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RomanceRe: Am In Trouble by smooooooth: 5:03pm On Feb 12, 2010
shut up! angry and stop smoking.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 4:58pm On Feb 12, 2010
@ abey city, make up ur mind, a beautiful lady like u shldnt be this confused.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 4:43pm On Feb 12, 2010
103 pages of empty promises, what a waste! undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies If U Are Really Turned On, Wud U Agree To Have S-e-x In A Public Toilet? by smooooooth: 4:39pm On Feb 12, 2010
nikkykay:
In the first place ,will both of you be allowed in at the same time?Notwithstanding,for me NO.The agro has not gotten to that level. cheesy cheesy :DBut wait,what is condom VM doing there?May be ds is allowed
nope its not allowed, but they know peeps like u may have ideas. lipsrsealed

@ post, sure i will, my agro knows no bounds. grin
RomanceRe: My Pastor Asked Us To Bring Our Girl Friends To Church On Sunday by smooooooth: 11:30am On Feb 12, 2010
no qualms, he prolly wanna talk to u guyz bout relationship, love and God. its good u go wiv ur gf, u prolly know wat 'holy dating' is all about.

ayettymama:
all i can say is i will not try it if i were u!!!!
peeps like u just wanna continue wallowing in ur sins, u def know he's gonna talk to ur conscience. grin
nikkykay:
You are a very silly and brainless miscreant.Why wuld u open ds kind of thread? So u are so daft that u cant make some decisions on your own as a man. Hw culd you bring a case of a man of God here when u know some animals wuld open their mouths to insult them.You were the first to throw a stone at your own pastor while other pple that have bn talking rubbish follow.It is idiots liek you that will first get to church on Sundays with big bible.Must you condemn whatever your pastor has said?If u dont have confidence in your pastor knowing very well what he culd be up to why dont u just ignore what he said and keep your little pipe hole shut?
It shows that u are so useless and i dont think u can handle any girl they way u have displayed here.
Were u the only one in your church that day?
i fink this outburst was totally unnecessary.
RomanceRe: Trust Vs Love by smooooooth: 11:23am On Feb 12, 2010
no, i love to trust, than i trust to love. huh
RomanceRe: Can You Tolerate A Violent Girlfriend? by smooooooth: 11:15am On Feb 12, 2010
no way, a non violent one is enuf trouble, talkless of a violent one. abeg!
RomanceRe: Infidelity In Most Nigerian Men by smooooooth: 11:11am On Feb 12, 2010
Ujujoan:
Exactly! Sometimes I can't help but blame the girls that date the married men. I mean if all married men knew they would be getting 'it' except frrom their wives, they'll act better. But before you say 'Jack Robinson' there's already one sexy girl like that winding and shaking in front of your man . . . undecided

I always tell any married man that hits on me, 'you can't eat your cake and have it' . . . . You chose to marry abi, then deal with the whole one-woman thing that comes with it.

But like Abekeade08 said, God will help that man that calls himself my hubby and cheats on me! By the time I'm through with him, he'll wish he never met someone like me . . . angry angry
lotz of women av said the same thing, and nothing happend. u will be surprised u will be begging the cheating man not to throw u outta his house.

@post. women cheat too, and they do it more than men.
RomanceRe: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by smooooooth: 3:36pm On Feb 10, 2010
i cant raise a hand on a woman, thats why i said its hard, but reading ur post is even harder. summarise it, just my advise.
RomanceRe: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by smooooooth: 3:30pm On Feb 10, 2010
i dnt know which is harder read this lengthy post or slap my gf to fall in line and maintain control.  huh
RomanceRe: Do Gals See Guys Too D Way We See Dem by smooooooth: 2:40pm On Feb 10, 2010
Amigoz:
awww. . . fellow linguist !! pray wot language did he write in undecided
Good advice btw cool
who cares, i just took on the english subject and didnt bother to look at the german content. undecided
RomanceRe: Do Gals See Guys Too D Way We See Dem by smooooooth: 1:58pm On Feb 10, 2010
what else do u want them to see other than a guy/lady, is it not the same eyes they have? or what were u thinking dat when a lady sees a guy she'll prolly see a dollar bill with hands and legs and a guy will prolly see a unclothed zebra walking down the road.  undecided
RomanceRe: Can We Still Make It Work? Views Pls! by smooooooth: 1:15pm On Feb 10, 2010
u both need to talk, and make her undstand where ur mum stands in ur life and where she stands. cos even if ur love bring u guyz back, u still have issue of where ur loyalty lies to deal with.
RomanceRe: Do They Exist? by smooooooth(op): 1:10pm On Feb 10, 2010
tank tink, i've made a vow dat i'll get what i want or i stay unmarried. i dnt wanna go into a marriage where i wont love, and find myself, cheating etc. i was talking with some friends over the weekend and they insisted that what i seek doesnt exist, but i told them it was a lie, for the very fact that i think about her, shows she is somewhere and we so close to meeting cos the tots are really strong these days. lol, maybe it will be right here. cheesy
RomanceRe: Do They Exist? by smooooooth(op): 12:49pm On Feb 10, 2010
parislomo:
Shy girl you mean?? I heard it's part of the yahoo-yahoo-under-Nigeria or Nigeria under yahoo-yahoo thing! You may need to ask Rita of koko mansion fame for clarifications. grin

Ok. I'm learning to trust you already. . . wink wink
lol, dat rita's video cracks me up anytime i watch it, she said the EFCC is under yahoo, nigerians do demons, and jazz, etc. i'm sure the other girls must have been ashamed they were actually in a competition with her. well i dnt blame u for ur fears, no one after hearing those stuffs rita talked about, wont take caution with a Nigerian guy online grin

and tanx for the partial trust, i hope i dnt betray it. smiley
RomanceRe: n by smooooooth: 12:39pm On Feb 10, 2010
a serious guy will try and get you talking with his family and friends when you call, and besides how are u sure he doesnt have a serious girl down here that he is prolly planning on getting married. even dou i agree that peeps can meet online and fall in love, its important they must be in the same state, so u can easily meet and confirm most of the things you get to hear online. how are you sure he is not married, how are you sure its his pics on fb, and like uju said, how u sure he doesnt have 2 left legs.

and u must know an average nigeiran guy's notion on ladies abroad, they always feel they are not good wife materials, the ones who actually marry them must have known them even b4 they went abroad ( rare dou ), or they are looking to gain something from them ( this are the weak men ).its obvious this dude has connected the longest NNPC pipe i have ever seen, from him to you, sucking u dry.

but then, follow you heart.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Too Attractive For Comfort by smooooooth: 12:27pm On Feb 10, 2010
dude just be calm, wat is urs is urs, no amount of worrying can change destiny. besides if she leaves, cheer up. as a wise saying goes. ''good things are inexhaustible'' u dig. wink
RomanceRe: I'm In Luv With My Boss's Girl - Am I Nuts? by smooooooth: 12:11pm On Feb 10, 2010
your case is better, mine is even worse. my imaginary boss called my imaginary gf and said she wants me for valentine, now i'm in a dilemma, as i dnt know which to trade , the imaginary job or the imaginary love. huh
RomanceRe: Slept With 2 Sisters by smooooooth: 11:57am On Feb 10, 2010
must u get a wife from dat family?
RomanceRe: Husband Finds Out About Another Child by smooooooth: 11:48am On Feb 10, 2010
the deeds been done, u need to start seeing that child as ur own child, and take the baby in. dats if the mother will allow the baby stay with his father, and if not, then as a mother i shld expect you to encourage your husband to take responsibility for his child. A good mother to me is the one that cares/loves children whether they come from her or not.
RomanceRe: Do They Exist? by smooooooth(op): 11:30am On Feb 10, 2010
parislomo:
Ok, we start off being friends. I prolly would send you a mail later on. . Yes! Yes! Surely take things slowly. Never one for online thingy though. . And your picture is FRIGHTENING!! embarassed
that'll be nice, hoping to get a mail 4rm ya later.

about the pics, okay i'll take dat off, its actually in

contrast to me personality.  grin

kemisuga:
HONESTLY, THAT'S ME smiley, Believe it or not huh
i have no doubt dats u. u rily beautiful.
RomanceRe: Pls Advice! My Boss Is In Luv With Me by smooooooth: 10:41am On Feb 10, 2010
be a man, tell her u not interested.
RomanceRe: Do They Exist? by smooooooth(op): 10:35am On Feb 10, 2010
parislomo:
yes WE do exist.


sowiii, I do possess all of that and more!! What is the big deal in being straight forward anyway?? ha!!
paris, can we be friends, we can take things slowly, prolly be friends online and get to know each other better. pls. i have sent messages u send me a mail or let me have urs, so i mail u.

ow is ur day going? smiley
RomanceRe: Do They Exist? by smooooooth(op): 10:32am On Feb 10, 2010
ayettymama:
monkey men tryna find perfect women

where have i seen that b4??
are u suffering from amnesia, didnt u just talk about ur life?  undecided

ayettymama:
theres pklenty of us but we dont go for big bellied men!!!!!
speak for ur sef, some love big bellied men, ask tope 2000.

baybbootz:
there is something called GIGO

what you put in is what u get out,check yourself as well.they are loads of women that fit your description.
can u pls tell me where to find them, dats why i opened this thread, and i am completely okay dear.


sweetcoint:
@poster: hope u fine one, n pray u dont fall in2 d wrong hands. Gudluck.
dats why i'm looking for wat i want, so i dnt end up in the wrong hands. thanx  grin

@ madlady, ow are u doing things morning? leaves to check on anoda patient.
PoliticsRe: Akunyili Gives Agf Aondoakaa Seven Days To Recant statement or face court action by smooooooth: 10:16am On Feb 10, 2010
aondoaka is the most stupid public officer we have had since independence. his entire family shld be ashamed of him, he is a disgrace!!!!
RomanceRe: Do They Exist? by smooooooth(op): 4:43pm On Feb 09, 2010
tanx, i will keep hoping.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 4:32pm On Feb 09, 2010
baybbootz:
yes.
a nun.not intrested cool cool cool
sweetheart pls reconsider. i need u hia.  kiss


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