₦airaland Forum

@ Gabry, haha, u shld know me, i'm just messing with them, anyway i hope Tony is treating u right.

@

baybbootz:
am a very good farmer,i can snip my way trough those stems.

blive me this aint no ordinary love, nofin like u seen b4, u gonna get entagled.

here dear  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bMkQsJoovg

baybbootz:
I think this ground is very fertile,your words will grow,hopefully i will not be entangled in them when they do grow.

i am sowing the words around u, hoping they entangle no one but you.  

ayettymama:
No they'll be his 2 jump offs!

I don't even no why i'm responding I've decided to ignore u!

u kn u cant ignore me. u're ur favorite M.O.N.K.E.Y.  

ayettymama:
Na ahhh
I'm not up for sharing

When u finished with them I'll be here waitin. . . . .

shame, shame, shame, this time u third wife.  

Abekeade08:
@smooth and gabry, make una still dey siddon for there. Who told you it leads no where?? Not because people don't blab out their personal business on NL, does not mean ish is not going down. Ya feel me?

@All. Recap will be posted later. Valentines day is a few days away, lets step up our NL matchmaking.

which Gabry? she has since eloped with Tony. HEART BREAKER!  

baybbootz:
smoooth coming from you,thats a shocker

maybe i was on another NL earlier in the day

i thot so too, cos all my words fell on the ground, been waiting foru to get back on this NL,

now tell me, wat u say about our orphanage visit?

@ DOAweb, i dnt think i'm even sounding as desperate as i shld considering that paris is the closest to my dream woman that i've seen so far in my life. if i miss her i dnt know ow long b4 anoda comes along. maybe i'll av to wait anoda 20yrs.

he was vice president b4 now, why declare hin VP again, u mean President? saw it coming.

why all the flirting on NL, when it leads no where?

michelin89:
Women, don't be mad at him because he wants a virgin. You should have preserved yours instead of sounding so bitter. Now you are not even worth a second look. Beings without dignity.

you sound like a virgin.

oh common, dnt u haters know when a guy is seriously searching for love. , madlady its 2 hours u need to take anoda 2 tabs of clozapin. take 2 every 2 hours. _{God av rily stepped on toes} [s][/s]


@paris, pls let me have ur email,

Whew! i av said it a 1000 times, dat there are still virgins

go to the creche near ur house and pick one. abeg!

ayet mama, good to see ya. wia have u been

with ur valentine monkey?

pls dnt, a guy shld do the approaching, not u. he will take u for granted and prolly take advantage. just try and make him notice u, like join any group he is involved in in church, or like try and get a seat close, anything to establish a friendship, then wait, if he is interested, he will ask u out, if not then he isnt interested and he's not yours. dnt just push it.

parislomo:
awwwww, now I'm shy,

why? well i will buzz u if i had ur YIM. but its not on ur profile

nikkykay:
Are u handsome,intelligent,decent,faithful,loyal, romantic and loyal man?If u r, then giv me a shout Mr. Perfect Smooooooooooooth

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!is dat enuf shouting for ya.lol

well i'm not perfect, but i'm faithful, intelligent, loyal, decent & cute.

lol, there's one. so wat next?

parislomo:
You see?? Shouldn't that tell you something?? awwwww. . . I am her carbon-copy. . . and twice-as-loyal is what friends call me!! OMG!! OMG!! I am your PERFECT DREAM COME TRUE

can u send me a mail, its on my profile, maybe we talk. thanks.

nihun:
Foolish boy. Have you EVER had a girl.You said if you ever catch my ex you would intice her with your blink blink fool it should be bling bling.
Did you get her, no, you even insulted her when you spoke to her.

You speak of do they exist, you would not no such a person if they were even in front of your nose.

@ nana, i no there's no perfect woman, so i aint looking for one, i'm not perfect my self. but i believe there are traits that one cant trade. i have

thought about it, to love someone , they must first attract you. thats why i cant be with a fair lady no matter how good she is, cos they dnt attract

me one bit, unfortunately the most decent lndependent intelligent ladies i've met are light skinned,dats why i have outlined the xter i cant ignore in

any r/ship if i want it to last. thats why many r/ships hit the rock, cos they dnt find what they seek and end up settling for whats available.

ravenzord:
Truth be told, I've met lotsa females with some of those characteristics, but not all, methinks the perfect woman is just a myth. BTW, you put loyal twice, was that intentional?

just what i'm starting to think, i guess we just settle for wats available. the loyal wasnt intentional, dou i wont mind if i get one dats twice as loyal.

nihun:
Dis pikin again.

this man, watch ur tongue, if i have found the right woman 20yrs back, i wld have a son in ur class by now.  

lol, ok u got the picture of the only nigerian celebrity i have a crush on.

so do u look like her?

a man that cannot control his temper in public, even in front of your mother, is not a good deal to me.

listen, i joke all the time on this forum, but i am going to be very serious first time, pls leave this guy for good. no matter what u feel. i have seen this things many times, HE DOESNT LIKE YOU, HE JUST USING YOU, AND WILL DUMP YOU IN NO TIME, WHEN HE HAS SUCKED ENUF OUTTA YOU.

@ nana,
i'm good, day's been boring.

i dnt see anything wrong in it.

is there anything as a beautiful, intelligent, independent, decent, faithful, loyal, romantic & loyal woman.

pls i will like to know if i've been fantazing, cos i'm getting tired, i need to settle in a r/ship

so i wanna know, if they dnt exist, so i can settle with whats ''real'' cos its fast bcoming a myth to me.

_{beauty to me will be a slim tall dark woman with d right curves.}

nana:
Arrrgh! Hello Everyone!

hi,

sorry we only got the ugly ones here. try fb.

break up with him, his crime is so grievous, i dnt mean the crime of cheating, _{all guyz do dat}, i mean the crime of telling u. hang him.

size has nothing to do with satisfaction, go learn the ABC's of bedmatics, or better stil ask ur girl how she wants to be bleeped!

Yes! she was bent over, doubled, fingers touching the floor, and i was crying all over her. i cry when i'm coming.

i dnt blame ur bf, a farmer in the village, whose babe is going to college in the city for the first time shld be damn scared cos of guyz like me in the city. his loss, our gain.