₦airaland Forum

Minjim:
He can't afford to buy coca cola.

It's not about buying it outright. There are a million ways to buy coca cola without buying it outright, same way he's not buying Twitter outright.

Edit:

Seems there is some misunderstanding in my use of the word outright. Here I use it in reference to financing. That is to say, Elon Musk is buying Twitter outright but not paying for it himself.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Does a governor have such power? I thought the Nigeria Police Force belongs to the Exclusive Legislative List!

Oga what do you understand by exclusive legislative list?

Did Wike legislate anything? however, indeed, his powers to order an arrest are minimal, if the police hierarchy do not counter-sign.

Struggling to understand the essence of this post.

Is that it is bad or is it meant to be funny?

Devilagentcap:
U don't know nothing. The north will prefer to have a SW Christian president and north Muslim vice than to have a SW Muslim President and North Christian as vice.

Why would the north prefer that? I assume it is more a question of who the northern oligarchs select, and that should be more a question of who wi allow them access to power. No?

Seems Tinubu has always served northern needs.

Gozac:
All these kids won't let us see road, anyway June 1 is very much around the corner
Your hallucination will certainly clear on or before that day

Maybe i'm wrong. Why not point out the errors in my thinking rather than seeking an e-battle?

You guys make nairaland so toxic with this nonsense way of engaging people.

PrinceOfLagos:
Dream on

Tinubu my ass

Just the facts. The north will rally behind the strongest Muslim candidate from APC. Thats Tinubu.

Yorubas will eventually rally round him once he wins the primaries.

Igbos and SS will be isolated.

At this rate Tinubu or Atiku will emerge president and it seems more likely to be Tinubu.

The only person who may disrupt this formula may be GEJ on an APC platform

Antimarraige:
Hmmm I'm scared oh because I'm going to see one divorced lady in ajah tomorrow, after we have had video sex multiple times I'm going to taste the real thing and she said I'm spending the night, God guide my steps oh

God should guide your steps into fornication?

We all fornicate but bra have small sense naw.

You better follow Boogeyman's advice up there. Get yourself a nice kala since you can't borrow yourself sense.

FutureIsFemale:
Tell your gender to stop raping women and I'd be fine

Sure.

FutureIsFemale:
Yes I was. And I believe every Nigerian woman has been.

That's quite sad. I'm genuinely sorry to hear that.

Abuja is like a composite of these cities within cities...

Gwarinpa, Lugbe and Kubwa can easily be standalone cities

nony43:
Yes, let our Abuja be the most neatest city first in Africa then we can talk.

There is nothing to talk about. Cleanliness is only one metric to consider and it is not even a major one because Abuja is quite clean. The degrees of difference don't make enough of a difference, especially when this particular discussion is about architectural and other aspects of infrastructural beauty.

But of course this is all subjective so it's fair enough it you prefer Kigali.

nony43:
Kigali is one time the most beautiful and neatest city in Africa. Use google.

We all know it is clean. Is that what we should be celebrating as a yardstick?

4teenblaq:
What is wrong with our SE players self?

Playing well at club level
Playing trash at national level

The only players I see that play well both at club level and national are Ekong, ndidi and victor oshime.

Others keep running around and playing like man utd squad.

Ekong is the reverse. Very poor at club level.

nony43:
No be joke, our Abuja can not stand toe to toe with Kigali and Nairobi

Remove Kigali. What is it about Kigai that would beat Abuja??

tunjijones:
Which kind very porshe?

This is a regular neighborhood in Abuja.

That's an upscale estate probably around Mabushi or other central areas. Don't know what you mean by regular but rent here will be from 5 million at the minimum and closer to 10 on average.

Proflere:
Let them do proper investigation, the attack is really not from Nigeria, rather they are seeing what the attacker wanted them to see so that they won't look at the right place.

As simple as. But even they have acknowledged that possibility - most likely the attackers are Indians.

Deeprooted:
I opened a business for my wife,to the glory of God, the business is doing good.

All of a sudden, money start missing. All efforts to balance the account at the close of business were all abortive. We thought our workers were the one stealing but they are innocent. My wife has been crying after the recent one which was 110k. A friend who had experience same, advise her to put a piece of charcoal in the vault where she keeps money. But that doesn't go down well her even me.

The business is quite competitive but God has been really good to us.

What do you suggest I do?


Note: She opens and closes with prayers

1. How did you determine that the workers are innocent?

2. What bookkeeping systems do you have in place? Are you sure you are tracking all your costs and expenses well?

buckeyemedia:
Starboy with mouth, Yet he couldn’t assassinate Ghana on the field of play?

You think it is all these nonsense Napoli talk that is of no benefit to Nigeria that we are interested in?

Useless Ghanaian defenders wey homie for take shine like star lager beer e no fit?

It's a team sport so there is no time a single player is expected to "assassinate" the opponent on his own. There was zero service, yet he created a few chances by working so hard.

I think everyone who watched that game knows that Osimhen was Nigeria's only threat.

Besides, the Ghanaian defenders are quite good and very highly rated in European football. Unless you don't really follow club football.

At the end of the day though, we can't all agree so I appreciate your differing opinion.

For some reason I never watched the u17 world cup so the first time I saw him was at the Afcon four years ago when he was pulled from the U23 to play with the senior team.

I remember watching him come on against Tunisia? And I told my friend this boy is going to be great.

I had never seen him play but he had an air of determination about him. My friend thought he would just be average.

The rest is history.

Though the Ikpeba insult really hurt me because I expected him to honour Ikpeba - particularly being Edo sons, Victor Osimhen remains my star.

In fact, if you were in the Stadium that day against Ghana in Abuja, from the moment the Super Eagles came out to warm up you would know that there is only one starboy in Nigeria and it is not wizkid.

I find it easy to believe because of what a little girl once did to me. Though mine was not of the sexual nature, she was sitting on my lap in the presence of her dad who stepped out to get something - it happened that she bumped her forehead against my chin.

When her dad came back she said I beat her. This is a child that is old enough to know that I did not beat her and it was an accident.

You can't imagine the shock and terror I felt.

Mhizsleeq4eva:
OK. What hustle like in The Gambia? Can he travel by road?

Sir, coz i know its really you, that is a journey of one week and you will pass through countries that now have serious terrorism issues.

I've lived in Gambia, frequently visited Senegal; have been to Guinea Bissau and Ghana; and have many Sierra Leonian and Liberian connects. I can tell you a little about those countries.

Senegalese are natural artisans so fine arts is something they already do a lot. Its also wildly expensive.

ETHICALLYrlght:
You can't sue someone for his property. The case will be struck out for no cause of action.

Your father owns valid titles to the real properties through first settlement. Put differently, he bought the plots of land from nobody but inherited it customarily as a descendant of those who settled there first.

I presume based on the preceding paragraph that the land documents are not registered at the land registry of your state because from experience the first document descendants of first settlers prepare regarding their land is usually a deed of gift, deed of lease, deed of assignment or power of attorney depending on the circumstances.

My advice is that you should get very close to your father this period. Let everyone believe you are his favourite son. Show him how to enjoy the internet with a smartphone. Encourage him to eat wheat instead of Garri or Akpu or Amala etc.... You know all those things his mates like

During this period, learn his signature, prepare a deed of gift and get your close allies including your sister as witnesses. It's even better if you can make him sign the paper himself through misrepresentation (This is a special course I can tutor you on).
Register the deed of gift at the appropriate registry and pay the required dues to the government registry. To be more smooth get registered surveyors to survey the land and register the survey plans with the government in your name.

You have all commercial banks need to grant you a loan. When you've successfully mortgaged the properties, use that money to do something good for yourself.
BENEFITS
1. Your father will not be able to sell a land you mortgaged to the bank. The bank will take him to court and deed of gift you presented to the bank will be a superior title.
2. The bank will not own the land as long as you invested the loan wisely and follow the repayment plan honestly.
3. After the expiration of each mortgage, begin new mortgages to further expand your investments. But ensure you always repay your loan.
4. Your father will pass on while the case lingers in the court. I trust NIGERIAN courts (15 years no judgment just adjournments)
5. When he passes on, end all mortgages and keep the land if you wish.
DISADVANTAGES
If you believe in curses don't try this. I do not believe in them

That is fraud Mr unethicallyright. You will land the poor boy in a hot pot of soup.

illicit:


Na 13 year old Bobby b dat

My eyes are seeing double Ds

I honestly thought it was the other girl and spent quite some time trying to figure out what was wrong with her dressing.

On realizing that it was the one in red - I can only agree with mad aunty Kemi. This is not right.

Every 10 years they'll repurpose this article for nairaland front page.

frowland:
Have you heard about the Enigma machine?
Yes the British intelligence was able to decrypt German communications - They ‘intentionally’ allowed the Germans sink series of Subs and ships even after they intercepted coms and got advance intelligence of the attacks. People died. Even a ship conveying families wasn’t spared.

They needed the enigma for much more bigger intelligence and with excruciating patience, they got it.

One thing about intelligence gathering is not always about stopping immediate attacks but maybe trying to know who they talk to, where the millions in ransom eventually go to and so forth. It is much more than just intercepting phone calls.

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That's a faulty analogy.

This stuff is not rocket science.

They listen to their calls they said. So they already know who they are talking to. They know where so go in there and capture them then interrogate.

Where is the parrallel beteeen this and World.War 2 conditions?

omowolewa:
That good, hope it won't be other way round after loss of immunity

There's no immunity with the ICC.

Barrywilly:
There is no smoke without fire. The mere fact that he is a priest doesn't mean that he cannot commit a crime. Many people hide under the sanctity of priesthood to commit atrocities

Then why hasn't he been tried? Is trial not for people who commit crimes again?

emperor863:
This episode is a big scandal that the school should not be allowed to wriggle out of. How can a school of such calibre (or any school for that matter) allow such underage children to cohabit to the extent that they were able to engage in sexual activities and even recorded it on their phones. Is it normal for boarded students to have access to mobile phones? What a big shame.

The parents of all the children should bury their heads in shame because ordinarily, at that age (of ten years) the children should not even develop an urge for sex. Only God knows what type of moral and home training some people give to their children. That girl obviously was not having sex for the first time.

The parents should be brought to book on this because the law can do virtually nothing to these children on account of their respective ages.

Lastly, this should be a reflection of what the society really is. If this has happened, it means it can happen (or is also happening) in hundred of other cases in the country - especially among the upper crust of the society where a lot of scandals abound. Whether we like to believe or not, similar thing is happening in boarding schools all over the country.

May God heal our land and cleanse it of all satanic influence.

The children were on separate floors. Short of locking them in or having a teacher in each room, what could the school have done?

toujurs:
So if the video wasn't out, that is how they would have accused those boys of rape. Na wa o

Second time in a few days.

Guyman02:
Only Ukraine makes headlines as if there are no conflicts in Tigray, Yemen, Syria etc.
See how the white man manipulates our minds to one direction

So you think white people should make more headlines on African issues than the issues aaffectjng theor societies??

I think you better ask yourself why you are addicted to watching their channels.

No one is directing your mind.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed to read comments

Although I ain't no niggar of relationship and emotions ....
But getting back with an ex or a woman you banged before is damnnn so sweet

That is why I do advise niggars not to break up with thier girl friend in a violent way....with a peaceful break up...you can still bang them anyday anytime twice on their ovulation period..

Women are emotional being...there are some things you say to them during the relationship...then they will not see break up as a do or die affair...
You can be with her during the relationship and sometimes hold her to your body and cuddle her while you whisper something like: "baby girl..even if there is a break up due to circumstances beyond our control but i guarantee you i will be your friend till the end of time" ...
Say that to her sometimes..I assure you when the break up finally comes..she will still come around you and bang you anyday anytime

This is true but very wicked.

Women don't hear what we say, they hear how we make them feel.

To any such woman, you still love her and want to be with her...you'll be leading her on.