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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Didn't Cheat On A Job Test Does That Make Me A Fool ? by SmartyPants(m): 1:33am On May 03, 2021
AfonjaMuslim:
You are a fool
Nope... More fool you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by SmartyPants(m): 4:19pm On May 02, 2021
kendrick93:
this match would likely be cancelled.
The fans have invaded the pitch and the dressing rooms in protest
Pitch alone and they have been cleared.
Education › Re: Chiwueze Kingsley: Missing IMSU Student Found Dead (Graphic Photo) by SmartyPants(m): 10:11am On May 02, 2021
Religion6:
All these guys typing "RIP"
How did you know if he's died? This is a half baked journalism. No pic of his died body, no reliable link to the news. Someone just wrote something and everybody is saying RIP. Make Una dey reason well sometimes.
Upgrade your internet
Crime › Re: CCTV Video Of Baba Ijesha Molesting The 14-Year-Old Girl Released (Censored) by SmartyPants(m): 10:04am On May 02, 2021
Kingcalls:
If u don't know...we have one constitution, and the sharia law is inscribed in our constitution...this is what most people don't know
Sharia is applicable only to the community to which it concerns, within limited territorial jurisdiction. This is why I say reading the law and understanding it are different.
Crime › Re: CCTV Video Of Baba Ijesha Molesting The 14-Year-Old Girl Released (Censored) by SmartyPants(m): 9:57am On May 02, 2021
Kingcalls:
U dont know the Nigerian law.... if u say so shes a minor , then the politicians that marry 14 Yr old will go to jail... u can only send him to jail if it was not consensual... that girl dint show any sign of resistance.... I repeat, a good lawyer will get him off the hook easily.... if he hires me, I will get him off the hook easily
Lol. You may know the law but you don't understand it. This practice can go overlooked only in the north because of the legal deference to cultural and religious practices. It can never survive in Lagos.
Crime › Re: CCTV Video Of Baba Ijesha Molesting The 14-Year-Old Girl Released (Censored) by SmartyPants(m): 9:51am On May 02, 2021
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Crime › Re: CCTV Video Of Baba Ijesha Molesting The 14-Year-Old Girl Released (Censored) by SmartyPants(m): 9:51am On May 02, 2021
Saintsquare:
Exactly, it's a script... with a good lawyer, Baba Ijesha will walk free. However, I believe he needs to be punished. It's about what the law stipulates, in some countries in Europe, he would walk free because age of consent starts from 14yrs old.
With the best of lawyers anywhere in this world, he is done for. That girl is underage and he knew it so her consent is immaterial. In fact, most good lawyers will not take such a case, except to defend him on the basis of insanity.
Family › Re: My Wife Wants To Kill Me. What Should I Do? by SmartyPants(m): 10:45am On Apr 30, 2021
ezugegere:
I think you're the one who wants to kill the poor girl. You don't have idea how pregnancy can mess up some women. Instead of you to be petting her, you're here complaining. Even if you don't have, keep on showing her affection and continue to assure her that things will be better.
Come off it. Mood swings do not equal insanity...why would she hit her husband? So if she was a single mother, would she go on the street looking for who to hit? If he was a violent man would she do that? That woman is abusive.
Politics › Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by SmartyPants(m): 7:47pm On Apr 29, 2021
CBN says don't fire the MD/CEO because that can disrupt the banks recovery at a delicate period. CBN then fires the entire board of directors in the same time?
Politics › Re: 'Boycott The Platform' Trends To Protest El-Rufai's Inclusion by SmartyPants(m): 3:39pm On Apr 29, 2021
These social media youths have little to no idea about strategy. In times like these one must keep one's enemies close!

And in what position is one who calls herself a "fokken queen" to pontificate about righteousness?
Sports › Re: "No Be Soap, Na Shower Gel" Iheanacho Jokes With Wilfred Ndidi by SmartyPants(m): 9:02am On Apr 29, 2021
Sebastine1994:
I type this with a heavy heart. Very heavy.

Nigerians hate truth

Look at what we have become, look at what a so called role model is saying. It means you are indirectly endorsing Yahoo boys.

I believe there are boys on the street who can play ten times better than this nit wit. but mother luck did not smile on them.

Mind what you are indirectly endorsing with your mouth and fingers ,. it may come back to haunt you

for the idiots below me who call this a joke. Must you joke with everything. Start joking when dangote crush people and see what happens.

That is why I like the Muslim sometimes, you cannot joke with their religion, it's an unwritten rule. you can't joke with Allah the way christains joke with God.

Because million of people are doing something does not make it right.

Think of the millions of youth this man has an influence on. think of how some of our useless slangs become popular. think brethren, think
What stops you from becoming a role model and demonstrating what you think is the right way instead of camping on a young man's head?

Sir, you are actually the idiot.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Leave Home After Getting A Job? by SmartyPants(m): 10:09pm On Apr 28, 2021
Gabflex:
am not poor.
as a man thinketh so he is in his heart.
Okay. Then why ask for advice? Go ahead and spend your billions.
Crime › Re: Mary Daniel: Lagos Detects Lies In Amputee Hawker’s Claims, Seizes N25m Donation by SmartyPants(m): 10:08pm On Apr 28, 2021
The money was raised by private individuals so the Lagos State government has no business blocking her from collecting it. The one their cronies have collected have they stopped them? I suggest they start from Bourdillon drive.
Romance › Re: Can't Get Her Off My Mind, I Need Help!! by SmartyPants(m): 11:17am On Apr 28, 2021
chatinent:
That brother-in-law is a brainy one. He didn't have to talk much but waybill his cousin sister ready to settle down to you with a guise of no accommodation!

I guess he trusts you'll make a good husband.


BTW, I don't support premarital sex.


Her recent attitude after the act, I think, is to build the remaining fallen blocks of her pride.

My crazy opinions tho.
I like the way your mind works cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Leave Home After Getting A Job? by SmartyPants(m): 10:02am On Apr 28, 2021
Gabflex:
pls Pardon my poor writing.
Am 25yrs and I live with my parents. I have never lived outside my parents roof since i was born, I feel its kind of slowing down progress not because I live with them but because I feel comfortable.

I really love my parents and can't stand to watch them go through stress, especially my mum. that woman na Gold, she too try.

I got a job recently and I thought I should get my own apartment close to work.

one reason is people who held the post got transfered in less than 2-3yrs to another state and i learnt once ur good, u get promoted and transfered to be working in a branch outside the state.

salary around 30-40k
Transport from my parents house: #350 per day.

some people are telling me to remain in my parents house and save since i wont be paying house rent in my father's house.
getting a house close to work will cost me 30-50 per annum for a room (not self con)
I base In western part of Nigeria.

I want to be responsible and also my privacy really matters.

what do you think guys?
Slow down before you fall into the trap of increasing your expenses in proportion to your income. At least earn for a while, save some, and then move out comfortably. You don't need privacy while you are still poor!
Crime › Re: Insecurity: Buhari Seeks US Assistance, Warns Of Spill Over To Other Countries by SmartyPants(m): 9:49am On Apr 28, 2021
mooremoney:
Can't he address the nation? Stupid president
What will that solve?
Crime › Re: Insecurity: Buhari Seeks US Assistance, Warns Of Spill Over To Other Countries by SmartyPants(m):
moscobabs:
I hate US walahi, we have been seeking for help for more than a decade now and nothing has been done about it
Coz your government refuses to fix human rights abuses in the military.
Romance › Re: What A Girl Did After Her Boyfriend Spent 50k On Her Birthday by SmartyPants(m): 9:39am On Apr 28, 2021
Vision101:
You are her central bank. Why should you expect any gift from her. Have you ever seen commercial banks lend to cbn?
Of course they do... What do you think Treasury Bills are?
Sports › Re: Wesley Fofana Breaks His Fast During Match, Thanks EPL by SmartyPants(m): 9:05pm On Apr 27, 2021
candidbabe:
what the fuss about this fasting sef.

most of the Muslims around me thinks that fasting is just abstaining from food only.
They are not using your stomach to fast so let them be ma.
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Graduates With A Degree In Criminal Justice From US University by SmartyPants(m): 9:48am On Apr 27, 2021
lekki1444:
i guess his elder brothers university is not good enough undecided
Is there any requirement that you must attend your elder brother's university?
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Graduates With A Degree In Criminal Justice From US University by SmartyPants(m): 9:47am On Apr 27, 2021
lekki1444:
i guess his own university is not good enough undecided
He doesn't have a university.
Romance › Re: The Gift I Bought For My Baby Mama Today - Photos by SmartyPants(m): 6:32pm On Apr 26, 2021
The last time I saw a funny thread like this was on nairaland many years ago. It made me remember the OP of that particular thread who happened to be an infamous nairalander. Only for me to.see that it's the same OP.

cheesy
Sports › Re: Troost-Ekong Wins Promotion To EPL With Watford by SmartyPants(m): 10:13pm On Apr 25, 2021
Harrynight:
Some us are just seeing this good news for the first time Sir
The more reason it should have been posted on the front page in a timely manner Sir. Wouldn't you agree?
Sports › Re: Troost-Ekong Wins Promotion To EPL With Watford by SmartyPants(m): 7:39pm On Apr 25, 2021
Drizzle007:
This was yesterday sir haba
lol.. seems much longer. Guess news moves fast in the sports world
Culture › Re: Oba Adetokunbo Tejuoso Arrested For Romance Scam (Pictures) by SmartyPants(m): 7:11pm On Apr 25, 2021
bestabigaelever:
Oba yahoo grin

I hope oluwo of Iwo is not bombing too
The real yahooze cheesy
Sports › Re: Troost-Ekong Wins Promotion To EPL With Watford by SmartyPants(m): 7:08pm On Apr 25, 2021
This is several days old sir. Haba
Celebrities › Re: Netflix, Zack Snyder Reacts To Ikorodu Bois "Army Of The Dead" Movie Remake by SmartyPants(m): 5:44pm On Apr 25, 2021
CSTRR:
People forget there are 110 countries in the world.

When I want to compare, I don't go as far as Europe and America.

I compare among African countries and maybe fellow third world Countries like India.

And in most indices, Nigeria falls short, but not in entertainment.

In entertainment, Nigeria is the place to be.
In a lot of things actually. Nigeria's fintech environment is second to none in Africa.
Celebrities › Re: Netflix, Zack Snyder Reacts To Ikorodu Bois "Army Of The Dead" Movie Remake by SmartyPants(m): 5:39pm On Apr 25, 2021
CardiNice:
Each of these boys would be millionaires by now, featuring in great franchise like game of thrones and even having their own franchise like the series called stranger things but it's so unfortunate that they were born in Nigeria.
Imagine the level of success Ikorodu boys and kids like Emmanuella would have attained if they are in USA or Europe.
Imagine if Mi was a rapper in USA.
Imagine if Burna boy was an America singer.
Imagine if mercy Johnson was an America actress or an European actress.
Imagine of the famous square were an America singer and dancer.

Take a look at Anthony Joshua then go back to my questions and there you have my answer.
Lol well I mean also take a second to imagine if all those people were born in Afghanistan?

In a way looking at that just you've created, you've made a case for the greatness of Nigeria.
Romance › Re: What's The Difference Between Dating In Your 20s And 30s? by SmartyPants(m): 12:52pm On Apr 25, 2021
Older girls are more desperate to cling to the relationship so breaking up is war.

That's about it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 4 Ball Boys Who Later Became Professional Footballers [photos] by SmartyPants(m): 12:31pm On Apr 25, 2021
Ball boys are usually good players from the academies so it's hardly that surprising.

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