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Politics / Re: Militants Threaten Blow-up Of More Oil Installations by smoothlips(m): 9:57pm On Feb 23, 2016
Naija9090:


Niger Delta people... this yoruba man is calling you lazy for your own resources.
Mumu am from rivers state...
Politics / Re: Militants Threaten Blow-up Of More Oil Installations by smoothlips(m): 6:49am On Feb 23, 2016
PassingShot:

If I may ask, in what way are you affected by the high exchange rate?
Don't mind d salary earner...everybody is blaming exchange rate
Politics / Re: Militants Threaten Blow-up Of More Oil Installations by smoothlips(m): 6:47am On Feb 23, 2016
Lazy people looking for settlement money!
Why they dey announce am naaa..blow pipe, oil spill for your own community, military invade your own village...government increase tax revenue.
Moral of the story : don't bring the war to your house, you will loose in the long run

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Politics / Re: Court Authorizes EFCC’s To Seize Tompolo’s Properties by smoothlips(m): 7:54pm On Feb 19, 2016
joeprince23:
FG is playing with fire,this move is ill informed and will escalate the already volatile situation in ijaw commnities destablising the entire warri metropolis
Keep quiet my friend.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Fires Jude Okoye, Exposes Some Secrets by smoothlips(m): 5:32am On Feb 18, 2016
Charmerbeautylooks:
Chai Eyhaaaaa! It's nt good to lost a mum! Am sure if their mum was to b alive, all dis trash won't b happening. Instead of thier wives who supposed to b thier mothers to resolve dis issue, they r dry struggling for thier husbands to split. It's well wit d okoyes' familyembarassed
Na waaah for your english..."to lost a mum"
Politics / Re: I Am Not Under Investigation By EFCC - Okonjo-iweala by smoothlips(m): 1:23pm On Feb 09, 2016
Ngozi's position is very true....our Media houses are very lazy and lacking in ethics. most of the headlines are absolutely misleading and most times deliberate in misinterpreting issues.

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Crime / Re: Photos: Man Crashes His Car Into Pole During Hot Police Chase This Morning by smoothlips(m): 9:32am On Feb 09, 2016
look at the driver side very well...the air bag popped.
and one more thing, this picture alone does not tell the whole story, no sign of police causing the crash...
Lesson don't believe every thing you read online
Celebrities / Re: The Fabulous Life Of D'banj And How He Spends His Money(Photos) by smoothlips(m): 6:48am On Feb 03, 2016
This Op no get sense. A wine tasting event, couple of pics in a hired car, event pics wit a few known faces and street pictures of dubai.. young people should know the difference between make believe glamour and actual wealth.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Abumere Joseph Osagie, FIRS Director For Tax Fraud by smoothlips(m): 5:03pm On Jan 30, 2016
brunofarad:
Is this what They do with our tax ?


Pissed off


The next FIRS guy that crosses my Office will not find it rossy.
Shataaap there
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Replies Goodluck Jonathan On Arms Deal Investigation by smoothlips(m): 9:08am On Jan 30, 2016
mcee1:
"Ineffectual Baboon" must be probed.


*To all you IPOB TOUTS,FRUSTRATED HUNGRY WAILERS and other enemies of our dear nation progress quoting and insulting me yesterday due to a typing error about "SAW instead of SEE" asking me to go back to school?.I Want you guys to know I am better that all of you

God bless Nigeria.
Go back to school jooor!

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Romance / Re: Types Of Guys You Should Not Play 'Hard-To-Get' With by smoothlips(m): 8:09am On Jan 23, 2016
CaroLyner:
what are you telling me.even intelligent guys chase girls.
teamhardtoget#
You go teeee oooo
Family / Re: I Have Been Alfa’s Sex Slave For Two Years – Lagos Housewife by smoothlips(m): 7:57am On Jan 23, 2016
Photo shopped picture...my advise don't believe everything u read online
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu's Failure To Pay Tax Makes Him Unfit To Be Governor - Supreme Court by smoothlips(m): 7:53am On Jan 23, 2016
SamJed:
Nigerians...hypocritical as usual...how many of us here pays tax.....anyway i think the case against Otti of which he himself had to appeal is stronger than okezie's own...infact anyone wey win make im win...nigerian politics, all of them na the same thing
My annual personal income tax to lagos state is 367,000 per annum my company income tax to FG was 6million naira last year...my brother many of us pay tax, wait until u have a major civil case you go know howfar
Politics / Re: Governor Ambode's Light Up Projects That Have Turned Lagos Into London(pics) by smoothlips(m): 10:28pm On Jan 22, 2016
Abeg which Lagos is he lighting up? Cause most of the street lights from eko bridge to bodethomas no dey on as at last night

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Romance / Re: I Kissed A Friend Accidentally Now I Feel Guilty by smoothlips(m): 3:58pm On Jan 22, 2016
get a life joooor! girls are mistakenly kissing guys like no-man-business
as a matter of fact WHO reports states "that every 3 minutes 140000 girls are mistakenly kiss a guy" grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Ongoing Project At Nigeria Maritime University, okerenkoko warri southwest (Pics by smoothlips(m): 3:55pm On Jan 22, 2016
paschu:


It's obvious that's your fulltime job. Otherwise you won't be answering smoothlips grin grin grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy @paschu=Pu****shi
anu mpam
Education / Re: Ongoing Project At Nigeria Maritime University, okerenkoko warri southwest (Pics by smoothlips(m): 3:42pm On Jan 22, 2016
paschu:


You are the worst case in SHAME! If you had any trace of honor in your makeup you won't be in a haste to judge a whole univetsity project by a couple of unclear pictures captured on phone. Unfortunately, your misguided mind thinks it's smart.
suck a co**Ck!
Education / Re: Ongoing Project At Nigeria Maritime University, okerenkoko warri southwest (Pics by smoothlips(m): 3:19pm On Jan 22, 2016
paschu:


SHAME ON YOU. It's obvious that you don't know anything. Be honest to yourself, would you have critisized this project if it was buhari's. Did you critisize his recent donation to the 1985 under 17 team at a time he had not figured out how to fund his budget? Who told you that the buildings you see here are lecture halls or residential buildings. And even if they are, who showed you the technichal drawings and design details. Do you know the proposed intake capacity of the university? Of course no. You ate conviniently using silly arguments to divert our attention from the horrible lie told by the minister. What you don't realize is that condeming what you don't understand, without facts, simply shows your stupidity and makes you a much bigger FOOOOOOL!

you really amaze the sh**t outta me! my criticism was never based on any political stand point, I only looked at the pictures and rated the building quality and lack of innovation by those who designed and constructed the buildings. I didn't even know it was a GEJ project...was it GEJ that designed and constructed the buildings?
YOUR MOTHER SHOULD REALLY BE ASHAMED OF YOU.
Education / Re: Ongoing Project At Nigeria Maritime University, okerenkoko warri southwest (Pics by smoothlips(m): 2:58pm On Jan 22, 2016
paschu:


How can you boldly assert that "they no even consider student traffic, easy maintenance and proper ventilation" when you have not visited the site or seen the entire blueprint of the campus. What you see here is just probably a photograph of some parts of the building captured with a phone. Yet you are condeming the project so boldly just because it is not a buhari's initiative.
you are a VERY BIG F@@L, what has Buhari got to do with this?
look at those buildings...consider their designs and imagine 5000 students going in and out of those buildings on a daily basis...
on a second thought..." I forgot you have no capacity to imagine any thing beyond politics and its related sentiment"
Crime / Re: Girl Who 'Thanked Guy After Sex' With Her Was Actually Set Up. PICS by smoothlips(m): 2:55pm On Jan 22, 2016
1surdman:
Setup?
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Education / Re: Ongoing Project At Nigeria Maritime University, okerenkoko warri southwest (Pics by smoothlips(m): 2:50pm On Jan 22, 2016
Our Architects honestly lack innovation...are these buildings meant for a university?
they no even consider student traffic, easy maintenance and proper ventilation.....BIG certificate no be competence.

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Health / Re: Shocking Dangers Of Consuming Catfish by smoothlips(m): 10:52pm On Jan 20, 2016
This write up is NOT TRUE...source is a Nigerian owned blog no real scientific source.
Advise: don't believe every trash u read online
Politics / Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by smoothlips(m): 8:40pm On Jan 19, 2016
Okanokan:


Broda! Economic Diplomacy is extremely different from Political Diplomacy. Its a lesson you must take home; its unreality reality. But this matter no reach to curse me naa!
Oya no vex say I.....you.
Politics / Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by smoothlips(m): 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2016
Okanokan:
$26 Dollar per barrel here we come. The South African Government has just done the needful, a TIT FOR TAT policy, which the Buhari Government employed in 1984 successfully. You can kill Mtn and expect us to pay you.
you sef and your narrow analysis..that policy decision if it is true is not targeted at Nigeria, Iranian terms of trade might be more favorable to south Africa than the terms of trade in Nigeria..you go school naaaa think broader bros..your school fees no waste naaa
Romance / Re: Girl Thanks A Guy Who Paid Her For Sex (Photo) by smoothlips(m): 5:32am On Jan 19, 2016
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Romance / Re: Girl Thanks A Guy Who Paid Her For Sex (Photo) by smoothlips(m): 5:31am On Jan 19, 2016
Toks2008:
The way these Igbo guys are using these innocent Benenese ladies ehn,na only GOD go save these girls.

Trust me, to that lady,10k cefa is insane money because down there,those ladies as Sweet as they look are very very unassuming and not materialistic in anyway.

Thank you my brother...no mind Naija people with their disgusting self righteousness
Romance / Re: Girl Thanks A Guy Who Paid Her For Sex (Photo) by smoothlips(m): 5:29am On Jan 19, 2016
What of the guy? Em no be person husband to be?
Abeg leave d girl jariii...na this @kenechukwu (wey post d picture) no get job...
Travel / Re: Food Aero Airline Served A Passenger While Travelling From Lagos-Port Harcourt by smoothlips(m): 5:19am On Jan 19, 2016
Does the passanger want them to serve him Eba and egusi? It's just an 1hr flight.
If you dey "H" enter mama put
Gaming / Re: Did Hitman Game Reference Nigeria In Their Blood Money? (Photos) by smoothlips(m): 5:17am On Jan 19, 2016
That is not Nigerian flag
Crime / Re: Picture Of Topless Woman Holding On To A Policeman. What's Happening? by smoothlips(m): 10:22pm On Jan 18, 2016
What is difficult to understand here? The girl must have been a victim of mob action holding the police man tight as her saviour....
Religion / Re: Shocking Details I Found About The Porn Industry -abylyty by smoothlips(m): 12:51am On Jan 18, 2016
Abeggiii. If they entered the industry for the money why are they now complaining...me sef I no love my job but I work for the money

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Career / Re: Can One Become Rich As A Salary Earner? by smoothlips(m): 9:27pm On Jan 08, 2016
somez:
dumb reply of the century.
Pity party " can I become rich as a salary earner" blah blah blah....na Nairaland u dey find answer

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