.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: We Have No Plans To Charge Former Oil Minister Alison Madueke - UK by SmartMugu: 9:13pm On Oct 05, 2015
Too many contradictory news on this woman today. Which one do we now believe? If we can't believe the news, how are we sure she's even in the UK?
Lies everywhere.
CareerRe: I Lost My Job Because Of My Love For Buhari...( No Regrets) by SmartMugu: 7:57pm On Oct 05, 2015
From my experience working in corporate environments, people play mind-games with one another. Sometimes u have to play along with ur boss. Many bosses are dumb, but they still prefer to be looked up to by employees . Next time, play along after learning ur boss' body language first.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Seyi Shey Vs Uche Ogbodo:Who Rocks The Braids Best?(photos) by SmartMugu: 7:46pm On Oct 05, 2015
I can only blame posts like this on idleness and joblessness. Who goes around taking pictures of other people's hair? Why not show yours first?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives French Delegates At The Presidential Villa (Photos) by SmartMugu: 7:31pm On Oct 05, 2015
INTROVERT:
Am more interested in what was discussed rather that this photo shoot.
Yes, me too. I'm more concerned about the language used. I know french folks speak neither Hausa nor English. Hope they came with translators.
PoliticsRe: Diezani To Be Charged Alongside Her Mother - Sahara Reporters by SmartMugu: 7:01pm On Oct 05, 2015
philips70:
SR is always happy to take people's cases personal especially when they are big fish. They also did same to Ibori during the arrests and prosecution. In short Sowore will not let us rest until this matter ends. All he is doing is trying to get international attention as a crime busting media outing. From this moment onwards SR will place all their tentacles around friends and family of Diezani and any of their surreptitious moves to try to quash the case they will reveal even before they finish the plans.
I would think that is what journalism is about, as long as they can back everything up with facts.
PoliticsRe: Diezani To Be Charged Alongside Her Mother - Sahara Reporters by SmartMugu: 6:58pm On Oct 05, 2015
sukkot:
she needs to be charged alongside her mother, father, son, her dog, her cats, her shadow and anything that looks like her. in fact anyone that looks like diezani needs to be slapped just for looking like her.
Lol. What does her dog, cat and shadow have to do with her case? Are you also saying her dog and cat look like her? Lol
Christianity EtcRe: Love Oyedepo Welcomes Baby Girl (photo) by SmartMugu: 6:33pm On Oct 05, 2015
emmanuel596:
Dis man wife ugly oooo mama living faith
I actually thought that was the daughter that just had a baby, I been wan ask how come Oyedepo daughter look older than Oyedepo.
PoliticsRe: How Diezani Laundered Looted Money, Her Accomplices Revealed - Sahara Reporters by SmartMugu: 6:30pm On Oct 05, 2015
Armed robbers, kidnappers, pick-pockets etc should learn how to advance their chosen trades from read ups like this. They are accused of stealing billions using their brains, pens and paper.

On the other hand na those wey dey pick pocket or steal small change people go set on fire if dem catch or common sergeant for Nigeria go dey harrass.

Stories don dey open small small. This ones na "Eja Nla" -Big Fish. Nigeria police and judiciary, are you ready for cases like this? Or na only small thieves una fit catch and send go prison?
BusinessRe: Amazon Now Ships Any Item To Nigeria And Kenya - No Third Party Involved by SmartMugu: 2:03pm On Oct 05, 2015
What payment methods are available for Nigerian orders. On Amazon?
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-madueke Appears In UK Court - BBC Correspondent by SmartMugu: 2:00pm On Oct 05, 2015
"She was seen in court with her mother". Is her mother her lawyer?
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Victor Ajibishe: Expect Bomb Blasts In 4 Different Parts Of Abuja by SmartMugu: 1:17pm On Oct 05, 2015
Rubbish. He didn't even specify a time-frame. So if there is a bomb blast in Abuja 20 years from now, everyone is supposed to remember his comments?
How are we sure he's not affiliated with the bombings he's talking about for publicity reasons?

He asked everyone to pray, but he said it must happen. What kind of god does he pray to that won't avert calamities even after people prayed?

People making comments like this in civilized countries get arrested and prosecuted for making bomb-threats. In Nigeria however, anything goes I guess.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Am I Being Scammed? Please Advice! by SmartMugu: 12:59pm On Oct 05, 2015
Life is all about taking risks - if u don't invest in certain endeavors, you may miss out on many opportunities in life. I've seen folks that won't want to spend a dime whenever opportunities present themselves from fear of being scammed, but they often realize what they missed out on when the opportunity passes them.

25k is actually a small amount to risk, unless your friend has combined low-level 419 with his Shell job, which is weird. What would 25k do these days? Would he give up what you guys call friendship over mere 25k? Only you know him and can tell if he's the hungry type.

If it will make u feel better, since you already confirmed the cost of the exam, you most likely know how to pay for it. Why not request he sends you the 40k he promised, you add your 25k and then go register for the exam yourself?

If he insists you have to be the one to send him the 25k first, then I'll smell something. Who has the time running around to register someone else for an exam they can register themselves for?

At the same time, I wouldn't think mere 25k should be why you missed out on what could actually be in your genuine interest.
EducationRe: Parents Should Stop Doing This Because Of Their Children's Future by SmartMugu: 11:58am On Oct 05, 2015
Laitesmart:
Imagine what disastrous effect it would have had on their careers if MOHAMMAD ALI's father had forced him to be a musician and MICHEAL JACKSON's father had forced him to be a boxer...
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I liked this part of the writeup most!
RomanceRe: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by SmartMugu: 3:43am On Oct 05, 2015
chronique:
Noted but nobody plans to use these words intentionally. That is how one of my exes cooked food and didn't clean the head of fish properly,and served the fish for us to eat. When I found out,I lost interest in the food and as she tried hard to defend herself,I asked if that's how her mother prepares the food for her father...lol. She felt very bad and in all honesty,I wasn't happy after I said that too. I think it was just the anger at that moment.

The point is that,anger can sometimes make you say things that would make people feel very terrible,even when you never meant to make them feel bad.
Yup. That's why we all need to learn self-control when we are angry. Many relationships have been broken from words folks uttered in their angry moments.
Certain thoughts from those words will just keep ringing in our heads. Apologies sometimes just don't take them away.
RomanceRe: We Took An Oath And I Found Out She Is Possessed by SmartMugu: 10:23pm On Oct 04, 2015
How did OP know she's possessed? Did she tell you, or its just a figment of ur imagination?
FamilyRe: I Saw This Inside My Younger Brothers Bag (photos) by SmartMugu: 9:06pm On Oct 04, 2015
I don't see nothing wrong in that. I was even expecting to see drugs or weapons when I saw the headline.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Guber: Audu Will Return The N11bn He Stole If Elected - APC Chairman by SmartMugu: 9:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
Silly campaign promise. Who wouldn't know he'd steal the sum again from Kogi to pay back what he previously stole from Kogi? So, who is losing if not Kogi? If he is re-elected, then I would suggest the voters to check if their brains are still functioning.
PoliticsRe: Mubashiru Abiola Is Dead (MKO Abiola's Younger Brother) by SmartMugu: 5:51am On Oct 04, 2015
initialize:
73 year old man still dey chop meat, watch Manchester United play good football so u think e wan die?


I want to watch Manchester united forever.... Even in the afterlife if there's any.
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