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Crime › Re: Father Of Kidnapper Evans Sells Pig To Survive, Wife Misled His Son by SmartyPants(m): 1:35pm On Jun 13, 2017
Who cares?
Business › Re: My Encounter With A GTB Staff by SmartyPants(m): 1:03pm On Jun 13, 2017
Manson1:
Morning nlanders I will try to make my story very brief....

I Went to make a fix deposit of about #500,000 last week at GTbank then I received a call the next day from the staff that helped me in opening the fixed deposit account that he will like to see me the next day which was on Saturday. He described his place of residence to me and I went to see him.
He told me that a friend of his that is about traveling abroad wants to sell his car that he needed about #160,000 to add to wot he has now and since I came to make a fix deposit he felt I won't be using the money now and I should pls borrow him and he would pay back in 2months time. Although I made it clear to him that I cnt do such a thing moreover u work in a bank and can easily take a loan which from there u would be paying bit by bit.
Pls my question now is does he have access to take my money without my permission??
You need to report that guy right away. What unprofessional behavior!
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Loses N44million In Two Years by SmartyPants(m): 1:02pm On Jun 13, 2017
TroubleMaker47:
Talking about minding one's business, how did MY post invite YOUR opinion? angry
Ifa slap u ehhh
Correcting people like you is my business. I'm doing it for your own good so be grateful ok?
Properties › Re: Heat And Mosquitoes: Inside Lagos Neighbourhood Where Residents Hardly Sleep by SmartyPants(m): 12:07pm On Jun 13, 2017
Festac town has 23 million residents?

Who gave this reporter a degree??
Crime › Re: Badoo Members Break Mountain Of Fire Pastor’s Head With Mortar In Ikorodu by SmartyPants(m): 11:31am On Jun 13, 2017
UndisputedBosom:
There's no smoke without fire....


Be it Pastor or not
I hope you can read and process well?
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Names Some Bigwigs In His Kidnap Ring by SmartyPants(m): 11:30am On Jun 13, 2017
Wizkhalifa2:
Bullshit! do u work with the police? Did they tell u if they had any evidence?
Trust me, you do not need to be physically rough handled before it is termed as duress, ever heard of psychological trauma?, he/his loved ones cud ve been threatened, he cud ve been tortured (not all torturing methods leave physical injuries).

Confessing to the crime only seals his fate. Thrs basically nothing a lawyer can do for him now asides making a decent deal for him and having the length of his sentence reduced (by him snitching).

Lastly, u called me a "funny boy" , u do not know me, I do not know u. I find it disrespectful smiley , for all I know, I could be older than u.
My point was, this cannot be proven in court. It can only be alleged, to which the judge will ask for evidence, which he will never be able to provide, after which the case would move on swiftly.

We do not have all the details but obviously there must be evidence, otherwise why didn't they arrest you or me? Why him in particular? Did they select him randomly? If the selection was not random, then everything that informed their choice is called evidence.

I was uncivil earlier and i apologize.
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Names Some Bigwigs In His Kidnap Ring by SmartyPants(m): 11:00am On Jun 13, 2017
Wizkhalifa2:
You're d one that didn't go to school, what if he confessed? He cud tell the court he was under duress..
He should shut up nd stop granting interviews nd confessing, except he has sealed his fate tho.
keep quiet my friend.

first of all there will be a lot of evidence. in the first place how was he captured? what led the police to conclude he was the suspect? these are the primary pieces of evidence the court will rely on before a confession.

secondly you think all he has to do is "tell the court he was under duress"? you are a funny boy. he has to prove he was under duress and as we can all see, he doesn't look rough-handled at all, so good luck proving that in court.

He is naming names now and singing liek a canary as it where, simply because he must have been promised a lighter punishment.

Lastly no court in the land would let him get away in such a high profile case as this. who wants to be seen as corrupt?
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Names Some Bigwigs In His Kidnap Ring by SmartyPants(m): 10:53am On Jun 13, 2017
rheether:
Don't he have a lawyer? He is making his release more difficult by the day.
Release? grin grin

This case has a political dimension to it. No lawyer in the entire commonwealth will get this man released. His only hope is exactly what he is doing right now, which is cooperating like a good ol humble boy.
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Loses N44million In Two Years by SmartyPants(m): 10:49am On Jun 13, 2017
TroubleMaker47:
So what exactly do you want? A refund? undecided
Has he asked for anything from you? You cannot afford to refund him so even if thats what he wants just mind your business.
Romance › Re: Man From Singapore Sleeps With 57 Women In 24 Hours, Breaks World Record by SmartyPants(m): 2:13pm On Jun 12, 2017
CIOSYLVA:
Crazy competition.


Wait ooo, is it just to put and remove? or will he cum in every intercourse.


Is not even possible to cum 57 times within 24 hrs..



FTC.. I dedicate this OP to any gal that is of the same opinion with me for d same contest to hold in Nigeria.
Why not take a few seconds to read instead of fouling up the frontpage with daftness?
Crime › Re: Nigeria's Most Brilliant Kidnapper Evans Paraded After His Arrest In Lagos.Photo by SmartyPants(m): 2:11pm On Jun 12, 2017
LaEvilIMiss:
you are right. but hey smartypants.. the results 50 years on speak volumes no matter where you wash it
Oh Nigeria is in a mess...we can agree on that. A frightful mess at that.
Crime › Re: Killer of US Army veteran Chuks Okebata shot dead in Abia by SmartyPants(m): 1:33pm On Jun 12, 2017
"However, Kalu who was said to have been shot and injured in the leg was arrested by the police.

Before he died, Obere was said to have confessed to killing two policemen at the Orji Uzor Kalu Bridge, Okebata at Mbieri, Imo State and eight members of AVGS."
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Hehehe...


bastard was executed
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy And Temi Otedola Step Out With Their Boyfriends (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 11:09am On Jun 12, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked Temi Otedola's boobs are the definition of recession.


Meanwhile Mr Eazi looks like a Fulani herdsman in suit.
Truest talk! grin
Crime › Re: Nigeria's Most Brilliant Kidnapper Evans Paraded After His Arrest In Lagos.Photo by SmartyPants(m): 10:50am On Jun 12, 2017
LaEvilIMiss:
http://dailypost.ng/2012/02/18/top-police-officers-facilitated-my-escape-kabiru-sokoto/

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-16607176

But you do know how to use google right.. since getting your hands or archived newspapers these days is as hard as admitting that Nigeria has self-inflicted problems
Sure, but since you know better what story you are referring to, getting the sources from you is better.

Having looked at them, your initial claims are still only 1/3 correct since he did not escape from the DSS but from the police, and shortly after his escape a police commissioner was arrested which means someone was held accountable for it, unlike the situation you were trying to portray, of a country where the leadership is in complete or nearly complete cahoots with criminals.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know That I Am Multi-millionaire by SmartyPants(m): 9:47am On Jun 12, 2017
You've been dating someone for approx. 6 months and she hasn't yet shown enough interest to really find out what you really do for a living?

Time to send her packing bro. She either just doesn't care, or she is not smart at all.

On the other hand it depends on whee she is in life. Maybe she thinks you are lazy... Bruv without full details we cant advice you well.
Webmasters › Re: 9 Things You Thought Are True About Bloggers By SIR A-ONE by SmartyPants(m): 9:42am On Jun 12, 2017
NaijaTechGuy:
Seriously sad. I'm really trying my best not to say something bad now. No 2 and 3. Very incorrect. You that is more intelligent than bloggers you can't spell cyberstalking.. Better carry ya post comot here
You failed to note that the chap is a blogger himself cheesy

He wasn't trying to say bloggers are unintelligent, he was trying to say that people think all bloggers are super smart but really that is not the case because bloggers are just regular people.
Crime › Re: Brave Policeman’s Son Slumps & Dies At Burial; Bank, Police Abandon Wife, 7 Kids by SmartyPants(m): 6:34pm On Jun 11, 2017
carzola:
32 years 7 kids....

How much was this man making
Why don't people learn family especially
Those with low income.


Please go and look for a job..
Your husband knew the dangers
Of his occupation and he still
Signed off for.. You dont expect
The bank to give you millions
Or the police force either...
His gratuity will be payed
Along with compensations from
The bank...


After watching the video over ND over again
Its shows that he open fire on the robbers first... The bank has policies all their money is insured lay down on the floor allow them to carry it.. Dont be a hero.
Can you please shut up?

The robbers attacked a customer not the bank. The brave man sacrificed his safety for the safety of customers not the bank.

Besides this same bank will probably spend millions in the name of CSR. Why so a white elephant csr project when a little money will help this family out? Its not compulsory but it is just basic human decency.
Romance › Re: I Got Married To Someone In Prison” – Kemi Olunloyo by SmartyPants(m): 3:47pm On Jun 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
shocked

So, ppol shud go to prison first before they find Jesus?

Religion is overrated sha..Religion is number 1 reason why we are all divided...
Religion is not the reason people are divided. Mad people are the reason why we have these political problems you are referring tonight
Crime › Re: What's Wrong With This Owerri Zenith Bank Crime Scene? (Graphic Images) by SmartyPants(m): 12:31pm On Jun 11, 2017
Well today, a new image popped up of top police men at that particular crime scene and I was almost in tears with how the police officers were going about the whole thing. Maybe I have watched too much CSI Miami, but those top shots displayed a high level of incompetence.

[b]So can you point out a few things wrong with this picture. [/b[/quote]What is wrong with you? Do you understand the purpose of police visiting a crime scene is to collect evidence? Now what other evidence are they expected to collect there? The incident was caught on tape so the escaped gang members can be identified later. So what are the police doing wrong and can you specify how exactly it is being done wrong since u r now an expert?

Clown
Crime › Re: Nigeria's Most Brilliant Kidnapper Evans Paraded After His Arrest In Lagos.Photo by SmartyPants(m): 12:25pm On Jun 11, 2017
LaEvilIMiss:
Why did the spokesperson not offer a reason why they had to recapture him. Why did they announ ed he had been recaptured. I did not make the statement. DSS did
Dunno wat incident you are referring to you...can you provide a link to the statement you are talking about??
Crime › Re: Nigeria's Most Brilliant Kidnapper Evans Paraded After His Arrest In Lagos.Photo by SmartyPants(m): 10:02am On Jun 11, 2017
LaEvilIMiss:
Was it not until the public raised alarms of the whereabouts of Kabiru Sokoto that we found out that he had escaped from DSS strronghold without incident.. He was then re-captured and DSS spokeswoman told us not to ask questions on how he escaped and how he was captured. What are you saying?
Kabiru never escaped from custody. That was proven to be a mischievous rumor!

But if you know better then provide a credible link.
Politics › Re: Quit Notice Against Ndigbo: Middle Belt Dissociates Itself From The North by SmartyPants(m): 9:13am On Jun 11, 2017
fifty:
If the required security agencies do their jobs as any other nation does, that will not happen. Besides, they are being arrested for the threats they made with their own lips. There is no riot to be caused here, they made the threats on their own volition. Not all Arewa groups generally side this specific threat. Few Arewa groups, within the past few days have even stepped up to dispute and discourage those attempts to disrupt a One Nigeria.

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/not-war-igbos-theyre-kinsmen-northern-group/amp/
Whether the arrest is justifiable or not is not the case just yet...the point is that we know how violent these northern youth can be...for now it might be best to ignore them
Crime › Re: Nigeria's Most Brilliant Kidnapper Evans Paraded After His Arrest In Lagos.Photo by SmartyPants(m): 9:00am On Jun 11, 2017
LaEvilIMiss:
as soon as he pays his tax arrears,he will go back to his mansion to chill- no be naija.. who has seen kabiru sokoto.. famed boko-haram mastermind.. don't be surprised he is no longer with DSS or even in the country.. this useless vagabond of a country
Do people see people after they have been locked up? Is it not in the event that they are released that someone somewhere would see them??

Think.
Politics › Re: Quit Notice Against Ndigbo: Middle Belt Dissociates Itself From The North by SmartyPants(m): 8:58am On Jun 11, 2017
fifty:
In my opinion, Freedom of speech has been taken too far. How dare the Arewa Northern group issue an ultimatum to my people as if the country belongs to them? Yes the majority of Igbos want Biafra (Personally, even as an Igbo, I don't think we are ready for that) but the reasons are very evident. We have suffered so much annihilation/abuse by the Core North for years. We feel incapacitated, especially with the inability to retaliate everytime. Am surprised to hear Us being called ingrates? After all we have gone thru? After the industrious Igbo populace has done a good job at developing the northern states? And the North expects us to lick their feet? No that's unacceptable.

It is alarming that neither the police nor the DSS are forthcoming to effect arrest or even issue any serious warning, more than 24 hours after the open threat laced with a three month deadline. All I could deduce from the statements of thr IGP of police on 07/06/2017, was "I think we can do this... , I think we have the power to stop that.." But remember Nnamdi Kanu was immediately apprehended when he acted this same way. Total bullcrap. Even in the light of the recent events, nothing serious has being done, we are still being maltreated in broad daylight by the core North with such insultive words of the Arewa group and the in-actions of the DSS.

Seriously, I consider the cold feet of the relevant security agencies in the circumstance as sinister and one that cast ominous sign in the corporate existence of Nigeria. I am very disappointed. Anyway, since the Police and DSS claim that they will deal with the situation, same way they slightly calmed IPOB, we will watch and see. (Even though I don't believe them).
Bro, don't you think that any such arrest at this stage may trigger violence of which igbos in the north would be the primary target?
Romance › Re: Ladies! Can You Buy A Car For Your Boyfriend? See Hilarious Replies by SmartyPants(m): 8:42am On Jun 11, 2017
missyadorable:
Who love epp?
Even in this forum,I have read how men maltreat the women who love them and vice versa
I am married,I did not marry for love
Pls say something else
Okay Na... Not trying to shove love down your throat cos its not really compulsory but I'm sure even on this forum ad elsewhere there are lots of examples of love stories that turned out well.

Anyway solely out of curiosity, since you mentioned that you are well off on your own and that you did not marry for love, what did you get married for? Just curious
Family › Re: Nairalanders Help! My Dad Talks Too Much. by SmartyPants(m): 7:57am On Jun 11, 2017
Must be an old man trying to pass on a legacy before he leaves
Romance › Re: Ladies! Can You Buy A Car For Your Boyfriend? See Hilarious Replies by SmartyPants(m): 7:50am On Jun 11, 2017
missyadorable:
Nooo!!! If I am not harsh,I will suffer like my mother
My husband will take me for granted and beat me
When I saw your earlier post I just knew you had a troubled background... Relax not all men are like that. If you go through life like this you may never really experience love
Politics › Re: IPOB Welcomes Arewa Quit Notice, Pleads For Time To Relocate by SmartyPants(m): 8:42pm On Jun 10, 2017
The events of 1967 are gradually playing out once again. It is my belief that the application of wisdom in this circumstance would be to urgently restructure Nigeria or face impending catastrophe. Those at the top had better be wise.
Crime › Re: Burial Of 3 Brothers Who Were Murdered & Dumped In River (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 11:12am On Jun 10, 2017
So sad!
Education › Re: List Of Top 7 Universities In Africa (photos) by SmartyPants(m): 10:18am On Jun 10, 2017
emmasege:
I'm not being pessimistic, but truth be told that the current rating of Nigerian universities can only get worse. Not until we stop playing politics with everything in Nigeria will we be able to parade world class universities.

In South Africa for instance, there are flagship universities (e.g. Cape Town, Stellenbosch, Pretoria ) which the nation parades when it comes to global ratings. However, not all their universities are better than our best universities. How many of us know that while the UK is a hotspot for university education and the nation parades many world class universities, there are still some universities over there which by global rating are lower than our first generation universities? What stops Nigeria from picking the five first generation universities for instance as our flagship and massively fund them so that our nation can also be an hotspot for university education in Africa? But if that would ever happen, it would be politicized with geo-political zoning by the 'owners of Nigeria' since the very best universities in Nigeria are all in the south save the Ahmadu Bello University.

Like someone opined above, i can only hope that Covenant University keeps up their current standard and pace so that one Nigerian university makes one of the best three in a distant future.
To tell you the frank truth unis from 1-100 in the UK are all ahead of Nigerian unis by any world ranking service. I challenge you to tell me which UK university is behind any Nigerian uni.This is expected because they are more rigorous in all their standards and even the worst UK university must meet those standards. Now what you propose is impossible because Nigeria is way too heavily populated. To fund a few schools at the expense of others would be grossly unfair to the average student who is already struggling to get admission in the first place. Secondly the most important factor is not marketing but quality of faculty, particularly measured by the quality of their research. Our lecturers are not contributing anything of note to academia so how can our universities which should be centers for research, be recognized?
Crime › Re: Man Shot Dead By Soldiers In Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 10:07am On Jun 10, 2017
chinjo:
The bible say wisdom is profitable to direct. It also went further to say that obedience is better than sacrifice. In all of Sabo the boy chose the gutter by command fence to go and excavate sand as if that was not enough, he was asked to stop, instead of him to quietly leave there to another place, he started advancing towards the soldier. That not reasonable at all. The soldier does not have to wait for the unimaginable before opening fire considering the fact that thousands of children were in the school. He had to make a choice and a fast one for that matter.
My friend the boy was asked to do frog jump. Can you ask someone who js belligerent towards you to do frog jump??

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