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Oyindidi:
tiobra?

emi o.... I no know say you like darkness o

Oyindidi:
Off, I'm shy

sister the Sister

fartkay:
Kenny roger comes into my mind
the song says
we can turn the key n lock the world outside the door, I see u so now
common let go now
take off your shoe
*turn out the light * n
love me tonight .

best comment of the year to me... Simply because you mentioned a Country musician and I am a Country Music fan... In the words of Don.. Williams.... " I'm just a Country boy"....

sexybbstar:
Shaved of course! Why should a lady be going around with forest?

Lol... Thats because, she knows that there are good guys like me that prefer hairy pussy

Dimples129:
It depends on my mood, the time of the month and the man's skills. If all those are favourable then my demand is higher than my man's need...

nice...

justiniyke29:
i think say u get phd for dis matter?

no be for the disabled o

Lol...

justiniyke29:
let me call some gurus here, if u hear ur name pls stand up. gofwanne, smellinganus. This Ladies Need Ur Expert Touch

this their matter pass me o maybe na Mr. cucumber fit help them

Congratulations to you guys... Have a fruitful union...

Make I go look for my nairaland wife...

Those girls that slept with other people's husband, be ready cos these girls are coming for your husbands

dingbang:
na the way my brother.. I applied this method on an ex, she was all "no no no...don't please"..., I was like.. Ok na.. Shebi na the same bed we dey sleep... She will come and try to cuddle me on bed...I go just do like say I no dey interested... I no even send sef...

Carry myself go sleep for another bed for my room because I get two mattress, she come be like.. Shuoo.. Come dey beg me to come sleep with am... Lmao... Yeyebrity.. Na she come finally come sleep with me for my own bed...

hahahahaha I know say you talk am from experience... Me sef... It takes a well experienced guy/man to say what you said.... Thumbs up... As for me... I don over experience am... Op you better apply this ...

dingbang:
Patience bro... Don't beg her again.... Don't even touch her...

Op listen to this advice..... By the way... Never be desperate for sex or at least dont let her know about your desperation to have sex with her if not you may become a victim of manipulation .... Op, you can get to a level where she will be the one to even initiate the sexual activity... For now, listen to what this my brother said....

Lol... After the sex comes the sleep....

Lol... Maybe she is right

TemmyTee82:
Lol. Smelling anus first looked for my trouble na. No I was not with NCCF. You have a special interest in NCCF?

yea... Ok dear... Lol... I don't look for the trouble of females on nairaland ....

TemmyTee82:
And you're not afraid to smell Jesus corper's anus? What is this world turning into?

I'm done with service.

Lol... And you are not afraid to tell smellinganus to smell your anus... What year did you finish? Did you hold any position with NCCF...

TemmyTee82:
It does. I use scented water to clean up. You can come and smell it if you doubt.

Lol... I will gladly do that... are you currently serving ? ( Jesus Corper) ?

TemmyTee82:
Because your own anus is smelly abi?

nah... Because your anus has a pleasant aroma especially after defecation...

sinaj:
I haf miss u too.

Uve bin on low key lately

very true dear... Sometimes I revert back to the introvert that I am to hibernate ...

Realitycheck007:
Thanks Mister, I love her and I just came here to seek advice on how to tell her and treat her

welcome bro...

I bin wan talk but I come remember something

Lol... Truth is that, there will always be a reason why we may not want a particular lady, so also there will always be a reason why despite other short comings, we still want a particular lady... It solely depends on what you feel you can't live without or what is most important to you...

On a lighter note... What if you meet another girl that wakes up early but she has a smellingpussy, you will still come to nairaland to complain to us

Dimples129:
I feel nothing towards her

Yeah, never had a reason to quote you before. That comment just tickled me that I had to reply.

I just hope you will come across more tickling comments by me

Putit... Following... Please mention me whenever you are about to write a new story that is non-fictional ...

Dimples129:
That's really insulting

What if she is the person on her dp and what if she ain't joking and this is her personality

In your attempt to flatter her, you have offended her

Lol... Obviously you don't like her... even if she is the one on her dp, my instincts tells me she is much more intelligent than what she portrays on romanceland... By the way... Hi... I guess this is the first time I am mentioning you..

I doubt if you are the one on your dp... Besides... Something tells me you are much more intelligent than what you currently portray...

sinaj:
She haf cum back o

hey sweetie... Missed you...

dollytino4real:
make u no use fork kil ur wife

hahhahah after Baba God and Money... Nothing sweet pass when person when cum ... But I still be virgin this year sha... Really happy for that...

dollytino4real:
some to-to get honey while sum get thorns

na true talk sha... Some toto fit make person cum quick, others , you go fuc.k tire and you no go cum quick....

dollytino4real:
smellinganus see ur village boy

Lol... The boy na mumu... Because of ordinary toto wey full everywhere

Lol... Politicians no go kill me o... Na now BuBu dey wake up