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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:10pm On Jul 12, 2016
samhay:
Make I bring out my notepad.

I must write down dis important point.

Thanks
ok bro.. nice...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:39am On Jul 12, 2016
samhay:
I will like to be like you wen I grow up
it's easy to be like us ,the problem is to have a girl like us... But it's possible if only both of you can focus on each other's strength instead of weakness...
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Wen A Girl Makes It Obvious That She Likes A Guy He Starts Formin by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30am On Jul 12, 2016
The problem is that there was probably a good guy that needed your attention but just as many girls will do, they prefer what is far away from them or the bad boy as you called it in your previous thread ... That's the world for you... Those we need, sometimes don't need us and those we don't need, sometimes needs us... I am happy I have long left such life and I can't be a victim of such foolishness again...
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:20am On Jul 12, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
cheesy oya na.. I agree.. Thayinkiyu saah..


Oya.. Just dy look her if she wan raise hEr hand.. No talk o.. Just look.. cheesy
no worry I no go talk... I go only write grin
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:36am On Jul 12, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
undecided Ojoro make me rich.. Wush kyn sense you wan employ?
I no want that girl to slap you cos she fit do am o... No worry I dey watch both of una because once I remove my eyes una fit go fight...
Events › Re: Nigerian, Constance Onyeka Weds In A Wheelchair (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:32am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
I can take slyisaac and oliholistic with me on ur wedding day? grin this is the biggest feast in PH
sure they are my brothers so they are all expected to be there...
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:29am On Jul 12, 2016
Please don't slap anybody... Infact I will checking on this thread every day to make sure that there is peace cos I am the peacemaker
Events › Re: Nigerian, Constance Onyeka Weds In A Wheelchair (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:22am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin aaawww... Beautiful wedding ..



If smellinganus will get married I will surely fly down to PH to witness the great wedding of the century grin grin
kiss you will be my super special guest kiss...
Romance › Re: Dairy Of A Cheater True stories!!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:16am On Jul 12, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
will post somtin today!
ok bro cool
Romance › Re: Dairy Of A Cheater True stories!!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:46am On Jul 12, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
Have seen some hausa girls with massive loads but most are too cagey
and are always wearing their local clothes, cant be seen with a girl wearing wrapper na!
when i get to abuja i will do some hunting!
even some that wear jeans self still cover their head,
i have only been with a hausa girl once and she was from kaduna state!
been waiting for updates bro... Just let us know when you are done with this thread
Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone Who's Sextape Is Om The Internet? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:17am On Jul 12, 2016
Yes I can... Besides there many girls that are married that still have their sex tapes in the hands of their ex lovers ... Some even make sex tapes with their lovers after marriage...
Romance › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics by SmellingAnus(m): 9:13am On Jul 12, 2016
Lovely... Wishing you a fruitful union... You are a good thing and may your Husband to be get that favour that comes from having a wife....
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:06am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
I'm juz so lucky to have u kiss kiss kiss
same here Boo... kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Stfuareyougod!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:00am On Jul 12, 2016
Happy birthday bro... Wishing you many more successful years...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:42am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Remember boo nobody believed us tat were bestfwenz grin

But who cares ryt? I got ur back Mr. Handsome & sexxy tongue
yea Boo... Sometimes what cannot be understood is often criticized... Boo infact, you are my Nairaland cool
Family › Re: Married People In The House. Please Help by SmellingAnus(m): 8:37am On Jul 12, 2016
Freaknasty:
Thank you. What strategy do you suggest?
a good plan per say... You already know your target participants, I believe you should have an idea of the particular resort and location you need to take these couples to ( it could be a resort at Calabar or whereever you have chosen. Timing too maybe important but not too important, you could decide to make it during thread festive seasons or during major holidays, you need to know where to get your identified target participants and the medium of communication you intend to use to get to them, if it's tru flyers, mass media (radio, television etc) obviously is something that should be well planned out from the beginning to the end especially in terms of the amount of finances that will be involved. You also need a team to help share more viable ideas with and for a near perfect implementation... To summarize, just have a good well written out plan..
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:22am On Jul 12, 2016
samhay:
Oh! That's so sweet of u guys.
God bless you both
Amen Samhay, thanks for your prayers.... You are good...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:16am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Did we hijacked the thread? grin

Expect more bombing in some other threads.. Boo & I we're everywhere wink
hahaha well said Boo... @ samhay we are just honestly crazy bestfriends that will make the likes of Romeo and Juliet look like armature lovers....
Family › Re: Married People In The House. Please Help by SmellingAnus(m): 8:06am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
I'm not married either but if smellinganus is going then maybe I'm going too as long there's booze & fries my kinda thing to chill out grin
good thoughts/ideas by the 0P especially now that the divorce rate is high... But the Op needs a very good strategy to achieve this
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:35am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Come be my VIP client... I'll show u what tantra is wink
wow... You are driving me crazy with this Tantra stuff... In fact I am on my way... I need to receive it from the best and you the best...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:29am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Hahahahhaha grin


Yeah I'm at my work now.. All set and done. Now juz waiting for the clients cool
I am coming there now... I need special services from you.. grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:13am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
I do.. Ofcurz ur my best man. Ur very important to me. Hope nxtime when i make another thread for u the antispam bot won't get jealous again grin seems he's my ex...
I will cut of the dick of that anti-spam bot... I know Boo... You are so important to me too Boo... Left the house?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:03am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Haahhah.... Isn't this the way I replied u on whatsapp? grin
it is Boo... I mean you reply me as if you do receive notification from nairaland
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:59am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Still wide awake ey ? grin I'm wondering wat u were doing in this cold weather night when almost everyone fell asleep already tongue
hahhaha ...Boo the weather is so cold ... You are so fast in replying...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:53am On Jul 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin I know if I can't see u at the back door, ur juz here on nl playing around
hahaha kiss good morning love...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:17am On Jul 12, 2016
mapet:
I'm fortunate I'm married to someone who's not into film as well. We both love live stage drama.......then we have this big TV with all gadgets set up in our room, which makes us lazy. Even when we watch films, which in most cases we're on the bed, we tend to drift fast.

Now I love to watch my films in weird places, Airports for starters when I am waiting either to catch a plane or connecting flights. Another is wee hours of the night/morning, like 2am.......

But I have few firm rules in the sitting room -
1. I own the remote control and the TV, when I'm there.
2. Live football matches cannot be traded with any other film or program
3. It is useless trying to discuss any issue with me during football, especially when Barca or Nigerian team is playing
nice one bro... You are the real man...
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Girl That Almost 10 Of Your Friend Had Sex With Before ? by SmellingAnus(m):
She must be very sweet then for ten of my friends to have her.... Why not? I can marry her , many have done worse things including sleeping with many old married men and having several abortions etc ... Sometimes we have too look beyond the bee to get the honey...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:14pm On Jul 11, 2016
mapet:
This is me you just described
really that's serious... But why can't they understand when a guy is just not into certain things...
Romance › Re: What Did You See At First When You Opened This Thread? Be Sincere! by SmellingAnus(m): 3:32pm On Jul 11, 2016
Berlyn:
hahahaha no be only crush na crash grin
is my mobile so boring that you had to mention it undecided
Romance › Re: What Did You See At First When You Opened This Thread? Be Sincere! by SmellingAnus(m): 3:22pm On Jul 11, 2016
Berlyn:
lolz smellingAnus nkor nd lot more grin grin
stop crushing on the name undecided
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 3:17pm On Jul 11, 2016
demiladegold:
and you are still replying

iffablow you ehn
oh I am sorry, I will try not reply you again
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:14pm On Jul 11, 2016
demiladegold:
why are you thanking me now
I just want you to win this game

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