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u are lucky, most have had it 10times, some have had their womb extracted and re-planted. grab tha one with both hands idiot, or u may marry one with a plastic womb. |
i read dat paper, saw the response, shows how hypocritical women can be. they all keep shouting ''i will dump his ass,'' but now its about a rich guy and they now singing a diff song, ''we work things out''. women, its all about the money. gold diggers!!!! |
Nautillus:serious one, @post, if i'm a girl, i wld be worried if i meet a guy dats still a virgin with all the naked desperate pretty young girls running bout town giving free sex like there's a deadline when sex will be banned. cos its obvious ur manliness doesnt work. |
when he's off to work, she needs to be watching lotz of chinese movies too, so when he comes to practicalize he's moves on her, she will have some moves to demonstrate too. |
go to alaba and look for a nigerian movie with same story, they are prolly a million of them watch all of them and the one with an end that suits u, do whatever the person did. |
whats happening is normal. guys show alot of zeal when they are chasing, but when they get u, then they relax and show a little self control. doesnt mean he doesnt like u anymore. he is just being a man. even in all our pursuit in life we all show alot of zeal in the beginging, but later relax at the end. abi? even God rested on the 7th day from his labour. so just chill and let the relationship sail. |
come this guy, do u know what it cost to marry a slim fit tall dark goddess? i hope you work in shell, chevron or ur father is one of the politicians stealing nigerians blind. if not then goodluck on ur wild goose chase. |
83 people. was she a commercial sex worker? ![]() |
you can quit if u want to. its a decision u just have to make. and that wont be hard for you as you have started feeling bad bout your smoking habits. i smoked over 10years, up to 3packs aday. but when i decided to stop, that was it. now i hate the smell. just make up your mind thats all. if that doesnt work , go see a doc and listen to the effect of smoking or try and see a condemned lungs. that will help you stick to your decision. and all the effect on your breath, teeth, skin etc. starts changing from the very first 24hours u go without smoking. |
too much love can never kill a woman, thats all they want. go thru all the female post and see for ur self. she will be too glad to have a man like u. |
no way, u going straight to hell, for a true xtian, its one man one wife. |
sure. thats what i'm looking for, so far she is slim tall and beautiful. older women show more love and understanding than younger women. |
incase u guys forgotten corper allowee is still 9k. jeez, the guy will cook, transport and pay rent. haba! he even tried to be maintaining the 100bucks on his line for free calls, i expect him to have traded that for a piece of akara, when the owu crious. lol. the guy love u jor. manage am! |
MRbrownJAY:u got a point, my gf of 25 slams me on the bed, holds my hands above my head and rides me like hell for about an hour, stuffing her bosoms in my mouth at interval. i can hardly breath. now i'm thinking of going for a younger girl so i can be in control of my sexual life again. lol |
try to do things that will help u forget and get out of that mood. hang out with your friends often, family too. and try not to be alone all the time. if none works then call me, i will help u get out of the mood. |
so when u decided to go on a 21yr journey didnt learn wat u will do when u arrive there abi. okay walk back to when u were 12 and learn what all ur mates learnt at that age. u shld have done the wrong thing at the right time. |
kemi we seem to be going to the same place, so why not join me in my space rocket. i'm leaving on 31st dec 2009 at 00hrs. ![]() |
@plat, pls remember to go with ur mosquito nets pls. |
iice:okay i hear, i trust ur katana, but criously when are u gonna melt. i bet every NLer looks 4wrd to dat. |
for the male - i[b]f she has never shaved her under arm air.[/b] for the ladies- if he scratches his balls in public. |
lol, okay sorry, but japanese and chinese no real diff. and i op u still got the japanese samurai skills from ur past life. cos i fink igotalk rily wants your head. goodluck! |
sjeezy8:this kind guy na get car, with wardrope for booth, and squats in his friends one room apartment. but girls like the car, so guy no shaking, keeo rolling. ![]() |
girls are so crazy abouut cars, they wan to lay back and put their feet on the dash board while they lick ice cream. but i have this one wey no send anything o, for 2years now i don drive like 6 correct diff cars go her house, some i borrow sef to impress. nothing still dey happen. i dey suspect say that one na mami water. |
iice:them no fit no matter how hard they try. wetin be the whole samurai talk, abi una wan act chinese film. me i love some chi cha ya ka ta ya! so make una tell me make i siddon watch. ![]() |
patwhizkid:why not seel better evidence, ask for the testicles. |
philosphers are always victims. |
you too dey ask husband and wife question. ha! abeg go marry and find all the answers abeg! |
people never change, take em back, u end up breaking up wiv them again for same reason. |
michelin89:not true, some nigerians are rily good kisser, like moi. |
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