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Romance › Re: Sex Love And Virginity by SmellingAnus(m): 2:39pm On Sep 01, 2017
dollytino4real:
u dont want to hear e dey pain me no finish ur prick inside only d cap, ush oha ishi
hahahhha lipsrsealed
Career › Re: Physically Challenged Man Controls Traffic In Lagos (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:35pm On Sep 01, 2017
dollytino4real:
same to u my guy, my case is different!
Amen o...
Romance › Re: Having Time For Your Girlfriend? Is It Joblessness? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:34pm On Sep 01, 2017
dollytino4real:
my guy love wit out cash is utazi
hahahhha na true my dear...
Career › Re: Physically Challenged Man Controls Traffic In Lagos (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:50am On Sep 01, 2017
dollytino4real:
aisha buhari should adopt him and his family
Happy New month dear...
Romance › Re: Sex Love And Virginity by SmellingAnus(m): 6:44am On Sep 01, 2017
Me no kuku want virgin wife... Virginity is good but I dont pray to get married to one... (Personal reasons ; so don't bother asking me why)
Romance › Re: Having Time For Your Girlfriend? Is It Joblessness? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:37am On Sep 01, 2017
Kowalskiq:
For this harsh Economy, she want make I play with my Job
my brother no joke with your source of income o... The girl go dump your sorry ass once she notice say you don bankrupt and it looks like all hope is lost, if she like you small, she fit just dey cheat on you dey wait for you wether you go stand on your feet again if not na for person mouth you go hear of her wedding to the other dude cheesy
Romance › Re: This Is Strange About My Orgasm by SmellingAnus(m): 2:53am On Sep 01, 2017
Anus folks... I dey hail o grin
Politics › Re: "You Can Not Arrest Nnamdi Kanu, I Will Sacrifice My Life – Asari Dokubo by SmellingAnus(m): 5:35pm On Aug 31, 2017
Lol
Romance › Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:05am On Aug 30, 2017
dollytino4real:
na slap fit ur jaw? women will disappoint? women learnt it from men
s hahahhaha lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Please I Advice Me. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:03am On Aug 30, 2017
dingbang:
those kyn babes I dey find
hahahha no be small o
Romance › Re: Anytime I Have Sex With My Bf I Just Hate Him Afterwards by SmellingAnus(m): 8:26pm On Aug 29, 2017
ChiChilolo:
I've tried to stop having sex with him but whenever we're together. I don't know how I just fall for him and before you know it we're pulling the sheets.

I don't really know how to end it then I resent him afterwards.
I have being in the shoes of this your guy years ago.... She gets very upset after sex ( she regrets after sex)... But she finds me unavoidable, we had a great chemistry and we end up reaching climax almost at the same time most of the time... I loved that babe very well... Infact I could see a naked girl and not get turned on but her phone call alone has made me erect at least once... Well, she broke my heart and after some years she decided to come back but it was too late cos my heart seemed to have long moved on although if I give her a chance we could still rekindle it but it can never be the same again. She also confessed to me that she finds me irresistible and that I am the best of all the guys she dated... I had to tell you all this so that you can probably learn from it... True life story..
Romance › Re: Please I Advice Me. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:20pm On Aug 29, 2017
dingbang:
See me wey dey find girlfriend sef.. Na him dis one dey cry for love.. I weak pass the op sef.
Lol.... Na so I dey listen to radio last night , one girl call in to send shout out to her guy, she come even request for one love song for the guy wey dem later play... I happy for the guy sha... At least, him Don get babe, wey dey kolo for am...
Romance › Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:09pm On Aug 29, 2017
Just focus on God and cash and not women until you are sure you want to get married cos women will disappoint you...
Romance › Re: See Wat My Friend Came To Tell Me by SmellingAnus(m): 8:02pm On Aug 29, 2017
jonaifame22:
thanks, God bless you!
Amen bro
Romance › Re: Devil's Basket - Lady Asked To Stroke A Guy's Joystick At A Party (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:57pm On Aug 29, 2017
This girl just rush the guy dick like say she wan use the dick stab her pussy undecided
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Sleeps A Lot, What Can I Do Cos I Love Her? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:39am On Aug 29, 2017
Sleeps off during sex undecided
Romance › Re: 18+: Daddy's New Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 8:31am On Aug 29, 2017
cool cool
Romance › Re: See Wat My Friend Came To Tell Me by SmellingAnus(m): 8:52pm On Aug 28, 2017
I read everything... Nice write up... By the way ... Please accept my condolences on your girl that kicked the bucket... May her soul rest in peace
Family › Re: His Staff Had Sex With His Daughter That Is A Minor. Should I Tell Him? by SmellingAnus(op): 6:55pm On Aug 27, 2017
Lomantics:
It all depends on who the father is and how matured he is.
I will be tempted to speak up and let him know how i got the information
I even saw the man , his wife and daughter and today... I no know how to take start am sef
Romance › Re: Tell A Nairalander "I Love You" by SmellingAnus(m): 6:43pm On Aug 27, 2017
Ishilove:
I love you, Naptu2 kiss

















I love you, bigvajina

I love you, BlackPeni5

I love you, bushyanus

I love you, IkpuMmadu

I love you, akpamuomenka

I love you, smellinganus

I love you, Sweetoto

grin
you must be weird like the monikers you mentioned above... anyway ... Love you too grin
Celebrities › Re: F.Shaw Olufemi Olukayode Adeyemi Profile: Ex EFCC Handler Was Stabbed By Robbers by SmellingAnus(m): 4:09pm On Aug 27, 2017
demiladegold:
No one offended me jare..... I just realised I like it better this way
ok o... Whatever makes you happy it's okay by me cool
Celebrities › Re: F.Shaw Olufemi Olukayode Adeyemi Profile: Ex EFCC Handler Was Stabbed By Robbers by SmellingAnus(m): 9:14pm On Aug 26, 2017
demiladegold:
I've been around.... Just observing.... How are you
been good... Good to know you have been around... Hope no one offended you here this one you decided to lay low
Family › Re: His Staff Had Sex With His Daughter That Is A Minor. Should I Tell Him? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:22pm On Aug 26, 2017
Drjudy007:
Her virginity or lack of shouldn't be a basis for you informing her parents of this heinous crime. A staff betrayed his employer's trust, and raped his daughter. No minor can give consent. Being a parent myself, I would waste no time in ensuring this is reported immediately.
exactly my thoughts... No parent deserves such...
Family › Re: His Staff Had Sex With His Daughter That Is A Minor. Should I Tell Him? by SmellingAnus(op): 8:51am On Aug 26, 2017
shege45:
my father once told me "i hardly made enemies in life because i always mind my business ".My bro,am sure dat guy is nt raping dat girl,na she dey willingly give d guy.i'll advice u let sleeping dogs lie.Let d man find out himself. A word is a enough for d wise.
I appreciate your advise
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 27th August 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 12:11am On Aug 26, 2017
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Book space OK front row sure pass
sweet over 2.5 match.... Present
Family › Re: His Staff Had Sex With His Daughter That Is A Minor. Should I Tell Him? by SmellingAnus(op): 7:44pm On Aug 25, 2017
Laralag:
Op like you said if the said girl is below 18 (that is the age of consent in the Nigeria constitution)and the said man is an adult that means a crime has being committed, treat this like you will treat other crime like robbery theaft or even murder.
My small sage self will say you tell the parents what you know, and let them take it from there
she is below 18... I think the dad once referred to his daughter as 16 years of age in one of our conversations... (his only daughter)
Romance › Re: If Your Life Was To Be A Movie, Can You Watch It With Your Parents? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:38pm On Aug 25, 2017
My mother go shout... I thought I told you never to suck a woman's vagina grin

CC: funkychic
Romance › Re: She Was Once My Sales Girl But I Want To Date Her by SmellingAnus(m): 7:36pm On Aug 25, 2017
Funkychic:
lolz......movie director!
Lol... cool cool cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Dolapo Osinbajo, Bishop T.D. Jakes And Pastor Paul Adefarasin Pictured Together by SmellingAnus(m): 7:32pm On Aug 25, 2017
Nice one... It's good to have a wife that is God conscious and also a prayer warrior...
Family › Re: His Staff Had Sex With His Daughter That Is A Minor. Should I Tell Him? by SmellingAnus(op): 7:30pm On Aug 25, 2017
obo389:
Bros smellinganus, when you say minor, how old?
less than 18 years... If I am not mistaken around 16 years I suppose...
Family › Re: His Staff Had Sex With His Daughter That Is A Minor. Should I Tell Him? by SmellingAnus(op): 5:38pm On Aug 25, 2017
WeNoGoDie:
Send the text messages several times both to the dad and to the mum and make sure they actually received the messages before you throw away the sim card else nothing has been done.

You can also choose the option of calling the with unknown number pretending you are a Stranger that witnessed or heard about the daughter being defiled and want them to take precautions.
although I don't have the Mum's number but I have his number...
Family › Re: His Staff Had Sex With His Daughter That Is A Minor. Should I Tell Him? by SmellingAnus(op): 5:27pm On Aug 25, 2017
WeNoGoDie:
She wasn't a virgin doesn't mean she gave consent to the first man that defiled her. She's a victim.

We see the stories all over Nairaland and on the media how innocent little underaged girls of 7, 8,9 years etc are being defiled by neighbors, cousins, uncles when no one is around to protect them.

Some less unfortunate ones even cry, bleed or die from the unfortunate act. So even if you aren't sure it happened tell the dad or mum to so they take precautions and protect their child.

If you want to avoid making enemies and implicating anyone buy a registered number or register one yourself, then send the dad or mum anonymous text message from that number narrating that men are defiling their daughter without mentioning names. Then throw away the sim card afterwards. You have helped deliver an innocent soul in bondage.
thanks... I actually like this your suggestion...

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