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Webmasters / Re: Why Do Nigerians Love Cms, Plugins And Frameworks A Lot? by smoothlips(m): 1:19pm On May 01, 2015
Hysmady:
CMS bus Stop
Try and buy sense naaa...as u no get sense u for jus read n learn
Forum Games / Re: Eyes Test : What Numbers Did You See? by smoothlips(m): 10:04am On Apr 30, 2015
571
Politics / Re: Historical Photos Of Biafran Soldiers At A Military Base Near Owerri by smoothlips(m): 5:54am On Apr 27, 2015
ezeagu:
That is why till this day Nigeria remains a shit hole, because no one is willing to die for a cause for the worthless failed state.
Is Nigeria a shit hole? My broda speak for yourself

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Health / Re: Be Careful Who You Sleep With by smoothlips(m): 2:32pm On Apr 25, 2015
Bonapart:
Strictly for fornicators and adulterous people...
Hv made up my mind to go God's way for the rest of my life
Keep quiet wit ur self righteous stance

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Politics / Re: People That May Shape Buhari’s Presidency-Daily Trust by smoothlips(m): 1:39pm On Apr 24, 2015
abeg which one be Tinubu boys, Buhari Loyalist, Igbo group etc?
persin go just sidon write anything
Culture / Re: Check Out How Ondo People Are Appeasing The Gods For The Epidemic Disease by smoothlips(m): 10:54pm On Apr 18, 2015
datalossvictim1:
Eyaa, why disrupt the sacred shrine? I hope the anger from the Gods become quenched sooner... Long live the Gods, ISE!!!!!
Small letter "G"
Politics / Re: Gen Buhari Pictured In His Hotel Room by smoothlips(m): 5:09pm On Apr 18, 2015
Another cap wearing president! ( what is it with the hat all d time...make air tough his head small naa)
Crime / Re: Naval Officer Mistaken For A Robber, Lynched In Abuja by smoothlips(m): 7:27am On Apr 16, 2015
He should have stopped at the check point. I don't understand uniform men and their above the law attitude
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Letter On Constitution Amendment Shocks Senate by smoothlips(m): 2:52am On Apr 16, 2015
EdCure:
Does Gej still think those executive powers are meant for him to use? No doubt the clueless one was instructed by his "advisers" against signing it because it was a ploy by the opposition to reduce his presidential powers and "sabotage" his government grin grin

They should send it back to him the next time he gets drunk. grin

Meanwhile, someone please remind him that Nigerians won't require his catastrophic signature on such sensitive documents after May 29th.
Ur view sounded myopic. Do u even understand the complications that will arise if the president is to pass through the legislators for every single decision. Open your mind more to understanding

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Celebrities / Re: Celebrity Stylist, Prince Uzoegwu Shows Off His Massive Eggplant by smoothlips(m): 5:34pm On Apr 14, 2015
U seeh? That's why he's not making money.
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa,banky W,omoni Oboli,susan Peters Stepout To Vote(photos) by smoothlips(m): 4:37pm On Apr 11, 2015
Gejpresident:
God bless PDP

we coming back with full force 2019

I'm a candidate

Jk for lagos state


wike for rivers state


I dedicate this space to Mandela of Nigeria #Gej hero of our time
Wrong role models.
Jokes Etc / Re: Which Of These Two Is Telling The Truth? (photo) by smoothlips(m): 12:07pm On Apr 10, 2015
Prostitute
Politics / Re: Why Jonathan Lost To Buhari – Sanusi by smoothlips(m): 1:11pm On Apr 06, 2015
drtwist:
Go to hell. U that was working with the opposition to Destroy jonathan government.
Now read your post, come back and read Sanusi's comments.. find the relationship between the 2
Are you proud of yourself?
Celebrities / Re: Rukky Sanda Shows Off Her Home [PHOTOS] by smoothlips(m): 6:08pm On Apr 05, 2015
It is not her apartment. U don't dress up in ur own house, u don't carry ur purse about in ur own apartment and if u are showing off ur apartment that has an upper floor u wouldn't restrict ur self to a sofa. It is not her apartment
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Possible Impact Of The Emergence Of GMB On FAAN And NIS? by smoothlips(m): 3:12pm On Apr 02, 2015
the current government was not "toppled", it was voted out.
Politics / Re: Five Things General Buhari Should Do If Elected President - Yahoo News by smoothlips(m): 8:28pm On Mar 31, 2015
temitemi1:
Wake up! Wake up! U have been dreaming all day grin grin grin. GEJ till 2019!!!
are u proud now?
Politics / Re: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by smoothlips(m): 12:16pm On Mar 31, 2015
Flets:
I hope Nigeria is ready for what is coming next?

GMB wins, Niger Delta triggers off, and we are back to sqiare zero and an economic wreck. The world would benefit from a GMB regime because crude prices will increase from Nigeria's reduced export. And before the troops come in, the oil facilities will be in ruins and then we spend the next 3 or 4 years fixing them. Who loses..... Nigerians.

GEJ wins, there will be widespread violence. US/UK are already against his candidacy while Russia/China are in his favour. I hope we don't turn this country to a theatre of war

This election has once again shown our deep divisions. May God save Nigeria

Na lie notin is coming next...ONLY CHANGE.

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Politics / Re: US Stations Marines In Ghana In Fear Of Post Election Crisis - The Nation by smoothlips(m): 12:22pm On Mar 28, 2015
dasparrow:


America should have asked their citizens and diplomats to leave Nigeria before now. What were they waiting for? SMH
Waka jooor
Politics / Re: US Stations Marines In Ghana In Fear Of Post Election Crisis - The Nation by smoothlips(m): 7:33am On Mar 28, 2015
OYINBOGOJU:
If they couldn't move in to Nigeria for Chibok girls why would they move in for just post election violence?
Mumu they are not moving in to save you. They are moving in to move their citizens and diplomats
Science/Technology / Re: What My Friend found In a 40gig HDD by smoothlips(m): 3:29pm On Mar 26, 2015
goodmorning40:
Razor na 10naira naa, try screp these ur nails
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Shocking Photos From The Recaptured Town Of Damasak, Borno State by smoothlips(m): 3:28pm On Mar 26, 2015
GenBuhari:
Then answer the questions I posed
Take a walk bro...
Politics / Re: Shocking Photos From The Recaptured Town Of Damasak, Borno State by smoothlips(m): 1:33pm On Mar 26, 2015
GenBuhari:
[b][size=15pt]Some questions to ask:

1. How is a rag tag bunch of militants capable of capturing an entire town from a powerful nation with a strong military with a standing army of 300,000 men?

2. How did a rag tag bunch of militants acquire the type of fire power to clear a whole town or did they accomplish this using merely the small arms we see them carrying in rare videos they release?

3. Why would Boko Haram want to clear a Nigerian town? Is it possible to form an Islamic state in a ghost town?

4. What is the military advantage in guerrilla warfare of the guerrillas clearing towns they captured of its entire population?

5. Is it no an important part of guerrilla warfare, for the guerrillas to hide within the general local population?

6.How can Boko haram hide in a ghost town

7. Why would Boko haram advertise its location by painting its logo on flags, buildings and vehicles is this a good strategy to conceal itself in a guerrilla war?

8. Why are the multinational force that is using lethal force in conducting a war in our territory, not under the command and control of our military.

9. Is there any Nigerian with Chadian army to monitor their activities in Nigeria

10. Since all these towns have been captured by Chadian troops, why has the towns not been handed back to Nigeria?

11. Why has Chadian troops not allowed internally displaced Nigerians return home?

12. Are Chadian troops really Boko Haram?

13. How could Boko Haram be so powerful that it not only start defeating the powerful Nigerian military after a 6 years war, but it even after several months of war, a multinational force that is getting assistance from America and France has been unable to defeat it.

Is any of this making sense?

If something doesn't make sense it usually means that a lie is being told.



Read my signature below for an insight into what is really going on.[/size][/b)]


Nigerians blaming other people for their failure since 1684
Politics / Re: Reasons to have a peaceful election (Graphic Photos Inclusive) by smoothlips(m): 12:09pm On Mar 26, 2015
tosyne2much:
Baba e funny abi cheesy ?
yes oooo!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Shoki Song Cost Me My Job. by smoothlips(m): 11:25am On Mar 26, 2015
2Str8:
LOL@ Young lady, are you looking for a job or you're looking
for shoki?" U dis girl sef!
hahahahahaha!
i always warn them, there's nothing as embarrassing as d wrong ringtone at the wrong time.

Boss: we have been trying to improve our market share in the middle east, as the head of business development how do u intend to achieve that?

Girl: We...(phone starts ringing..." Ah Shoki..Ah Shoki...Shoki na Shoki...) shocked

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Politics / Re: Reasons to have a peaceful election (Graphic Photos Inclusive) by smoothlips(m): 11:14am On Mar 26, 2015
tosyne2much:
I dedicate this land to my ex who left me out of greediness (Ojukokoro)

Now that God has turned my life around, she's now running from churches to mosques, from herbalist to Guru Maraji, stalking me both online and offline to please accept her back

My advice to young ladies is that, never look down on any man because of his current financial status cool


Pls help me like and shares and watch God do a new thing in your life
hahahahahahah!
Travel / Re: Photos: Ocean Of Travellers Today At Murtala Mohammed Int'l Airport by smoothlips(m): 11:12am On Mar 26, 2015
transformer2019:
Politicians sending their children abroad and askint their thugs to force for change
I only pity the parents of this change chanters, pls be wise and don't allow them to use you for sacrifice, their children re skooling abroad and they tell you to fight for the rite of their children
Tell them to bring their children to come fight for them rite
They shld bring their children to come fight for the change
Say yes to transformation!
be informed.
those are normal Nigerians and citizens of other African and Non African countries, who are not sure of what the election will bring.
Research before u open ur big mouth
Travel / Re: Nigerian Girl Amina Lawal Missing In Toronto (photo) by smoothlips(m): 1:01pm On Mar 24, 2015
sameer1212:
some one is missing and u are here typing nonsense. Must every little thing be about terrorism? If u can't help, shut up and stop discouraging others...
discouraging others from "joining" or "typing"?
Travel / Re: He Was Deported On Arriving UK. by smoothlips(m): 12:57pm On Mar 24, 2015
justwise:
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Please don't be ignorant
Thank you my Brother...Tell him
Travel / Re: He Was Deported On Arriving UK. by smoothlips(m): 12:56pm On Mar 24, 2015
pansophist:


You should stuck up your "holier than thou attitude". You're even wishing him a lengthy ban? That's very inconsiderate! Everyone lies, especially in this case where he doesn't want anything do with his inlaw!
Keep quiet not every one lies. You should try telling the truth more often it....".Do you know anyone in the UK?" correct answer: Yes I do.

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Politics / Re: Buhari & Mahama ECOWAS Chairman, Meet In Abuja by smoothlips(m): 12:49pm On Mar 24, 2015
jazzydee:
^^^[size=17pt]President obama endorses Jonathan ![/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBY1H6o5d1E

[size=20pt]Listen to the message by President Obama, Even Mr Obama recognises the progress that has been made under president jonathan in Economy, security, democracy etc and is urging Nigerians to vote for continuity to consolidate the gains that has been made so far.

GEJ carry go.[/size]
don't misquote him, he Obama did not endorse Jonathan...
Politics / Re: What To Do On The Day Of Election At The Polling Unit In Pix by smoothlips(m): 11:27am On Mar 24, 2015
Riodiao:
VOTE FOR CONTUNITY AND TRANSFORMATION, VOTE WISELY . VOTE GEJ AND PDP
Abeg how come all these GEJ transformation dey only for pictures...
Properties / Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by smoothlips(m): 8:19pm On Mar 16, 2015
MrCork:



....If thise is the best u people hav in that NIgeria then u people muss be sufarin......4real...My TV alone at home cost £7000 ( SONY BRAVIA KD75S9005BBU Smart 3D 4K Ultra HD 75" Curved LED TV ) ...Google it. ...If u people think he a big boy.....truss me...U might as well call me a KING!!!! (no ofeinse) angry
Don't mind d guy. This poorly furnished hotel is what he calls the most expensive house in Nigeria..

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