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Sports › Re: Between Manchester United And Chelsea, Who Got The Better Deal? by SmartyPants(m): 5:02pm On Jul 01, 2017
Lilkini:
shipping off matic for £40m at his age us good biz buh selling him to man.u aint cool...it might hunt them soon

bakayoko is still young n d price is way too good considering the transfer prices these days
Sorry am i missing something... Matic hasn't signed yet has he??

And neither has Bakayoko for that matter as far as i know
Politics › Re: Police, OPC In Closed Door Meeting Over Cultists, Kidnappers In Ikorodu by SmartyPants(m): 2:48pm On Jul 01, 2017
Fact is, the members of these cults such as badoo are human beings, they eat,live, and talk. They also patronize juju priests.

So to catch them you simply must make sure that you keep tabs on every single juju priest. Secondly, infiltrate the streets and get some informants.

You cannot tell me that the OPC boys do not know who the Badoo boys are. They just need an incentive to spill the beans.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by SmartyPants(m): 6:22am On Jun 30, 2017
The facts of her story are suspicious but what I find more suspicious (alarming in fact) is the fact that she is blackmailing you.

The threat of making your life miserable is clearly designed to make you not follow through on the test. But why wouldn't she want you to do the test to clear herself?

People who lie are the ones who get most upset when you say you don't trust them.

I wouldn't be comfortable if I were you.
Celebrities › Re: Ray Hushpuppi Replies Kcee: "Amadioha Fall On You" by SmartyPants(m): 8:41pm On Jun 29, 2017
NextGovernor:
When I saw Kcee attacked Hush Puppi I just laughed. Though I am not in support of Hush Puppi but have to air my view.

I know Kcee very well. I know his root. He was living in Parma, Italy. He was selling drugs (coicaine) in streets. Him and Presh were living together in the same house.

I normally go on vacations to Italy then and was staying in the same building with Kcee and Presh but different Condo. Kcee & Presh was down while my friend was upstairs. He use to come to the condo I stay to see my friends then. He wasn't famous then.

I have alot of hidden and illegal deals he has done and will leave that for another day. Even E-money story is in my palm.

It's a pity that even Kcee still get mouth dey talk about legit funds....
If you know so much about their deals so much so that it is in the palm of your hands as you said, then you must have been an accomplice.

Your holidays as you say... Were they really holidays or rather, smuggling trips? Perhaps you were the one supplying the boys?
Politics › Re: Igbo Professionals Call For National Referendum - Guardian by SmartyPants(m): 6:47pm On Jun 29, 2017
Donwilly20:
una never see something Hausa/Fulani go pepper una
I'm not Yoruba
Politics › Re: Igbo Professionals Call For National Referendum - Guardian by SmartyPants(m): 5:54pm On Jun 29, 2017
dienlmods:
Plan to make Osinbajo president will fail - A coalition of Arewa Youths said

"Having given power to the Yoruba on a platter of gold in 1999 as a way of compensating them for the June 12 saga, it is quite worrisome and unfortunate that they have lived up to their legendary reputation of backstabbing and betrayal by supporting the divisive calls for restructuring or dismemberment of the nation against the will and desire of the north," the statement said. "We gave the late Chief MKO Abiola the mandate in 1993 but shortly after that, as it is with the Yoruba as a culture, they immediately started circling around Abiola plotting on how to emasculate the north and strip us of every access we had to the politics and economy of this nation. “They had also raised a secret army of their elites to carry out these sinister plans against the north if Abiola eventually became president. It was this army that was unleashed on the nation in the guise of NADECO during the June 12 impasse.

May we remind the Yoruba that without the willingness and magnanimity of the north, there was no way Abiola could have purportedly won that election, and that all the Yoruba have now as assets in the south west, especially Lagos, were given to them by our leaders out of our own usual magnanimity. However, time and time again, the Yoruba have always turned their back on us whenever their support is needed.

https://www.naij.com/1112180-plan-osinbajo-president-fail-arewa-youths-yoruba-leaders.html
Meaning that all the belongings of the yoruba in their own home were given to them by the hausa/fulani?

These boys have lost it
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi To Phyno: "If Your House Can Buy My Shoes, I Will Give You N5 Million" by SmartyPants(m): 5:21pm On Jun 29, 2017
What does this hushpup of a man do for a living?
Career › Re: How To Handle A Grammarian Boss At The Office? by SmartyPants(m): 5:06pm On Jun 29, 2017
amliftedhigher:
Good day fellow Nairalanders.

I work in a federal government parastatals in the HR department. My former boss use to give me Kudos each time I present a memo to him to vet. Sometimes he will either see some corrections or he will sign immediately.

But since a new boss came na wahala oh. I will try my best with the help of Oxford dictionary newest edition to present a good memo devoid of grammatical blunder to him still either he cancels the entire write up or he writes his own. And some times when he write his own I will give it to the secretary to type and after that I will present it to him for him to sign but instead of signing it he will cancel it again his own write up oh. Some times I will spend a whole day presenting one memo.

I Am confused now that if there is a memo I will write it any how and then present it to him because no matter how I tried he will do correction.

Fellow Nigerians how do you handle a grammarian boss?
Improve.

In my first job, I had such a boss that told me he won't put his signature on a poorly written memo. Thanks to his strict nature i later became very good at writing memos. At a point i was moved to a different department and had to write a memo that required his signature. He was so impressed, and told me that the particular issue i had written on was one which no one else had done properly and from then on he started sending people to copy that memo from me whenever they had the same issue.

You might say, it's just a memo, but if you can master memo writing you will have no problems with any other kind of business writing.
Politics › Re: Beneficiary Of Presidential Amnesty Programme Becomes Air Peace Flight Officer by SmartyPants(m): 4:34pm On Jun 29, 2017
Kathmandu:
Which nonsense buhari undecided

Buhari kor Mohammed ni



That vegetable is only good in stealing glory
And where did you see Buhari anywhere in that post?
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi To Phyno: "You Begged Me To Buy You Gucci When You Visited Malaysia” by SmartyPants(m): 4:18pm On Jun 29, 2017
Is it just me, or is that Gucci shirt kinda ugly?
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Sues Police For N300 Million by SmartyPants(m): 3:40pm On Jun 29, 2017
KingsleyTMTTM:
violating his human rights, let them either charge him or let him go
lol. violating his human rights cannot get him off these charges. he can sue the police in a separate case but he will still have to face the court on the charge of kidnapping.
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Sues Police For N300 Million by SmartyPants(m): 3:25pm On Jun 29, 2017
KingsleyTMTTM:
all he need is get a good lawyer and be will be free,
the police leaked too much info to the public.

p.s why the tag "billionaire" kidnapper, why not just kidnapper
Oh really? Can you please tell me what law the "good lawyer" will use to get him freed?
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Sues Police For N300 Million by SmartyPants(m): 3:18pm On Jun 29, 2017
Omeokachie:
Abba Kyari is about messing up his impecable career with poor handling of this Evans' case.


Now a common criminal is now claiming rights due to unprofessional conduct of Abba and his t
Nothing is messed up. Even if the court frees him on a technicality, such as the failure of the police to charge him within the prescribed timeframe, they won't acquit and discharge him, which means he can be arrested again the minute he steps outside the court building, and charged properly.

This is just a desperate move by a man whose neck is already warmly festooned by the hangman's noose. grin grin
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Sues Police For N300 Million by SmartyPants(m): 3:16pm On Jun 29, 2017
lol. anyone can file a suit asking for anything... dis nigga ain't getting nothing. Anyone wanna bet?
Business › Re: Escoba Smith Flaunts His Lavish Mansion, Writes Interesting Note by SmartyPants(m): 3:05pm On Jun 29, 2017
Kendroid:
Muccon Resources na just wash. The guy na pure hardworking G boi.
He talks like one too
Business › Re: Escoba Smith Flaunts His Lavish Mansion, Writes Interesting Note by SmartyPants(m): 2:35pm On Jun 29, 2017
What does Muccon Resources do? Just googled them and could not find their corporate website...

How dodgy
Family › Re: 5 Signs Of A Childish Adult by SmartyPants(m): 1:53pm On Jun 29, 2017
U'v just described someone in my life to a tee...

Its been a serious battle to get this person to grow up
Romance › Re: Guys, Stop Enticing Ladies With Money. by SmartyPants(m): 1:16pm On Jun 29, 2017
funmisticqueen:
So i impressed you, wow, true, i will not blame anyone for what you said you are right, but how many women are trained with the mentality to take charge of their lives. Men are naturally expected to fend for themselves so it sounds easier.

Not many women want to take that bold step and kick fear aside, it is easier to depend on men.
You made a lot of sense and i admire your outlook on life.
Romance › Re: Guys, Stop Enticing Ladies With Money. by SmartyPants(m): 12:55pm On Jun 29, 2017
funmisticqueen:
I sense a fixed mindset in you, i will answer your question to the best of my ability, not to impress you or sound intelligent.

There are many qualities that makes a woman a high and mighty queen, a woman who carries herself with dignity, knows that she is responsible for her life and the life of those in her sphere of influence,traits like elegance, class, etiquette, financial independence/responsiblity, a woman who knows what she wants and gets it. A woman with a vision for her life covering all aspects of it be it, physical, emotional, spiritual, financial, mental and so on. The list is endless. One thing you and i will agree on is that you will know a queen when you see one.

As to your second question, the worth of a woman, depends on the woman herself, the way you see and treat yourself determines how others treat you, if queen elizabeth woke up one day and looked in the mirror and saw herself as a hoe everyday, oh boy forget the fact that she is seventy something, people will start to treat her as a hoe and vice versa.

People are not goods and services, that you can get in the market at a certain value, the goods and sevices themselves dont have a say in their value.
Each person determines his value.

I forgot to add in my previous post that the same way we have page boys is the same way we have scullery maids, what i said concerning pageboys also applies to them. Have a lovely day
Alright, this is sound. I'm sorry if i cam across as a bit rude earlier. You sounded like you were saying all women are automatically what you would call queens.

At the end of the day i must still disagree with you on the point that there are more "queens" than "kings".

If you look all around, the number of responsible men who are out there laboring to make something out of themselves and their lives is more than the number of women doing the same. Most women who we see as being decent are just those who are somewhat homely and fit for marriage but still lack the drive to do anything for themselves.

A roughly proportionate amount of men and women graduate school but there are disproportionately more male entrepreneurs than there are female entrepreneurs. Most men are held up to an exacting and unreasonable standard.
Crime › Re: Photos Of The Lawsuit Filed By Kidnapper Evans Against Nigeria Police by SmartyPants(m): 12:24pm On Jun 29, 2017
Vivos:
I don't know why they're delaying, very soon we'll hear that Evans has escaped from detention.

meanwhile enough of this Evans news
70% of the time when the Nigerian Police tell you someone has escaped from detention, it means they have taken that person to a forest somewhere are dispatched his soul to the spirit world, not that they freed the person.
Romance › Re: She Neglects Me But Talks To Other Guys In My Presence by SmartyPants(m): 11:25am On Jun 29, 2017
Jayphet:
there is this really beautiful and curvy girl in my faculty we have been dating for some time but our relationship has been somewhat undefined because i do not call her my girlfriend and she does not call me her boyfriend, there was a time she asked me what i want from her, then i told her i was still thinking about it, i was really busy with school work lately, for like 5 days i did not call or see her and i eventually saw her she refused to talk to me meanwhile she is usually the very talkative type, instead she told me that i should just leave her alone, which i did, at first i thought she just needed some space but i was observing her and in my presence a guy came to toast her and she was responding well, this really boiled my heart i could not sleep, and today i am thinking of going to tell her to avoid me because i am fed up, even though i like her i think i can be able to live without her in my life or not cry

nairalanders pls help

Lalasticlala
Yes you really need help, but not from nairalanders.

So you need time to think about what you want from the girl who is already in your life?

You need professional help. In fact it is that girl that needs help as we need to help her lock you far away from her and her bright destiny.

Clown.
Romance › Re: Guys, Stop Enticing Ladies With Money. by SmartyPants(m): 11:14am On Jun 29, 2017
funmisticqueen:
Actually you are making a lot of sense, but i have to disagree with you on some points.

1. Women are high and mighty queens, now i am talking about those that know their worth. What high and mighty queens need is higher and mightier kings so that can both give to each other, and derive pleasure from eachother. Unfortunately what we see are a lot of pageboys, kings are scarce, so a lot of women make do. Now trying to turn a pageboy to a king is very risky venture and has a high risk of 'stories that touch' syndrome later.
So your thesis is that women are high and mighty queens by default, but men are mostly pageboys. So my question is, what qualities qualify a woman as a "high and mighty queen"? And when you say women that know their worth, what exactly do you feel the worth of a woman is based on?

The chances of you giving me an intelligent answer are less than 1% but i hope.
Career › Re: Stop Calling Everyone An Entrepreneur by SmartyPants(m): 8:33am On Jun 29, 2017
Someone would just wake up in a the morning jump up and decide to start a thread without bothering to think it through or do just a little research.

The term entrepreneur is basically an economics term that refers to the owners of capital. Period.

Everyone who invests in a business, whether a a small business owner, tech startup, or minority shareholder in a large corporation is an entrepreneur.
Romance › Re: Inside A Man's Head When He Falls In Love With A Lady by SmartyPants(m): 6:02pm On Jun 28, 2017
greyboy5000:
OK thank you bro
But it was nice of the op to share it on nairaland
No it was not nice of him. He changed small parts of it in order to make it seem like something original, and when people asked or inferred that he wrote it he did not once properly attribute the source.

So dishonest. And as you can see from his username, he is a writer of some sort, so he is likely trying to garner some publicity by using someone else's work.

Awful.
Romance › Re: Inside A Man's Head When He Falls In Love With A Lady by SmartyPants(m): 5:49pm On Jun 28, 2017
hibiscus76:
OP I really don't know you, but if you constructed this writeup, you're intelligent
Victornezzar:
Op wer u dey since
Dats a nice write up dere
Am a living witness
greyboy5000:
Op you made a lot of sence
I too have had these feelings in past
I taught it was strange I didn't like her at first but her love gradually grew on me
Now seeing her makes me so happy

Thanks op nice write up cool
Dunno why some people just can't be honest. And for the rest of you don't you know how to use google again?

OP is a fraud!: http://loveumentary.com/whats-it-like-to-be-in-love/
Sports › Re: PHOTO: Henry Onyekuru Signs For Everton by SmartyPants(m): 4:00pm On Jun 28, 2017
Coming from the league he is coming from, i think Everton is a good level for him.

Congrats.
Crime › Re: Woman Sacked By Her Husband For Moaning During Rape By Robbers Arrive Benue by SmartyPants(m): 2:32pm On Jun 28, 2017
YelloweWest:
I did not categorically state that she was moaning out of pain.
On the other hand u have concluded that she was moaning out of pleasure... just because her husband said so.

About being inexperienced with women, there are so many ways a woman can get turned on. For some it's instant for others it take much more time.
But trust me when there is a dick inside the vigina, the thrusting is a turn on! That's why at first a woman may be uninterested but after a while she's heated up!












By the way... I'm a woman.
Alright...in my experience women don't like it..especially if they are tight down there. Well at the end of the day we cannot call the man unreasonable since only he was there to narrate what he saw. I don't agree with sending the wife away since she did not initiate the encounter but maybe if he has genuine reasons to feel she consciously enjoyed it it would help heal the relationship if he sends her away for a while.
Travel › Re: This Picture About Nigeria Airways Will Make You Cry by SmartyPants(m): 2:16pm On Jun 28, 2017
Why should the picture make me cry?
Crime › Re: Woman Sacked By Her Husband For Moaning During Rape By Robbers Arrive Benue by SmartyPants(m): 2:14pm On Jun 28, 2017
YelloweWest:
Are u serioushuh?
U are an educated person. But what I just read sounds like it came from stark illiterate!!

ARE YOU AWARE THAT SEX FEELS GOOD?? One can't help it when sex feels good! Damn it! Why on earth would u victimise someone who was raped??
Can those robbers stand before a judge and say it wasn't rape because the victim seems to have enjoyed it??
How are we even sure that the husband is telling the truth?
The only certainty her is that a woman was raped in the presence of her husband!
For gods sake how are we even sure that she was not moaning out of pain??
You are going to absurd extremes in defensiveness right now. Why do "we" have to be sure about the bolded? The husband was there, he was sure. And the wife has not come out to say any such. If you import facts in answering a college-level problem question you get a big fact zero so you are the one behaving uneducated.

You also sound inexperienced with women. ARE YOU AWARE THAT SEX VERY OFTEN DOES NOT ACTUALLY FEEL GOOD?? If a woman is not wet, SEX IS NOT ENJOYABLE FOR HER. And women don't get wet simply because you stick a dick inside them. They have to be aroused to get wet, and then sex would be enjoyable. So if she was enjoying the sex, then she was aroused.
Crime › Re: Woman Sacked By Her Husband For Moaning During Rape By Robbers Arrive Benue by SmartyPants(m): 1:54pm On Jun 28, 2017
YelloweWest:
Hiding this sad incident.
Protecting her image as it was not her fault!

Let's be honest this man is foolish for sending his wife away!
Did she ask to be raped?
How can u absorb the man of all blame and them blame the innocent victim by supporting the man?
absolve.

There are two things that happened here: One, the woman got raped. this was a sad incident that no one could help. Second, the woman enjoyed the rape. Now in the mind of the husband, whereas in the first place he is feeling angry, upset, and weak for not being able to protect his wife, the wife turns around to actually enjoy the encounter. So in the first incident it was not her fault she was raped. It was no one's fault.

In the second incident, enjoying the rape, we now can only speculate as to whether it was involuntary enjoyment which is unlikely, or whether she actually was in a conscious state of enjoyment. Are you completely trying to rule out the obvious possibility that she consciously enjoyed the encounter?

If you can agree that this was a possibility, then do you agree that the husband should be right to feel offended by such enjoyment?
Crime › Re: Woman Sacked By Her Husband For Moaning During Rape By Robbers Arrive Benue by SmartyPants(m): 1:41pm On Jun 28, 2017
YelloweWest:
I'm not contradicting my self.

I said he should have done nothing in the sense that he shouldn't have sent his wife away or made this incident public!
It is his responsibility to protect her. He he couldn't do that, he should have not sent her away!
Can you please answer my question?

What should he have done to "protect" her?
Crime › Re: Woman Sacked By Her Husband For Moaning During Rape By Robbers Arrive Benue by SmartyPants(m): 1:35pm On Jun 28, 2017
YelloweWest:
He should have done nothing. If he couldn't stop the rape he shouldn't have sent her away.
It is a man's responsibility to protect his family.
You are contradicting yourself. First you say he should have done nothing, next you say it was his job to protect the family which means he did not do his job according to you.

My question is simple: what should he have done to prevent the rape?

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