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Romance › Re: Numerically Are There More Single Men Or More Single Women? by smooooooth: 11:19am On Feb 09, 2010

no woman is single, all men are free.

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 11:12am On Feb 09, 2010

madlady:
smooooooth link=topic=392887.msg5478629#msg5478629 date=1265709348

does madness av a diff meaning, i op u not thinking wat i'm not thinking
@SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH or unsmoooth, look up the defintion, it means "Roused to Anger"
madlady, okay while i go for my dictionary, take 2 tabs of clozapine.

[quote author=baybbootz link=topic=392887.msg5478681#msg5478681 date=1265709861:
so your also a love searcher ben??

@smoooth
hmmmmm better say everything out o.
about the madnes,are u sure your not thinking what have refused to think?
its a more expressive feeling.

bout d madness, maybe u say wat u finking, cos i only

meant when d lites are out, i can easily tame u.

Romance › Re: How Do I Show Her That I Love , When I Dont Have Money 2 Celebrate Diz Val With by smooooooth: 11:05am On Feb 09, 2010

dude havent u heard no finance, no romance. i'm gonna be frank with u.

be ready to join the babeless market on the 15th.

Romance › Re: ''if Nairaland Were A Woman, What Part Of Her Body Are You?'' by smooooooth: 10:58am On Feb 09, 2010

condomized:
then, u don surfer. i heard of cases of trailers, trucks, railways, small and big cars, new and old , are permitted thru that place? na surferness be dat o.

u have a dirty mind, there's a hole in the ear, mouth etc. i'd be the ear, cos i love listening.

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 10:55am On Feb 09, 2010

baybbootz:
ahn,no,i dont want anyone one goin deaf and dumb oo

deaf and dumb wat?, just an overwhelming feeling, where u have so much to say, but u cant get it out.

baybbootz:
lol.aint that kinda madnesss oo.

does madness av a diff meaning, i op u not thinking wat i'm not thinking tongue

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 10:51am On Feb 09, 2010

Ben-10:
Smooooooth, waddup?

i'm cool ben. ow bout u? found love yet? grin

Romance › Re: ''if Nairaland Were A Woman, What Part Of Her Body Are You?'' by smooooooth: 10:44am On Feb 09, 2010

one of the holes, but def not the backside cos i dnt give a poo!!!!!!

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 10:42am On Feb 09, 2010

baybbootz:
speechless

dats ow u make me feel. kiss

baybbootz:
thats my sister oooo,it runs in the blood,but mine is once in a while.

i op it happens when the lites are out tongue

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 10:30am On Feb 09, 2010

baybbootz:
hahahahaha
i just lost my ability to understand french.
the ability would probably return on the 15th.

no probs i'll wait, unlike the peeps here

i'm looking beyond feb 14th 2010. one val with

u, wont just be enuf. tongue

madlady:

madlady i see u are outta control again! lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 10:22am On Feb 09, 2010

baybbootz:
hahahahaha
wishes, lol.

who is your val sef,stop all this[b] fronting[/b],i know u want 1

me fronting, i thot u were the one fronting, i have been speaking English since morning.

okay let me speak french. je vous aime, s'il vous plaît être mon val

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 10:12am On Feb 09, 2010

baybbootz:
lol
am visiting one on friday,going with a bunch of kids_{full house}
going to shop for em once I log off

was hoping u will drop the add, cos i wanna visit that same one same time. tongue

Romance › Re: Guys,would You Marry A Divorcee? by smooooooth: 10:08am On Feb 09, 2010

from Malachi 2 vs 16 its obvious, God hates divorce

and 1st cor 6 or 7, makes us understand a divorcee

is still married to the husband, so anyone that marries

her again, commits adultery. so be warned.

but a woman that has lost the husband and she is good

yes! i can marry her, if i'm unmarried.

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 9:58am On Feb 09, 2010

baybbootz:
hahahahahahaha
the message is shown wether individualy or with aa team,
_{or do i smell something}

_{check under ur seat, there's prolly a dead rat there, cos i dnt smell anything hia}

ok, i give up we do it individually, so which orphanage will u be visiting and what time of day. grin

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 9:48am On Feb 09, 2010

baybbootz:
lol
individuality sounds better. We woulld cover more ground

its not the quantity, but quality. working ''2geder'' will show a better message on ''love''

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 9:37am On Feb 09, 2010

baybbootz:
your very welcome.
get an orphanage and paediatric hospital and start visisting.

Make this val a different one.

i was thinking we visit as a ''team'' grin

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 9:26am On Feb 09, 2010

baybbootz:
EXACTLY,
same atitude for christmas as well.
lol.
I aint got no time for a val,am sharing my day with less privileged kids

more like what i have been saying. wont mind joining u.

Romance › Re: Pls Help, Am Confuse by smooooooth: 9:23am On Feb 09, 2010

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]he's probably just bored with you.[/color]

thats it, try spicing the r/ship, go learn ball danicing, karate anything to entertain him.

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 9:20am On Feb 09, 2010

oh pls, st Valentine paid the price of love on the 14th of feb 269 AD. when gaius gave an order that there shld be no more marriages, cos he wanted young men to enroll in the military. St Val went on wedding couples in secret and was caught and killed on the 14 of feb.

thats what love is all about- sacrifice. and blive me all this peeps hia are more interested on how they will get laid than pondering on the real reason for the season which is commitment and sacrifice. nway its the same attitude they display on easter celebration.

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 9:13am On Feb 09, 2010

see the rush on this thread. u post, and decide to review it in a min, its already 20pages gone. and i can bet none of u know what valentine or love is all about sef. nigerians and their fake ass love.

@ abeke,

ok, i aint denying it. i like her ayet. a stubborn rebellious woman turns me on.

wia is the monkey?

Romance › Re: Who Lie Most? Guys Or Ladies? by smooooooth: 8:56am On Feb 09, 2010

watch as the ladies are gonna troop in here soon and start lying that its the guyz

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Someone On Nairaland? Please Share Your Story. by smooooooth: 3:36pm On Feb 08, 2010

ayettymama:
OP didnt say share your fantasy stories here!!

monkeys

i would also like to know if anyone has hooked up wiv sumone on nl??

and wtf possesed them to do it!!

i love that part. cheesy

but i am surprised u've not dated anyone hia

cos u have a reputation of dating monkeys

where ever ya go. lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: How Would You Feel If Someone Beat Your Husband Mercilessly In Your Present by smooooooth: 3:12pm On Feb 08, 2010

@ tbk, guy na wa o, i'm not gay o. just wanna talk on Investment Banking .

well u can mail me, my email is open

@ Ayet. i'm not leaving ur big behind,
i enjoy fucking u from that angel tongue

Romance › Re: How Would You Feel If Someone Beat Your Husband Mercilessly In Your Present by smooooooth: 1:36pm On Feb 08, 2010

ayettymama:
loool

i used to date a beautiful persian guy

who to call me his body guard

cos when the black guys look at him funny

hes safe cos im there

looooooooooooool

na wa o, i date this, i date that

i just hope u still got some elastic

left in ur pussy walls.

@tkb,

my guy ow far, i for like we talk

let me get ur email.

Romance › Re: How Would I No If My Girl Is A Lesbian by smooooooth: 12:27pm On Feb 08, 2010

so u are ready to settle for 3-4 times sex a month in marriage. when others are in court cos they are not getting it 5times a week. guy u must be stupid. better run out of that relationship now that u can see the DANGER signs.

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by smooooooth: 11:57am On Feb 08, 2010

where is ayet the monkey hunter. my day's been so dry without her wahala.

Romance › Re: Unofficial Valentine Request Show by smooooooth: 10:57am On Feb 08, 2010

@hbabe,

i have a strong feeling i know who u are.

@topic

why this song no get beat nah!

Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Virgin Man ? by smooooooth: 10:00am On Feb 08, 2010

@ UJU, pls, teach me plsssssssssssssssss cry

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