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Romance › Re: Awon Werey - Facts And How To Be A Member by SmellingAnus(m): 8:03am On Aug 22, 2017
Oyindidi:
You were once a member of a group. Bateigrin
Lol...I am not a member of any group o.... grin Batei ... Noir.... cool
Romance › Re: Awon Werey - Facts And How To Be A Member by SmellingAnus(m): 7:55am On Aug 22, 2017
In as much as I am not a member of any group on nairaland, this particular group have reasonable persons as members although I am not saying all of them are reasonable...

2. They know how to achieve their reasonable objectives...

3. Infact make members of the group reply you... grin
Romance › Re: She Deleted Whatsapp Account Because Of This? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:43am On Aug 22, 2017
I understand you very well,
1. You are just behaving the way adolescents in your age behave...

2. I am not totally against your strategy cos I know that sometimes one does unusual things to get unusual stuffs.... What I fear most for you is that you may not know when to stop this childish behavior of yours....

3. Unfortunately, some girls even cheat on their good boyfriends that treats them right with guys like you, your pattern of wooing is like that of Jose Mouhrino in football who believes in having the three points at all cost even if it means cheating, parking the bus or playing dirty... I must confess, it works for him many times..

4. At some point in your life, hopefully you will outgrow this attitude of yours and be more polite ... What you don't know is that you are displaying your insecurities as against self confidence although it may work for you for now because there is a thin line between this type of insecurity that you display and self-confidence...

5. If you are rich and you want to be a player for life, well, keep up with this your attitude, but if you want to get married someday and raise up responsible Children, then the earlier you outgrow this attitude of yours, the better for you...
Romance › Re: Matured Advice Needed (dick Size Wahala) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30pm On Aug 21, 2017
Coded17:
Slightly above 7inches
not too big for she to complain that much... Some girls are looking for over 8 inches... Well, she may likely cheat on you since she doesn't enjoy sex with you...
Romance › Re: So Sad Now by SmellingAnus(m): 11:25pm On Aug 21, 2017
She is still inlove with her ex... Just make sure your heart is safe cos you may most likely be dumped...
Romance › Re: Anything Wrong About It? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:35pm On Aug 21, 2017
sinaj:
lol @ no gbenshing grin
grin I remind you of someone? tongue or na say you must taste before d D day? grin
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:46pm On Aug 21, 2017
dollytino4real:
dry boobs without milk no sweet
hahahhaha
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:44pm On Aug 21, 2017
dollytino4real:
ok y no go area? i tout am ur dear n ur friend so u lied?
Lol... No o.... My Facebook and nairaland dey like salt water and fresh water wey no dey mix ...Facebook na another world while nairaland na another worldwide too tongue... Anyway, text me your Facebook details make I add you...
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:47pm On Aug 21, 2017
dollytino4real:
i will not sorry o
hahahha oya come suck breast grin
Romance › Re: Anything Wrong About It? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:41pm On Aug 21, 2017
sinaj:
new love dey chark no be small grin
hahahha that is why, I no want you and me love to expire quick... I want us to enjoy am then say " I do"... Emmm... No gbenshing before marriage oh tongue
Romance › Re: Anything Wrong About It? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:28pm On Aug 21, 2017
My brother.. New love dey sweet well well, enjoy am while it last cos even the diamonds are no longer forever tongue
Romance › Re: Do You Think MouthAction During Menstration Is Safe ? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:06pm On Aug 21, 2017
Most nigerian men no fit mumu to put mouth for bloody pussy... Many of them never fit put prick inside bloody pussy not to talk of mouth...

Even if I can do it , is to put her blood in mouth and pour everything inside her mouth undecided
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:18pm On Aug 21, 2017
dollytino4real:
y off phone jus because of ursef dont minding others
sorry o grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Guys Hate Menses??? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:17pm On Aug 21, 2017
elegantslayer:
so wat abt guys that don't like to see their babes when the are on deir period,does it mean they don't love d girl
it doesn't mean they don't love their babes... But as for me... I don't see anything wrong with the one I love on her period... Infact, when I was in a relationship, I act even more caring and understanding that period because I know that it sometimes affects their mood...
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:15pm On Aug 21, 2017
dollytino4real:
on ur phone n send me ur fb id so dat i find n see ur pix
hahahha you better text your facebook Id to me... But my Facebook na no go area oh tongue
Romance › Re: Please Help! I'm About To Lose My Girlfriend Because Of This by SmellingAnus(m): 5:04pm On Aug 21, 2017
Oyindidi:
grin na women way be that
I know... Then go annoy you and still wait for you to apologize grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Not Call Themselves Sweet Names Like Ladies Do? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:04pm On Aug 21, 2017
thepussyhunter:
bro so personally you like the goat, bastar.d, fooli.sh mad man, imbeci.le. Mumu, cow etc your fellow man calls you abi?
I prefer my fellow man to call me mumu than to call me sweetheart, although the kind of friends I get, most of them no go fit call me names like mumu etc
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:02pm On Aug 21, 2017
dollytino4real:
u be man ashy
hahahhaha you too funny o... Why you come talk like this na
Romance › Re: I Need Candid Advice!! by SmellingAnus(m): 4:58pm On Aug 21, 2017
Evaberry:
is it a must you attend same church with his family


is it not the same god all of u r serving
I wonder o... Just now she don even dey control the poor dude... Na so e dey take start...
Romance › Re: Please Help! I'm About To Lose My Girlfriend Because Of This by SmellingAnus(m): 4:55pm On Aug 21, 2017
Oyindidi:
Na only sex be una problem? Una no get problem be that.

You love her more and she's taking advantage of that.
and many girls know how to take advantage of a guy that is madly in love with them grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Guys Hate Menses??? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:52pm On Aug 21, 2017
Well, if I truly love the babe, it's nothing...

Truth is that some guys that claim to hate it have even fuckedddd a bloody pussy without condom grin...lol... Was I too naughty grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Not Call Themselves Sweet Names Like Ladies Do? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:48pm On Aug 21, 2017
Lol... Any man wey him follow man call sweet names... Know say him village don remember am....
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:28pm On Aug 21, 2017
dollytino4real:
ur phone is off since morning
you are right, I didn't know you were going to call... Just felt like... Not in the mood for calls today but if I had known you were going to call I would have gladly waited for it then turn it off after your call cool
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:13pm On Aug 21, 2017
dollytino4real:
ok so y did u stop
it's just a break... Between 2007 to 2010 I also took break grin and resumed with full force... grin now I dey another break grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Asking For My Facebook Logging Details, What Should I Do?? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:11pm On Aug 21, 2017
sirfee:
The thing tire me self,it is very good to be foolish when you are young,you would learn your lessons the hard way.I'm very happy now,I don't have a heart for love anymore,I don't even believe in marriage.


Na fling sure pass,I'm always with CD(Durex) like mtn.I've lost 2 homies because of women.Some women are evil bruv.


Rip Monday and Taye
oh..
Sorry for the loss... I think I still have heart for love but with my brain intact... If not, I for don suffer more heart breaks after my only heartbreak in 2005... The marriage thing sef dey almost unavoidable at some point... But never expect much from any woman...
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Asking For My Facebook Logging Details, What Should I Do?? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:06am On Aug 21, 2017
sirfee:
grin Been there,done that..my first babe in life taught me a better lesson,she was busy sleeping with my friend who later became my enemy due to communal/block war.Someone I was foolishly planning to marry,the funniest part is that I promised not to have sex with her till marriage.



They no dey tell man,if snake bite you,you go dey run for worm.
hahahhaha your own na tripple wahala for dead body.... 1. You no sleep with her... 2. Na your friend she go sleep with... 3. She still break your heart as a result of lifestyle... Lol... You really went through terrible times ...
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Asking For My Facebook Logging Details, What Should I Do?? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:51am On Aug 21, 2017
sirfee:
100% correct,change is the only constant thing in life.Humans especially women are manipulative,deceptive and dynamic.


I don't listen to love songs,team hardcore raps,the guy must be a fan of blues or love songs like west life,Joe etc.The guy fit be yahoo guy self,he don see new " maye" to grind.
hahaha, anyway, I know say na heartbreak dey wait for am...
Properties › Re: How To Avoid Being Scam When Buying Land In Port Harcourt by SmellingAnus(m): 8:19am On Aug 21, 2017
Useful piece of information cool
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor Kelvin Ikeduba Celebrates His Birthday Today by SmellingAnus(m): 8:14am On Aug 21, 2017
... I like this guy movies sha...
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:01am On Aug 21, 2017
dollytino4real:
ok u ve spent too much on calls without feedback sorry
Lol... Not at all...
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Asking For My Facebook Logging Details, What Should I Do?? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:58am On Aug 21, 2017
sirfee:
Thank you for this comment, I pity some guys...


The pvssy is not ours,it is just our turn,we are just shareholders.
exactly bro... My Psychology lecturer ones told us in class that that "... If you think that your wife cannot cheat on you then you must be very stupid"... It's almost a perfect statement...

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