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Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:48pm On Jul 09, 2016
I can still hear the soft southern wind in the live oak tree
Romance › Re: I Swear Konji Na Bastard by SmellingAnus(m): 10:43pm On Jul 09, 2016
Conji hardly last more than four days but those four days could look like forever.... Just endure bro... My sympathy
Romance › Re: What Is The Worst Reply To "I LOVE YOU" ? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:35pm On Jul 09, 2016
Thank you....
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:01pm On Jul 09, 2016
Just thinking about you even when I dont want to...
Romance › Re: If You Are Recognize Here God Has Recognize You If Not You Are Of The Devil.. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:57pm On Jul 09, 2016
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I recognize my odA paddys, boy frnds and man frnds

Smellymouth
Smellyanus[/quote]thanks hunnie kiss @ naughtynaughty
Romance › Re: If You Are Recognize Here God Has Recognize You If Not You Are Of The Devil.. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:54pm On Jul 09, 2016
Smellymouth:
Thank you mentoGen gentleman and ladies gentlewomen ( except hateu2 undecided)

I wanna recognize

Sandoski
Obiorathesubtle aka Alhaji Money
Airsultan
Olihilistic
Slyisaac
Ellacute45
SmellingAnus ( my twinnie)
Kirchofff
KingRex1
Iykekelvins
Demiladegold
Hateu2 naughtynaughty
Lsofdk

the best twinnie on earth cool cool cool
Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone Whose Name Is Endurance?? by SmellingAnus(m):
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Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 6:32pm On Jul 09, 2016
HateU2:
[code][/code]Oh smello sorry hun, how are u dearie?
I'm good all thanks to Naughtynaughty that has been very caring... Anyway missed hearing from you dear...
Romance › Re: Man Exposed Lady He Had Sex With (PHOTO) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:41pm On Jul 09, 2016
Trapqueen77 Boo... Was he giving her compliment or what? undecided
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:44pm On Jul 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
win what baba
this pointless game on his thread...
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:19pm On Jul 09, 2016
Fmartin:
i was beaten by one prefect back in secondary school coz i use to play with his crush
hahhaa sorry o... Guys could be so mean.... Even in the university some guys have failed courses just because they are close to a particular girl that the lecturer is interested in, the worst part is if the girl has refused to give in to the man...
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2016
McBrooklyn:
If you try am next time and dem catch you dem go use better knife comot that your pr*ck and dem go con create a thread here for Nairaland titled "See the guy pr*ck I cut today wey he dey use kpansh my babe" grin grin
hahahahha I no do again... I don retire for those kpanshing things till further notice
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 3:03pm On Jul 09, 2016
HateU2:
i'm also boreddddddddd!



Okay, lemme express myself here.

I hate you lalasticlala! Yes, I do undecided
Naughtynaughty, I loff u kiss. Thanks 4 bin d sis my mama no gimme cheesy.

Sandoski, you are pretty girl. Chai, don't just date any guy oo. Make sure he's handsome.


Smellymouth, when are u getting marriedhuh U r getting old bro.


Stfuareug0d, don't even know wat to say to u undecided. Go jorrrrrrrrrrr

Kingrex1, you too dey here cheesy. Smelly is a bad influence cheesy


Oya, i'm done!
I can see how caring you are undecided
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:00pm On Jul 09, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Bruh, You be badt guy ah swear! grin grin


If you try am next time and luck no dey your side, dem go too flog you
cheesy cheesy
my brother.... I was just fortunate o.... That her guy no good at all.... But the girl kept coming back for more and my dick couldn't say no...
Romance › Re: Confession Time...... by SmellingAnus(m): 2:50pm On Jul 09, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Come hop in my love... Spill the beans tongue
hahaha my previous sexual life is like fiction, difficult to believe... I will only observe Boo...
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:36pm On Jul 09, 2016
Was dating this girl and we broke up without having sex... Her next guy deflowered her and he was a very bad boy (cultist) feared by many because if he sees you standing with her he will beat you.. this my ex started visiting me and we were have good sex whenever she comes , and her guy got a hint of it although she denied it but he came and threatened me but I kept fuckkking her so he invited another cultist and they stopped me and he reported me to his other cultist that is possibly higher in rank than him, fortunately for me it was a guy that asked of financial favour from me sometime in the past and I assisted him so he returned the favour and told the guy that if I am the one that there is nothing they can do and that he should let me be... Both of them had a little argument/quarrel before I left them but I kept fuckingg her till I left that area and I later heard she got married to the guy, one day she even called me and wanted us to see, I had to turn her down cos I no dey do married woman....
Romance › Re: Confession Time...... by SmellingAnus(m): 2:34pm On Jul 09, 2016
Observing grin
Romance › Re: Confession Time...... by SmellingAnus(m): 2:32pm On Jul 09, 2016
sinaj:
I go tell u wen I cum grin
Lol...
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:24pm On Jul 09, 2016
Smellymouth:
Instead of naughtynaughty to win am, make lalasticlala win am grin

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/No-nope-not-refuse.gif
hahhahah na my darling she be o...
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:14pm On Jul 09, 2016
Smellymouth:
Baba, na me go win am tongue
I know say na you and NaughtyNaughty get plans to win am but make una no worry, one neutral person like me go win am... grin
Romance › Re: Cheating And Forgiveness by SmellingAnus(m): 2:10pm On Jul 09, 2016
Hello Love Onstenlly , are you on bbm? If yes let me add you...
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:46am On Jul 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
kiss kiss kiss kiss



Aarrrggg finally I can sleep well now
kiss kiss kiss
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:34am On Jul 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
awwwww cry cry cry u just broke my heart d more.. I wunt forgive u for making me lonely all dis while cry cry
on my knees saying please forgive me, I can't stop loving you...
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:23am On Jul 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
awww honey u didn't u tell me..
Aswr it was love at first sight.. I roff u too dat day. Y did u have to punish me dis much by not telling me cry tot I wasn't gud enof fr u cry
you are more than good enough for me love, I was only scared of being rejected so I had to go home and hold my pillow as if you were the one...
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:15am On Jul 09, 2016
Smellymouth:
grin angry
nobody in particular... Seen none on NL apart from that one that you know about and I wasn't referring to her... cool
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:09am On Jul 09, 2016
Smellymouth:
shocked shocked

Cc:: ??
CC: Nobody.... grin
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:06am On Jul 09, 2016
I wish I could go back to the very first day I saw you, should have made my move when you looked into my eyes....
Romance › Re: Why Women Can't Resist Bad Boys by SmellingAnus(m): 10:51pm On Jul 08, 2016
Fuckgrats curvysola
Romance › Re: Dairy Of A Cheater True stories!!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:46pm On Jul 08, 2016
curvysola:
you amaze me honestly!
do and come back to abuja I WANT TO MEET YOU
nice you are already in love with this good guy.... Good for you.... I hope you win him fro. Other women
Romance › Re: Dairy Of A Cheater True stories!!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:43pm On Jul 08, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
turned to observe if the fruit inside observed what was happening but she was busy covering up inside duvet, i told her that i was coming and closed the door behind me!
the my girlfriend started crying and talking loud, my nebo came talked preached, advised , begged for where! when he got tire he left us, at this point she was holding my shorts that she got me that i should remove it, started saying many things RATED-R and i was just quiet one girl in my compound has a friend that has a big ass, that one entered the compound and saw me and her, at that point i wanted to die because i have been timing that babe( still got her sha) well so she sat on my lap and was asking what hasnt she done for me?
that why am i ungrateful! and really she was perfect but........... i dont just know jor, will ask my pastor....................... back to the story after a while her big yansh was hurting my lap, it was becoming numb, so i wanted to stand up, cause we were heading nowhere!
she was like she wants to enter the room and see the girl, i was like but we broke up! lol benin girl: she said break up? used her hands to give me waka while pressing her palm with waka on my face! that i will kill her before we will break up!
so i went into the room to ask the other chick, if she could come in? that one was a classy better girl and she was like who is she ?( in British english) what does she want?
i was like she is obsessed with me lmao (the only lie i could think of)
she turned and went back to sleep, i acted like emeka ike and kissed the back of her neck and said ï love you" she didnt answer me
well i opened the door!
allowed the other chick to enter.................
interesting... Go on bro
Romance › Re: Dairy Of A Cheater True stories!!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 7:17pm On Jul 08, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
Arrived lagos!
Something funny happened at the airport in abuja!
There was this girl that I saw men she was on point! So I made sure I got the ticket after hers! I even asked if we are on the same section! The woman said the girls seat is the window seat I was like no p! As long as am sitting next to her! The lady laughed but that's her cup of tea! While waiting I saw her talking with her dad! In my mind I was like old man! Must you follow her to the airport!
When people started boarding! I had to make a quick call! So i walked away! On getting back I got mentol for myself, fresh breath smoother lines
Then I was directed to my seat!
And that's how I saw her dad sitting next to the window! Said goodmorning with annoyance and sat down
I am still following your stories bro...
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Trapqueen77 by SmellingAnus(op): 5:26pm On Jul 08, 2016
MrCork:
but how u sure TRAPQUEEN is a female?...no picture undecided
trust me she is female... I communicate with her almost on daily basis through what'sapp and some times through calls...

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