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RomanceRe: Is House Of God The Best Place To Find Wife/husband. by smooooooth: 12:46pm On Feb 04, 2010
i pity u, u will just end up with a witch.

@sista-j

shine eyes means to open ur eyes well well b4 u choose.
RomanceRe: How Much Does The Average Woman Need To Upkeep Herself Monthly? by smooooooth: 12:40pm On Feb 04, 2010
dnt mind them, 9ja women, buy second hand pata, second hand bra, cheap lip stick and foundation, they make their heairin a kpako shop down the road and fix their nails themselves, while drinking pure water and chewing kpereke. so u will be stupid if u listen to this women, they all know where the expensives stuffs are but when u give them money they do what i just told ya.

so just send her 3500 naira, i swear she will keep change.
RomanceRe: My Missing Wife To Be (with Pic) by smooooooth: 10:30am On Feb 04, 2010
only u be albino, only u wowo, only u grab the babe backside. i sure if to say the photographer waste more time, if for hold her doggy style.why she no go run?
RomanceRe: Ladies: Do U Like It Wen Men Stare At Ur Properties?(behind & Bobbie!) by smooooooth: 10:25am On Feb 04, 2010
men cant help it. they are wired that way, they're are moved by what they see and therefore must look. me for one i cant go by a well rounded booty and nice pointed boobs without staring. it will only mean i'm not a man.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need A Decent Girl For A Relationship (no Pre-marital intimacy Pls) by smooooooth: 10:16am On Feb 04, 2010
''No pre-marital intimacy'' that shld have won u 1000's in 1942. the woman of 2010, wants to be sure u can bully her in bed for 8hours b4 u talk of marriage.
RomanceRe: My Girlphrend Is Too Demanding by smooooooth: 10:12am On Feb 04, 2010
@ ayet d monna. u keep saying monkey, hmmmm, monkeys are considered really intelligent and sexy. are u trying to send a message to moi. wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking (with Pic) by smooooooth: 4:21pm On Feb 03, 2010
i wonder why u didnt propose when u had the chance, u guys think a woman will forever be waiting for u, she may be someone's wife and mother by now. but then i will be on the look out. goodluck!
RomanceRe: My Girlphrend Is Too Demanding by smooooooth: 4:18pm On Feb 03, 2010
ayettymama:
yes

hmmmmmm

id like to meet the bricklayers on your site then|
ok, the house will be ready in 2weeks, so i'll take ya, so when u get a picture for ur article on hardlife and its physical effects, we can proceed to my magnificient bedroom so u can stroke my big rounded tummy and suck on my succulent tits. cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Can't Men Be Straightforward With Girls? by smooooooth: 4:12pm On Feb 03, 2010
tboy, i no steal am, just borrowing it. i love it dou. tanx. wink
RomanceRe: Why Can't Men Be Straightforward With Girls? by smooooooth: 4:11pm On Feb 03, 2010
Jeez, are those ur boobs in ur pics, i swear i'm not  gonna be straight with u, i love u.  kiss
RomanceRe: Why Can't Men Be Straightforward With Girls? by smooooooth: 4:02pm On Feb 03, 2010
wat kinda guys u meet, its easier to tell a girl these days u just want intimacy than something serious. at least i have been getting lotz of pussies with that, unlike few years ago when i talk of love, they run.
RomanceRe: My Girlphrend Is Too Demanding by smooooooth: 3:59pm On Feb 03, 2010
@ayet,

me thought u like rich guys, that dude in ur profile looks like one of the brick layers on my site.

@post

guy why u find babe go VGC, no simple girl around ur mushin area. re-adjust abeg.
RomanceRe: Can A Lady Approach A Guy by smooooooth: 3:54pm On Feb 03, 2010
it is absolutely wrong, the guy will only take advantage of u. better u wait til he notices u and takes interest, and if he doesnt, it simply means u not his type.
RomanceRe: Is He Chopping Me? by smooooooth: 3:40pm On Feb 03, 2010
well u said ont good thing about him, he doesnt cheat. thats one difficult quality to find these days, ask all them ladies that commented thus far, they will give evrything to have ur Man and allow him to chop them,lol

nway, what i will like to know is

1. does he have a job
2. ow much does he earn
3. does he love u

but then no excuse for a man to be chopping a woman sha.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Give Me A Hard Time And Call Me Ugly (pics Inside) by smooooooth: 3:23pm On Feb 03, 2010
dude the girls were so wrong, u aint ugly, u damn too ugly!
RomanceRe: My Married Friends Are Advising Me Not To Get Married by smooooooth: 3:16pm On Feb 03, 2010
the fact that ur friends didnt get what they expected does not mean u share the same destiny with them. just shine ur eyes well and marry the right woman. when things are right , marriage is sweet.
RomanceRe: As A Student How Much Can I Give My Girl Friend Monthly by smooooooth: 3:14pm On Feb 03, 2010
u don pay ur sch fees finish. i pity for the person that is sending u to sch with his money.
RomanceRe: At What Stage Does The Hard-to-Get Game Become Ridiculous? by smooooooth: 5:31pm On Feb 02, 2010
girl- will u stop followling me around town, i hate it when guys follow me around on th street
boy- welll then, why dnt we settle in that cool spot, i promise it wont take a min
girl-well fine, if that will get u off my bac
boy- cool, just talk

30miss later,

they make their way to a hotel close by.

so u see, sometimes no can mean yes!
RomanceRe: Is this guy really cheap or what? by smooooooth: 5:25pm On Feb 02, 2010
ayettymama:
yeeee soap all ova me!!!

yes naa

i strip and pole dance in shoreditch

i come on at one

right after yo mama!!

kmt idiot oshii

monkey
shocked shocked u go pole dancing with the oldies.

no wonder u spend on ursef, no correct 9ja

dude will waste money on an over weight

shrimpy, old woman with stretch mark all

over her thighs. kpele. c ya! wink
RomanceRe: At What Stage Does The Hard-to-Get Game Become Ridiculous? by smooooooth: 5:18pm On Feb 02, 2010
sometimes it pays off.
RomanceRe: Would You Bathe Together With Your Boy/Galfriend? by smooooooth: 5:09pm On Feb 02, 2010
so wat are all u babes trying to make us blive, that u all havent done d hanging from the shower, or pulling the tap, the squat, the tango, the water paddle, with all teh intimacy talk reeking in this place. NA LIE. i dnt blive u all.
RomanceRe: Is this guy really cheap or what? by smooooooth: 5:03pm On Feb 02, 2010
na2day, we know any guy that wont waste his dou on a 9ja babe thats urs 2day and someone else's 2morrow is called a monkey.
RomanceRe: My Girl Told Everyone That She Trust Me And Can Even Defend That I Cannot Cheat by smooooooth: 4:55pm On Feb 02, 2010
Jesue wale, u are so far from God, thats the most common verse in the bible. try and study sometimes, man shall not live by pussy alone.
RomanceRe: Is this guy really cheap or what? by smooooooth: 4:54pm On Feb 02, 2010
ayettymama:
@ kenny

if theres anything that distuinguishes me from a typical naija girl

its how i spend my money, i also dont go from paycheck to selfridges (well i prefer river island!)

but its important to have fun and be a little loose with your money

its possible to keep the phat savings and still indulge a little

all abt money management i guess!
the way u talk about throwing money around is like u dnt sweat for it.

so what u do for a living, pole dancing? tongue
RomanceRe: Would You Bathe Together With Your Boy/Galfriend? by smooooooth: 4:51pm On Feb 02, 2010
Ebonyeyes:
No to both. I like my space when I shower, its almost therapeutic for me.
are u that ROUND.
RomanceRe: This Very Girl Is Heartless And Wicked! by smooooooth: 4:49pm On Feb 02, 2010
BLACKSNIP:
I once dated a girl for close to 2years now, she asked me out ( I was on my own in school, she came and kissed me and told me she loves me) and now she's kicking me out of her life. And am deeply in love with her. What do you guys think I should do to her.
pls correct that, to one girl once dated u for 2 yrs now. she came, she toasted, she kissed, and finally dumped your sorry backside. when did u do anything the entire time. u are just too weak to be a Man. castrate urself.
RomanceRe: Would You Bathe Together With Your Boy/Galfriend? by smooooooth: 4:43pm On Feb 02, 2010
if it's THE AMAKA, hell yes! tongue
RomanceRe: Is this guy really cheap or what? by smooooooth: 4:41pm On Feb 02, 2010
wat u peeps dnt know is rich dudes are very prudent, thats why they got rich in the first place. they are the ones who price everything, cut cost, shop cheap and save every penny they can. any big spender no get money, just dey try impress u. thats how u girls get fooled everytime.
RomanceRe: Paradox Of Money And Women by smooooooth: 4:36pm On Feb 02, 2010
Ujujoan:
Ok so you want to tell us how many of them have fed you huh Go ahead, but don't complainif I say u r bragging! tongue
wat feeding u talking 'bout, cos the only thing any woman can ever feed me with is the pis btw their legs, and that will be FOC cos they so cheap.



tkb417:
broke backside gurls forming 'botty' here
some of them didnt use a VCR while growing up, now they want Bang and Olufsen as valentine gift

ole ajibole cheesy
guy u just got it. talk of VCR, the didnt even have a B & W tv to watch it. grin



whitelexi:
Cheese and rice grin grin grin
dnt minds them, when they decide to treat themselves its corn and water. and them say guys no dey try.

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