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Romance › Re: 10 Year Old Rich Boy Dating 22-year-old Famous Pretty Model Buys Her iPhone X by SmellingAnus(m): 11:49am On Dec 30, 2017
Lol... The way girls lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: I Pity Ladies Engaging In Anal Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 9:22am On Dec 30, 2017
Nosimmoni:
Hmmmm, I no holy pass sha

I have done it, yes anal sex with my ex, here's how it happened,

One day we were having sex and I told her I'd like to try it and she was Godforbid not me, I will never do that blah blah blah!!
So on a good night we were having sex, in the doggy style position then I use my finger to caress her asshole watching her reaction, to my suprise she didn't say anything so I continued then I grabbed cream, lots of it, then I was fingering her ass gently, she didn't say anything, just little shocks, then I rubbed enough cream on my dick and then enterred her gently, she jerked, and I was going slowly until I stopped.
Then I asked her how she felt about it, she said she didn't like it, she even bled a little.
The next day we tried it again, she began to like it, that was how she began to enjoy it, so much so that she begs me for f**k her in her ass almost all the time, na me come dey say no, because it was so intense that it makes me cum on time, plus she get very big nyansh ontop, she liked it and even enjoyed it more than me, me sef come dey fear, I don teach person pikin bad thing, she even threatened me that after spoiling her like this that who am I going to leave her for? And she was always clean except on 2 occasions, no shit, honestly I don't know she does it. I loved that girl sha.....
So my point is, anal can be fun, can be intense, not everybody knows how to do it, not everybody will enjoy it, not everybody should try it. Different strokes for different folks. Don't judge.
you are very honest... Keep it up....
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 9:06am On Dec 30, 2017
dollytino4real:
virgin 20l7
I go soon give myself award...
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 9:04am On Dec 30, 2017
Spaxon:
Depends on how I control my hormones
ok dear I feel you grin
Forum Games › Re: Let's Chat Using Emojis..... by SmellingAnus(m): 9:02am On Dec 30, 2017
Spaxon sad sad
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 10:48pm On Dec 29, 2017
Spaxon:
And you're still alive
Lol... What should kill me... Don't tell me you can stay without it for one year grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 1:17pm On Dec 29, 2017
dollytino4real:
u need woman whether for totology or others
hahahhahha you dey right sha...
Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:14pm On Dec 29, 2017
Xmen149:
lol,.marriage like a reality tv show,.thats y advice people to date first and pay attention to every little detail,..but reallity is you can never get one with 100 percent of things you want(and remember some can be acquired along the way),..just make sure you have considerable amount of the good side that wont let u shut down when the bad side comes on cheesy...............

but what do i know,shit happens right? cheesy......
hahaha yea poo happens grin many of the married folks don't even enjoy their marriages... Cheating is apparently at its highest level amongst women/men...
Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2017
jessysparkles:
Your last line is actually the fact one has to fall in love using the head not just the heart.
true talk dear...
Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:24pm On Dec 29, 2017
jessysparkles:
yimu...both of you never chichumtin when find your match now you will be doing love in Tokyo upandan..
Lol... We also know how to love very well... But the truth is that, in matters of the heart, anything could go wrong at anytime... The babe that claims to love you today may decide to cheat on you tomorrow... Society is so messed up... Any man going into a relationship should have it at the back of his mind that anything can happen....
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 12:15pm On Dec 29, 2017
Spaxon:
Ah egbon

U no see woman pant this year,..

Hunku y na
Lol... Irony of everything, when you decide not to see woman pants, na that time more women go one show you wetin the pant dey cover... That has been my story this year... grin
Romance › Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:14pm On Dec 29, 2017
Mynd44:
Desperately single?

I think the main problem here is that I enjoy my company too much to be bothered
you and I share the same trait here...
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 9:02am On Dec 29, 2017
Spaxon:
Blood of Aubameyang
hahahahah Ayamantanga....
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 8:56am On Dec 29, 2017
Spaxon:
That's the truth.....

But me ayam not dating mbok

I don't haf strength

This my small head wee not cari man palava
hahahhah Gud luck to you then.... As for me... I am happily single... The fact that I have been without sex this year even makes me wonder if I really need a woman lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 8:47am On Dec 29, 2017
Spaxon:
I like ur company too.

And those girls ask bcus they feel insecure.
Who wants to lose her manhuh
In this buharic times
hahhahaha you may be partially right but the girls that feel secured are actually losing their men grin
Romance › Re: Man Holds His Woman "Tight" In Doggie Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by SmellingAnus(m): 8:28am On Dec 29, 2017
Their life their business... Very creative.... Nice pose.... cool

Make I no turn to hypocrite... I like that style... grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 8:26am On Dec 29, 2017
Spaxon:
bcus u haven't asked the million dollar question
haven't you seen girls taking the bull by the horn when the man in question is too slow grin

Lovely babe... I enjoy your Chats.... cool
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 5:50pm On Dec 28, 2017
Spaxon:
You must get married in 2018 o
Lol... Why didn't you say We sad
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 5:00pm On Dec 28, 2017
Spaxon:
Wbu ?
I am cool... But I feel there is always room for improvement ... So in summary... My NYR is being a better me....
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 4:46pm On Dec 28, 2017
Spaxon:
no resolutions dear, I just wantu keep being me
nice dear...
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 3:58pm On Dec 28, 2017
Spaxon:
issorai....
So better come lemme punch u..

I'll replace the teeth
sad my lovely Queen... How are you doing today... What are your new year resolutions if you have any grin
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To A Nairalander by SmellingAnus(m): 11:34pm On Dec 27, 2017
Oyindidi:
I dedicate one corner to dollyjy, makkydebbe, chiefpiko,obontam, smellingAns, robosy02 and esteembygrin
nice one my Sis... grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 11:32pm On Dec 27, 2017
Spaxon:
have u checked the exchange rates?.
it's 360 naira to a dollar which invariably means it's 432,000 Naira per tooth sad in this Buhari economy angry
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 9:01pm On Dec 27, 2017
Spaxon:
I'll treat you fine...

Just a few gold teeths would replace the original ones...

P.S each gold tooth costs $1500
I am already running for safety sad
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To A Nairalander by SmellingAnus(m): 7:34pm On Dec 27, 2017
dollytino4real:
ok wait am coming
ok o... Ayam waiting...
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To A Nairalander by SmellingAnus(m): 7:31pm On Dec 27, 2017
dollytino4real:
u well so! they said a nairalander. we too many dat is why abi
hahhaaah where your own dedication grin
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To A Nairalander by SmellingAnus(m): 7:01pm On Dec 27, 2017
I prefer to dedicate mine to a non nairalander...



I dedicate "Dear Mama" by Tupac to my Mother...
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 6:57pm On Dec 27, 2017
Spaxon:
I'm maywheather's sister o
hahahha am finished sad
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 3:04pm On Dec 26, 2017
Spaxon:
Oh same to you dearie..

Cheers.
My turkey o
Cheers too... Yea will bring it to Lag grin ... Happy boxing day... Hope you are not a fighter grin

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