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Politics / Re: Should I Return To Nigeria? by smoothlips(m): 6:54am On Apr 05, 2013
There are lots and lots of south africians here, some of them are even getting nigerian citizenship...and U r still wondering if u should come back? Abegiiiii!!
Car Talk / Re: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by smoothlips(m): 6:48am On Apr 05, 2013
Billyonaire: Whats wrong with having Porsche as Official car ? Are we in recession in Nigeria ? Last time I checked, this is not Cyprus. We are an oil nation goddamnit. Its time we start living large in this wonderful country with near-zero tax regime and stop lamenting, some South African and Ghanians keep messing with us cos we are too humble. Let us show them we live beyond forking $2 per day. LOL!!!
shataaaap
Politics / Re: Jude Agbaso - Imo State Deputy-Governor - Impeached For Taking Bribe by smoothlips(m): 7:09am On Mar 29, 2013
My brother no mind the Mumu maybe they should come to his house for briefing.I hate it when we give excuses for corruption
Ngwakwe: You are expecting them to report to you directly.

See swagger

Politics / Re: Jude Agbaso - Imo State Deputy-Governor - Impeached For Taking Bribe by smoothlips(m): 7:04am On Mar 29, 2013
So are u saying we should allow corruption because we are afraid to cut the ladder?
Sincere 9gerian: Should we praise Rochas for this development? At the last count, a good number of important persons or associations that played key roles in the election of Rochas have been decapitated by the same Rochas? The ones I can remember include APGA, Chief Victor Umeh, Peter Obi, Martins Agbaso (elder brother of Jude Agbaso),etc

Rochas should watch it and remember what happens to the man who climbed up and destroyed the ladder with which he got there.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Will Raze Tel Aviv To Ground If Israel Attacks: Ayatollah Khamenei by smoothlips(m): 12:58pm On Mar 25, 2013
vedaxcool: I remember this is how the other cowards of Syria boasted and yet Isreal have attacked Syria twice and yet coward al assad did nothing, we hope that if (hopefully Israel don't do such) attacked Iran won't sit back and say something different like we are weighing our options etc after all this brinkmanship!
Poor understanding of global power play.
Sports / Re: Chichi Igbo, A Lesbian Footballer In Denmark by smoothlips(m): 10:05pm On Feb 25, 2013
So what is dis trash: a campaign for muscular hom**xuals? So if I make a naked video of my self dancing alingo.....it becomes sensation *NaNsense*
Health / Re: Woman Dies From Drinking Too Much Coca Cola by smoothlips(m): 10:52pm On Feb 13, 2013
Stupid woman. Hw can u drink dat much Coca and not die?

*sips another glass of stout*

The idiot had notin to live for,so she poisoned herself systematically using extreme consumption of coca cola

*frowns at d girl sitting close to me*

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Crime / Re: 19-year-old Boy Molested & Robbed In Lagos by smoothlips(m): 8:53am On Jan 21, 2013
F***king homos!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is So Boring by smoothlips(m): 4:08pm On Jan 10, 2013
pope732901:

But she is not fun to be with! She is intelligent, and gets very good grades at school.

But she does not say intelligent things! She only thinks about boring things, and has no interest in any half way intellectual discussion. Her favorite activity is just staying at home and lying in bed or watching Nollywood movies. I feel like we never really say or do anything worthwhile.

Also, we never do anything really fun together, because of her lethargy. I like doing things like running, jogging,  climbing, going through bars, visiting weird stuff, trying new things but with her, her lethargy just infects me and all I want to do is chill and watch TV.

And she is the type of person that wants me to always do things with her, she expects a boyfriend and girlfriend to always spend time together. Basically, she wants to be my best friend, but is not able to intellectually interest me like my usual friends do!

She is dependent, wants me to do everything in the relationship and when I ask her, all she tells me is that "You're the guy" and it just disgust me so much because I believe in two sided relationship whereby no one is to rely on the other to take a step first. If you're in the position to do anything in the relationship, just do what comes naturally and not wait for your partner.

It's a confusing situation, what could I do?
so ur d one dating my girlfriend? :-) wait till u meet my girlfriend.....she's d most boring intelligent woman in d world
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Seat Of The Caliphate(sokoto) by smoothlips(m): 1:25pm On Jan 02, 2013
*what!!!* there are no cars,the roads are so empty...it doesn't look like a prosperous city
Romance / Re: Personal Space Makes A Relationship Last by smoothlips(m): 11:13pm On Dec 29, 2012
Duke_Nija: @CFC
Lol @ the price of Alomo bitters.
Nothing guarantees anything.
Not Space nor 'Choking'

A Marriage will succeed or Fail if it will.
Its the players d@ matter most.

Couples will definitely get their alone time. So asking for space is down right repugnant. All these divorcees in the making sef!! angry
na waaah for u oooh! I knw say ur type no go gree give space..u resemble person wey go even dey check ur partners phone log and SMS inbox,twitter acct and facebook comments
Romance / Re: Personal Space Makes A Relationship Last by smoothlips(m): 11:07pm On Dec 29, 2012
Very true. The problem is girls see space as a sign of troubled relationship, they find it difficult to understand why you need a little personal space in a relationship. I believe every relationship is like a small flame, you fan it and allow it to breath(if u keep fanning d small flame u will kill d fire)
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Can A Broke Guy Have Fun In Lagos This Xmas Period? by smoothlips(m): 9:12am On Dec 19, 2012
U can stop by @ ma place. There's a strictly by invite female santa show featuring lap dance and take home girls. But for a broke broda u get an invite and take home girl on d house. Hope u can @least afford ur TP? Think am well well then inbox me:-) afterall it's christmas
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Can A Broke Guy Have Fun In Lagos This Xmas Period? by smoothlips(m): 8:18am On Dec 19, 2012
National stadium( dia will be plenty people and maybe a mini carnival)
Nairaland / General / Re: The 'Water Babies': 9-months, Cant Walk Or Talk, But Can Swim by smoothlips(m): 11:16am On Dec 11, 2012
:DNo 3 today!......the babies can swim, good for them
Culture / Re: My Art Works by smoothlips(m): 2:14pm On Nov 22, 2012
don't you have anything in abstract? if you do,please post some of them let me see
Politics / Re: GEJ Is A Joke & Clueless - Ghanaian Prof. Ayittey by smoothlips(m): 10:37am On Jun 26, 2012
Mekusnwa: Where did they go to pick this character from? There's no end to what theses Gej haters will not do to get at him. Suddenly, they hve gone to generate a Ghanian professor to come and give a disjointed analyses of that interesting Media chat. Who interviewed this professor? Who made him world's foremost economist? I will not be surprised if this man was cloned by SAHARAREPORTERS or Kobojunkie to lend credibility to their falsehood. Let me assume that the man exist and face the issues raised.
1. He acted in ignorance when he said the president didn't declare his assets. The president indeed declared his assets but it was not made public. Even if you doubt it, the assets declaration that he did as Vp under Yaradua still subsists as he has not left office since then. So why the noise over assets declaration?
2. It is an insult on the sensibilities of Nigerians for the so called Ayitteh to label our President as insane and with unsound mind. Who adjudged Jonathan as having unsound mind? Did Ayitteh evaluate a medical report to that effect? How did he arrive at this weighty derogatory statement against a PHD holder? Who is Ayitteh to tell us we voted an insane President? please there must be an end to useless propaganda.
3. The so called Ayitteh questioned why GEJ has not fixed Maidugri airport for his usage. I want to ask, has Ghana even fixed the airport at Accra talkless of the one in hinterland? Is it Not the airport where a cargo aircraft crashed due to water logged runway. Meanwhile, Gej is carrying out massive reconstruction of airports across the country. He is doing in less than one year what many of his predecessors could not do all thru their tenure. Go to Abuja airport, the domestic wing has been closed down for intensive renovation. New car parks are being built. At the international wing, the runways are being built and the entire airport infrastructure is being rebuilt. Similar projects are going on simultaneously in Enugu, Lagos, etc
4. He said GEJ's Agric revolution is only restricted to distribution of palm seedlings. What an affront on truth. Even a toddler in Nigeria has come to know about the cassava revolution and fertilizer distribution reforms scheme.
5. Thankfully, the fake prof accepted the massive construction of rail lines across the country but only faulted the projects on account of what he described as non inclusion of Nigerians in the contract. Who told him? And since when has a Ghanian assumed the role of our local content enforcement officer?
6. He ended up betraying his true identity as an interested party when he said the president needed to consult the university authority and students body before renaming Unilag. What a joke!
after reading ur post,i came to the conclusion that u are a very slow person and your ability to think out of the box is very limited
Politics / Re: Workable Suggestions To GEJ On How To End The Boko Haram Menace. by smoothlips(m): 1:26pm On Jun 25, 2012
401kk: I also asked this question a while ago but nobody responded.
You see, our lack of proper education has been a huge stumbling block to our collective development. Nigerians talk and argue loosely, without getting a basic understanding of what they're arguing about. Most people who criticize the president for not being able to curtail the BH crisis don't know
1. What the BH sect is
2. Their demands and objectives
3. The scope of their operation
4. Apparatus and strategies being put forward by the authorities to stop them.
5. Why it's been a difficult task for the authorities to stop so far
etc

These bunch of misplaced Nigerians would rather throw the blames at the president forgetting that
1. The BH insurgency and other insecurity issues did not start during his tenure.
2. Nigeria has been very disorganized before he became president
3. We have no proper intelligence gathering unit in place
4. The NPF is filled with lazy, unintelligent, dispassionate and corrupt nigerians
5. No proper citizen recognition system or database in place
6. Our borders have been porous before he became president
7. He is not to blame for the high level of poverty, illiteracy and religious stupidity in the north
8. He is not to blame for the presence of mules in the security forces
9. He's trying his best to eradicate the menace


If you want to criticize the president, do it well.

Don't quote me please. I'm out
after reading ur post, i must say am disappointed in you. u neither gave an insight on boko haram or what the govt is doing to stop them.
u only came here to show how shallow u are..while u blame Nigerians for GEJ's incompetence
Politics / Re: Workable Suggestions To GEJ On How To End The Boko Haram Menace. by smoothlips(m): 1:11pm On Jun 25, 2012
step1. Officially classify Boko Haram as a terriorist group and encourage all allies of Nigeria to do same

Step2. encourage masss media campaign against the organization,their leaders should be declared as public enemies with their faces,names and AKA's publicly visible in every airport, train station, bus terminal,shopping mall,resturant and TV station in the country

Step3.a special tactical unit of 500 personal should be created in the SSS and NIA with the sole responsiblity of hunting down key meembers of the org, as well as obtain full information as regards the organizations structure and mode of operation;efforts should also be made to infiltrate the organization.

step4. the organizations means of funding should be traced and stopped

step5. Nigerian police personal welfare should be seriously looked into,insurance should be provided for its' personal; modern police equipment should be provide for all police field staff( bullet vest,modern communication equipments,tactical tools)

Step6. professionals in ICT,forenisc science and communication experts should be employed in our national security agencies

Step7. the president should officially take a "with us or against us"stance in all matters pertaining to Boko haram

Step8. action should be taken to curb massive looting of state and national treasury by elected and appointed political leaders
Politics / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by smoothlips(m): 12:31pm On Jun 25, 2012
please how do i start a thread or post a topic?
Politics / Re: GEJ Media Chat- Summary In Print. by smoothlips(m): 9:24am On Jun 25, 2012
lumeneng22: I believe in GEJ, lets pray for him and be patient wt him till 2013 as he rightly said. God bless Nigeria.
you must really be slow!
Politics / Re: GEJ Media Chat- Summary In Print. by smoothlips(m): 9:21am On Jun 25, 2012
I listened to some of the interview;it was just a shame nothing insightful,no real prospects as regards security or job creation;corruption or even developmental policies.
the whole chat sounded like kitchen discussion!@ a point i tuned to super sports
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's 2012 Predictions Were Wrong? by smoothlips(m): 12:51pm On Jun 07, 2012
naijanow: HERE’S WHAT BISHOP OYEDEPO PROPHESIED

1. Now listen. 2012 shall be a year of divine surprises.
2. The year 2012 shall be a year of certain visitations as at the age of Abraham. You shall be visited. And that visitation shall be quarterly directed. You shall be divinely instructed. Every of your step shall be regret-free.  Every of your step in the year 2012 shall be a step forward.
3. The year 2012 shall be a year as at the age of Joseph. You may look like a prisoner today. In the course of 2012, the prime minister in you shall come alive.
4. Again, it shall be a year of explosive church growth. By the finger of God in your life, many will follow you to worship your God. By your own turnaround experience, many will follow you to worship your God.
5. In this great year, there will be no mishaps, no casualties, no loss of lives, no loss of properties, all through the year 2012, saith the Spirit of the Lord.
6. Every word spoken concerning you shall come to pass. Every word spoken concerning you shall come to pass. By divine favour, walk into your miracle jobs. By divine favour, walk into your miracle marriages. By divine favour, take your miracle children.
7. In the year 2012, before you recover from one testimony, another one will hit you.
8. Thanks be to God who daily loaded us with benefits. That Scripture shall come to practical fulfilment in your life. You will not lack a daily story to tell. You will tell a story daily, all through 2012.
9. There is none of you present under the sound of my voice that will be missing at the crossover service 2012. You shall be there live and direct. Your children shall be there live and direct. Your wife shall be there live and direct. In the name of Jesus.
10. We saw amazing miracle children this year, we will see many much more next year. We harvested amazing miracle marriages this year, we will harvest much more miracles of new marriages next year. Whatever we saw in 2011 as testimonies, will have them back 1,000 times over in the name of Jesus. Lift up your two hands and begin to appropriate these prophecies to your life. Begin to appropriate these prophetic words to your life.
Read all dis stuff! they are not prophecies "they are sweet talk" prophecies are specific not abstract smooth talks like dis one.
But people are jus so desperate to hear any thing
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Jr Defeats Miguel Cotto For WBA Light Middle Weight Belt! by smoothlips(m): 3:53pm On May 07, 2012
me LIKE
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To President Goodluck Jonathan By Chief Timipre Sylva by smoothlips(m): 12:45pm On May 07, 2012
Walexz02: The story is somehw too long, i couldn't finish it.bt it sound somehw pathetic.btI feel sory 4 d guy sha.
see what SMS,BB chat etc has done to dis young people...tooo lazy to read any thing longer than a line grin
Politics / Re: FG To Release The List Of Boko Haram Sponsors by smoothlips(m): 11:19am On May 07, 2012
This GEJ is really clueless..
what is the essence of releasing the list? If they have enough evidence arrest the people...releasing the list is JUST CROWD ENTERTAINMENT!-not sign of a serious minded person.
Politics / Re: Henry Okah's Full Affidavit To South African Court by smoothlips(m): 2:29pm On May 04, 2012
Pips! take your time to review events since the coming of Jonathan!
*the Bombs
*His speeches
*His reactive stance
*the weakness of his policies
*current handling of contracts in Abuja
*the concession of National water-ways security to a private firm with ex-militia having interest(the first of its kind in the world)
*his lack of vision and direction( today subsidy removal,tomorrow partial subsidy, today SURE programme,tomorrow no SURE programme)
*look at all projects been handled by his government( No scope, No defined date of completion, No defined budget)

after you've reviewed events go back and re-read the post....JONATHAN is not HONEST.
Politics / Re: Henry Okah's Full Affidavit To South African Court by smoothlips(m): 2:11pm On May 04, 2012
4llerbuntu: @ poster i really do not see why you posted the whole affidavit here!

dont you know that 3/4 of nairaland members are functional illiterates?

seriously, and majority of the the remaining 1/4 suffer from ADHD. two paragraphs of text without the words relating to s_e_x is too long for them to read and comprehend

im sure u can see how "many" people have replied your post cheesy cheesy cheesy


anyway, on the topic, i doubt if this chap can in any way substantiate any of these allegations.
but the nigerian in me wants to believe its all true, esp as it implicates people i dont particularly like.

im sure there are nuggets of truth in there sha. i wonder if people are still buying this jonathan is a gentle saint myth. i fail to see how a saint can successfully manage his way in south south politics to a position of prominence as he has, much less pdp politics
Speak for yourself!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: TB Joshua: Chelsea Will Win Champions League trophy by smoothlips(m): 11:25am On May 04, 2012
ifihearam: So the Almighty God will reduce Himself telling a prophet about football matches. Please my God is busy doing better things with His time abeg
are u God? did he tell u he is short of time for a little football game?
Travel / Re: Cities With The Best Roads In Nigeria by smoothlips(m): 4:00pm On Apr 19, 2012
Yorisb:

Huh
u look surprised grin
I guess u've neva listen to BCA recently...LOL!

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