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RomanceRe: I Just Found Out She Did Abortion Twice Before We Met. by smooooooth: 11:47am On Dec 21, 2009
u are lucky, most have had it 10times, some have had their womb extracted and re-planted. grab tha one with both hands idiot, or u may marry one with a plastic womb.
RomanceRe: If Tiger Woods Is Your Husband, Would You Divorce Him? by smooooooth: 11:45am On Dec 21, 2009
i read dat paper, saw the response, shows how hypocritical women can be. they all keep shouting ''i will dump his ass,'' but now its about a rich guy and they now singing a diff song, ''we work things out''.

women, its all about the money. gold diggers!!!!
RomanceRe: Hey! Women What Do You Think About Virgin Guys? by smooooooth: 11:43am On Dec 21, 2009
Nautillus:
lol. . . . cheesy cheesy cheesy . . .bad guy
serious one,

@post, if i'm a girl, i wld be worried if i meet a guy dats still a virgin with all the naked desperate pretty young girls running bout town giving free sex like there's a deadline when sex will be banned. cos its obvious ur manliness doesnt work.
RomanceRe: Please Help Her Decide by smooooooth: 11:35am On Dec 21, 2009
when he's off to work, she needs to be watching lotz of chinese movies too, so when he comes to practicalize he's moves on her, she will have some moves to demonstrate too.
RomanceRe: At A Dead End,how Do I Getout?plz Help. by smooooooth: 11:11am On Dec 21, 2009
go to alaba and look for a nigerian movie with same story, they are prolly a million of them watch all of them and the one with an end that suits u, do whatever the person did.
RomanceRe: This guy is too much and my head is aching by smooooooth: 10:49am On Dec 21, 2009
whats happening is normal. guys show alot of zeal when they are chasing, but when they get u, then they relax and show a little self control. doesnt mean he doesnt like u anymore. he is just being a man. even in all our pursuit in life we all show alot of zeal in the beginging, but later relax at the end. abi? even God rested on the 7th day from his labour. so just chill and let the relationship sail.
RomanceRe: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by smooooooth: 10:20am On Dec 21, 2009
come this guy, do u know what it cost to marry a slim fit tall dark goddess? i hope you work in shell, chevron or ur father is one of the politicians stealing nigerians blind. if not then goodluck on ur wild goose chase.
RomanceRe: Slept With 83 People by smooooooth: 10:08am On Dec 21, 2009
83 people. was she a commercial sex worker? undecided
HealthRe: Why Is Smoking So Hard To Quit? by smooooooth: 9:54am On Dec 21, 2009
you can quit if u want to. its a decision u just have to make. and that wont be hard for you as you have started feeling bad bout your smoking habits. i smoked over 10years, up to 3packs aday. but when i decided to stop, that was it. now i hate the smell. just make up your mind thats all. if that doesnt work , go see a doc and listen to the effect of smoking or try and see a condemned lungs. that will help you stick to your decision. and all the effect on your breath, teeth, skin etc. starts changing from the very first 24hours u go without smoking.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Polygamous Christian Fit For Heaven? by smooooooth: 3:10pm On Dec 18, 2009
too much love can never kill a woman, thats all they want. go thru all the female post and see for ur self. she will be too glad to have a man like u.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Polygamous Christian Fit For Heaven? by smooooooth: 3:03pm On Dec 18, 2009
no way, u going straight to hell, for a true xtian, its one man one wife.
RomanceRe: Would You Marry An Older Woman? by smooooooth: 2:56pm On Dec 18, 2009
sure. thats what i'm looking for, so far she is slim tall and beautiful. older women show more love and understanding than younger women.
RomanceRe: My Bf Is Too Stingy by smooooooth: 2:52pm On Dec 18, 2009
incase u guys forgotten corper allowee is still 9k. jeez, the guy will cook, transport and pay rent. haba! he even tried to be maintaining the 100bucks on his line for free calls, i expect him to have traded that for a piece of akara, when the owu crious. lol. the guy love u jor. manage am!
RomanceRe: Why Do Mature Guys Go For Teenagers? by smooooooth: 2:41pm On Dec 18, 2009
MRbrownJAY:
although 16 is a wee bit young, there is nothing wrong with dating a younger person at all(as long as she is 18 and knows fully well what she is getting herself into).

as the poster´s friends said, they are fresh and unexperienced and some guys like to be in control and educating these women to please their every needs.

I for one will never turn down a young 18yr old, even if i am to be 80yrs old.
its like driving Fiat for a while and suddenly someone asks you if you would like to ride this Ferrari. would anyone turn it down?!

to each their own

PS: being fresh and young doesnt automatically means BETTER.
u got a point, my gf of 25 slams me on the bed, holds my hands above my head and rides me like hell for about an hour, stuffing her bosoms in my mouth at interval. i can hardly breath. now i'm thinking of going for a younger girl so i can be in control of my sexual life again. lol
RomanceRe: Dying Of Depression by smooooooth: 2:23pm On Dec 18, 2009
try to do things that will help u forget and get out of that mood. hang out with your friends often, family too. and try not to be alone all the time. if none works then call me, i will help u get out of the mood.
RomanceRe: At 21 Still A Virgin by smooooooth: 2:18pm On Dec 18, 2009
so when u decided to go on a 21yr journey didnt learn wat u will do when u arrive there abi. okay walk back to when u were 12 and learn what all ur mates learnt at that age. u shld have done the wrong thing at the right time.
RomanceRe: Where would u go for your honeymoon by smooooooth: 2:12pm On Dec 18, 2009
kemi we seem to be going to the same place, so why not join me in my space rocket. i'm leaving on 31st dec 2009 at 00hrs. tongue
RomanceRe: Where would u go for your honeymoon by smooooooth: 2:05pm On Dec 18, 2009
@plat, pls remember to go with ur mosquito nets pls.
RomanceRe: The Ex U Wish u Gave A Chance by smooooooth: 2:00pm On Dec 18, 2009
iice:
[color=#9900ff] shocked There is alot of differences oo between the 2 lol. And yes. . .my katana has seen many battles cheesy
Hehehehe. . .he can join the millions waiting in line grin And thanks grin[/color]
okay i hear, i trust ur katana, but criously when are u gonna melt. i bet every NLer looks 4wrd to dat.
RomanceRe: How Do You Know If Hei She Is The One? by smooooooth: 1:54pm On Dec 18, 2009
for the male - i[b]f she has never shaved her under arm air.[/b]

for the ladies- if he scratches his balls in public.
RomanceRe: The Ex U Wish u Gave A Chance by smooooooth: 1:48pm On Dec 18, 2009
lol, okay sorry, but japanese and chinese no real diff. and i op u still got the japanese samurai skills from ur past life. cos i fink igotalk rily wants your head. goodluck!
RomanceRe: What Is It With Ladies And Cars ? by smooooooth: 1:43pm On Dec 18, 2009
sjeezy8:
I cant even blame them. I dont take buses myself its like weird . . . .
any guy that doesnt have a car to drive isnt ready to have a gf.
this kind guy na get car, with wardrope for booth, and squats in his friends one room apartment.

but girls like the car, so guy no shaking, keeo rolling. cool
RomanceRe: What Is It With Ladies And Cars ? by smooooooth: 1:38pm On Dec 18, 2009
girls are so crazy abouut cars, they wan to lay back and put their feet on the dash board while they lick ice cream. but i have this one wey no send anything o, for 2years now i don drive like 6 correct diff cars go her house, some i borrow sef to impress. nothing still dey happen. i dey suspect say that one na mami water.
RomanceRe: The Ex U Wish u Gave A Chance by smooooooth: 1:28pm On Dec 18, 2009
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Bros you sabi jare. Nor mind the leopards wey wan turn to[b] tiger[/b] grin[/color]
them no fit no matter how hard they try.

wetin be the whole samurai talk, abi una wan act chinese film.

me i love some chi cha ya ka ta ya! so make una tell me make i siddon watch. cool
RomanceRe: A Man Castrates Himself ! Reason ? To Prevent Him From Cheating On His Wife by smooooooth: 12:32pm On Dec 18, 2009
patwhizkid:
Source
why not seel better evidence, ask for the testicles.
RomanceRe: Girls, Never Marry Someone You Only Love by smooooooth: 12:28pm On Dec 18, 2009
philosphers are always victims.
RomanceRe: Must A Husband Hold Hands With His Wife As They Are Walking Into The Church by smooooooth: 11:10am On Dec 18, 2009
you too dey ask husband and wife question. ha! abeg go marry and find all the answers abeg!
RomanceRe: The Ex U Wish u Gave A Chance by smooooooth: 10:56am On Dec 18, 2009
people never change, take em back, u end up breaking up wiv them again for same reason.
RomanceRe: Who Kisses Better,nigerians Or by smooooooth: 10:47am On Dec 18, 2009
michelin89:
Nigerians can't kiss! lipsrsealed
not true, some nigerians are rily good kisser, like moi.

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