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Travel › Re: What ECOWAS Countries Have You Visited? How Do They Compare To Nigeria? by SmartyPants(m): 2:29pm On Jan 25, 2018
seunny4lif:
I'm planning on visiting Cape Verde.
But my wife will be coming with me angry angry
Those Portuguese girls are hot grin
cheesy cheesy Wisdom in action
Travel › Re: What ECOWAS Countries Have You Visited? How Do They Compare To Nigeria? by SmartyPants(m): 2:21pm On Jan 25, 2018
seunny4lif:
Best west Africa city
Dakar is so nice but Igbo boiz has made Senegalese police to be target Nigerians.
They believe all Nigerians are Scammers becos that what most Nigerians in Senegal do for living.
Churches have so many programs for Scammers
I've only visited periodically but i made a promise to myself to learn french in order to move to Dakar permanently. Too bad that resolution flew away with the wind. lol.

So many Nigerians everywhere just doing stupid shit...its embarrassing.
Travel › Re: What ECOWAS Countries Have You Visited? How Do They Compare To Nigeria? by SmartyPants(m): 2:08pm On Jan 25, 2018
Tbamo:
Sorry which Accra is better than Abuja? Have you been to Abuja? Serzly Accra, the only city in west Africa better than Abuja is Abidjan ...
Have you been to Dakar, Senegal?

It has all the trappings of a commercial center like Lagos, without the same level of madness.
Celebrities › Re: Paul O Okoye To His Daughter On Her 21st Birthday: You Can Show Me Your Boyfrien by SmartyPants(m): 11:29am On Jan 25, 2018
That gown hanging so loose it looks like it has been photoshopped onto her body.

Your daughter is busy showing breast under your nose and you are telling us about showing boyfriend.
Politics › Re: We Won’t Handover Power To Young Nigerians Just because They Insult Us– El-rufai by SmartyPants(m): 10:14am On Jan 25, 2018
Chidexter:
Ehn, the young ones wey dey, you hand over power to them?. U talk as if power is given automatically and not by voting anymore
Infact it's suspicious, you didn't talk about voting.
He said participate in the process.is voting nit part of the process??
Crime › Re: Liberian Lady Almost Beaten To Death By Her Boyfriend (Disturbing Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 9:07am On Jan 25, 2018
Dimples129:
A lil exaggeration if we go by the picture.
It looks like she got a punch in the face.... lipsrsealed
It's not exactly 'Fighting for your life' undecided

never the less domestic violence is wrong and I am not condoning it .
Precisely my observation. He punched her nose (which) can be quite painful but that seems to have been it
Politics › Re: "My Nigerian Hut Versus My New York Mansion"; Professor Shades Donald Trump.PICS by SmartyPants(m): 6:55pm On Jan 23, 2018
Al these responders are still missing the basic point.

If you are so proud of your hut in Nigeria then prove it by staying there.

Its best we keep quiet because Trump - vulgar expression = correct.
Health › Re: 6 Groups Of People Most Likely To Contract HIV In Nigeria by SmartyPants(m): 8:35pm On Jan 20, 2018
Nasarawaboy:
And they didn't explain how they're "likely" to contact it? Numbers 3&4 need no explanation. But what of numbers 1,2,5&6?
Its rather intuitive. People who spend a lot of time away from their families, particularly those in high risk jobs tend to be sexually promiscuous. Soldiers in particular are well known for their wandering eyes.
Politics › Re: Ben Bruce Commends Aisha Buhari by SmartyPants(m): 6:29pm On Jan 20, 2018
I888:
That is bullshiit. So if herdsmen had attacked your family, would you still hold this same view?

Typical Nigerian. Tueh
It's not compulsory for you to agree with me.
Politics › Re: Ben Bruce Commends Aisha Buhari by SmartyPants(m): 3:12pm On Jan 20, 2018
I am not in support of Buhari, who has sadly proved to be bigoted, but we must remain human beings first and foremost. The president's wife is clearly out of line here: you stand behind your man no matter what others are saying or thinking about him.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Buys Iphone For Friends To Celebrate The Release Of Umarudeen Kayode by SmartyPants(m): 9:16am On Jan 20, 2018
Mrkumareze:
In a sane country he would go back to prison for not showing remorse .
There is not one single advanced country were this is true. Just keep kwayet my friend!
Travel › Re: Man Wears All His Clothes At The Airport To Avoid British Airways Luggage Fees by SmartyPants(m): 10:56am On Jan 19, 2018
Blakjewelry:
They say use your head, the guy is actually using his head
Was missing two flights, getting maced and embarrassed worth £46?

That's being pennywise, pound foolish.
Romance › Re: How Do I Know If My Girlfriend Will Get Fat When I Marry Her? by SmartyPants(m): 11:52pm On Jan 18, 2018
Its easy to tell. If she is skinny and her body is still very soft the you have a potential fattie.

In particular, poke the fleshy part of her body under her ribs...if its soft and squishy, there is adipose tissue there that will increase very well in the future. If it feels like rubber then she is a genuine slimmie and will stay that way.

Dont ask me how I know.
Travel › Re: 6 Signs You May Miss Your Flight by SmartyPants(m): 6:40pm On Jan 18, 2018
Has it reached this level?

6 signs you may miss your flight??

Romance › Re: She's Tempting Me Or Am Having A Dirty Mind?? by SmartyPants(m): 1:43pm On Jan 18, 2018
ubunja:
fire her and get a decent respectful gal with manners.
she'll embarass you one day walking n@ked when you have important visitors.
AND NO NEVER FVCK HER. never ever ever desire her pvssy.once you fvck her you will be back to square zero: PAYING ALL RENT.she wont mind paying late,paying incomplete or even skipping rent altogether. and coz you fvcked her it would be impossible to throw her out just like that.she'll turn around and say you raped her.
i always avoid women in business.be it as a tenant or business partner.they are manipulative and will always take sexual advantage while ready to curse you should you look at her even in the smallest sexual way.
never rent a room out to a female again.never.deal with guys and save yourself a headache.
What a sensible fellow...

Health › Re: Hard Drugs Affect Man Who Couldn't Get A Job In Delta by SmartyPants(m): 1:19pm On Jan 18, 2018
So he could find money to do hard drugs but he could not humble himself to do menial jobs to make his family survive.

Get out of here. Its the wife and kid i pity.
Romance › Re: Why I Became A Feminist - Why did You become a feminist? by SmartyPants(m): 1:50am On Jan 17, 2018
Obalende:
It relates to feminism because feminism seeks equal rights. When a woman is kidnapped BY A MAN the woman's right is infringed due to the toxic masculinity of the man; same for rape.
Lol.

Men don't commit crimes against women exclusively, in fact men commit crimes against men probably in higher proportions, and obviously, the kidnapper has no regards for anyone's rights whether male or female so claiming that men commit crimes against women has nothing to do with equal rights. SO BEING A FEMINIST, HOW DOES IT SOLVE THE PROBLEMS YOU BELIEVE EXIST?


But don't bother...from your previous answers i can tell you won't be able to answer. Good luck.
Romance › Re: Why I Became A Feminist - Why did You become a feminist? by SmartyPants(m): 1:10am On Jan 17, 2018
Obalende:
Show me over the last 5 years in Nigeria a newspaper report where a woman or group of women carried out a kidnap AND KILLED the victim with their own hands when no ransom was paid; i.e. they did not act as mere conduits/ facilitators in the kidnap plot. Show me.

If you cannot then it's obvious it's not just an opinion.
Don't deviate because right now this point is immaterial. What i want to know is how this relates to feminism. How does becoming a feminist solve these?
Romance › Re: Why I Became A Feminist - Why did You become a feminist? by SmartyPants(m): 12:59am On Jan 17, 2018
Obalende:
1. Too many rape victims many who have lost their lives.
2. Women seem to do better jobs than men in almost all fields in the year 2000s as most guys continue to chase quick easy money and look at many jobs as an "insult"
3. Most of society's ills like kidnapping rituals 419 armed robbery one chance are perpetrated by men.
4. Gun violence is dominated by men.
5. Most men are stupid when a woman they find attractive is around them and are controlled by visual appearance of women.
6. African men have excessive pride and ego.
7. Motor vehicle accidents in Nigeria from official statistics are perpetrated by men both as causers and victims.

Why did you become a feminist?
Even if i want to accept these assertions, most of which are merely your opinions. How does becoming a feminist solve or even relate to any of these? Do you really know what feminism is all about?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Stoke City (3 - 0) On 15th January 2018 by SmartyPants(m): 2:19pm On Jan 16, 2018
Sheun001:
Keep ranting all you like
You won today so enjoy
And the day you ever carry those your filthy fingers and type something bad against Pogba
May ogun strike your phone
Most of you just want to talk about football because everybody is talking! But deep inside your mind you know you don't know anything.

Imagine comparing De Bruyne and Pogba... just because De Bruyne gets the plaudits without bothering to analyse the game well.

De Bruyne has played almost double the amount of games Pogba has played this season in an efficient attaching team surrounded by world class attackers whereas Pogba despite having played half as many games, surrounded by inconsistent attackers has the same amount of assists.

So how can you even dream of comparing the two? Paul Pogba is clearly the most complete and most effective midfielder in the world.
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze, Tonto Dikeh React To Funke Akindele's Name Removal From Avengers by SmartyPants(m): 1:04pm On Jan 16, 2018
Hmmm. Lets see... so Nigerian hackers are sophisticated enough to hack Marvel? A multi-billion dollar enterprise that probably employs the top of the line tech experts?

Okay...if you say so.
Family › Re: ‘my Manhood No Longer Stands Erect’, Can't Have Sex: by SmartyPants(m): 11:49pm On Jan 15, 2018
Tallesty1:
And it seems Igando Customary Court in Lagos is set aside for that purpose
That should be because, customary law is a part, to some extent, of the laws of Nigeria. Don't mock what you don't understand.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Stoke City (3 - 0) On 15th January 2018 by SmartyPants(m): 11:43pm On Jan 15, 2018
seunny4lif:
Are you high?
Scholes can't dribble, yes we know and same like Alonso but compare him to Pogba
You must be joking
I stand by my assessment, and challenge you to empirically (or at least, logically), show me how Scholes was a better player than Pogba now is.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Stoke City (3 - 0) On 15th January 2018 by SmartyPants(m): 11:34pm On Jan 15, 2018
DAmericanDream:
Very funny, so na dribble you dey use rate midfielders?
Was dribble the only thing you saw there?

Do you need a check-up??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Stoke City (3 - 0) On 15th January 2018 by SmartyPants(m): 11:16pm On Jan 15, 2018
Sheun001:
Stop talking with sentiment pls
We all know pogba is good buh how can you compare him to de bruyne
Debruyne has more creativity fast thinking and execution pogba just believes in his physical strength

And again take a good look at their respective teams
If pogba were to be in man city he can't bench any one of those midfield players
Will you keep kwayet??

Pogba just believes in his physical strength? Where are you from? Do you people watch football where you stay?

Quote me on this any day, Paul Pogba is the single best midfielder anywhere in the premier league. What you need to understand is that if Pogba should play in the current Man City team you will witness amazing wonders from him.

The boy can dribble better than some wingers, passes accurately 9.9 times out of 10 with both left and right over distances of 40-60 yards (he is even better than scholes), he wins the ball with hard tackles and interceptions, and the boy can shoot.

And you are here typing anyhow just because you have small data.
Christianity Etc › Re: Simput Eagles Dafup Arrested By DSS For Converting Muslim Girl To Christianity by SmartyPants(m): 4:16pm On Jan 15, 2018
The time has come to part ways with Northern Nigeria by any means necessary.
Celebrities › Re: Umarudeen Kayode, Davido's Crew Member Was A US Military Officer (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 1:30pm On Jan 15, 2018
sKeetz:
So he left one of the most prestigious armed forces in the world just to become Davidos squire and asslicker.

When will Afonjas ever get sense ?!? sad
What you don't seem to understand that those in the inner circle of a guy like Davido who was born into money, are all from affluence in one way or another.
Sports › Re: Wilson Oruma All Smiles In New Pictures Shared By His Brother by SmartyPants(m): 7:18pm On Jan 12, 2018
NaoSlay:


When I told them this shii was scripted with daddy freeze as producer, y'all abused me?

They just want to defame some pastors.


If someone was duped billions, can the person laugh out like that?

With all the teeth showing?


he was duped years ago...

but even at that so the fact that he is smiling now means he wasnt duped? is that how to reason??
Sports › Re: Wilson Oruma All Smiles In New Pictures Shared By His Brother by SmartyPants(m): 7:14pm On Jan 12, 2018
midehi2:
Hian! so the first pics, was he acting movie huh because there's a big difference
That someone is depressed does not mean they won't smile from time to time.

Look at the cheap polo shirt that a legend of Nigerian football is wearing. That should speak volumes!
Romance › Re: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by SmartyPants(m): 11:31pm On Jan 11, 2018
hyperflex:
I'm a very picky guy. I have gone 2 - 3yrs without relationship but I got girls I call if I have to have sex. I have shied away from banging lagos girls anyhow. Anyway that's not the bone of contention.

I lost my job some years back and for the next years after I was trying to get back into the work force but I only met closed doors and rejection. So I have not been able to make much money to get some things done for myself. I decided to stay with a cousin who's got an apartment. Don't even ask if I have a car lol. Sometime in 2016 I decided to start my own entertainment brand. It's been lethargic because of funds by I am not losing focus. I'm trying to get sponsors. I don't want to mention name of the brand so tomorrow when it blows up someone won't come and cast me with this post. Lol

People are always asking for my girlfriend and for me I believe in being responsible and being able to cater and make your woman shine. If you can't make her better than you met her just leave her. So I stayed away from dating as I also have a soft heart when I fall in love. Other times I am indifferent. I don't just fall for anyone like I said I'm picky but once I pick I know I am in trouble because I will be weak for her.

I met this cute girl on twitter. She was so vibrant and happy. I mean a girl so cute with such high vibes. I felt strong about her immediately. Got her number, went on WhatsApp, chat and chat, WhatsApp videos. It was the best thing that happened to me at the time (September ending last year). She has her own hustle going. So she makes money for herself. As I got to know her I realised behind the big smiles and jovial nature is a girl who hides her fears and pains. You could hurt her and she'd act like it's nothing.

While I was toasting her (still toasting) she told me how her ex whos was very generous to her turned out to be a married man with kids and she only got to know when she went visiting him. I asked her what she did. She said she turned around and left. There n then I knew she internalised a lot.

In summary, we met only once. She came to where I stayed at my cousin's. We had this brief fling that day. After she left everything went south since then. The WhatsApp calls have reduced to nothing, she doesn't talk to me in what I think is a deliberate act to ignore me. She tells me she likes me, she comes up with excuses why our dating won't work. I keep nullifying it. I want to think it's a money thing. Her exes were made men with cars n all. I love her like my life depends on her. I feel I should let her be but my heart can't take it. I have taken advise from some places but I just wanna drop it here one time. I want her so bad. I don't think I could ever hurt her. I don't even wanna camp her or anything. I just want her to show me the girl I tripped for. I call her now she cuts me off with any excuse like she's eating and all that stuff girls do when they don't want a guy. I wanna forgot her but I think I still have a shot at this. I love her so much. Maybe I just need to find someone who cares but who?
aaaaaahhhh are you a learner??

The moment a small girl smells the bolded on you, you are done for.

When dealing with small girls you have to manage them carefully, and keep them chasing you till you are certain they are hooked. The only thing that will make that girl interested again is if she sees you with someone as fine or finer than she is.
Politics › Re: Bisi Akande Trumpet Bridge, Gbongan Osun In Pictures by SmartyPants(m): 10:39pm On Jan 11, 2018
Y0ruba:
Thank you again.

This brings me to my final question. How many of these roads apart from that Gbongan road, Okuku-Offa road & Ondo road can be tolled to generate funds?

Most of these roads cut into areas that see very little vehicular activity. It is good that he did them, I love the gesture but then all these roads at once, where does that leave recurrent expenditure?
I'm not familiar enough with the area to really have a good picture of things. I can appreciate the theoretical nature of your argument though, but i think soon enough this is a gamble that will come good.
Politics › Re: Bisi Akande Trumpet Bridge, Gbongan Osun In Pictures by SmartyPants(m): 10:11pm On Jan 11, 2018
Y0ruba:
Good one!

Thank you for this but I think your good agreeable thought is in the long term.

How about the short term to get earnings to replace the expenses? Or do you consider using the roads to expand IGR a bad idea?
Not at all... it is being done in other places so there is no problem with this. Fundamentally, when a state goes deep into debt, the burden is transferred in the form of one tax or the other(or a tax hike), to the people. So a toll for using the road seems perfectly in order to me.

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