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Education / Re: Students' Impressive Sports Commentary Wow Audience by Smyk13: 4:15pm On May 23
Very eloquent and impressive. I love that!

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Education / Re: Nigerian Students In Teesside University Ordered To Leave UK by Smyk13: 10:14am On May 23
I think the students lied to the University that they are capable of paying their tuition fees when enrolling.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Origin Of "Go And Flit My Room" (Throwback Photo) by Smyk13: 4:03pm On Mar 26
Ehen, Every margarine is blue band
LagosG:

To my dad every detergent is Surf
Nairaland / General / Re: The Origin Of "Go And Flit My Room" (Throwback Photo) by Smyk13: 3:57pm On Mar 26
Every white-man, is oyibo
Every pomade, is vaselene
Every form (matteress) is donlop

To be continued.......

OboOlora:
cheesy
Nigerians and turning brands to generic names

To them...:

Every noodles is indomie
Every detergent is Omo
Every toothpaste is Macleans
Every SUV is Jeep
Every hair is Brazilian
Every pen is Biro


Add yours grin
Crime / Re: Nursing Student Commits Suicide In Ogun by Smyk13: 9:58am On Feb 21
Franzinni:
Now they will find money to buy land, buy casket, do funeral ...

I pray never to find myself in a situation that will make me justify a decision like that.

And if you check am... Nah good girl.

Good girl wey no fit guide her p***y?
Food / Re: Nigeria Breweries Announces Increase In Prices Of Beer Amid Rising Costs by Smyk13: 10:45am On Feb 14
Thank God, Smooth no among.
Properties / Re: Between These Two Home Interiors, Which One Do You Prefer? by Smyk13: 4:24pm On Feb 07
"That" of course!
Car Talk / Re: What Advice Will You Give This Driver? by Smyk13: 11:16am On Jan 18
Me, my advise to am be sey, mek him think 'how' he tek enter the mud, na de same 'how' he go tek komot. simple!
Health / Re: Boyi Thankgod: Soldier commits 'suicide' in Ogun Barracks by Smyk13: 10:12am On Jan 17
Maybe de sojaman hear sey him oga de blip him kpekus for hauz as him dey de standby for dead sojamen dem remembrance day. So, de thing vex am sotey e make am decide to join the sojamen wey de yonder, so dat he go also be remembered am 1 day 2.
Travel / Re: Truck Crushes Two Students Of Akwa Ibom Polytechnic To Death by Smyk13: 9:25am On Jan 10
This their closeness wey look like sey na LGB*&* them be so. Anyway, I hope sey dem go find rest where Baba God choose to keep them sha!
Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery Set For Production As Crude Supply Hits 6 Million Barrels by Smyk13: 12:26pm On Jan 09
Will it make any difference in terms of petroleum prices or what exactly is the excitement about Dangote refinery starting work?
Culture / Re: Things Nigerians Call Twice by Smyk13: 11:35am On Jan 04
Every every
Magu magu
Kata kata
Maza maza
Lungu lungu
Gare gare
Politics / Re: How Much Is Gas In Your Area Today? by Smyk13: 3:22pm On Dec 25, 2023
I paid N13,750 for 12.5kg on Monday here in Jos.
Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Finds Body Of Gaza Hostage Near Al-shifa Hospital(pics) by Smyk13: 9:37am On Nov 17, 2023
JASONjnr:

History is what they hate.


I believe they have diplomatic relationship with the Palestine government and wants to keep the relationship going against all odds.

Again, since 2018 they tried to wade Into the affairs of Israel and Palestine and Israel ignored their presence, they began to hate Israel.
South Africa should please open its border gates for the Palestinian refugees to come in, since SA is showing solidarity to Palestine.
Autos / Re: 2 Unit Toyota Corolla 2008 by Smyk13: 3:13pm On Nov 16, 2023
wetin be de price?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gender Debate: A Man Is A Man, A Woman Is A Woman - UK Prime Minister, Sunak by Smyk13: 10:29am On Oct 06, 2023
Generalmystic:
@nlfpmod this man has balls of steel
Not only steel, but, stainless steel!

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Food / Re: What Is The Cost Of A Plate Of Food At The Road Side Resturants In Your Area? by Smyk13: 10:17am On Oct 06, 2023
The least is N300 per plate without meat and N400 per plate with meat for Jos, depending on location though.

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Family / Re: How Do l Handle My Irresponsible Father!! by Smyk13: 11:12am On Oct 04, 2023
Ask your mother, may be she once or always tell him that you and your sister are not his biological children, hence his being irresponsible towards you and your sister.
Nairaland / General / Re: Something You Dislike As You Grow Older by Smyk13: 3:35pm On Oct 03, 2023
I use to listen to loud music during my teenage days, especially reggae music, (Lovers Rock) to be precise. But, now that I 've grown older, I don't listen to loud music anymore even though I still love listening to music.
Sports / Re: Serie A: Oliseh Advises Osimhen To Quit Napoli Over Tiktok Video by Smyk13: 1:33pm On Sep 29, 2023
I will advise that Osih should control his emotion at this very moment in other for him make the right decision, so as to avoid the story that touches the heart.
Education / Re: Gunmen Shoot 3 Nasarawa Poly Students, Kidnap One by Smyk13: 1:22pm On Sep 26, 2023
E be like se na only prisoners de enjoy security for this contri fa.
Education / Re: 15-Year-Old Kenyan Student Commits Suicide In Classroom, Leaves Suicide Note by Smyk13: 1:17pm On Sep 26, 2023
post=126028256:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/9/15-year-old-student-commits-suicide-in-classroom-after-leaving-note-citing-harassment-by-school-prefect.html
May-be the prefect is lesbian and it could be that she harassed the poor girl sexually that make her to take this unfortunate decision.
Fashion / Re: Nose Piercing, Waist Beads A Turn-on For Me (photos) by Smyk13: 12:53pm On Sep 26, 2023
When I was growing up, I see people in my village will put ring on pigs nose to stop it from being destructive.
Health / Re: Bat-Borne 'Nipah' Virus Causes Lockdown In Parts Of India (Video) by Smyk13: 1:09pm On Sep 25, 2023
The BAT wey don dey Nigeria since May 29, 2023. Dem na now e reach dem place?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Signs On A Woman's Chest During Campaign Visit In Iowa (Pics) by Smyk13: 10:34am On Sep 22, 2023
SmartPolician:
Donald Trump won't win that election because Joe Biden hasn't committed any serious offence that will cost his re-election bid. His only challenge is that he's old. Donald Trump's election loss of 2020 was well-deserved.
Na lie, Bidemi no fit win the coming election, na Donaldo wey get big dodo go win am!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs PSV Eindohven UCL (4 - 0) On 20th September 2023 by Smyk13: 3:11pm On Sep 20, 2023
Olarewaju89:
Win win for Arsenal grin

Abeg, no go jam Bayern Munich again oo grin
Well, if it happens, its going to be a pay back for Arsenal!
Travel / Re: Debris Found From F-35 Jet In South Carolina After US Pilot Ejected by Smyk13: 11:05am On Sep 19, 2023
Buhari!
Westerhoffe:
The pilot sets the plane to auto-pilot and then ejected…

Who does that?
Politics / Re: Ministerial List: 5 Ex-Governors, Technocrats Lead Tinubu’s 42-Man Cabinet by Smyk13: 4:03pm On Jul 10, 2023
Lalong nko, the campaign DG, wetin dey for am?
Politics / Re: Court Orders IG Arrest For Contempt by Smyk13: 9:12am On Jun 14, 2023
No be the same IG wey suppose been don retire since since be dis? Wetin you expect from pesin wey no gree leave office even after him time don pass teytey?
Romance / Re: 95-year-old Alhaji Muhammad Sabo Marries Teenage Girl In Abuja Community (Photo) by Smyk13: 11:19am On May 09, 2023
Kai, ai this is child abuse. Haba!
Politics / Re: Video And Pictures From Peter Obi Campaign In Nnewi by Smyk13: 9:54am On Feb 15, 2023
Peter Obi, the MAN of the moment!

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