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SavageResponse:
If this thing looses power and you fall you will have a very bad story to tell!

If I were the designer I would design it to force a landing once power is low. I'm sure they have thought of this.

This story is an obvious work of fiction.

whirlwind7:
Nigerians and hypocrisy.
Moral of this: keep your fetishes/fantasies to yourself, if you are Nigerian.
Most of those blasting him secretly imagine worse things, and will gladly jump at shagging a mother and daughter combo.

Even if you have indecent fantasises it is decent to keep them to yourself.

Everybody dey shit no mean say we go do am for public!

Mrnairalandd:
Let me address your first point, you said i can play game and all that. The question is where and how? You mean someone should go out there in that terrible cold weather to play football or drink! Who ll play football/drink in that horrible weather except professional footballers who have no choice than to do what they had already signed for.

The weather is too bad for anyone from Africa-Nigeria to enjoy anything outdoors in UK. You ll need to wear about 3 clothes with big heavy jacket just to eat out but in Nigeria all you need is your shirt.

Parking and congestion charge are another problems one must take into account before venturing out

I don’t know if you have lived in a white dominated area before like Bromley South, you ll realise that no matter how low your Hifi stereo is, these bastards ll still find something to say. Even my mum was shocked when she came around and heard them complaining about my stereo. Guess what! My mum couldn’t even ear the sound in the bedroom but my next door neighbours came to knock on my door to inform me about how the stereo was disturbing her life

Again, it comes down to your personal preferences.

The weather might be an issue for some but me I enjoyed it plus inside the house was well-heated so no need for wearing layers of clothing.

I also played football throughout, with county league teams. In winter the only time we didn't play was when the pitch was water logged. Yes, it could be uncomfortable and if you don't wear gloves your fingers will ache when you get in, but it was still fun for me.

Parking can't be your issue when England has such an efficient public transport system. Besides this is you complaining about the cost of social life, not that there is none. So if you can afford it, England does have a great social scene.

I lived in Bradford and our home was detached so no reason for neighbors to come complaining.

The female neighbour came and saw and decided it was a domestic dispute and they would sort it out themselves. Imagine?

Mrnairalandd:
The weather here is terrible! Cold!

You can’t even enjoy your electronic gadgets here cos of your neighbours who are ready to call the police unlike Nigeria where you can enjoy a good music without your neighbours causing a problem

Police ll profile you cos of your skin colour

You might need to change your name to Richard Johnson instead of Tayo or Chika cos you might not get the job cos of your name(Racism)

The Brits themselves go to Spain and other part of the world to enjoy themselves cos the weather is terrible

The bills are unnecessary exorbitant with nothing to show for it.

If you r in doubt, take your time to look at rich kids from Africa continent who came to UK to study, they run back either before or as soon as they r done with their studies.

African middle class and wealthy families don’t stay in UK/Europe more than two weeks before they run back home for all sort of reasons.

I visited several times and stayed for months on one occasion. I took issue with the specific claim that there is no social life. Of course there is. You can play football, go to games, eat out, go see a movie, visit a bar etc.

You may not appreciate these activities but don't say there is not social life. Why must you use your gadgets in a manner that would disturb your neighbors before you know that you are enjoying social life sir?

I wouldn't.advise anyone to move there for work coz its not easy to assimilate, yes. But claiming there is no social life is wrong.

Mrnairalandd:
If he is depressed in Nigeria then he would definitely commit suicide in UK cos UK is as boring as hell compare to Nigeria.

If you are financially ok in Nigeria, trust me, you don’t have any reason to trade that for UK.

Why do you think African rich men even middle class don’t stay in Europe(UK) cos the weather and social life are completely Zeros with racism on top of it?

The only reason why people from poor homes stay in Europe is cos of employments(menial jobs-89%) and exchange rate. If £ & $ are at the same rate with Naira today, i swear down, 90% Nigerians in USA/UK ll be packing their luggage’s by this evening heading to different airports.

Like his parents said, nothing in Europe/America if you r financially ok in Nigeria but if you r from poor homes, why not?

Social life zero keh?

What is in Nigeria that is not in England in terms of social life?

Bialegend:
Ndi "awa oyel" Una think say un dey wise? You be mumu man. This is according to your imbecilic brother called Asari Dokubo. When i look at and think of this "awa oyel" brigade, i see only foolish, myopic, idiotic, naive drunkards that instead of coming together with their Igbo brothers to liberate themselves, prefer to stay subjugated under British/fulani slavery.

This attitude is precisely why the Niger delta man will never join with biafra.

Joel3:
What stop Nigerians from Developing there own whatsapp that can go globally.

Facebook is looking for what to generate revenue from whatsapp. Since the bought WhatsApp they have been looking possible ways to make money from it's. But I think the step they are taking is the wrong time.

Instead of free whatsapp they should collect money from subscription. Sharing data with facebook is a no go area as it doesn't make any sense. I have read the policy several times and it doesn't make any sense.

Whatsapp is going to lose many subscribers for this move.

I think people are massively overreacting. Whatsapp and Facebook are essentially the same business operation. They just want more ways of advertising to you and that's fair enough since whatsapp is free!

daylay7:
Thats deep o. I have someone with such experience and it didn't end well at all. IF I give account of that now, some stupid people like @smartypants will say it is fictional. May God heal his family.

Shut up you filthy jobless animal.

Your a pathological liar and you have been caught.

Emmypure:
How will he loose, they have not been calling him since and it is helping his club career, because he has enough rest during breaks, beside he is like 32 years so what is there for him to play again

He will retire knowing that France won a world cup and could win more trophies while he is in his prime and he has won none. Do you know what that will do to his mind especially when he clearly wants to play?

daylay7:
Is this you? https://www.nairaland.com/4162308/what-nigerian-girls-really-want I will only tell u one thing. It is a thief that can recognize another in the same biz.
Now i know where you are coming from.
Rest bro.

Since you have decided to maintain the path of dishonesty, I will make you my pet project on nairaland. Wherever I catch you telling more lies, you will be exposed immediately.

Charlatan.

daylay7:
Is this you? https://www.nairaland.com/4162308/what-nigerian-girls-really-want I will only tell u one thing. It is a thief that can recognize another in the same biz.
Now i know where you are coming from.
Rest bro.

What about that thread appears to be fictional? What a senseless attempt to deflect.

Why do you create fictional stories on a daily basis??

Paxxcarl:
For all we no you could be lying to us as well

He is. This poster has a habit of creating fictional threads. Just the other day he created a thread in how he is still in love with his ex and almost made out with her.

daylay7:
What has that got to do with you? Does it reduced your self esteem or something? Guy, relax!

I want to know why you tell lies everyday. Take it that my interested is based on personal amusement. Of course you can always ignore but I would be very happy to know what you gain from this.

daylay7:
So, I am now the king fictional story teller. Abi? Kwantinue!

I just find it curious what you gain from this. Yesterday it was another lie about almost making out with your ex. Is this a paid job?

daylay7:
This question come to mind because of my encounter with some men about their marriage. I still find it funny to think that some guys after marriage would still go for another woman for sex. Some would even go after married women. Some would go for girls as young as their daughter.

A conversation ensued between my married friends and I about infidelity. When I told them since I have been married 10 years ago, I have never slept with another woman or touch another woman inappropriately. They were all surprised and called me a "pastor".

Why is it difficult for some men not to adhere to their marital vows?

What do you gain from all these fictional stories?

Augla1:
No need trying to sound so aggressive, OK

But one thing I want us to remember is that we are Africans; there is who we are and there is who we can't be.
Identity crisis is more confusing than anything.
SHALOM

So if you understand context specific culture why are you applying your culture which of course i typified by the reference to your village, which was not derogatory, to someone who lives far across the world in another culture?

Augla1:
My village? hey man, don't try to be more Roman Catholic than the Pope, you got that?

you think you sound cool? Better take the correction and sit down.

Emmypure:
If I be benzema I no go answer their call.

Only he would lose. He's not needed.

Patrioticman007:
Islamaphobia caused him injustice, never should sport be used to promote intolerance & hate.

What is this one saying... Do know how many Muslims there are in the squad?

EgunMogaji2:
It infuriates me that most Nigerians don’t understand what bail is and it’s importance with democracy and the rule of law. And decency actually.

Spot on.

Augla1:
I just saw 'girl friend of 8 years, ....... at 23 years'. and I stopped reading.

Do the maths na!

don't coclude that the whole world is like your village.

We all dated since 15. At that age, Rashford was already more or less a working man, on the cusp of involvement with the Man Utd senior team just 2 years later.

Besides, I have friends who dated since SS2 and they have been married 10 years now.

Omotaday:
I hope you will say this when your underage daughters ass and holes are being fvcked by a pedophile's big rod. We will be waiting.

You're a pervert to be able to conjure up such images.

sammysneh:
Case dismissed what a country police don cash out

Bail doesn't mean case dismissed. It means the suspect can go home until the Court has heard his case.

ahiboilandgas:
the highest thing pmb did for daura is a university of transport like wise Jonathan federal university what has daura benefit from pmb

Don't look at it as daura and otuoke which are metaphors. We all know Jonathon did not do anything special for the South and did a lot for the north whereas pmb has been blatantly pro north.

ahiboilandgas:
why have you not treated the Bleep up of tinubu and co looting you dry like dead horse while majority are living in slums in ijora badia ,mushin,oshodi. U want to use ethinic narration to justify your poverty .Jonathan was president otouke did become London

Lol but that's the point. You are hereby proving that Jonathon was president for all and not Otuoke which is the opposite of Buhari the president of Nigeria, for the north and from the north.

SenecaTheYonger:
This gist again.

I want to ask a honest question, if your girlfriend wears you a condom and allows you to have sex with her, but midway, she changed her mind and said stop. If you didn't listen, is this termed rape by the Nigerian court of law?

Has anyone gone to jail for this?

Abeg stop liking my post and answer the question

It is rape but the issue is how to prove it.

How's this relevant?

solosamste:
How are we sure that she is not even doing this video under duress and command of her kidnapper?
Because even as she is talking she looks uneasy and tensed up and keep on looking at a particular direction for what to say.

This is straightforward. She said she told her room mate where she was going. So if she is missing according to all ye detectives who read body language professionally, then start from there. Somebody says I'm going to so and so place. After a while you declare them missing and refuse to accept their word for it. Why? Okay, go to the place and check!

obembet:
Alot dear.. ask funsho alakija

In the context of a relationship, which is what this thread is about, what are women seeking from men. What exactly does this have to do with dear aunty Funke who comes from a generation where morals mattered?

ERockson:
They should count Nigeria out of this war as we are helpless in solving our country insecurity problems already. It is highly risky and unreasonable to be in the same league with the likes of Turkey,Iran, Iraq... But what do I know, Our president is a strong Muslim with the same ideology but no ball like Turkey and Iran president

His madness has not reached the level of allying with Turkey agaisnt the USA.

NwaAmaikpe:





Lots of exaggerations in this story.
No human can survive being starved for 8months. Secondly, she's is in isolation because she is mad and not because her guardians just want to maltreat her.

But the biggest form of hypocrisy is to expect people to treat a mad person with the same decency they'd treat a normal person.

Expect hypocrites to get sentimental about the truth but remember that none of their mad relatives are in a psychiatric home.
It is Nigeria for fvcks sake.

Bad is bad but don't forget that mad is mad too. You can house a dog but will you house a hyena?
The fact that she is mad justifies this supposed 'bad' route they've chosen to contain her and protect themselves.

My friend's maternal aunt who haboured her mad nephew learnt the hard way.
She'd feed him and hit the chaplet on his head praying for his restoration.
Everyone advised her to chain him behind the house but she said it was dehumanizing.

Two months later, she didn't wake up because he had sliced out her heart when she was asleep. When asked, he said she was too kind-hearted so he wanted to help preserve the heart.

Moral.
Never judge people when they treat mad people in a certain way.

Utter nonsense.