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RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 4:12pm On Feb 04, 2010
Abekeade08:
thanks dearie, however you will have to ask permission from the other 2, if they agree to bring you in then we will have a quadruple sin going on. lipsrsealed grin
ebony & elvsmike pls can i join ur group plzzzzzzzzzzz.  cry


tkb417:
ok o
i have morals

stillwater for me
i wont say anything, so i dnt knock ur runs. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Anger by smooooooth: 4:04pm On Feb 04, 2010
another abdul mutallab in the making
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 4:00pm On Feb 04, 2010
Abekeade08:
I am already paired up with one guy and one girl. I don't need another valentine ooh Mr smoooth, oya choose somebody na.
i think its only fair i join the group to balance things, u girls wan kill the guy, ha!

and besides u are in the group. thats all really matters.  kiss
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 3:55pm On Feb 04, 2010
Abekeade08:
smooth you still dey there dey ask question. Whitelexi don steal uju for your hand ooh. tongue You better do quick and pick somebody.
my not making a move is intentional, so after everyone is paired with a partner, you and i will be the last peeps standing. kiss
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 3:43pm On Feb 04, 2010
Ujujoan:
Yes hun, you can ask me what I want for Valentine . . . wink wink cheesy

No wahala, I hope you take time zone into consideration. I know my watch is two hours ahead! tongue tongue cheesy
yup! i actually meant 11:59:59 on ur wacth.
Nairaland GeneralRe: jdhjd by smooooooth: 3:40pm On Feb 04, 2010
elvismike:
@ ayety,

Haba, cant u know when a guy is in love?
nope she is either too dumb or insensitive to know. why do u think she aint seen my green. grin
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 3:32pm On Feb 04, 2010
someone pls tell me is abeke really a lesbo? then she must love me, i'm so fat i got tits, a hollow in my thighs and i luv to suck.  tongue

Ujujoan:
^^^ Sorry, offer lasts till Fed 14th PM . . cheesy tongue
okay i will tell on feb 14th 11:59:59 pm.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 3:20pm On Feb 04, 2010
Ujujoan:
Kwel . . .

If you know you've been having a crush on me, speak now or remain silent forever . . cheesy tongue
uju i tot u knew? huh! u dnt, okay i'll tell u after valentine. grin
RomanceRe: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by smooooooth: 3:17pm On Feb 04, 2010
haha. u guyz make me laff, i aint no rapist, dnt know what i will do in that situation, never been in a situation like that, cos b4 we even make it to the hotel,i wld have checked chekced like i always do.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 3:07pm On Feb 04, 2010
AND DO U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT. I THOT THIS WAS A LESBO THREAD lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 3:05pm On Feb 04, 2010
i know we are short of men, but here is super smoooooth to the rescue. i will take care of all of u on valentine.  :p
RomanceRe: Would You Support A New Legislation Against Infidelity Among Nigerian Men? by smooooooth: 3:00pm On Feb 04, 2010
and who will pass that law, ur nigerian senators that top the list of unfaithful peeps.
RomanceRe: Is House Of God The Best Place To Find Wife/husband. by smooooooth: 2:55pm On Feb 04, 2010
Ebonyeyes:
Church boys, go to clubs on Saturdays, get takeaway girls, smash them up that night and make it early for 11am service on Sunday and then they stand up on that pulpit like as if Jesus himself reserved seats in heaven for them. What im trying to say is that church folks are one of the biggest hypocrites of our times.
like its only church boys, i was once with a friend in his hotel room, he got Hot called his gf, she was in church, they were preaching, told her to come over, bleeped the shit outta her and gave her t-fare to run back just in time to meet the sharing of grace. CHURUCH GIRLS!!! lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Is This Bad? by smooooooth: 2:51pm On Feb 04, 2010
u not expected to beat her, or stuff like that, but then u shld have said something about it, cos ur silence will only tell her u dnt really care about her, u prolly in it just for sex.
RomanceRe: Is It Me Or Its Just What Ladies Have Turned To Now? by smooooooth: 2:46pm On Feb 04, 2010
i dnt blame u, women sometimes take advantage of ur generousity, thinking u a mugu! have this sexy neighbour thats a single parent, used to her out one tme, till i got bored, and she thinks i'm still tripping and wil find any opportunity to come over in her sexy bump shorts to ask me for money often, and i give it cos i know she and her daughter needs it, not cos i am tripping,but she thinks i am hooked on her, not knowing i aint even feeling her any more, just being my generous self, and no matter how she thinks me a mugu, i aint gonna stop being my generous self.
RomanceRe: Is House Of God The Best Place To Find Wife/husband. by smooooooth: 2:41pm On Feb 04, 2010
what we all trying to say is there are good and bad peeps everywhere. its no guarantee that cos someone is a church goer or not makes him/she a decent/indecent good or bad wife/husband material. as a matter of fact just like God aint interested in whether u go to church or not but is more concerned about out heart, so also u shld be concerned about what a person has on the inside than the fact that they go to church. cos thats what is important.

and from my own personal experience, ladies/guys in church are the most rotten people u can ever meet. but at least its a plus that they know God, so one shld expect as time goes on they will change and turn from their rotten ways one day. like i am a serious church goer/worker, and will soon start a class to becoming a minister. so use me as an example, whatcha think?
RomanceRe: Please Write An Open Letter To Your Ex by smooooooth: 2:33pm On Feb 04, 2010
which of them?
RomanceRe: Look, I'm A Man Now by smooooooth: 2:31pm On Feb 04, 2010
when u start acting, talking, thinking and being responsible, and not forgetting having the money to pay your land lord.
RomanceRe: What A World by smooooooth: 2:27pm On Feb 04, 2010
*Sparkles~:
It would have been so dull
i dont agree, life wld have been pleasant.
RomanceRe: Paradox Of Money And Women by smooooooth: 2:14pm On Feb 04, 2010
u take issues to seriously, was just messing with ya. besides i dont do good girls.
RomanceRe: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by smooooooth: 2:11pm On Feb 04, 2010
MRbrownJAY:
man, there are only 2 reason why this lady would have gone to the hotel:

1) the guy didnt tell her exactly what he had in mind and she went along to only kiss, cuddle, lick and handle with the guy.
2) she was willing to have s e x with her period but the poster chickened out. not all women are against s e x during periods.

either way the lady cannot be blamed for the posters misery.
the poster even has the guts to talk about hotel fee like as if its the end of the world. i am sure that paying for the hotel is better in your mind than paying for the restaurant, at least you got to play with her.
Man u right, the guy is to blame, he is such a weakling, if i was the hotel clerk, i wld have shut him in the staff toilet with a porn mag while i went in the room he paid for with the girl. who cares if she is in red, sex is bloody!
RomanceRe: Is House Of God The Best Place To Find Wife/husband. by smooooooth: 2:06pm On Feb 04, 2010
ayettymama:
one word for you

m-o-n-k-e-y
three words for u

i - love - apes!  kiss
RomanceRe: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by smooooooth: 1:58pm On Feb 04, 2010
hbabe:
Hahahaha grin grin grin
I am really scared of you now!
Seriously it's wrong for a girl to do that to a guy, except there was a misunderstanding in the guy's real intent or the guy failed to make it known to the girl prior to the adventure in the hotel.


i think his intention was clear enuf, taking her to a hotel and getting a room when they aint married or taking a weekend off from the noise at home.

and u need not be scared of me, cos i know if its u, u will cooperate and there will be no need to forcefully break thru the back door,lol
RomanceRe: Is House Of God The Best Place To Find Wife/husband. by smooooooth: 1:54pm On Feb 04, 2010
ayettymama:
are u helping me count them??

oya start from the beggining

ahh why are these men stalking me??
cos there's somethingn about ur very annoying, irritating attitude that turns them on. tongue
RomanceRe: Paradox Of Money And Women by smooooooth: 1:52pm On Feb 04, 2010
nihun:
Five year old pikin, yes she dump me o, and  i would do anything to get her back, but is not for money she leave o.

No decent lady sells her love. When guys like you find this out you will stop complaining.

Giving a girl a gift is complete different from buying a girl.

This in 2010 not 1810. Find decent Girls.  What our fathers and grandfathers did was in times long gone.
okay i hear u cos this is 2010 doesnt mean the role of the man has changed. i bet by 2020 she will be feeding ur ass. cos she is a modern woman stucked with the wrong man. God help u, make i catch ur babe, i will sway her with some blink blink. and too bad u dnt know what a five year old knows.
RomanceRe: Is House Of God The Best Place To Find Wife/husband. by smooooooth: 1:44pm On Feb 04, 2010
ayettymama:
no

its a myth

i once dated a worker in the church

he was no better than the non church goin men i dated

still lying still cheatin e.t.c
na everywhere u don date person. what an interesting ''life time''
RomanceRe: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by smooooooth: 1:41pm On Feb 04, 2010
hbabe:
Chei! Na wa !
What if she does not allow visitors in through the back door? Should he force his way coz of some money he spent?

It is easier to try other ways like MRbrownJAY suggested.
she knew she in the red, and she allowed him pay for a room and actually followed him in. what kinda of woman is that. come to think of the mental energy the dude must have burnt, thinking what he was gonna do to her, as they were going in, with his dick throbing and jerking in his pants. all for nothing. wahala! if its me no alternatives i am digging a hole.
RomanceRe: Paradox Of Money And Women by smooooooth: 1:33pm On Feb 04, 2010
no wonder she dumped ur ass. u tooooooooooooooooooo stingy. WITH UR SUPER GLUE HAND.
RomanceRe: Paradox Of Money And Women by smooooooth: 1:26pm On Feb 04, 2010
nihun:
for real.

@Poster not all women are like that, my ex never ask for a cent from me,in looks,body and character she fine beyond compere o.

Change the girls you hang with.
how will she ask, when she kept ur ATM and knew the code. maga!
RomanceRe: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by smooooooth: 1:24pm On Feb 04, 2010
did u actually see the red. me believe she played u, u just fell mugu. besides if she is in red, the back door is always dry. u shld have used that door.
RomanceRe: The Perfect Man (where Is He!) by smooooooth: 1:08pm On Feb 04, 2010
i am psychic, and u have come to the end of ur probs. let me consult ur stars.

shiki sheke beke leme, taran maka puka poko.

your perfect man is in yemen, his name is alkurbulutulazi yayabakoloko.
RomanceRe: My Girlphrend Is Too Demanding by smooooooth: 12:48pm On Feb 04, 2010
i wasnt thinking that, i was actually thinking maybe in ur own life time. kiss

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