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Business / Re: Black People Are Cursed, I Swear by snitchbitch: 5:24am On Nov 28, 2021
in nigeria here we grew up in the society of you are on your own mentality unlike in the america society where there is love and care

as for baba suwe that you mentioned, before his health degenerated, he has wealth and lived luxury lifestlye even though not for long, he ought to have invested for himself knowing fully well the type of society we are in lagos especially nigeria where everybody hates you and nobody likes you especially if you are a star and icon like he was back then, even all the friends he has or had some will be smiling at him but wishing him bad behind his back,

as for davido, he is still alive and a very good investment, if you are a banker abd you were given one million dollars to invest in, which one would you pick, a dead broke or a popular celeb?


as for his(baba suwe) health, you can blame our health care system on that,and also his associations welfare package, but i heard they later rallied around him and supported him abit sha,

the onus of the matter was that, why was he too doing drugs?

thats the main issue?

he was said to have actually ingested the hard drugs but they said he did charm not to shit the drugs so they coukdnt convict him of the crime

people started calling him OYAGBETI and he was happy to have gotten away with it not knowing the repercussions will be abyssmal


as for black and white people, white people enslaved black people, gagged them, chained them and took them in ships from africa to america,

even a kid knows whites hate blacks
but do blacks too love themselves?
thats the million dollar question?
AS FOR BLACKS BEING CURSED i dispute that, we have many great blacks like you ALL KNOW MAKING US PROUD and even whites wanting to be like them, so stop saying blacks are cursed, its just the bad ones amongst them that need to rethink and have a change of heart


as for organisations making donations

like i said, american system is a love based societal system and cant be compared to our hated filled devil hydra haired political and economical system of nigeria

even those with money are afraid and watching their backs incase po po or efcc is coming for them, so you just cant behave anyhow or spend money any how or flaunt wealth without legal source of income to back it up or anti corruption officials will be banging at your door!

thats why everyone is careful of giving out donations anyhow, but that still doesnt cancel out the fact that we dont have kind at heart people



as for being hungry or poor, oga there are poor people too in america but they cant be compared to nigeria sha thats just the difference


as for thrift stores, we have bowler guys and waste recyclers here in lagos too, they convert everything and recycle them

though you have got a point there but as you rightly said we need a value system re orientation and thats what is the best for this kind of situations THANKS YOU NAILED THIS ONE


as for being hard working OMO WE GET HARD WORKING PEOPLE TOO FOR NAIJA OOH!


WALAHI WE DEY WORK HARD OH, but na God dey bless our hustle sha!


as for AFRICANS being backward in fifty years time, i dispute that, we AFRICANS are already amongst WORLD leaders, MANDELA, was from AFRICA, BARRACK OBAMA has AFRICAN roots, ROBERT MUGABE, MUAMMAR GADDAFI, even BIBLICAL PHARAOH himself and many more are all from AFRICA


as for not marrying an AFRICAN, well thats your choice but dont let hatred and bigotry to becloud your sense of judgement,


BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT CURSED, THEY ARE BLESSED

I AM PROUD TO BE A BLACK MAN!

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Romance / Re: Why Are So Many Nigerian Girls Going Into Hookup by snitchbitch: 4:36am On Nov 28, 2021
many families cant afford three square meals per day, some push their kids to the streets to fend for themselves,

many women are single mums or baby mamas, they solely brought up their child or children,

SOME relationships have failed due to lack of trust , love, sex or imaginary wild expectations before marriage which proved wrong after wedding,
some just agree to sleep with each other on a casual basis and fxck other men or women at leisure time, because they dont have time to be living together as a married family

SO THERE IS A VERY BIG ISSUE WITH OUR family system

many chikdren dont even know there father or mother

some babies were dropped away at birth,

orphans plenty very well for NAIJA

ten million ALMAJIRI roaming the streets aimlessly

thats the problem with the society

i asked one girl in 2018 that what did she wanted to become like doctor, lawyer or engineer , guess what she replied, she said i wanted to become OLOSHO!
Romance / Re: Why Are So Many Nigerian Girls Going Into Hookup by snitchbitch: 4:27am On Nov 28, 2021
it all boils,down to the family

the family is the smallest unit of the society

if it thrive society stands

if it fails, society fails

you met your woman at the club and she got pregnant, the child is now a whor,e or pole dancer
is there any issue with that

guys are doing yahoo yahoo and making money like tomorrow no dey only to spend am ontop p,ussy and olosh,os so is there any problem with that?


if you ask any yahoo guy why he is doing yahoo he will tell you that
1. politicians too are stealing
2. high rate of unemployment
3. poverty and ignorance
4. morals and values have become infinitesimal
5. corruption and injustice

our leaders are seen riding big cars everyday, going on expensive trips to DUBAI, LONDON etc

marrying young girls and flounting illegally sourced wealth on them

thats one of the major factors causing rise in yahoo yahoo among nowaday youths and prostitution among girls

imagine girl A collected 50,000 from MR X,

wont girl B too start selling her pxssy?

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Romance / Re: This Is What Older Women Are Now Requesting For* by snitchbitch: 4:03am On Nov 28, 2021
Divoc19:
Don't generalize.
Mind your language.
Not all older women are sick please.

but many oloshos nowadays are OLDER WOMEN

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Romance / Re: One Disadvantage Of Having A Big Diick... by snitchbitch: 4:00am On Nov 28, 2021
many women even know how to fxxk even more than men

when they first meet you, they will be looking at your cassava, your big toes, and your big thumb

its from there they will get to know if you are big down there or not

but most guys dont know this

women know alot about men than even men know about themselves

NO BE WOMAN BORN YOU?

and one other thing is if you constantly fxck a woman continously, your dxck will grow in size

women know this too, that why they love a guy that flirts around and prefer him to a guy that is shy around women
they know he has tasted the forbidden fruit and he has some experience about fxcking

no matter how big, you are down there, THEY WOMEN ARE MUCH BIGGER!

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Romance / Re: One Disadvantage Of Having A Big Diick... by snitchbitch: 3:53am On Nov 28, 2021
va,gina is elastic no matter how big you are, it will still entee her to,to

but the problem is the speed of fxcki,ng and her pain

just get oil or lubricant and dive inside


nothing like too big or extra large


YOUR DICK BIG REACH NEW BORN BABYS HEAD?

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Phones / Re: EaseMoni Loaned Me Money Without My Consent (See Chats) by snitchbitch: 3:25am On Nov 28, 2021
shortgun:

Are you for real? You stopped using Ur SIM cos a scammer called you?
People dey sha


100 naira sim card or 1,000,000 wiped off from your account

its your choice,

if you change sim, though i AM not encouraging that, will the yahoo boy know the new phone number?

i ALSO noticed that what may have caused it that time was that i always give my phone to people to make call anyhow, so thats why i usually receive calls from strange numbers

and another tip is that, why you go and buy new sim, i dont know much about glo but i am very very sure about mtn and airtel

ensure the number you pick has not been used by any one before for instance if you are still seeing a sim pack of 0803 0806 0703 0706 they have all be used and re used by someone before, may be they have even died or lost their phone or it got stolen, if you pit the new sim in your phone you will be seeing their alert all the time on your phone so its adviseable to buy the lastest numbers that hasnt been used by any one, like 0913 0903 etc
for airtel 0901 0907 etc


may GOD Save us
#itiswell!
Romance / Re: Men Who Come My Way Only Want To “tap” And Leave – Efia Odo by snitchbitch: 12:19am On Nov 27, 2021
THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN BY AYI KWEI AMAH




i couldnt decipher the above everytime my late sec sch principal(MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PEACE)recites it to any stubborn pretty girl in our class.



it was when i grew up i fully comprehended what he meant


DEAR EFIA, PUT SMALL ATTITUDE TO YOUR BEAUTY!

#ITISWELL!

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Phones / Re: EaseMoni Loaned Me Money Without My Consent (See Chats) by snitchbitch: 12:05am On Nov 27, 2021
its very likely that BIG BOYS have gained access to your phone or bank account


i will just suggest you should block all channels to your bank account before they do ABRACADABRA for your bank account

also consider changing your passwords too, and dont send OTP to anyone either WHATSAPP or any app, when they call you with a uk number asking for OTP, they usually do this when they want to hack your accountt or phone


ALSO STOP RECEIVING CALLS FROM STRANGE NUMBERS

one day one of THEM(YAHOO GUYS) called me saying he is a babalawo from ile ife, i just removed the sim and bought another line


MAY GOD SAVE US!

#itiswell!
Politics / Re: A Former President Of The Senate, Dr Bukola Saraki - President In The 2023 by snitchbitch: 8:28pm On Nov 25, 2021
during otoge, kwarans didnt even pray to GOD that he should die


they just told GOD that he should leave!



just think about it when FOUR MILLION people ask you to leave them in peace


#JUSTTHINKABOUTIT!
Politics / Re: A Former President Of The Senate, Dr Bukola Saraki - President In The 2023 by snitchbitch: 8:25pm On Nov 25, 2021
modsfucker:
Saraki means well for this Country, I'd support him


ask kwara people what he did for them for governor ruling them over eight years,

ask them what he did when he became senator north central, and eventually senate president BEFORE THEY ALL MADE UP THEIR MINDS AND VOTED AGAINST HIM SHOUTING "OTOGE" before headbutting him out of senate president seat


THE MAN IS AN ASTUTE POLITICIAN, BUT HE IS TOO GREEDY AND FANTASTICALLY CORRUPT TO RULE FOR NOW



JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT A MAN WILL HAVE DONE BEFORE A WHOLE STATE WILL BECOME TIRED OF HIM!

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Politics / Re: 'Don’t Vote PDP In 2023' - El-Rufai To Kaduna Residents (Video) by snitchbitch: 8:17pm On Nov 25, 2021
whats the difference?

black pot and black kettle?


arent they both black?
Politics / Re: 58 Drug Addicts, Hoodlums Arrested During Kano Islamic Gathering by snitchbitch: 8:11pm On Nov 25, 2021
58 out of millions of royal highnesses drug heads and junkies


NUMBERS DONT LIE

BUT I AM SMELLING "LAI MUHAMMED " IN THIS TOPIC



#itiswell!

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Romance / Re: Name Some Movies You Have Watched With Bad Ass X-rated Scenes by snitchbitch: 1:06am On Nov 13, 2021
hard

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Celebrities / Re: Pantless Dancer, Zodwa Beat Up A Fan Who Pressed Her Private Part On Stage–video by snitchbitch: 8:27pm On Nov 12, 2021
may be she doesnt have money to buy pants








whats the issue?



i said may be
Romance / Re: Does It Really Matter The Sex, Life Ehn by snitchbitch: 3:44pm On Nov 12, 2021
you cant compare boy child with a girl child, girl will later go to his husbands house even if she doesnt , its the husband that will inherit the property that she has

so thats the problem with female children

when my dad married my step mum, she started giving birth to girls, girls everyday, her friends came and advised her that she should open the kpekus for oga make oga score, or else those girls she is giving birth to cant inherit for her

she agreed and complied as advised and had a boy as the last born.

though scientifically its the mans fault if he baby is a girl against what most,men hold against their wives

but most women are stronger sexually than most men, they can go many rounds without getting tired unlike most men who will sleep off after two rounds

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Politics / Re: Secession: Why Nigeria Must Not Disintegrate – Gen Abdulsalam Abubakar by snitchbitch: 8:09am On Aug 13, 2021
insidelife22:
no northerner would like to see Nigeria disintegrate,they gain too much from one Nigeria.



yes now

they just wake up and spend free money, especially their elite class, they just roll up their motor car glasses and pretend as if they dont see people suffering
Politics / Re: Secession: Why Nigeria Must Not Disintegrate – Gen Abdulsalam Abubakar by snitchbitch: 8:06am On Aug 13, 2021
DAGRIN (RIP) :

I DREAM TO BECOME NIGERIAN PRESIDENT ONE DAY

THE MONEY THAT PRESIDENT STOLE IS ENCOURAGING ME

BUT THE CURSES THAT PEOPLE GAVE THEM IS DISCOURAGING ME

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Pictures Of President Buhari Visit To Tinubu In London by snitchbitch: 7:22am On Aug 13, 2021
Reacting?

WERENT THEY nigerians the ones who voted them into office?

DID both buhari and Tinubu disappeared into power?

NONSENSE!


ELEPHANT DEY PASS, FARMER DEY VEX,

SHEY HIM GO USE HOES AND CUTLASS TO KILL ELEPHANT?



Let them continue to REACT

HAPPY REACTING!

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits Asiwaju Bola Tinubu In London (Photos) by snitchbitch: 6:50am On Aug 13, 2021
MOSES AND MOUTAIN

if the mountain wont go to moses pbuh

then moses pbuh will go to the mountain



I DIDNT MENTION ANYBODYS NAME OO








IS YOUR NAME MOUNTAIN?


LOL
#ITISWELL!
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Stupid And Hypocritical? by snitchbitch: 12:53pm On Jul 17, 2021
the gods(small letter g) have left this country a very long time










its now everyman with his troubles


#GODSAVEUS
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Stupid And Hypocritical? by snitchbitch: 12:51pm On Jul 17, 2021
rich and successful people no longer think about nigeria


they only think about their businesses and investments


nigeria isnt a united entity or nation



its only a piece of land on the map of the world


stop loosing sleep over nigeria


everybody have learned to move on with their businesses and lives

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Health / Re: Drug To Use For Gonorrhea by snitchbitch: 12:43pm On Jul 17, 2021
visit a doctor











NAIRALAND ISNT AN HOSPITAL
Politics / Re: The Yorubas; Why Fulani May Return To Presidency 2023 by snitchbitch: 8:03am On Jul 17, 2021
so you guys are still around?





thought you have gone to BIAFRA?

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Business / Re: GTBank Hit By Mass Resignation, Mobile App & USSD Transaction Failures by snitchbitch: 7:55pm On Jul 09, 2021
one of my ogas back then always use all these yeye small small banks



i asked him why


could you guess his reply?





YOU WANT US TO GO QUEUE FOR GTB ABI?


LOL

#ITISWELL

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Business / Re: GTBank Hit By Mass Resignation, Mobile App & USSD Transaction Failures by snitchbitch: 7:53pm On Jul 09, 2021
make i dey sleep inside my house jejely kuku pay me than to dey go inside gt bank






thank GOD i dont use their account anymore



#ITISWELL
Crime / Re: Abdulrasheed Bawa: How Nigeria Can End Corruption by snitchbitch: 3:04am On Jul 09, 2021
corruption has already started from the day man was having sex with his wife in,nigreria


its already in our dna



its engrained


its our oxygen




THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO



#KILLUSALL!
Politics / Re: “Northerners Are Not Parasites, We Discovered Oil” – NCM by snitchbitch: 4:32am On Jun 21, 2021
your governors have little or no igr at all, all they do is wait for month ending and collect federal,allocations from abuja


and you are not parasites?


your youths are idle, smoking weed or roaming the streets with bowls begging for food in tattered rags and dirt, in heat and cold


and you are not parasites?


herdsmen who they themsleves have farms green and lustre wont plunder it with their cows but will roam down south to sack piller and plunder peoples farms with their evil bedevilled cows

and you are not parasites?

A child not well taught will sell the house well built


#GODSAVEUSALL

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Car Talk / Re: Egyptian Inventors Build Cars That Can Be Driven On Water (Pictures) by snitchbitch: 3:39am On Jun 21, 2021
this will be good in LAGOS during the rainy seasons

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