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Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:48pm On Sep 06, 2017
concho:
3 of her friends told her that she gonna regret it later, but i dnt care.
Am not even ready for any relationship now. I jst need to upgrade my financial status.
The brothers still call me for one hlp or the other. maybe she didnt tell them of our breakup. I still help shaaa.
But cant take dia sister back
nice... Good a thing you still assist her brothers , anyway dont blame you if you are more focused on upgrading your financial status cos to me it's much more important than the relationship stuff ...
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:37pm On Sep 06, 2017
concho:
The same month i changed her phone, gave her 25k and cosmetics ......i was at my best bro.......maybe she saw a richer guy.
I wish her well
anyway, it's her loss... She may not be happy as you think though...
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:36pm On Sep 06, 2017
MrCork:
..and bro don't worry...if she complains..she gets automatic 6 month ban!!! angry
hahahhah cheesy
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:24pm On Sep 06, 2017
dollytino4real:
so i shod climb tree na abi
hahhahha Sweetheart ... No climb tree oh.. if you don climb tree already oya cum down grin
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:03pm On Sep 06, 2017
MrCork:
...bro..but what kinda 1952 chatup line lyric is that my niggggga?....is that how u chatup chicks like dollytino4real? ...u can't say *wharrrrrup sweeeery?*
((Shake My Head twice))
angry
hahahahha you know you are the master in getting any chick of your choice grin thanks for correcting me cool
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:00pm On Sep 06, 2017
concho:
lol.........That day she told me of the breakup was the last day we spoke\see............I think she is happier now
hope you treated her very well or it was a case of she getting tired of your Bleep ups.... But if you have really been so good to her, in most cases she will try to come back or at least keep in touch with you
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:55am On Sep 06, 2017
dollytino4real:
and so, na food? my guy good morning
gud morning dear... Have a very successful day cos it's what I wish myself...
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:25am On Sep 06, 2017
concho:
i swear, i never know her reason o.........i was at my best........she jst woke up one morning n decided to leave.......after 3 yrs
me sef don experience almost exactly the same thing but the difference ma say she later come try to come back to me years later but my heart don move on
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:24am On Sep 06, 2017
dollytino4real:
if i slap u, e go affect there
hahhahaha you no even sabi kissiology undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:14pm On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
ur kissologist babe
hahahahhaha you no need envy na, Abi you no Sabi kiss undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:11pm On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
see ur asset! i envy as a lady
I Lol... You envy who grin
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:10pm On Sep 05, 2017
concho:
Reminds me of my ex (WAVY). am still wondering where she got her kissing skills. blessed with cold and minty lips. she has the whitest teeth i have ever seen. can kiss for 10mins non stop . She can kiss you anywhere at any time. can still remember the day she asked me to kiss her in crunchies , amidst so many couples. She was the last girl i kissed shaaaa. yet to find love since her departure . I pray to wake up one day and discover that our breakup was a dream. make i stop here , before big boy starts crying
why she leave you bros...
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:51pm On Sep 05, 2017
gentlegenius:
Not all of them. My ex girlfriend can kiss from morning till evening if only I can cope with that. She kissed me many times in public. Sometimes when we are together and a guy stares at her or make passes at her in public, she'll quickly give me a hot kiss just to send the message that she belongs to me. Though I sometimes feel a bit embarrassed, but I can't stop her because I always feel on top of the world when she kissed me in front of other guys. I have never seen a girl like her before.
why did you allow such girl become your ex grin
Romance › Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by SmellingAnus(m): 1:30pm On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
so u be mummy's pet
hahahahah na you sabi o
Romance › Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by SmellingAnus(m): 8:16am On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
if i worry is because am d lastborn but u re not so where ur worry com from
hahahhaha lastborn and only child of my mama, e no reach to worry abi undecided
Celebrities › Re: “if You Touch My Wife, I’ll Kill You” – Pastor Adeboye by SmellingAnus(m): 8:11am On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
ok, enjoy ur organs alone
hahahah ok dear...
Romance › Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by SmellingAnus(m): 7:54am On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
u worry sha
I no worry reach you abi cheesy
Celebrities › Re: “if You Touch My Wife, I’ll Kill You” – Pastor Adeboye by SmellingAnus(m): 7:53am On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
it will not break, i tout u have stone there like waje
na tender heart I get o, so I no dey take am gamble... I can love with my kidney because I get two kidneys but not with my heart o grin
Romance › Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by SmellingAnus(m): 7:19am On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
dis ur song sweet lik tomtom
hahahhaha thanks honey
Romance › Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by SmellingAnus(m): 1:43am On Sep 05, 2017
cool
Romance › Re: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by SmellingAnus(m): 1:33am On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
all my crushes pls come and compose 4 me or i say no bluntboy,rafa9,kimcutie, smellinganus am waiting na na
Babe, I love you so
I want you to know
That I'm gonna miss your love
The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go
I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my lifetime
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
By someone as wonderful as you

So please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go
I'm begging you to stay
Hey, hey, hey

Yeah

Babe, I love you so
I, I want you to know
That I'm gonna miss your love
The minute you walk out that door

So please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Hey, hey, hey

I need your love
I'm down on my knees
Beggin' please, please, please
Don't go
Don't you hear me, baby?
Don't leave me now
Oh, no, no, no, no
Please don't go
I want you to know
That I, I, I love you so

Please don't leave me, baby
Please don't go

Credit to KC and the Sunshine Band
Celebrities › Re: “if You Touch My Wife, I’ll Kill You” – Pastor Adeboye by SmellingAnus(m): 12:55am On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
not brain but heart u hear
hahahhaha make my heart no break o... tongue
Romance › Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 8:00pm On Sep 04, 2017
iammolise:
hmm.... Strong man...'kiss and tell' is an act of betrayal, i don't do it and don't encourage it, but the majority of guys do this... Don't really know if the ladies do such as well buh i really think it's disrespectful to the other person. I don't get why they do that, perhaps it makes em feel good about themselves somehow.
Possibly bro... At least thr identity of my ex is protected cos I don get exes grin
Romance › Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 12:18pm On Sep 04, 2017
iammolise:
cheesy cheesy please pardon my laughing... U were funny back there... "conjee dey give u upper cut''... Lmfao mehn. But on a more serious not, ever man experience this... Even pastors, it's shows we're still alive but in ur case, i think u should get help,... An hour of erection!!! Ah brother i think there's something more than 'meets the eye'.
hahahhah well, I see it as a strong point... I dislike kiss and tell but let me make an exception here... I was making love to this ex of mine.. I knew spent long on her... After the sex, I purposely told her that I am not happy I didn't last long today... Guess her reply grin... " honey you stayed long, the sex lasted almost 2 hours grin (within me I was pleased to hear it from her , not that I didn't know I stayed that long, I just wanted her to confess)... Anyway, done worse than that but the kiss and tell syndrome is really not part of me especially in a public forum like this...
Celebrities › Re: Ay In Happy Mood As He Goes Clubbing With Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 8:00am On Sep 04, 2017
At least he went with his wife grin
Celebrities › Re: “if You Touch My Wife, I’ll Kill You” – Pastor Adeboye by SmellingAnus(m): 11:29pm On Sep 03, 2017
dollytino4real:
bluntboy,rafa9, smellinganus come and learn to love ur future wife
hahahhaha I will love her more than this although with my brain intact o... cheesy
Romance › Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 8:03pm On Sep 03, 2017
iammolise:
u're exaggerating... Hw can ur dick stand for one hour just like dat... Or perhaps u took 'veergra'
that's no exaggeration... Mine has even stood way beyond that one night I was expecting an ex that would have slept over... And conji bin dey give me uppercut... I literally got hard for long , slept off. Woke up in the morning and I was still hard... ( I am not saying I was hard while I was sleeping but I can't say I wasn't hard either because I didn't know what was happening...) This incident happened years ago though when I was more sexually active and had a very huge appetite for sex...
Christianity Etc › Re: A White Man Slays In Celestial Church Of Christ White Garment... by SmellingAnus(op): 5:54pm On Sep 03, 2017
nerodenero:
Why is he called a white man? His garment is white while he looks orange in colourgrincheesycheesy. He should be called Orange man or our own version of orange man that's Albino.

Anyway, the 'Apari' Orange man nailed itgringrin
Lol... Yea he nailed it grin cool
Christianity Etc › Re: A White Man Slays In Celestial Church Of Christ White Garment... by SmellingAnus(op): 5:53pm On Sep 03, 2017
iamokrazy:
what is nonsense nw...am proud 2 b a celestial
nice one.. cool
Christianity Etc › A White Man Slays In Celestial Church Of Christ White Garment... by SmellingAnus(op): 1:37pm On Sep 03, 2017
Lalasticlala come and see...

Romance › Re: My Experiences With Sexual Enhancements by SmellingAnus(m): 9:25am On Sep 02, 2017
You mean after taking drugs , one will last only 45 minutes, and me without drugs pass 45minutes... It still baffles me why young guys will be hooked to enhancement drugs lipsrsealed ... Just get the right orientation about sex, eat the relevant fruits and avoid stuffs that decreases your performance... Finito..the first and most important thing every guy should know about sex is that , it is more of a thing of the mind... Once you understand this, it will be easier for you to train your mind to last longer during sex.... So much more to be said but let me stop here...
Romance › Re: How Can I Deal With This My Girlfriend? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:53am On Sep 02, 2017
Potential heart break loading lipsrsealed

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