Very eloquent and impressive. I love that!

I think the students lied to the University that they are capable of paying their tuition fees when enrolling.

Ehen, Every margarine is blue band

LagosG:

To my dad every detergent is Surf

Every white-man, is oyibo
Every pomade, is vaselene
Every form (matteress) is donlop

To be continued.......

OboOlora:

Nigerians and turning brands to generic names

To them...:

Every noodles is indomie
Every detergent is Omo
Every toothpaste is Macleans
Every SUV is Jeep
Every hair is Brazilian
Every pen is Biro


Add yours

Franzinni:
Now they will find money to buy land, buy casket, do funeral ...

I pray never to find myself in a situation that will make me justify a decision like that.

And if you check am... Nah good girl.

Good girl wey no fit guide her p***y?

Thank God, Smooth no among.

"That" of course!

Me, my advise to am be sey, mek him think 'how' he tek enter the mud, na de same 'how' he go tek komot. simple!

Maybe de sojaman hear sey him oga de blip him kpekus for hauz as him dey de standby for dead sojamen dem remembrance day. So, de thing vex am sotey e make am decide to join the sojamen wey de yonder, so dat he go also be remembered am 1 day 2.

This their closeness wey look like sey na LGB*&* them be so. Anyway, I hope sey dem go find rest where Baba God choose to keep them sha!

Will it make any difference in terms of petroleum prices or what exactly is the excitement about Dangote refinery starting work?

Every every
Magu magu
Kata kata
Maza maza
Lungu lungu
Gare gare

I paid N13,750 for 12.5kg on Monday here in Jos.

JASONjnr:

History is what they hate.


I believe they have diplomatic relationship with the Palestine government and wants to keep the relationship going against all odds.

Again, since 2018 they tried to wade Into the affairs of Israel and Palestine and Israel ignored their presence, they began to hate Israel.

South Africa should please open its border gates for the Palestinian refugees to come in, since SA is showing solidarity to Palestine.

wetin be de price?

Generalmystic:
@nlfpmod this man has balls of steel

Not only steel, but, stainless steel!

The least is N300 per plate without meat and N400 per plate with meat for Jos, depending on location though.

Ask your mother, may be she once or always tell him that you and your sister are not his biological children, hence his being irresponsible towards you and your sister.

I use to listen to loud music during my teenage days, especially reggae music, (Lovers Rock) to be precise. But, now that I 've grown older, I don't listen to loud music anymore even though I still love listening to music.

I will advise that Osih should control his emotion at this very moment in other for him make the right decision, so as to avoid the story that touches the heart.

E be like se na only prisoners de enjoy security for this contri fa.

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Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/9/15-year-old-student-commits-suicide-in-classroom-after-leaving-note-citing-harassment-by-school-prefect.html

May-be the prefect is lesbian and it could be that she harassed the poor girl sexually that make her to take this unfortunate decision.

When I was growing up, I see people in my village will put ring on pigs nose to stop it from being destructive.

The BAT wey don dey Nigeria since May 29, 2023. Dem na now e reach dem place?

SmartPolician:
Donald Trump won't win that election because Joe Biden hasn't committed any serious offence that will cost his re-election bid. His only challenge is that he's old. Donald Trump's election loss of 2020 was well-deserved.

Na lie, Bidemi no fit win the coming election, na Donaldo wey get big dodo go win am!

Olarewaju89:
Win win for Arsenal

Abeg, no go jam Bayern Munich again oo

Well, if it happens, its going to be a pay back for Arsenal!

Buhari!

Westerhoffe:
The pilot sets the plane to auto-pilot and then ejected…

Who does that?

Lalong nko, the campaign DG, wetin dey for am?

No be the same IG wey suppose been don retire since since be dis? Wetin you expect from pesin wey no gree leave office even after him time don pass teytey?

Kai, ai this is child abuse. Haba!

Peter Obi, the MAN of the moment!