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Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifying: Cameroon Join Senegal, Ghana, Morocco & Tunisia To Qatar by SmartyPants(m): 10:22am On Mar 30, 2022
shinarlaura:
You re right
Cheers!

I thought you might be Cameroonian so I checked your profile and i was pleased to find that I am correct! Nice to have you on here - if any Nigerian bothers you just mention me immediately - i'll sort them out. cheesy
Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifying: Cameroon Join Senegal, Ghana, Morocco & Tunisia To Qatar by SmartyPants(m): 10:14am On Mar 30, 2022
27Pushing30:
Refer to the attached Map.

cameroon are in the center, but they can also be part of Ecowas if they decide
So how have you now said something different from what i said?
Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifying: Cameroon Join Senegal, Ghana, Morocco & Tunisia To Qatar by SmartyPants(m): 9:13am On Mar 30, 2022
saintadeola:
Caf is a very stupid organisation
How did they pair all strong team to play qualifier
It’s insane
There are only 5 slots...the top 10 played each other after having beaten off others.

What kind of argument is this?
Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifying: Cameroon Join Senegal, Ghana, Morocco & Tunisia To Qatar by SmartyPants(m): 9:11am On Mar 30, 2022
27Pushing30:
Cameroon are in central africa
They are not. They are in the political central african bloc but were originally in ECOWAS.

Geographically and anthropologically, they are wst african. Take a look at your map.
Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifying: Cameroon Join Senegal, Ghana, Morocco & Tunisia To Qatar by SmartyPants(m): 7:30am On Mar 30, 2022
Obascoetubi:
Cameroun no be west
Geographically and anthropologically they are. Politically they opted out of ECOWAS only because they didn't want to play second fiddle to Nigeria
Education › Re: Kenyan Trying To Mock Nigeria English by SmartyPants(m):
Transcriber:
I probably know more than you do. Common sense will show difference in accents but it's unfortunate you just wanna lose to yourself. I work with languages so I know stuff like this. I speak 5 languages
It's just bizarre that you can make a conscious choice to be so stupid.

I did not say there is no difference between accents.

I said, people from other regions cannot generally tell the difference between our West African accents.

What is so difficult to understand?

Please like I said if ignorance is your choice, go ahead. Leave me alone.
Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifying: Cameroon Join Senegal, Ghana, Morocco & Tunisia To Qatar by SmartyPants(m): 1:18am On Mar 30, 2022
Na only West and North Africa dey play.ball for this continent?

Abi other regions dier body dey forbid world cup?
Education › Re: Kenyan Trying To Mock Nigeria English by SmartyPants(m): 10:52pm On Mar 29, 2022
Transcriber:
Keep decieving yourself. Anyone with working ears won't say Nigerians and Ghanaians sound the same. Do Nigerians call pastor "paster" or bus as bas?
Audio travel
Lol.

If you choose to remain ignorant that's your business.

Cheers.
Education › Re: Kenyan Trying To Mock Nigeria English by SmartyPants(m): 10:03pm On Mar 29, 2022
Transcriber:
everyone knows that Ghanaians don't sound anything like Nigerians. And Ivorians speak French.
Well this is coming from someone who has travelled and met actual east african and south aftricans and guess what? Whay i posted is exactly what they say.

Get out of here with your everyone knows rubbish.
Politics › Re: Kaduna Train Attack: More Photos Of Dr Chinelo Killed By Bandits (Graphic) by SmartyPants(m): 2:36pm On Mar 29, 2022
Vaughanlanrewaj:
Truth will still come out.
Past gory images on twitter have turned out to be fake.
I believe she has a family and one should expect to hear from them by now.

This should not be another lekkilies where suddenly all those reportedly killed turned out alive or having no relatives come out to state that any of their relative missing or dead.
Never again will we allow twitter be used to peddle fake news and hate news.

Her family should please speak up. Twitter is not her family or family compound.

Those speaking ill of Nigeria because they hate Buhari will reap what they sow.

If you sow good in Nigeria, good you will reap and if you sow curses, curses and badluck you will eventually reap from Nigeria. Nigeria will never bless you and whatever you sow in Nigeria.
Are you serious?

Can't you see beyond politics for a second?

What sort of mind can produce this??
Family › Re: MARTIAL BED: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by SmartyPants(m): 2:01pm On Mar 29, 2022
WoundedLamb:
Lol... I don't even know where to start. Sorry bro, I'm not a lady. Hopefully, you get to find a female programmer some day.

Hehe... this was so funny. grin
LWKMD!!

Poor guy has been crushing on you
Politics › Re: NRC Suspends Train Operations Along Abuja-Kaduna Route Indefinitely by SmartyPants(m): 12:42pm On Mar 29, 2022
JosephXavier:
It's unfortunate but your sense is diminishing

How did PPP at the state built what?
I mean I clearly acknowledged that I may be wrong so what is the attack for?

sigh. Another day with nairaland clowns.
Politics › Re: NRC Suspends Train Operations Along Abuja-Kaduna Route Indefinitely by SmartyPants(m): 9:40am On Mar 29, 2022
JosephXavier:
This is the second time this Kaduna-Abuja railway is being suspended because of attack in the past four months

The FG will soon fix it in not less than a week but I still wonder why FG won't also pay attention to South East the way it is done to other regions

It is only in South East that train don't operate in Nigeria
Attack your governors. The one in Lagos, if im not wrong, was it not the fruit of public - private partnership at the State level?
Education › Re: Kenyan Trying To Mock Nigeria English by SmartyPants(m): 6:59am On Mar 29, 2022
Coldie:
Nigerians are the only few Africans that sound different, from Zimbabwe to Uganda to Kenya all of them have very funny accents.

I remember once asking a Kenyan if they speak French in their country cause their English sounds like French to me
Lol stop capping.

You just don't know how to tell the accents apart - Uganda and Kenya are East African neighbours so of course they sound alike just the same way a person from Kenya might think Ghanaians, Ivorians and Nigerians sound alike.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by SmartyPants(m): 3:03pm On Mar 28, 2022
homesinabuja:
Never going to watch
Really wasted time watch them play today
They don't have business going for world up

Are you in Abuja or are you looking to rent or buy a house in Abuja.
Kindly check my signature
Do you do rental apartments?
Career › Re: The Best Boss You Have Ever Worked With. Share Your Experience by SmartyPants(m): 2:08pm On Mar 28, 2022
folake4u:
I don't understand. undecided
Folake4u
Folake 4 d night

Just a random joke
Career › Re: The Best Boss You Have Ever Worked With. Share Your Experience by SmartyPants(m): 2:05pm On Mar 28, 2022
folake4u:
I had a good Boss when I was working.
She was everything! kiss
Folake you are here? cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukrainain Soldiers Execute & Shoot The Legs Of Russian Prisoners Of War (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 10:43am On Mar 28, 2022
Dalil8:
It won't be long before these mfs get nuked.

I laugh at those comparing Ukraine with Afghanistan, Syria or Iraq. Ukraine has a quite sizable, NATO trained modern army with enough weaponry. Coupled with Ukraine's massive landmass. Ukraine is Germany and half of France put together.

Plus the terrible weather conditions in Ukraine isn't really helping the Russian troops. Many Russian soldiers have lost their fingers or toes to frostbite.

It took the US over $3 trillion and 20 years to achieve anything meaningful in Afghanistan but just look at what Russia has achieved in just a month in Ukraine. It's impressive.
What are you saying?

Can you compare Ukraine to Afghanistan in anyway? Do you now how huge Afghanistan is?

Okay, let's say you're ignorant of all that. Aren't you aware that Russia invaded Afghanistan? How did that go?

I don't get why people come online and pretend to be authorities on these things.
Romance › Re: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by SmartyPants(m): 10:38am On Mar 28, 2022
A couple times - both ended with them desperately in love with me while I grew indifferent towards them.

I eventually realised that when a girl makes me chase her I develop this resolution to make her cry eventually. So now if you say no I just move on immediately.
Business › Re: Soko Loan Has Finally Defamed Me (pictures) by SmartyPants(m): 9:48am On Mar 28, 2022
PROPHETmichael:
Rule number one, before applying for loan in Nigeria, make sure you use a new phone with no contact, pictures or any personal info on it because by installing their app on your phone, you've automatically given them access to your personal details.
So someone that is looking for small loans of 20k or less has money to buy a new phone jusy for that purpose??
Business › Re: Soko Loan Has Finally Defamed Me (pictures) by SmartyPants(m): 9:47am On Mar 28, 2022
Abfinest007:
Sue them if u have money
He can never win...you want hin to just lose more money

Lol
Celebrities › Re: Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock After He Joked About His Wife At The Oscars (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 6:30am On Mar 28, 2022
Such a clown
Foreign Affairs › Re: Macron Warns Against Inflammatory Words After Biden’s Remark On Putin by SmartyPants(m): 5:06am On Mar 28, 2022
onedayatime:
Even the president and the presidency are both on different page in this Ukraine Russia war. They know that Biden is the aggressor of the war here and so they are distancing themselves from him
You are just foolish
Foreign Affairs › Re: In Reversal, Biden Maintains US Right To Use Nukes In A First-Strike Scenario by SmartyPants(m): 4:23pm On Mar 26, 2022
Benny6944:
OP it is possible to intercept a nuke, but it is very hard
to do. You think Nukes is just an ordinary ballistic missile lol..

go and make research on this then you will realize its 50 50
Be quiet and learn.

Nukes are not missiles themaelves. The actual nuke is a payload that is fixed to different types of missiles.

It could be ballistic, cruise, etc.

Now, some missiles are more capable than others but it has nothing to do with whether the payload is a nuke or some other kind of bomb.

The only question is what kind of missile is used.
Foreign Affairs › Re: In Reversal, Biden Maintains US Right To Use Nukes In A First-Strike Scenario by SmartyPants(m): 3:01pm On Mar 26, 2022
Benny6944:
I can see your misconception. barely and not are they same?
You are barely typing legible sentences, having the gall to talk about misconceptions. smh.

Where did I say "all missiles can be intercepted"

That nukes are barely intercepted is false because most nukes can and will get shot down.
Foreign Affairs › Re: In Reversal, Biden Maintains US Right To Use Nukes In A First-Strike Scenario by SmartyPants(m): 1:57pm On Mar 26, 2022
Benny6944:
In Nukes fight, there's no winner. You barely intercept nuke for those saying all kinds of rubbish
Lol. Who told you "they barely intercept nukes"?

First off, when has a nuke ever been fired in combat for it to be intercepted?

Secondly nukes are delivered just the same way other warheads are. If regular nissiles can be intercepted, of course nukes can.
Politics › Re: 2023: Khadijah Okunnu-Lamidi Shares Her 5-point Agenda For Nigeria by SmartyPants(m): 6:58am On Mar 24, 2022
Judolisco:
She's not talking about restructuring.... Nobody is talking about restructuring..... We're still going round d same old sh>t everytime
no one who talks about restructuring will get anywhere near aso rock. not that she will even now that she hasn't.

What I don't understand is why people wait until the year before elections to start souding smart.

It is a tacit rule of nigerian politics that no one who is not already a politician can get elected to office.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have You Ever Been Rejected For A Remote Job Because You're Nigerian. by SmartyPants(m): 8:16pm On Mar 23, 2022
skywalker240:
your signature truly shows youre a writer with fineese and excelence, it would be an honor to follow you here, if am permited.
Oh, that's a quote lol. But yes, feel free.

Cheers
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have You Ever Been Rejected For A Remote Job Because You're Nigerian. by SmartyPants(m): 1:38pm On Mar 23, 2022
Agbebakun22:
A friend of mine lost an opportunity to work for jp morgan as copywriter. According to email he received he's fit for the position but can't be considered due to his nationality. #lala pls push to front page for wider audience. Pls share your experience.
JP Morgan will never write you an email and tell you that they rejected you because you are Nigerian. Never!

At best they might say they are recruiting only US-based writers.

I have clients literally on every single continent and never once has my nationality been an issue. Because my work speaks for itself.

I have been doing this for almost 10 years btw.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Stormy Daniels Ordered To Pay Donald Trump $300k By U.S Court by SmartyPants(m): 3:10am On Mar 23, 2022
olatade:
I say your father is the child here

A dull, silly father

Smh.
lol.

Say whatever. I don't know why you expect me to be offended - you are only betraying your low iq whereas i was only genuinely trying to guide you away from childishness.

Feel free to reject my help though.

Bye dear.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Stormy Daniels Ordered To Pay Donald Trump $300k By U.S Court by SmartyPants(m): 7:37pm On Mar 22, 2022
olatade:
Your father is the "boy" here. Not me
lol.

You are genuinely a child.

A dull, silly boy!

Smh.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Stormy Daniels Ordered To Pay Donald Trump $300k By U.S Court by SmartyPants(m): 7:18pm On Mar 22, 2022
olatade:
Be honest. You also don't have the slighest clue what i posted up there.

Read to understand next time. comprehension is not yet a crime in Nigeria.
It's not a snarkiness competition my boy.

If you humble yourself I will explain how you're wrong,

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