₦airaland Forum

omooba969:
@bolded,

slap who, their General Overseer? Nobody fit look uche face o

Or you wan make dem catch fire ni? Abeg o.

It's about human rights. If anyone can hurt others, they should welcome being hurt as well if others think they did something wrong. Why hit anyone that hasn't hurt you in anyway? He accused someone of being a witch and slapped her. What makes him think witchcraft is not that person's chosen religion? If I was there when it happened, I swear I would have reacted and told him he was wrong for doing that. I bet the brain-washed congregation will assume I was sent by some devil, when I'm simply preaching common sense.
Nobody holy pass, my brother.

I'm sure the next GMD is me. No two ways about it.

Male gold-diggers exist. However their preys are usually women with low self-esteem. Any woman should feel important enough for a man that would handle his responsibilities as a man or at least meet them half-way.

When the reverse is the case, then the woman should ask herself questions about if she's just being desperate to be with a man and doesn't mind getting used by them.

Jonathan 'wanted to'. Why didn't he? This Metuh guy just needs to shut up.

claremont:
If Oyedepo was based in the UK and he had slapped (abused) that innocent girl, he would have since been arrested and prosecuted for child abuse. A man who would abuse a child on the pretext of curing her demons doesn't deserve any respect whatsoever.

When that happened, somebody in the church should have slapped him too. Pastors aren't gods abeg and feel pains like whoever they abuse in the name of being holier-than-thou.

I thought the recent CBN FX regulation impacted areas around importation of locally available products like rice.

Simple solution. Don't give offerings and tithes in british pounds anymore. Why did they leave the witches in Nigeria to focus on witches abroad? If the UK folks paid offerings and tithes in cowries, the pastors will focus on the witches in Nigeria. Naira is worth more than cowries today.

Now everybody dey wish na their picture dem use. Free money!

This boy is really sick.

Nigerians could not enjoy a common necessity like GSM when Nitel was driving telecommunications until private bodies were brought on board. Same concept will work if refineries are sold off and maintained by private firms. Isn't that better than declaring monthly losses?

Can't the whole Sambisa forest be set on fire? Or do we need anything from there?

If he was never currupt, why did he evade justice in the UK and ran back to Nigeria. Only one house indeed.

Ijaya123:
We are all politicians, one way or the other.

That's why I don't understand why 'politician' is a profession assigned to some on the list. What were they before becoming politicians?

I wish we can seek support from Russia - the current world power. Same bombing tactic used on ISIS recently will wipe BH out completely.

MuhdG:
It is a disease, and it can be cured.

Want prove?
Re read the op's write up

It can't be cured. I've messed with several lesbians. Atlanta and San Francisco in the US are the world head quarters for lesbians and gays, and they are all over the place.

I live in Atlanta. No matter what any man tries to take them away from that lifestyle, they will return to it. They even have there own groups with notable folks like judges, police folks, politicians etc that share same lifestyle.

You walk into bars here seeing girls kissing girls, guys kissing guys etc.

It's already a way of life the chronic ones can't get out of. May be those that only tried once could, but others really deep in the act simply can't be cured - unless through spiritual means, which is virtually non-existent here unlike in Nigeria were some folks claim they can cure anything.

I can count up to four girls i know that attempted to leave that lifestyle, they get often lured back in.

If the news is true, what is Tinubu feeling like? An ex-governor that can control an ex-president/current president? Buhari said he is for nobody but for everybody. Is that hard to understand?

These ones no even see better position argue about. Which one be CPCIU... again? Professors sha.

uboma:
From the late 70s up to the early 80s were Nigerian's golden years.

There were no hassles securing visas to other countries. We even had the Brits and other foreigners flocking into Nigeria to secure employments in our universities.

As a citizen of the country, upon graduation from the university, a brand new car + accomodation + employment was provided by the govt.

We were the envy of other countries. But the tables has turned around and NGN 1 equals to USD220 now. There's no employment for graduates now. the list is endless and no need recounting them (to avoid emotional breakdown).

Just recently, I was shocked to hear that the govt of Ghana still provides a car and accomodation to graduates of medicine and nursing. About 2 months back, I sent NGN100,000.00 to Ghana and after the transfer via Access Bank, I discovered that the equivalent in Ghana Cedis was just one thousand and a few hundreds to my NGN100,000.00.

Our leaders have sucked Nigeria dry. Will Nigeria attain her golden era again remains to be seen.

Hmmmmmmmm!

Valid point!
I kinda disagree with the Ghanaian Cedis piece though. Ghanaian currency became entirely worthless towards sometime in the 2000's. Your N100,000 would have been worth billions of Cedis back then. Moving it around would have required carrying huge bags. Buying a common item like bread would require you carrying huge wads of cash, which ud agree is totally uncomfortable. More like what is happening to Zimbabwean dollar at the moment.

Ghana replaced the old Cedis with new cedis in 2007. 10,000 old Cedis became 1 new cedis. Now it's easy to move money around.

At the moment, the new Ghanaian Cedis exchanges for way less than $1, which in the real sense is weird for a thriving african country like ghana.

I think how to measure the real value of the money you sent to Ghana is to see how hard folks have to work to make that much when your currency was converted. I know for sure a worker that was being paid millions of the old Cedis when the currency was greatly devalued struggles to make a thousand cedis with the reset that brought about the new cedis.

gsparks01:
they bombed the lake

I was going to ask if fishes in the lake are targets now since they started killing cows already.

CR77:
Black people are too corrupt

Whites are worse. Their corruption is at a macro level.

dunkem21:
If you are hearing my voice today, the youths should just seperate ourselves and take our destinies into our hands ..

..Enough of these recycle!!! ..


..and nobody should tell me there are no competent youths in this country ..


..Arise!

How can the youths separate themselves? Form an opposition to the government?
The mistake has been done already. When we elected a 72 year old president, did we think he'll consider a minister young enough to be his grandson? Analogs consider fellow analogs mature enough.
If Nigerian youths can ever come together, and massively support a fellow youth with massive publicity, may be government can for once be in our hands.

But, what is the probability that that hungry youth we decide to elect won't get there and start looting like these old men are known for?

These days wey old people no wan believe say their ideas don turn old school. Some still they claim say dem know what's up. What is analog is analog, so is everyone on the list.
Let's see where their old ways of thinking will lead Nigeria to.
After their tenure, the same old people will return again in the name of tested and trusted as if democracy in Nigeria is chieftancy title in their villages that belong to the village elders.
Youths today no dey as foolish as una think jare.
The change I thought they meant during campaigns was a complete replacement of these old folks with some younger tallents.

Is OP male or female? Title says 'her street', legs look masculine. Some things needs to be changed, either the title or the legs.

I hope this car is bulletproof sha. I no trust all these political enemies.

joyfavour:
Pepper soup

I wouldn't eat that thing. It looks like a huge lizard.

mulante:
I guess this is a monitor lizard. Sometimes i wonder how a harmless creature that has survived against all odds in the wild to become this big is put to instant death because we sometimes think its our neighbour's familiar that has come to cause us harm.

Buhari (govt. ) better make moves to resuscitate our zoos and reward Nigerians who donate any impressive wild animal to the nearest zoo, thereby conserving wildlife. If the thing na winch, make he turn back to human being inside the cage for the zoo.

Very soon, we'll run out of strange things to kill in this country and start killing people that speak strange languages.

I would think zoos are owned and managed by state government and private parastatals. Does Buhari have anything to do with maintenance of zoos? Not sure if Nigeria has any federally funded zoos, could be wrong though. So, the respective state governors/commissioners should be called out on matters like this, not Buhari. Afterall, some of them could have mentioned issues like this in their campaign promises.

I pity Buhari now as he's blamed for everything.

sanbells:
Lagos is an island so what did u expect? . Too bad though

How is Lagos an island?

OP, you don't have to run away. Just let him bring in a second wife that can do what you're complaining about.

yanabasee:
Except she's critically ill....Then I'll help her to wash her undies....

Aside that..... Her magic aint working on me!

I wouldn't wash them even if she's critically ill. I'd rather buy her some new sets.

May be the kidnapping story was just to bring him back to the news. I already forgot about him, now his team is talking about dividing Nigeria after the supposed abduction.

I wish I fit delete this thread. The 'her majesty' part of OPs post is really annoying.
OP how much dem pay u to publicize this rubbish?
At least u should explain what the competition she became a queen of before calling her ur personal majesty.
Rubbish

Fulaboy:
What's queen of aso

I tire o. May be one of our numerous pregnant senators promised one his mistresses fame. Got her the little crown n we are supposed to make her famous.

Anybody know this girl with the toothpick legs? Wetin she compete against sef to become a self-acclaimed queen of wetin nobody know about.