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Romance › Re: What Is The Role Of Physical Attractiveness In A Marriage? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:42pm On Jan 03, 2018
tolanibae:
What if i have no intention of flaunting him?
undecided
Romance › Re: How To Eat Ass by SmellingAnus(m): 8:40pm On Jan 03, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Friendship Or Direct Approach, Which Do You Prefer?? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:34pm On Jan 03, 2018
I am very straightforward... I go straight to what I want... Infact the more we become friends the more it's difficult for me to say what I want... I will rather possibly remain distant friends with you if I don't get what I want... In reality, such friendship hardly works except sex wasn't a major consideration when I asked her out grin....
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Should Stop Taking Our Churches Abroad - Daddy Freeze (VIDEO) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:22pm On Jan 03, 2018
Laveda:
Lol okay then. Yeah, I am.
ok dear... cool cool cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Should Stop Taking Our Churches Abroad - Daddy Freeze (VIDEO) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:17pm On Jan 03, 2018
Laveda:
Happy new year to you too. smiley
you better stop being quite... Make sure you are checking on me once in a while o smiley misssed you... Still in Ph?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Should Stop Taking Our Churches Abroad - Daddy Freeze (VIDEO) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:11pm On Jan 03, 2018
Laveda I can see you viewing... Happy New year dear....
Romance › Re: Matured Minds Only. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:40pm On Jan 02, 2018
Op see wetin you show me for this new year undecided
Romance › Re: My Gf Used Her Picture On My Whatsapp Profile Without My Permission by SmellingAnus(m): 6:07pm On Jan 02, 2018
Lol... She is insecure... I am sure your ways are not pure grin Although she was very wrong but she was probably protecting her property/investment from your side chick/s grin
Celebrities › Re: AY Makes His Wife, Mabel His PA At Alibaba January 1st Concert by SmellingAnus(m): 5:47pm On Jan 02, 2018
Nice...
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:26pm On Jan 02, 2018
Eastatlantaniqqa:
Bleep I still played virtual soccer
this your own ennn... Try leave this one o... E even better say na ashawo you go see than Ritual Virtual cheesy ...
Romance › Re: Matters Of The Heart! He Proposed, I Said ‘no’ But Now I Want To Say ‘yes’ by SmellingAnus(m): 4:21pm On Jan 02, 2018
Why do some girls think they can eat their cake and have it all the time undecided

After turning him down in front of his friends and family , you now want him back...
I swear sometimes forgiveness is the most difficult thing to do undecided
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Guma In Benue (Graphic Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:57pm On Jan 02, 2018
Is Nigeria Cursed or what undecided
Family › Re: Life Has Been Unfair To Me by SmellingAnus(m): 8:33pm On Jan 01, 2018
I don't know your beliefs but one thing I learnt from Apostle Johnson Suleman that I will share with you is this...

" WHEN YOUR BACK IS ON THE FLOOR THEN YOUR EYES SHOULD BE ON THE LORD "....

hold God desperately and also try and again and seek for help... Cos, at the end... It shall be according to Luke 21 Vs 13 which says " And it shall turn to you for a testimony."...
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David Oyedepo's Prophecies For 2018 by SmellingAnus(m): 9:59am On Jan 01, 2018
Amen in Jesus Name... Amen...
Food › Re: What Was Your Last Meal For 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 9:53am On Jan 01, 2018
dollytino4real:
hot eba and beta catfish banga soup. happy new year to all my friends sinaj, mrcork, bluntboy,kimcutie, oyindidi and nl husband smellinganus
happy New year my lovely babe... Let me Prophesy to you...

Your Latter will be greater than your past...
And you will be blessed more than you could ask...
Despite all that have been done...
Your best is yet to come,
And your latter will be greater than the rest...
Romance › Re: Wish Five Nairalanders A Happy New Year by SmellingAnus(m): 1:17am On Jan 01, 2018
Happy New year to all nairalanders...
Romance › Re: She Broke Up With Me Yesterday 30th Dec,2017. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:56am On Jan 01, 2018
Tajbol4splend:
Bros this una moniker, shey e good like that for new year, na to 12 we dey o
Lol... Thanks... Happy New year bro...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 31st December 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 12:54am On Jan 01, 2018
dominique:
Yes I am
nice... You must be use to heart break then grin... Anyway... You guys played well but lacked the killer instincts to finish off the game... Happy New year... I guess this is the first time I am quoting you... Will bring you over to Chelsea from Arsenal hopefully... cool...
Romance › Re: 2017 Was A Sex And Alcohol Free Year For Me by SmellingAnus(m): 8:08pm On Dec 31, 2017
Congrats to you bro... Keep it up...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 31st December 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 8:02pm On Dec 31, 2017
dominique:
This is what you get when you field nonchalant players. For almost 80 minutes they played as if they were leading with four goals and were at the top of the table. They underestimated their opponents because they were in relegation. Now that they've seen the results of their nonchalance, will they play with zeal in their next match? I don't think so. Make I no talk too much Wenger out jor
Lol... Spot on... Are you an Arsenal fan
Romance › Re: She Broke Up With Me Yesterday 30th Dec,2017. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:56pm On Dec 31, 2017
makydebbie:
Thanks very much dear. kiss
Happy new year dear.
same to you dear... kiss
Romance › Re: She Broke Up With Me Yesterday 30th Dec,2017. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:15pm On Dec 31, 2017
makydebbie:
I don't understand why you guys are quick to end relationships. Everyone has their own way of reacting to bad news. Imagine her disappointment when her boyfriend said she shouldn't come. In relationships, I've learnt that no one is perfect. And there would be one behavior that you can't tolerate but it works for the other party, her blackmail is to see her boyfriend. Is that too much to ask for?

What I see here is, the lady still loves the guy. She's hoping he'll change his mind and they'll be together. It's her own way of getting what she wants.

Happy new year too darling.
matured comment from you I must confess... Babe... You are getting set for marriage o with this matured mentality... Thumps up to you...
Fashion › Re: Photos Everyone Should Look At Twice Because The Girls’ Clothes Are Painted by SmellingAnus(m): 5:03pm On Dec 31, 2017
dollytino4real:
hw ph
Ph dey miss you
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Ran Into The House After He Saw Their Christmas Turkey by SmellingAnus(m): 5:03pm On Dec 31, 2017
Spaxon:
Hapi Sunday
same to you dear... I know you almost set for Cross over service cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Testimony From India: Delivered From Porn, Long Term Sexual Addiction In 2 Weeks by SmellingAnus(m): 9:32am On Dec 31, 2017
Happy for you...
Fashion › Re: Photos Everyone Should Look At Twice Because The Girls’ Clothes Are Painted by SmellingAnus(m): 4:07am On Dec 31, 2017
dollytino4real:
is he a jjc to ur moniker
me sef Dey wonder... grin
Fashion › Re: Photos Everyone Should Look At Twice Because The Girls’ Clothes Are Painted by SmellingAnus(m): 8:07pm On Dec 30, 2017
Sike:
LOL. SMELLING ANUS??
yea bro... cool every anus smells especially after defecation which makes everyone to have a smellinganus at one point or the other grin cool... Hope I wasn't too blunt with the truth grin
Fashion › Re: Photos Everyone Should Look At Twice Because The Girls’ Clothes Are Painted by SmellingAnus(m): 1:41pm On Dec 30, 2017
So if she spreads her legs wide apart , will it still look painted grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Only!! by SmellingAnus(m): 12:00pm On Dec 30, 2017
jamariwolf2:
huh huh

No emotions attached. A sex machine won't call you a hoe and boast to his friends how he just slay'ed you.
some girls also boast/tell their friends how they slayed the guy... I know of one that told her female friend and I about her sex experience with another guy and how she asked this question to the guy during sex....

Girl: my toto and cornbeef which one sweet pass...

Guy.... Na thisi onee ... (the guy jerked/stammered when replying the girl...)

Surprisingly both girls where just laughing... That was years ago... Didn't know girls gossip about sex that much until then... grin

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