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Politics / Re: Why Are They Sidelining Tinubu On Global Stage.. by snitchbitch: 3:25pm On Jun 26, 2023
Who God has blessed, no man can curse

After elections you guys are still pissed?

God come and save me ooooo
Politics / Re: Politics Section Moderator Wanted by snitchbitch: 4:54am On Apr 12, 2023
i am here

after spending more than ten years on nairaland

and i never get job,

isnt being a mod bae?
Education / Re: 6 Systems Used By The West To Keeps Africa Poor by snitchbitch: 12:13pm On Apr 10, 2023
are they the ones who told africa to loot their con3 and hide the loot in the west?

railway hit you and you are still blaming the railway?

areyou a bombodticbratattA?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Attends Maulud Nabiyy Celebration In Minna (Video, Pictures) by snitchbitch: 6:57am On Dec 18, 2022
Whomsoever emerges in 2023 is coming to face a lot of problems on the ground
Don't think that the winner will just come and press on/off button and Nigeria will turn to paradise

The president next year will even face more problems than Buhari handed over.

It is well!

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Celebrities / Re: Do Celebrities Really Make Good Money? Is It Worth Being A Celeb? by snitchbitch: 8:47am On Dec 16, 2022
And now social media has really helped our celebrities, you will find guys like SIRBALO, OGB RECENT , EMMANUELLA, BOB RISKY etc

Popping up and making alot of cash!

So it's all about media content and your fan base, your niche, subscription frequency and so on and so on.

But celebrities do make money.
Celebrities / Re: Do Celebrities Really Make Good Money? Is It Worth Being A Celeb? by snitchbitch: 8:42am On Dec 16, 2022
Yes they make money but it's not all of them that make money

Some of them make money for. Adverts, brands , endorsements, deals, live shows, record labels and promotions. Some even make money from YouTube subscribers

It depends but before you will build your brand and get recognized to be getting calls for shows and live performances it not easy at all
Phones / Re: Please What’s The Meaning Of This Constant Notification On My Iphone by snitchbitch: 8:29am On Dec 16, 2022
Anytime I start using opera mini with my mtn line me too I see that message too TRACTION APPS

may be it has to do with operamini

I don't know sha
Politics / Re: Either We Win, Or The World Will Be Destroyed: Alexander Dugin by snitchbitch: 8:20am On Dec 16, 2022
World war one, the world moved on

World war two, the world moved on

Corona virus, in 2020, and the world is still spinning

The world doesn't wait for anyone, if you like kill everyone in your country,

God destroyed the whole world with flood during Prophet Noah s time and the world is still moving on

Let Russia stop kidding herself

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Romance / Re: Why Are Our Young Girls Now Going Into Prostitution? by snitchbitch: 8:16am On Dec 16, 2022
Most of them are not contented with the little that they have

You cant satisfy them
Even if you give them everything that you have they will still sleep around

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UK Opens Door For Nigerian Teachers by snitchbitch: 7:17am On Dec 15, 2022
UK? If na America or Canada now, those ones better pass UK

Even Europe like Spain, France better pass UK

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Romance / Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by snitchbitch: 7:06am On Dec 15, 2022
If a woman likes dxck there is nothing she can't do to get it

There is one lady in my compound where I lived before, she works in a bank up till now she never marry, and she is almost 40 by now

All her male friends are sleeping with her, anytime she needs it, she will just call anyone of them and get it.

She doesn't even hide it anymore, she is single and enjoying herself.

Many ladies don't worry about status as long as they get what they want, some of them are sugar mummies while some of them are single mothers.

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Family / Re: Marrying A Masturbator! by snitchbitch: 6:53am On Dec 15, 2022
May be she is a lesbian

Watch the word "MAY BE"!

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Romance / Re: Japa: Blood Relatives Living In The UK For Over 30 To 60 Years, Nothing In Life by snitchbitch: 2:18am On Dec 10, 2022
I have not been to the airport save UK

But there are alot of definitions to success

For some it's children, building house, buying a car, or getting rich

But for some people it's none of those,
If they can be healthy, without one naira in their pockets, it's still success

From what I read, op might be thinking in terms of luxury wealth or material prosperity

But many people don't count all those things anymore, and you will agree with me that
Some even count their GIFT OF LIFE as a success

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Sports / Re: Tite steps down As Brazil Coach after World Cup Exit by snitchbitch: 12:56am On Dec 10, 2022
See them

Always thinking that world cup is their birth right

Ever since Olympics USA 96
WEY MY NWANKWO KANU

PEPPERED THEM

THEIR LIVES HAVE NEVER REMAINED THE SAME

So na only your country Sabi play FOOTBALL ABI?

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Romance / Re: I Am A Cow by snitchbitch: 10:14pm On Dec 08, 2022
I am a cow

I am cow
Mooo

Iam cow
I am a cow
Moo
I will never ever be a goat
A cow is big and a goat is small
I am cow
Iam acow
Moo
A cow can travel from Maiduguri to Lagos
A goat will die for road
I am a cow
I am cow
Moo

If you sell two cows
You will buy a Mercedes Benz
Goat no go fit buy bicycle,

If you are a goat you are goat you can never be anything else

Bye

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Politics / Re: Atiku The Savior by snitchbitch: 10:07pm On Dec 08, 2022
He did vp under obj for eight years

Obj even wanted to go for third term, na some ministers and house of assembly ganged up against him

His party pdp ruled for 16years, they have been in power since we started democracy,

They didn't even complete their national Secretariat in Abuja
The funds for it were embezzled
Pdp even boasted she will rule us for 50years concurrently before she was toppled in 2015

Since 2011, He Atiku has been contesting,
He even said he will sell nnpc, nepa, and a huge chunk of our national companies and organisations.

Someone who used and dumped Gov. wike, he ended up picking Gov.Okowa as his running mate despite all the sacrifices we know the latter did for their party

During obj administration, he had all the governors under his tutelage, even his boss had to beg him

Ask him where were the funds for COJA, and the NATIONAL STADIUM in Abuja back then when Nigeria and Ghana hosted the African nations cup in 2000?

Some said he owned MIKANO GENERATORS, company whetther true or not who knows,

And ask him why he can't set a foot in UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

So please ask Mr Atiku what the hell does he still want with THE HOT SEAT?
Politics / Re: Labour Party Promises To Give Nigerians N80,000 Minimum Wage by snitchbitch: 9:56pm On Dec 08, 2022
Wetin concern rat say BUHARI no dey inside office

Wetin concern Musa with who dey Waka pass from of the gate

Nothing concerns these guys about Nigerians,

They are IN IT for themselves and their children

Their children are abroad enjoying

We poor people dey here dey attack each other.

May God save us!
Politics / Re: Reps Order CBN To Suspend Cash New Withdrawal Policy by snitchbitch: 9:51pm On Dec 08, 2022
Na poor man police dey catch for Nigeria now

#yeepeyhaa!
Phones / Re: Mtn Is A Fraud by snitchbitch: 9:42pm On Dec 08, 2022
Report them to NCC

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Politics / Re: APC Must Go Plate Numbers Now Available by snitchbitch: 9:32pm On Dec 08, 2022
Not supporting Apc oh

But with the myriads of issues on ground right now, whomsoever wins in 2023 is coming to pack shit from 2023 till he/she leaves office

Peter Obi or Atiku or Tinubu can't solve the issues that we have right now on ground

So let's stop deceiving ourselves
High level of poverty
Insecurity
Unemployment
Epileptic power supply
Poor economy
Ethnic and tribal bigotry
Religious issues
Sect and regional division(Biafra, Oduduwa Republic, Arewa Republic)
And so on and so on

These are some of the issues on ground in Nigeria

#peace!

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Politics / Re: INEC will soon release report on PVCs found buried, it’ll be shocking by snitchbitch: 9:26pm On Dec 08, 2022
Peter Obi for Aso Rock

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Family / Re: Wall Gecko Wipes Out Family Of Six In Ogun State by snitchbitch: 6:22am On Dec 04, 2022
In one Hadith, Prophet Muhammad PBUH asked us to kill wall geckos because it is an animal that breathe fire to Prophet Ibrahim PBUH when they threw him inside fire
So anywhere we see wall geckos, we should kill them
The word of God is always true

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Romance / Re: See Chicken Wey Wife Material Fry For Husband To Be by snitchbitch: 4:59am On Dec 01, 2022
Shey you dey whine me ni?
Politics / Re: FG Blames State Governments For Rising Poverty by snitchbitch: 4:43am On Dec 01, 2022
When Buhari leaves office in May, let's see who you will still be blaming

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Health / Re: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by snitchbitch: 9:58am On Nov 30, 2022
KunGioKehRah:
But wait oh

Didn't you use condom?

Condom N500
Nigga Raw N96k

Them no dey tell person now!

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Under-rated Pleasure? by snitchbitch: 6:23am On Nov 23, 2022
Eating dabinu( dates) with coconut

You said Hausa guys dey suffer abi,

But na them dey enjoy pass!

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