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@uju, sex shld be btw married couples, some guyz knw dat and for the fact tat they are of marriageble age doesnt mean he shld be doing it outside marriage,

why cant u teach him, didnt someone teach u. knowledge shld be transfered from person to person.

@topic, why u think i'm babeless, even virgin gurlz dnt wanna hook up with a virgin guy. talkless of the ones tht have been opened like the lagos ibadan road.

dnt u guyz sleep. u all fucking addicts, and to think the only true dates that's been established with all these time wasting is btw lesbians. Bleep!!!

Ebonyeyes:
Please, Please, Please, you are gassing me up to atmospheric levels Ok Justwise, I will be your forum val

see what i told u the other time, no women can resist a persistent man.

Gabry:
Are u mocking ma Nigerian sista's

If u mock them, that means you are mocking me ooo

ok, just 4 , they are sexy, and sweet, and lovely and they aint problems. _{even dou i know they're not}[s][/s]

and i will take it off my profile. anything for u darling.  

a good wife is one that can cook delicious meals, screw ur brains out, and is programmed to follow instructions with a smile.

_{i know the monkey hunter will come quote me soon}

sounds like they are the only four peeps trapped on an island. oh sorry five, plus u. the observer.

@ ayet, i have told u a monkey is an intelligent, sexy beast. stop hitting on me

@ Gabry, that equation applies only to nigerian women, not an asian goddess like u  

see my link?

Abekeade08:
Chei i don suffer finish. With my sepe sepe figure you still dey call me shapeless?? Look at my profile pic and tell me if i am shapeless.

hmmm, no comment, cos what ever i say doesnt matter

cos u a lesbian, still no good to any nigerian man nau.  

ayettymama:
im a beautifl ekiti gyal with a hot bod!

im sure your not soo pretty

behind your keyboard!

lol. well i got a big belle, sagging bosoms and a bald head

isnt that too pretty for u? and why not show your self like

abeke, maybe i will blive your claims , but till then,

ayettymama:
smooth??

how could u??

just in case u wanna deny

what did i ever do to you, omo yi kilo de

u are hell bent on spoiling my valentine runs sha.  

well can u prove me wrong, aint u nigerian and aint u shapeless?


and just to let u know, Gabry isnt nigerian.

Abekeade08:
Madlady, your bobo should be named smoooth, his poem to you gave me chills up my spine. Hmm which song did he post?? I didnt see any ooh.

@ TKB, yes you have won the right to wunmi. I'll update on the next thread, By the way she is Half naija/Half Carribean-(St. Lucia to be exact.)

Smooth--Gabry b/f don come claim am ooh. I suggest you pick someone lese.

abeke so u think a mad lady is what i deserve right. no vex me abeg.

and the song aint meant for u, _{i tire too any poke nosers for hia sef.}

and which bobo is claiming her again, op he's not going to present a fake contract note too just like ben-10

_{no be say i send valentine sef.}

Abekeade08:
Valentine Match up Recap.

So far we have:

Confirmed Couples

Ebony/BIG DON JUSTWISE- Justwise is in loff ooh

Abekeade/platinum-----) Hottest Couple

Uju/Whitelexi------) Hot val couple

tbaba/Uniqued----)Hot couple

Ayettymama/galatico---) potential triple sin with jacquan since ayetty is still lusting after him. Don't know how glatico would feel  about sharing his girl

Hbabe/Chidi- Chidi after much searching got one of the most wanted Babes on NL--) Chidi, them dey try steal your babe this morning agin ooh

Dadidylan/Amaka-----) 190 just got kicked to the curb Undecided Undecided- Horniest couple


Scobby/madlady---) sweetest proposal on NL from Scobby. [/color]  

404eater/mannylex/gemmeg/chibaby------) Chibaby, Abeg make your choice today ooh.

Adusol/ Tope--------After much begging, and fighting with Raswagga- Adusol won this bout. Tongue

Raswagga/Mamagee--------) Glory be to Jesus, Raswagga got a girl and a hot one too.

Harrypotter/Kunbee-----) proposal yet to be accepted by Kunbee Kunbee where are you sef??

Gabry/Tony---) [b]She accepted after a lot of love poems and songs.[/b]

Waiting for Acceptance

Charles316/ val proposal to Tope----) Tope would you like to change your val like Amaka?

Tkb/r231/Wunmi---) Wunmi will come and settle this tonite

Eyoniggar/ice----) still waiting for an answer from Ice

Baybootz/Val proposal to Ben10---) Still waiting from a response from Ben Baybootz, you still dey wait for this bobo wey neva show?

Nana----) I think Daylea is really sorry, give him a second chance na Daylea we need a hot song dedication from youtube for Nana ooh.

Daylea/?? Still Searching ( got caught cheating and got kicked to the curb) [color=#990000]Hopefully Nana will forgive you, cos I think Bigrod is about to take over

)Ben/??-------)abeg answer baybootz jare


Still Searching


(m) Delgasky- Still Searching

(m) pataki/?? Still searching

(m) Fbs/?? Still searching

(m) Hardbody/?? Still searching-Hbabe was looking for you yesterday, but dude you were too late, so you lost her to Chidi, and I know Chidi aint letting go

(f) popegirl----Searching for a guy or girl val

(m)jaybee/?? Still searching

(f) Moyola/?? Still searching

(m) Kokonets/?? Still searching

(f) Tanimz---)  See fine babe, NL bobos, make una ask na

(m) Doyin13/?? Still searching ( big mouth / no luck)

(m) Jacquan/?? Hottest Guy On Nairaland not hooked up yet. chei

(f) Ibakaye??Still  Searching- Fine Ibkaye is still searching

(f) Choigo/?? Still Searching---) Can't belive poular Chiogo neva get man sha

(f) Oyinda/------) I think Bawomolo was using style to ask her. Oyinda, do you accept?

(f) Stillwater/?? after much fighting between R231 and TKB, Still water didnt choose anyone status-Still searching

(m) bk_bayee90/??-  Still Searching      

(m) Smooth/??Still Searching---) Smooth needs to update his smooth skills and get himself a girl

(m) Follypimpi/??Still Searching-- ( big mouth/no luck)

(m) Rooney/??----Drank too much Haterade and cant choose anyone- Still Drinking haterade with no luck

(m) Milkan08----) Back on thread and still searching

(m) 190----Back to still searching status, after being railroaded by daviddylan-- David dylan smoothly stole his girl last night

So many people looking for Valentines, Make una Hook up na. Guys and Girls we need some nice Youtube Song Dedications too along with your proposal. We are looking to give out an award for the best song dedication

i see its not safe to leave ur girl on NL for a min,  i was gone for a min to go get roses for my sweet Gabry and she if off with someone else. well well.

daylae:
@nana u're such a hard nut to crack. Couldn't sleep nor eat cus of u! Do u wanna kill me?

pls keep starving, so when u drop, i can have me a val.

cant belive this thread is on page 36.

@ayet, saw all ur beef, i'm not gonna be dragged into a show with u, i'm trying to be at my best behaviour for my Gabry.

@ben-10, u have heard the lady, leave her alone, any further harassment, then u will hear from my lawyers.  

@ Gabry love, just for u.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3nIBtAhzRs

Gabry:
says who no one wants you? I said I want you oo

oh sorry hun, Ben said u had a contract didnt know he was lying.

yeah i got my Gabry back.

Ben-10 no more tricks!

okay no one wants me, i am putting up a notice.

Ben-10:
Smooooooooth before Gabry came in here, we've signed the contract documents already.

ok, make sure u treat her right, or u answer to me. and u make sure she is at the front door of her house b4 midnight.

Gabry:
Wow! REALLY?

how can u be a beast when your name is smooooooth?

i am smoooth, but nlers know ow to get on ur nerves, like wat ben-10 is up to.

Ben-10:
[size=13pt]Gabry, Pls be my VAL, I'll buy you more TEDDIES[/size]

ben-10 berra go somewhere else, cant u see she is taking, dnt get me pissed, cos ur watch wont save u this time.  

Gabry:
Sure I kinda like u sha


yes ooo bu we can do double dates?


Ill take him. he is cute!


And how about you? Who's your match?

cool, let me go learn etiquette and how to be a gentle man, cos i know u a cool/decent one. i have been turned into a beast by the other NL women.  

Abekeade08:
Valentine Match ups,

So far we have:

Abekeade/Ebony/Elvsmike/platinum-----) quadruple sin valentine----yay (ya'll watch out for our home made video, coming soon)-I am a little worried about Elvmike blowing his back out sha.

Uju is still available since whitelexi didnt officially ask- NL guys make una ask quick before you lose your chance ooh.

Ayettymama/galatico---) potential triple sin with jacquan since ayetty is still lusting after him. Don't know how glatico would feel  about sharing his girl

Tkb/stillwater----I think ibkaye is underage (Thank God TKB has morals)

Nana and (bigrod)---) Still waiitng on Nana to accept. Nana get here this minute and say yes or no

Smooth ??---) smooth my king size bed cannot fit 5 people ooh, oya choose someone else, there has to be somebody else you like besides Abekeade

Gabry and??

i have since left ur group, dnt like crowd. and if i wanted to stay, who told u ur king size bed wont take 5

do u think we will spread out on it, we will be lying on each other in turns, that shld leave alot of space.  

and wat has been activating mine all these years, since i dnt eat kola nor okro soup.

u never here say no be power prick take dey stand. nonsense!

Gabry:
Ok oo. . . I would choose whoeva that:-

1) Loves Mama Ngozi

2) Love a Half Chinko babe

How does that sound?

ow bout u be my val. i dont wanna be in abeke's group no more, its bcoming a CROWD!