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Politics / Re: Businessman Arrested Over Online Comments About Emeka Offor by smoothlips(m): 12:29pm On Jul 30, 2013
bravetentewa: It Ȋ̝̊̅§ Only in Nigeria that some S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ called politrickians aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ restless and sleepless whnevr the truth Ȋ̝̊̅§ said.....Emeka Offor should thank Okonkwo for further enlightening him on wht he should be doing.....He has forgotten S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ soon that charity begins @ home....the mentality Of Nigerian politicians aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ Disgusting....the Do not want sincerity....the only want there praises to be sang irrespective of whethr it Ȋ̝̊̅§ right or not.........it Ȋ̝̊̅§ about time we come to terms with the fact that our Critics aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ our friends because the show us our faults..........Emeka Offor Ȋ̝̊̅§ a Disgusting man.
what is it with your THE and THERE?
Politics / Re: Gov. Ameachi & Patience Jonathan In 2010 ( Photo) by smoothlips(m): 2:41pm On Jul 29, 2013
gtrust: 2010

This Amaechi is very very funny politician.
Then she was RELEVANT stake holder of River state

Now it appears to you (Amaechi) that they need your help for 2015 re-election and
suddenly She is NOT relevant

What some people forget is that Nigerian president is the most powerful person in the world.
His resources are so enormous and he needs no senate or house of reps to spend stupendous amount of money.

Ask Tony Blair, he said this. Obama needs parliamentary approval for nearly everything including simple appointments.

GEJ will 'settle' so many of those backing Amaechi including Babangida Aliyu, Kwankwasor etc and Amaechi will suddenly discover he is actually NOT needed.

Shataap dia!
Health / Re: US Doctors Create Head For OkikiJesu Olawuyi Born Without A Skull by smoothlips(m): 6:14pm On Jul 28, 2013
floridam: It is well with you baby in Jesus name
Make a donation jooor!!

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Politics / Re: 2015: Governors, Ministers, Opt For Foreign GSM Lines by smoothlips(m): 10:52pm On Jul 22, 2013
gregtochi:

Your stupidity is nuseating
shataaaap dia..don't u have any sense of humour?
Health / Re: Teenager Mauled By A Lion She Tried To Kiss by smoothlips(m): 4:34pm On Jul 15, 2013
@least she wouldn't kiss a lion next time.....when she for dey kiss Zulu kings.
Family / Re: What's The Happiest Day of A Guy's Life? by smoothlips(m): 3:20pm On Jul 15, 2013
J12:

That wasn't the happiest day of my life.
PLZZZZZZZ! don't tell us u were abused by ur house-help! undecided

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Family / Re: What's The Happiest Day of A Guy's Life? by smoothlips(m): 3:14pm On Jul 15, 2013
bellong:

Yes, I have told you the truth. Nothing is a big deal to me. I have this personal belief that whatever I achieve, I am not the first person neither will I be the last. So I am not freaked about anything.

Invariably, I am happy with and about everything I attain, none is bigger than the other.
Dude u must be a very very boring sad guy!!!
***looks at my Alomo..(frowns)***

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Family / Re: What's The Happiest Day of A Guy's Life? by smoothlips(m): 3:11pm On Jul 15, 2013
the first N1,000,000 alert especially if he's used to N500 maximum bank balance

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Military Hard-wares At The Army Day Celebration 2013 by smoothlips(m): 2:18pm On Jul 12, 2013
Okija_juju: Lol at military hardware... grin

All I see is one tank and many APCs..



These are what military hardware look like:




now that's the definiton of military hardware

[img]http://img.rasset.ie/0005c78a-642.jpg[/img]




Military hardware
Politics / Re: Tam David-West On Patience Jonathan by smoothlips(m): 6:07am On Jul 12, 2013
Billionaires: You think you are insulting our President, but I feel ashamed of you, mor0nic nonentity. guess what, you dont exist.
Is your President beyond criticism?
Politics / Re: DPO Beats Sergeant To Near-death In Lagos by smoothlips(m): 9:51am On Jul 05, 2013
fitzmayowa: Lobatan
is this one also a comment?

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Celebrities / Re: Susan Peters Birthday Celebration (Pictures) by smoothlips(m): 3:34pm On Jun 03, 2013
who is she? grin

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Politics / Re: Lagos Begins Residents' Registration Today by smoothlips(m): 2:41pm On Jun 03, 2013
J12:

What kind of education system do we have in Nigeria that would warrant a Ph.D holder to stoop so low and apply for semi-menial jobs like these? First it was dangote trucks, now this.
Our education system is in a serious mess
shataaaaaaaaap jooor!
what has d education system got to do wit unemployment? when the private sector is not vibrant and the cost of capital is very high...how else do u create employment?
Politics / Re: Sanusi, His CBN Mistress And Their Escapades - Premium Times by smoothlips(m): 10:49am On Jun 02, 2013
Cheap scandal *not interested* show us sexh tape or shot d puck up.

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Politics / Re: Cecilia Ibru Turns Evangelist, Relocates To Her Village by smoothlips(m): 1:22pm On May 28, 2013
abeg give the Woman some credit......she gave alot of youngsters their first shot @ employment and made alot of them their 1st million naira before 30yrs. well she did INSIDER TRADING does that make her worst than GEJ?
am sure most people don't even knw what her crimes were.

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Politics / Re: My Life In Danger, Amaechi Cries Out by smoothlips(m): 1:01pm On May 28, 2013
abegiiii make we hear word! is his life better than those that are dying everyday? but I admire his gutts shia! Federal government shouldn't always have the only say
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Tells Fleeing Terrorists Not To Give Up – Army by smoothlips(m): 12:27pm On May 28, 2013
abeg which of their leaders they tell them " to fight to the end"? is it the one with the facebook profile with Diffa airport ( Niger) as his last location. I dey constantly check d MAGA facebook page to see if he has made any updates ( it seems the guy ran immediately the SOE started, telling from the facebook location from where he sent his last update using a mobile device)
Crime / Re: Lagos Strip Club Collapses by smoothlips(m): 2:52pm On May 27, 2013
Jakumo: I don't care how many warnings God sends me, because NOTHING will stop me from attending that strip club to observe women of affordable virtue showing off their assets.

What is the world coming to ? Cannot a man sit down and scurinize some nekkid jugs and muff without the damn house trying to fall on a muffuguh's head?

cheesy
Politics / Re: Ombatse Massacre: Funeral Service Of Slain SSS Officers. by smoothlips(m): 10:27am On May 27, 2013
Mr Aboki: [size=13pt]I dont know these fallen Policemen personally, but its hard to feel remorse for them especially as I have no love left for the Police.

Anyways, R.I.P to them cops.
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very very stupid thing to say.
these men stay awake so u can sleep, they fight silent wars so u can come out here and make noise.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Can't Find Jobs For His Daughters by smoothlips(m): 11:24am On May 24, 2013
now he should buy KEKE for them, after all that's what they were using for youth empowerment. so he's looking for job for his daughters while they preach " how Nigerian youths are lazy looking for job instead of creating job opportunities"....*SMH*...his daughters with their big MSC shold open a pure water factory and employ others.
MAKE HE SIDON JOOR! MY BRODAS TOOO THEY FIND JOB AND THEY ALL HAVE MASTERS TOO
Family / Re: Man In Search Of Ghost Finds Girlfriend Sleeping With Son by smoothlips(m): 10:46am On May 24, 2013
Sanboy25:
What kind of women is that ? angry
Molesting a kid so young, and the son of her man...
Shame on her !!

*putting camera in my house*
wink
make we hear word........16years don reach to do naaah!
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau, Opens Facebook Profile! by smoothlips(m): 5:23pm On May 22, 2013
Very funny. Boko haram media outreach
Education / Re: NUC Names 41 Illegal Universities by smoothlips(m): 1:31pm On May 16, 2013
WIZGUY69: undecided JUST IMAGINE SEF! NA FOOLISH STUDENT Go EVEN DEY GO D SCH SEF....COS AV NEVA HEARD OF ANY OF D UNI B4..SO WETIN WAN CARRY ME GO D SCH IN DA FIRST PLACE.....bsides aw much is their pume form?
shataaaap dia! u never hear "Nigerian Open University" before? I knw dia Office in wuse 2 Abuja, am surprised it wz listed here( it's a very big place and serves as a land mark in Wuse2) i have used it as land mark several times when directing people to my office.
Celebrities / Re: Muma Gee Stuns In New Photo Shoot by smoothlips(m): 4:54pm On May 09, 2013
so e killed Goldie to look like Goldie undecided
Politics / Re: Bama Massacre Negates Amnesty Talks – Jonathan by smoothlips(m): 3:54pm On May 09, 2013
.................and now Nasarawa state attack (wondering what other phrase the President will use)
Romance / Re: How I Taught My Boastful Date A Lesson by smoothlips(m): 3:48pm On May 09, 2013
i met this guy....blah blah blah blah blah. longer throat

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Family / Re: Broken & Dejected: Found Out Wife Is Having An Affair With A Family Friend. by smoothlips(m): 3:08pm On May 09, 2013
Nayoanalytical: let she go immediately,she is wicked.
sharraaap joor! as if ur faithfull
Family / Re: Broken & Dejected: Found Out Wife Is Having An Affair With A Family Friend. by smoothlips(m): 3:07pm On May 09, 2013
don't rush immediately into divorce, u guys can separate for a start.
Phones / Re: Saka 'Ported' From Etisalat To MTN: The True Story Emerges by smoothlips(m): 7:57am On Apr 25, 2013
Chanchit: But truth be told, Etisalat would feel like a dumped boyfriend now sha. tongue
common what's dis whole saka stuff.....etisalat will get someone else. Bet me; d advert (saka or not) no one is porting to MTN
Family / Re: Things A Mom Should Tell Her Son by smoothlips(m): 8:24am On Apr 17, 2013
lorretta u: this means is that if u find some irreconciliable differences,pls let her go.don't string her along just for the sake of free sex.she'll losE other suitors because of u.and in the end u tell her u never intended to marry her.that's just wicked.many girls have become old maids because they spent years playing good girlfriend hoping to be made wives not knowning the man is just there for the sex.80% of Nigerian men are guilty of this crime.it's heartless.pls stop it.thank you guyz for ur anticipated co-operation.goodnight
lorreta dis boys don show u....hahahahaha! Sometimes I jus wonder, a woman should also knw when to leave, if a relationship lingers tooo long dats a sign ur not d one. It's st**p when u tag along and blame d guy.

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Family / Re: Things A Mom Should Tell Her Son by smoothlips(m): 8:04am On Apr 17, 2013
Pataki:

Na una dey encourage our Naija brothers not to be romantic. tongue A woman who knows how to care for a flower surely will know how to care for her man. cheesy

I am sure most Naija women do not even know the color of a rose flower. tongue
abeg watin concern flower wit caring for a man.d flower thingy is ova rated jooor

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