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I look at the face, the belt, waistline and the shoes. You can tell a man's taste from the belt he uses. |
Yes! i have. He was so possessive and suspicious, always checking my phone and asking question. I ditched him. |
Shortness of breath, water running out from my ears, dizziness, i cant begin to narrate what that drug did to me. I even told the doctor that i react to anything that has to do with quin and he yet he went ahed to prescribe it. |
Your nipple pain might be cause by the following:- Your monthly menstral cycle is near. You've just completed the cycle. You are pregnant. If none these is the case, see a gyneacologist. |
She looks like a pregnant woman with a nine month pregnancy. The only difference in her case is her boobs. |
Baptism in christendom washes sins away and initiates one into christianity. Based on this definition, i believe in infant baptism whether it is by immersion or by sprinkling. |
Ever Faithfull |
Its just so frustrating and embarrasing to the girl to be cut open for the whole world to see. |
I used to make the sign of the cross and pray before eating. Nowadays i just make the sign of the cross and off i go. |
please help me tell him to let the matter stop there so that the security will not loose his job. |
I don't know why our brothers keep on disgracing themselves over nothing. Why cant we be satisfied. You have an opportunity to travel overseas instead of using it well, you go ahead to disgrace yourself and your fatherland and to even brag about it. Few days ago we were angry about the ad by Sony and now this. I weep for this Country. I am so ashamed but I'm still a Nigerian. |
Omosexy is much more polish than Mercy Johnson even though the latter has a better shape. |
Abeg una know where psychiatrist dey? The girl don kolo'o or abi na Genevieve be that? |
Yes it does. Use Neo-Medrol (its an ointment in a bottle). You can get it in a chemist. It's a thousand, twenty naira (1,020). |
Words would not solve these. Have you guys forgotten how a billboard with the inscription "Beware of Nigerians" was posted in one of the international airports abroad? Legal action should be taken to curtail would-be offenders. |
When she was in NAFDAC, she did so well and i was so proud of her. Now, she has been corrupted because of her relationship with the execu-thieves. Truly, bad company corrupts good manners. |
Please how can one have an odour free armpits apart from using deodorant? |
The ad by SONY is a slap on our faces. Ours is a country with its share of victories and failures, joys and sorrows, good and bad,saints and thieves. We are neither the worst nor the best. Our Government should go after them and make them pay for it. Afterall the financial crisis we have now all over the world was perpetrated by an American (Maddoff). |
How i wish i know your parents, i would have given them thumps up. How can you date someone you do not like for five good long years? Oooh, you wanted to waste her time and move on to some other person? Shame on you. |
That's the spirit comrade. Keep it up. |
Adabayo (arsenal) - Adeba-ishie |
I wonder what the wife cooks! |
It's not compulsory that you wear a suit to a job interview. What is compulsory is a corporate wear that makes you look neat, comfortable and presentable. |
They should stop them from going to Mecca because that's where they are initiated into terrorism. They should also find out their financiers, those guys are not working alone. |
Na woah! Did he have to open his mouth? |
I wonder if all this Catholics fanatics ever read the Bible by themselves. Their religion practice is absolutely contradictory to the commandment of God, but they are so brain washed that they do not see it nor try to discover where they actually belong. My advice to all those belonging to Catholic fraternity is, Read the Bible Good and also check out and read the history of the Catholic origin, and repent or else, I wonder what your problem is. Why are you so daft that you can't back up your arguments with plausible proofs. If you think the Catholics are all going to hell, then why should you worry yourself? Let us be. Come to think of it, Why should it bother you that we are worshipping something else other than God? Is this how your so called leaders are training you to present your cause? I used to think you were educated but now i know you're one of the 'Miss Roads'. |
To ASUU: My advice to you is to take up arms like the militants in the Niger Delta or use catapult/sticks like the Boko Harams in the North. That way, the FG will set up a committee for you. And that means another avenue for embezzlement of funds. To FG: Shame on you. The money you steal in this country, sickness will wipe it away. Idiots. You think God is sleeping. |
Tell us your girlfriend's reasons for saying so. I have seen been a part of this forum for the past three months and so far i've not seen any negativity in it. |
Oh! you guys have started noticing it? Na woah but that's what we like now. |
Cohabitation is not the best for me. Why i say so is because if eventually, it does not work out, there will too much bad blood between the two. If a man says he prefers to try things out first before marriage what if it does not end in marriage? will all the blame go to the woman? who decides if things are working or not? What is the scale for measurement? I think we should just go straight to courtship and decide after that without hurting someone's feelings or lowering one's self esteem. |
The day i , can't remember. |