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2BB4CB3E:
read ur post bro lmao ure evil but ure saying the truth!

but seriously is there any need, girls are like all those religiously blind church goers that believe any nonsense

till the pastor is exposed and they change church again!!!

replace church with boyfriend and you will get my point!

Lol... Hahaha I do... But girls in many cases are the architect of their heart breaks... By the way I loved your stories on the other thread because its as if you were writing an autobiography for me it's just that mine is filled with more perversion so I can't afford to write it down here .... Nice stories, good write-ups, looking forward to your next write-up and please mention me...

Kenneth205 it's smellinganus and not smellyanus.... Anyway nice selection of beautiful Nairanders.. You are one of those that deserve to be called MR. Nairaland... No controversies surrender you... All the best to your team...

Curvysola your friend David being an expert like me is right in this thread however, for someone like you that desires to get married possibly soon , this particular thread may not all that be applicable to you... Just go to the thread below and understand this fact so that you don't waste your time thinking you have time.. https://www.nairaland.com/3046021/romancelanders-females-wake-up-reality

TrapQueen77:
I dunno wat to say ooo... My brain is not functioning atm.



Maybe my bestie SmellingAnus can help u out

Babzilla, it actually depends on what you want but if I were you, I will still be friends with her from a distance, at least to help me get over the feelings I have built for her... Another thing is that she may not want you far away from her... Just be her friend bro and get a new babe not out of desperation or sympathy but a new babe that you feel you could stay long in a relationship with... I bet you this your friend may later come back to you but pls don't break the heart of your new babe to be because of your friend...

obiorathesubtle:



Gburugburu.. Nna.. Immediately I saw this one, my red cap fell from my head!


Jisos klayss!


Smellinganus are you see what am saw?

Slyisaac nwanne.. Nna.. Ihukwa

hahaha it's a common thing in this Generation... We can as well call this Generation the Generation of nude pictures...

Kenneth205:
Thank you sir! You made my day!

welcome bro... Lets just say my soul connects with yours...

Kenneth205:
Yes boss!

keep it up bro... I just realized this night that you are the person I am suppose to support unfortunately I already gave my word to a close friend to pick who I will support.... But be rest assured that you have my vote at least to the finals... We have never communicated before but this is my choice kenneth205... All the best bro...

kossyablaze:
Seen...clarified

render public apology ... Open thread and apologize

halfricanadian:
I am a guy

If i have my d*ck i will pull it out nd piss on u op

replied u... Havent seen you reply

TrapQueen77:
There's only 3 persons gone win the race bobo

It's Me Myself and I remember my name....

ok Boo... It's better we save our energy now cos that my twin is waiting for when we will all be asleep so that he will be the last person to comment...

TrapQueen77:
And u think by thanking me eh u will win?

hahaha honestly this didn't cross my mind but now that you have said it then I may change my tactics

TrapQueen77:
He overheard our juicy conversations now he wants to see who's ur talking to tats y I need to grilled up and put barb wire in our room so he will stop peeping on us

now I understand Boo... Thanks..

TrapQueen77:
This is the only room we have atm

Who gone win the race?

smellymouth so you were staring at my wife's ass, please don't peep again o

Nairalanddiary:
Dude, i will expose you too. Mr TrapQueen77 is a MAN. stop deceiving yourself.

hahaha ok... Please expose me....

Nairalanddiary:
This Man TrapQueen77 was previously banned on Nairaland. Came back and registered June 16th 2016 as a female. Oga, we know u. You have been exposed.

so you believed that stuff of yesterday.... She is a woman... You can go to my thread and see the birthday thread I opened for her, you will also see comments by those that know her very well like I do...

TrapQueen77:
oohh well seems I have an early retirement on this mata

not at all Boo... I think it's stress/work that is causing it....just try to relax and feel like all is okay

TrapQueen77:
What's Esperanto?
I think due to I am ageing boo.. the flower is getting dry

oh it's mistake Boo... I wanted to say especially... By the way even women up to 40 , 45 50 still enjoy sex and get Hot too and you not there yet...

Smellymouth:
smellinganus, this your Iyawo wants to shock all my body

hahahhahah don't mind her... She doesn't know that there is no light in Nigeria so she can't possibly shock your body...

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahah.... As long the wolves are keep chasing the wild cats there will always be a fight...

Kids will be kids and adults wud be like " "

hahahhah very true Boo... Hahahha

TrapQueen77:
Damn! I don't even have the urge to do it.. Wud u believed even my wildest imaginations can't get me h0rny ooo...

I think I'm so rusty now smh

hahahha sometimes it happens that way Esperanto with the females Boo but for the guys sometimes it's so difficult to even Cum .. just relax, you will be there when you are more relaxed and less busy but you know you are very busy...

TrapQueen77:
The sex guru tat never sleeps

Yeah I saw the thread this morning already and all I read was the e-fights
Oh well maybe nxtime then.

yea Boo... Anyway the e-fight is kind of entertaining to me .... I was just laughing all through althout I wish that this forum could be more peaceful...

Smellymouth:

hahahahha

TrapQueen77:
So u think u won huh??


Btw, it's been 2wks already I never jerked off boo... Is this normal?

hahahha yea thought I won... Wow... Quite a long time but I still think it's normal, maybe if you stay over one/two months then that will look abnormal...

What a day....

TrapQueen77:
Nope I didn't coz smellinganus didn't post his picture as well

hahahahha I actually saw that thread late this morning arount 4am... Anyway it's past now... Good morning Boo...

halfricanadian:
lol tanx tho

thanks, I saw it exactly around 4:10am today and I say congrats because you were the first person to make me smile today... I have replied you though...

halfricanadian:
cup cake mi

... By the way I am retiring to bed now... Sent you a PM, you can reply it or ignore it... Whichever way it was nice having this conversation with you.... Sweet dreams my Lady...

halfricanadian:
Why ur signature?

ok a person like me fit dis line

I aint a regular b*tch so wen n*ggas see me dey jump on my d*ck

point of correction , whether you are regular or irregular... You are not a b.tch to me but a Lady (My Lady)... As for the lines, what ever you make of it is ok witht me... ..

Moz22:
2 points actually..not a point.

Lol.

Ok bro...

halfricanadian:
Cos a person like me is hard to come by

ok... Then we are both privileged because a person like me is also hard to come by

Thebachelor:
Very funny,cos l'm the op. .

interesting.... Let's still assume I believe you then...