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Romance › Re: 'Started In The Friend Zone, Now We Are Getting Married' - US Basketball Player by SmartyPants(m): 6:10pm On Jun 16, 2017
judgedredd22:
not quite, that guy you see there is just 26, and he graduated in 2012 and has been a pro-baller all along!
Then he graduated at 21 or so...they could very well have been in the friendzone up till this point.

She doesn't say how long they were in the friendzone, or how long they have been dating and when they decided to get married. Unless you are telling me he was born playing pro ball.

With current gf, we were just friends for about 8 years before getting together
Romance › Re: 'Started In The Friend Zone, Now We Are Getting Married' - US Basketball Player by SmartyPants(m): 2:26pm On Jun 16, 2017
let me guess...

started in the friendzone...then the brother made it as a pro athlete...then they came out of the friendzone...now they're getting married.
Romance › Re: A 17 Year Old Girl Confided In Me And Told Me This, What Do I Do? by SmartyPants(m): 1:52pm On Jun 16, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
There's this girl whose parents are divorced and she now stays with her strict dad while her mum married immediately after the divorce. This girl who happens to be a virgin, good character and naive revealed something so bad to me yesterday (which is same day this thing happened). She trusts me, takes me as her guidian, she takes me as her brother and everything, although we got to know each other from this ponzi stuff back then and since then, she asked me to be her friend which I agreed. She discusses everything with me, she calls always to seek for advice and so on.

So yesterday, she flashed me, I called her back and asked how she was doing and she said she's fine and that she wants to tell me sormething, I asked her if its good or bad news and she said its bad almost crying, immediately, I ran outta airtime and she asked me to wait so she can get airtime to call me back.

When she called back, I asked her what it was and she said (I did it today) I asked her what did she do? And she replied ( I had sex today, I was forced "crying" ) I calmly asked her how it happened and she said her so-called dad asked her to deliver something to a guy who's 22years of age, And when she got there, delivered it and was about leaving, then the guy asked her to come in and say hi to his sister. Immediately she stepped in, he bolted the door and forced himself on her and after he was done he said he loves her.

I asked her if she's told her dad and she said no simply because she's scared of him, " should parents make their children feel uncomfortable around them? Shouldn't it be the other way round?" I asked her if she struggled or screamed and she said the guy overpowered her and moreover there wasn't anyone in the compound then.

Now she's been crying over this and saying she doesn't know if he came inside her or not, or if she's contracted a disease or something, and that she never dreamt of losing her virginity in such manner. She said she trusts me and that's the reason why she told me so I can help her, but as her father doesn't know about this do I have anything to do in thishuh
You better be careful sir...don't go playing superhero here.

First of all, gather enough evidence to clear yourself. Get her to text something or record her on the phone.

Secondly, what did her dad send her to deliver to a 22 year old man?

One on one it would not very easy for one man to rape a woman without really beating her up first... is she carrying bruises?

If she knew there was no one in the compound, why would she think the sister would really be in?

Does she know this guy or is he a stranger to her?-is there a potential relationship going on here?

Why exactly is she afraid of her dad?

What does she expect you to do?
Romance › Re: Ladies What Are The 2 Things That Makes U Feel Less Attractive? by SmartyPants(m): 5:55pm On Jun 15, 2017
Kittenprincess1:
MINE
my "boobs" wish it were a little bigger and my "nose" isn't pointed.
So you have one boobs?

wonderful.
Education › Re: National Open University Headquarters In Abuja In Pictures by SmartyPants(m): 4:27pm On Jun 15, 2017
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Education › Re: National Open University Headquarters In Abuja In Pictures by SmartyPants(m): 4:27pm On Jun 15, 2017
miella:
No, it is not possible.
Alright thanks.
Family › Re: When A Man Is Richer Vs When A Woman Is Richer by SmartyPants(m): 2:28pm On Jun 15, 2017
I've been trying to ponder on where the mentality came from.
Education › Re: National Open University Headquarters In Abuja In Pictures by SmartyPants(m): 2:26pm On Jun 15, 2017
guys in noun could you be kind enough to help with this query:

Is it possible to register for course in Noun while taking studying and taking the exams entirely from another country?
Crime › Re: Boki Oil Palm Estate In Cross River Turns Into A War Zone As Youths Fight by SmartyPants(m): 12:36pm On Jun 15, 2017
dainformant:
As a result of the clash, the youths, who have been turned against each other by political actors opened fire against themselves, but eye-witness reported that none of the youths was hurt because they have all fortified themselves diabolically with charms.



Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/boki-oil-palm-estate-crisis-in-cross-river.html
Orilly? undecided

Well then they should be drafted and transported to Sambisa with expedience.
Crime › Re: My Robbery Experience In Rivers State Today (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 10:52am On Jun 15, 2017
martyns303:
Are u sure? I know the Nigerian police can be incompetent, and considering they did not arrive on time, you have every reason to be pissed. But let's look at your story.

1. You noticed a bang on your gate at 1am.

2. Between when u woke up, tried calling your neighbors to know if they are the ones at the gate, went online to check for police emergency response number, dialing them and having a conversation, at least 20mins or more would have passed.

3. The robbers operated for an hour

4. Police arrived 2hours later

From your statement, the police would have arrived no later than 4:20am. Now are you sure that was the time they actually arrived?

Most times in situations like that, time seem to be moving faster than they actually are. You were probably expecting them to appear in like 5mins. I doubt the robbers would have operated that long knowing u called the police (u made them believe so).

Now you need to understand that the police would need time to mobilize themselves, get in their van and start coming to your place and this is subject to where they are coming from, the distance.

I know the Nigerian police is not what they ought to be, but I also know they can be pretty effective and rugged.

God bless Nigeria.
Is that why they didn't pick his calls?
Politics › Re: Al-makura Fines Demolished Radio Station, Says He Won't Pay Compensation by SmartyPants(m): 11:14pm On Jun 14, 2017
Emassive:
Your name is... #OurmumuJustStart
The saddest thing is that with this unintelligible thing you have typed here, you are filled with a sense of euphoric happiness. Do you feel less miserable about yourself now? Good.
Crime › Re: Defamation Of Character: Re-Soldier Beats Businessman In Aba by SmartyPants(m): 10:11pm On Jun 14, 2017
Wiseandtrue:
"It took the intervention of Lt Amusa who called the junior officers"

You are right oooooo shocked shocked shocked didn't see that!
How wise and true of you to admit it cheesy
Properties › Re: Nigerian Woman Escapes The London Fire Tragedy With Her Grandson (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 9:27pm On Jun 14, 2017
fineboynl:
wow. but how manage the fire got to the whole building.
I suspect this was a terror attack. The source of the fire is allegedly an exploding fridge. How does a fridge explode? Investigations may reveal more
Crime › Re: Defamation Of Character: Re-Soldier Beats Businessman In Aba by SmartyPants(m): 9:24pm On Jun 14, 2017
Wiseandtrue:
I understood quite all right. While he was looking his junior was defending him. Abi huh

Weldon sir, quantinue
Juniors not junior. wink

More and more obvious that you didn't read the post.

Kwantinu.
Crime › Re: Defamation Of Character: Re-Soldier Beats Businessman In Aba by SmartyPants(m): 9:11pm On Jun 14, 2017
Wiseandtrue:
I smell lies undecided

So the Americana returnee harassed you and you were just watching huh
Knowing Nigerian soldiers you will mobilise yourself and give that man the beating of his life undecided

Even his side of the story sound like a threat undecided
That's is actually what the wrote up says happened. You just read the first few lines and rushed to book space abi?
Crime › Re: Defamation Of Character: Re-Soldier Beats Businessman In Aba by SmartyPants(m): 9:08pm On Jun 14, 2017
DeadPresident:

Believe the Nigerian Army at your own risk

So the civilian attacked the soldier ?? How does this sound to you ??

They can't fight the Boko boys, they only know how to beat the shiit out of innocent weak Nigerians
Are you an slowpoke? It is clearly written that the Lawson fellow was tipsy, and secondly that the officers were not in uniform which ought to be obvious or have you seen a uniformed soldier in the club before??
Politics › Re: Al-makura Fines Demolished Radio Station, Says He Won't Pay Compensation by SmartyPants(m): 3:54pm On Jun 14, 2017
FrankGiel:
Why do u people like forming smart?? Ogbeni there is no link between radio mast and radioactive substance..
Do u know what radioactive substances are??/do u know how they are formed..
Don't come and display ignorance here..

Anyone that says radio stations can't be situated in a residential area is simply silly.. Pls find out where beat fm 99.9, Naija fm, wazobia 95.1, inspiration fm are all situated in Lagos..
This has been dealt with exhaustively. Note that the governor wrongly used the term radioactive, whereas what i am pointing out there is that while he shouldn't have said radioactive, what he is trying to say is simply that the mast would not be left lying around after the demolition, as it could pose a risk, which is a fact.

Got it?

Now find some to do wiht your life other than tempt me to descend on you this afternoon.
Politics › Re: 24 Boko Haram Insurgents Operating As Fulani Herdsmen Arrested In Edo by SmartyPants(m): 2:23pm On Jun 14, 2017
Nigeria is in deep trouble if things have gotten to this stage. This means that as we speak, boko haram members may be all around us, disguised as herders or suya sellers.
Politics › Re: Al-makura Fines Demolished Radio Station, Says He Won't Pay Compensation by SmartyPants(m): 2:16pm On Jun 14, 2017
adecz:
I'm happy that you have made use
if your cheap Chinese phone to do some research.

But as a confirmed olodo & WAEC failure,
you fail to understand that radio waves are
non ionizing.

If they say something is "potentially dangerous"
it's not that it will kill you like that, but
misuse or extreme conditions could alter
its otherwise harmless nature.

Go home & cook your cheap food with
your radio, just as you would do with microwaves,
since you think they have same characteristics.

Panadol is potentially dangerous;
Brandy, is potentially dangerous;
Cow or chicken meat is potentially dangerous.

That does not mean you should start
demolishing pharmacies & meat shops.... Cretin.

Stop quoting fake, out of context content
& attempting to confuse ignorant ppl on social
Media... sad

You should be ashamed of your
poor education. It is half literate, fake
professionals like you that advise the
ignorant ppl in office.

Apologize & seek forgiveness
from a superior brain..... nitwit grin
are you expecting a long reply from me? grin

U r on a long thing. I have given you the information that you need. If you like read and better your mind. if you like, don't.
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by SmartyPants(m): 2:03pm On Jun 14, 2017
The only thing to consider is that her parents are likely to be too intrusive into your marriage.
Crime › Re: Evans: "Mum Knows I'm Into Crime; I Stabbed My Fiancee For Refusing To Marry Me" by SmartyPants(m): 2:00pm On Jun 14, 2017
dangotesmummy:
its a reality that we have to live with everyday and that's why youths in this generation are no more interested in knowledge or self improvement but making money ANY HOW ANY WAY.


I am seriously afraid of the terrible legacy the 70s and 80s babies are living for the 20th and 21st century kids
Bro it is so bad that my gf is not ready to marry me despite the fact that i make more than her, simply because she believes i must have millions in the bank before marriage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 6 Things You Didn't Know About Goal Keepers. by SmartyPants(m): 1:57pm On Jun 14, 2017
Number 1 is wrong. Keepers wear colorful jerseys to help them stand out from defenders which makes referring decisions on things like offsides and handballs easier.
Crime › Re: Evans: "Mum Knows I'm Into Crime; I Stabbed My Fiancee For Refusing To Marry Me" by SmartyPants(m): 1:50pm On Jun 14, 2017
dangotesmummy:
Nigerians don't respect IQ. It's all about money

Whether you're a hoodlum,have body odour,look like a chimpanze,if you have money you'll be respected and treated like VIP


So in other words money=respect

If you have high IQ and you don't have money you won't be sent talkless of respect
Very sad.
Crime › Re: Evans: "Mum Knows I'm Into Crime; I Stabbed My Fiancee For Refusing To Marry Me" by SmartyPants(m): 1:40pm On Jun 14, 2017
winkmart:
"Once I got this money, I ventured into an extravagant lifestyle and bought a house in Ghana. Then, I bought over five exotic cars and a truck. I began to show prominently in social functions where people hailed the way I was spending money.

I spent over N2m on orphanages and local primary schools in Ghana. The Deputy Nigeria Ambassador to Ghana and other prominent Nigerians were also in attendance at the handing over ceremony of my donations."

[img]https://4.bp..com/-5OmK6Pi02bc/WUDOH9OsX6I/AAAAAAADrZI/2Z1TzLhrZ_8b-vpPJXZaXauhgupZkyzUwCLcBGAs/s1600/Untitled.png[/img]

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/06/my-mum-knows-im-into-crime-billionaire.html
This is what happens when people refuse to ask questions of where prominent people get their wealth. The deputy ambassador may have shaken hands and hobnobbed with an uneducated hoodlum. Maybe even shared a drink with him and invited him into his home.
Politics › Re: Al-makura Fines Demolished Radio Station, Says He Won't Pay Compensation by SmartyPants(m): 12:52pm On Jun 14, 2017
adecz:
Your comment has isolated you as
a victim of incomplete education.

Radio waves are different from microwaves
which are utilized by cellular phone networks.

Because you saw the term "radioactive",
you think it has to do with radio....... Bushman
This is not my field but i know enough to tell you that you are a clown. A dunce.

In fact, you are a buffoon grin but i signed up on nairaland to help people like you.

1. Radio waves and microwaves belong to the same family: Radio Frequency waves. They produce the same effect.

Source:

"Electromagnetic radiation consists of waves of electric and magnetic energy moving together (i.e., radiating) through space at the speed of light. Taken together, all forms of electromagnetic energy are referred to as the electromagnetic "spectrum." Radio waves and microwaves emitted by transmitting antennas are one form of electromagnetic energy. They are collectively referred to as "radiofrequency" or "RF" energy or radiation. Note that the term “radiation” does not mean “radioactive.” Often, the terms "electromagnetic field" or "radiofrequency field" are used to indicate the presence of electromagnetic or RF energy."

2. They are potentially harmful.

Source:

"Biological effects can result from exposure to RF energy. Biological effects that result from heating of tissue by RF energy are often referred to as "thermal" effects. It has been known for many years that exposure to very high levels of RF radiation can be harmful due to the ability of RF energy to heat biological tissue rapidly. This is the principle by which microwave ovens cook food. Exposure to very high RF intensities can result in heating of biological tissue and an increase in body temperature. Tissue damage in humans could occur during exposure to high RF levels because of the body's inability to cope with or dissipate the excessive heat that could be generated. Two areas of the body, the eyes and the testes, are particularly vulnerable to RF heating because of the relative lack of available blood flow to dissipate the excess heat load.

At relatively low levels of exposure to RF radiation, i.e., levels lower than those that would produce significant heating, the evidence for production of harmful biological effects is ambiguous and unproven. Such effects, if they exist, have been referred to as "non-thermal" effects."

3. What the good governor said, and i being a rational, reasoning human being understood immediately, was that once the station itself was demolished, steps would be taken to ensure that the mast (not the waves), would not be left lying around to pose a danger to the community. The danger may not be very great or even precisely know, but there is a potential danger, and the good governor is being procative.

4. What the governor did not say, but you mistakenly assumed, was that he was claiming to have a need to destroy the radio station because the radio waves are dangerous.

https://www.fcc.gov/engineering-technology/electromagnetic-compatibility-division/radio-frequency-safety/faq/rf-safety#Q1
Politics › Re: Al-makura Fines Demolished Radio Station, Says He Won't Pay Compensation by SmartyPants(m): 11:30am On Jun 14, 2017
adecz:
grin
Which scientific study has told
this govt that radio waves or
signals are radioactive?


Last year, Gov Ortom of Benue state
imposed a fine on all standby generator
operator, saying the monies will be
utilized to repair the earth's Ozone layer

Almakura's actions stinks of political
vendetta borne out of a habitual
predilection for abuse of power.
do your research coz i don't have time to explain it to you but he knows what he is saying and you are the clueless one.
Crime › Re: Zenith Bank Compensates Families Of Slain Police Officers by SmartyPants(m): 11:26am On Jun 14, 2017
My grouse is that the policemen were trapped by the nature of the structure of the guardhouse. Clearly the 3 officers were inside the guardhouse and on a good day 3 police officers should be able to overcome 4 robbers. The problem was that they were pinned down by the fact that they could only fire from two windows, while the robbers could easily encircle them.

To prevent such in the future, all guardhouses at vulnerable institutions like banks, should be fitted with bulletproof windows for start. And maybe something like a gun terrace.

Cars should be inspected remote camera before being allowed entry into the premises, which should be a remote-controlled function. Where a vehicle has multiple male occupants they should be asked to disembark before the vehicle can enter.

Proactive thinking will save lives.
Crime › Re: Zenith Bank Compensates Families Of Slain Police Officers by SmartyPants(m): 11:19am On Jun 14, 2017
Heromaniaa:
RIP to the gallant police men. But why eight children. No spacing no family planning? Was the man trying to repopulate the world alone?? And the kids are mostly boys, Chai, the widowed woman go hear am. May God comfort her. Zenith Bank go pay school fees taya. grin grin grin
Boys are cheaper to maintain than girls, plus more boys means a higher number of potential breadwinners. She is blessed.
Celebrities › Re: AY And Freda Francis’ Whatsapp Chat: Raunchy Version, Why Mabel Makun Was Angry by SmartyPants(m): 10:37am On Jun 14, 2017
omoluabiguy:
It means "read your book and leave social media" angry angry
Like my good friend would say, you sir, are a classical faggotte
Celebrities › Re: AY And Freda Francis’ Whatsapp Chat: Raunchy Version, Why Mabel Makun Was Angry by SmartyPants(m): 9:35pm On Jun 13, 2017
omoadeleye:
kitten
AY is an idiot
Celebrities › Re: AY And Freda Francis’ Whatsapp Chat: Raunchy Version, Why Mabel Makun Was Angry by SmartyPants(m): 8:57pm On Jun 13, 2017
Please guys what is ponyor?
Business › Re: Paddy Adenuga Has A Message For Ladies Sliding Into His DM by SmartyPants(m): 5:27pm On Jun 13, 2017
grin

Paddy Paddy...we all know the real reason why a wealthy, good looking, grown ass man won't be having a wife, girlfriend or mistress for the next 10 years...

http://www.globalnewsnig.com/dirty-and-reckless-lifestyle-of-billionaire-mike-adenugas-prodigal-son-paddy-why-his-sexual-status-remains-controversial/

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