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Nairaland / General / Re: Lagoons, Rivers, Creeks And Other Waterways In Lagos. by smoothlips(m): 11:08am On May 14, 2016
My next holiday na for Badagry as dollar don high like weed
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Shot Dead In Port-Harcourt While Trailing Bank Customer PICS by smoothlips(m): 5:39am On May 14, 2016
lielbree:

He could have taken of some of his cloths in an attempt to hide himself.
One of them was found hiding in the gutter
Ok...
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Shot Dead In Port-Harcourt While Trailing Bank Customer PICS by smoothlips(m): 6:16pm On May 13, 2016
This story shia.....did they shoot the guy and UnCloth him?
The story is incomplete
Celebrities / Re: Actress Genevieve Nene Is Dead (Pictured) by smoothlips(m): 1:30pm On May 04, 2016
Smellymouth:


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Hahahahha...u follow me see the grammar?

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Investment / Re: Emirates Vacation Club Dupes Nigerians by smoothlips(m): 3:25pm On May 03, 2016
lol...Dubai time share investment..Nigerians like hyped investment.
Their strategy:
1. smartly dressed beautiful girls will approach you
2. they will invite you for a meeting...and treat you to a boat cruise or exclusive dinner
3. take you to the 30th floor show room over looking Dubai creek and sea
4. the next day you have paid for time share hotel room with promises of hard currency earnings

If you pay attention you will notice that most of their prospects are blacks (mainly Nigerians) no European no Chinese just ill informed Nigerians feeling like global real estate investors
Celebrities / Re: Queen Nwokoye Rocks Simbi Inspired Hairstyle by smoothlips(m): 1:58pm On Apr 19, 2016
kilode100:
Why would any woman do this to herself?.. No wonder she is still single, who wants to bed someone that looks like grandma?..

You guys need to see me, full facial make-up, padded bra/yansh, gold and Diamond jewelry and all other effizy's.... This one Siddon here dey old and on top dey claim natural Beauty...


Who natural beauty don help?...
I feel nauseous just looking at the hideous pix.
Who be this one?
Romance / Re: Ayo Kola And Laura Thorpe In Steamy Pre-wedding Photos Shot In A Gym by smoothlips(m): 10:00am On Apr 10, 2016
They get plenty time. No be this same marriage wey we dey inside so?

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Politics / Re: Idps In Sambisa Camp Live Lesser Than Goats- Doctor Shares Heartbreaking Pics by smoothlips(m): 9:34am On Apr 10, 2016
driand:
how many donations did the children from the east get from the hausa/fulani during/after the civil war? Bro, it's all man for himself if a non hausa/fulani decides to help be grateful and if they have only pity to offer, be grateful,, considering how much pity or donations the easterners got from their compatriots up north during/after the civil war..
The civil war was centuries ago...and am sure u didn't witness it....and you are very slow if u still blame that war for your woes
Politics / Re: Idps In Sambisa Camp Live Lesser Than Goats- Doctor Shares Heartbreaking Pics by smoothlips(m): 9:32am On Apr 10, 2016
domopps:
Jisos! Things really looks horrible in that borno idp oooooo..........


The plea should rather go to the government and not from individual plus who's operating this account just wana make sure someone ain't taking an advantage!





God have mercy on your kids






Cheeeeers
Make donation or keep quiet...after shouting "chai" "eeeyaah" no action
Science/Technology / Re: Students Of White Plain British School Abuja Rattle Media With New Innovations by smoothlips(m): 8:47pm On Apr 07, 2016
mediocre Country!!! what's innovative about this? when I was much younger we used to replicate caterpillar earth movers using tins and planks and nobody considered it special....
A country that lacks everything worships anything.... The children should be encouraged to study electronic engineering but should not be celebrated as super stars
Politics / Re: Fashola To Release PHCN Electricity Meters by smoothlips(m): 12:28pm On Mar 29, 2016
300,000 meters, 2620 megawatts of electricity generation for 178million people...

Nigerian don dey taya me honestly...

Releasing meters will not improve electricity generation in anyway..
White wash everywhere
Politics / Re: 7 Things Abubakar Shekau Said In New Video by smoothlips(m): 11:25pm On Mar 24, 2016
sinkhole:
Bros, take time to read inbetween the lines o!
Tell am jarii....these days Nigerians are so mentally lazy nobody reads between the lines anymore
Phones / Re: Spectranet Increases Tariff By 100% by smoothlips(m): 2:35pm On Mar 22, 2016
henryskywalker2003:


Funny how u picked on just one single plan. So u didn't see the night plan of 20gb that used to be 4000 is now 7500 and the one of 40gb for 4k is now, now that of 55gb that was 7k but now 14k. Anyway, me don port to smile
Do your maths well naaa...there's no 100% increment anywhere
Business / Re: Abia Mall Umuahia 90% Completed: Pictures by smoothlips(m): 10:15pm On Mar 20, 2016
TheBiafran:
we are self made
we are igbos
we are now going back home to invest
we dont need bailout funds
we are the reason the zoo has any respect
soon we will be on our own
and the zoo must fall
You are a f**l...we need Nigeria more than Nigeria needs us
Crime / Re: Nigeria Court Jails Russians, Japenese, 10 Other Foreigners For Oil Smuggling by smoothlips(m): 6:14pm On Mar 19, 2016
$10,000 alternative!!!!!! Am going into this biz...I can afford $10,000
Crime / Re: Man Holding Loaf Of Bread Killed In Portharcourt. by smoothlips(m): 7:17am On Mar 18, 2016
What's with the loaf of bread?
Crime / Re: 'One Chance' Robbers Apprehended In Jos (Photos) by smoothlips(m): 9:42am On Mar 17, 2016
anuma1:
kill them all
you too like blood
Education / Re: When You Get Corrected Copy Of Your Project From Your Supervisor by smoothlips(m): 9:36am On Mar 17, 2016
you just went to the internet and copied the document....
most of the reasons given in the project does not apply to Nigerian environment "due to the Industrialization" is Nigeria an industrialized nation?
your supervisor did well to correct the project jarii!

it seems the project is about waste management in Nigeria:
please note that Nigeria's high waste level is due to urban migration, institutional failure at state levels, poor urban layouts, inadequate citizens education on waste disposal and lack of enforcement.
the above listed points can be further developed

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 2, Sack 25 Villages In Benue by smoothlips(m): 9:17am On Mar 17, 2016
Abeg all these Benue Villages wey Fulani Herdsmen dey sack and kill....they no get men for the village?
it's really difficult to imagine Herdsmen killing and sacking villages in my place, it might happen once but that will be the end of it ...

BENUE VILLAGERS grow some balls and defend yourselves HABA!!

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Politics / Re: Amina Mohammed Visits Oil Spill Site In Rivers - Photos by smoothlips(m): 9:22am On Mar 15, 2016
Cyojunior:
The fact of the matter is that
nothing ever worked since Buhari has taken the reins of
power. Nigeria is in comatose. Hunger is all over the
land. Food is getting costlier. Petrol is getting scarce.
Schools are dysfunctional. Hospitals are slaughter slabs.
People are dying. Investors have fled the country. The
Naira is in free fall. Kidnapping is on the rise. Boko
Haram is still a threat. Buhari is denying all the
promises he made during his campaign. Corrupt
elements filled the crannies of his government. Under
his nose, the 2016 budget was corruptly padded.
hahahahaha!!! your own Nigeria dey different small oooo...migrate to Chad
Politics / Re: Police Spends N600m On Procurement Of Dogs by smoothlips(m): 7:33pm On Mar 10, 2016
The same police that can't maintain a horse stable, if you doubt me visit Nigerian police mounted division at ikeja
Politics / Re: Buhari Unbundles NNPC Into 7 Units by smoothlips(m): 6:44am On Mar 09, 2016
Naija9090:
All I see is northerners as executive directors. One Nigeria is all about oil... Nonsense!
KAI!!!! so that was all you saw?
you have a very short sight.....I expected a broader view from you but you have never failed to disappoint

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Business / Re: Kaduna, Dangote, Boi, Others To Acquire PAN – El-rufai by smoothlips(m): 7:05am On Mar 05, 2016
Sunnycliff:
So the midget, dwarf and zombie El Rufai thinks that his selfishness will not surface in handling PAN?
Why can't you see the good in the proposal?

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Crime / Re: My Son Was Oruru’s Domestic Help For 10 Years – Yunusa’s Father by smoothlips(m): 7:36am On Mar 04, 2016
kaorama:
The shame of fatherhood. The darkness of religion. And the disgrace of nationhood.
Keep quiet there....
Business / Re: Clover, South-African Company Withdraws From Nigeria by smoothlips(m): 7:29am On Mar 04, 2016
austinsmat:
this man is killing what it takes Jonathan time to build foreign investment
Na waaah oooo....read this your sentence again
Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Removed From UK Flight Over 'prayer' Message On His Phone by smoothlips(m): 7:18am On Mar 04, 2016
Ebukaobi:
Another unfortunate case of racial/religious profiling

The guy just simply wanted to travel and he was publicly embarrassed

The most annoying part is the airline did not apologize. If I was him, I will sue them and ask for compensation.

The airline apologised, abi na you dey read your own from the back?
Romance / Re: Characteristics Of A Nigerian Male Gold Digger by smoothlips(m): 9:46pm On Mar 03, 2016
This OP can't even write correct grammar. Makes it difficult to read
Romance / Re: He Had The Guts To Take Me To A Strip Club! Arrant Nonsense by smoothlips(m): 1:28pm On Feb 28, 2016
Jadekitana:


Please you sound naive for a man
I feel u over reacted, if u don't like it just tell the guy u don't like it...instead u took a cab and deleted his number...you a boring person jariii

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Sports / Re: Little Boy Refused To Stand Before An African Player At A Fooball Match In Italy by smoothlips(m): 10:56am On Feb 28, 2016
Just one side of the story...don't believe everything u read online
Romance / Re: He Had The Guts To Take Me To A Strip Club! Arrant Nonsense by smoothlips(m): 10:52am On Feb 28, 2016
Go and sit down. Your life is boring..
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Will Be Discontinued On Blackberry And Nokia Operating System By 2016 by smoothlips(m): 10:48am On Feb 28, 2016
Just check whatsapp homepage nothing like that
Business / Re: Will Nigerians Boycott Banks On Tuesday? by smoothlips(m): 9:16am On Feb 28, 2016
Abeg the group should go and sit down. If you dig deeper now, you will see that non of the group promoters is even paying their income tax

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