₦airaland Forum

na your to,to

when she dey collect money from me you dey there?

so wetin concern you for the matter

if i like i fit remove the pxssy carry am comot

wetin be your own?




YOU NO GET NUDE VIDEOS TO POST FOR MC GALAXY S INSTAGRAM ANYMORE!


#itiswell!

i just pray they eventually pay them sha


welcome to nigeria

#itiswell!

then let them pay the price,

getting drones and other gadgets is not child s play and not a days job,

they are worth millions and billions of naira


pathetic thing is that we despite spending 70% of our yearly budget on insecurity/ security whichever you like call it,

we get little or no palatable result!

just like chernobyl in russia,

birds started falling off the sky

it is probably contaminated air or virus like flu


scientists will surely unravel whatever might be going on

#itiswell!

when "SATAN" wants to catch a man






he sends a "NIGERIAN WOMAN"





#GODsaveME!

its not the fault of the yahoo boy,its the women that chose bad guys ahead of good guys

typical nigerian woman will chose to marry a bad guy instead of a good guy

argue with your keyboard

Mr Dj please play me "The Money" by Davido ft Olamide



yee gimme the money eeh

biko ye me ego!

........
Olamide: take a look at me like this!

oga nairaland isnt a hospital

go see a medical doctor

They told you Nigerian women are dangerous


you no hear


now see ya self!

MRS BOM BOM

EVEN LIFE HERSELF BECAME TIRED OF "VAGINA PEOPLE"

@OP

PLease stop misinforming people

WALL GECKOS, YORUBA NAME OMOLE

are very very bad animals fo yoi to have in your house and they should be killed on sight with your shoes or broom stick bunch


they are amongst the creatures of hell fire as they breathed fire on PROPHET ABRAHAM, AS, when his enemies threw him inside fire but GOD saved him from the fire


also wall geckos in your house or room means A VERY VERY BAD SIGN OF POVERTY IN YOUR LIFE


so please do the needful and kill any wall gecko you find in your room or house

thanks

#itiswell!

REMOVE WOMEN FROM YOUR LIFE ISSUES AND HALF OF YOUR PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN SOLVED




SOME OF THEM WOMEN, DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY WANT

most people dont know that most of their popular songs werent actually WRITTEN BY THE SINGER

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sorry but toto no be free


baby before you go chop my money

you must chop my YOUNG JOHN THE WICKED PRODUCER

christianity and prostitution go hand in hand

most of those christian nations and countries promote prostitution like tomorrow no dey

they get clubs and night parties even some arabic nations too are copying them now, thats the main trend now


nothing new about it

in nigeria here we grew up in the society of you are on your own mentality unlike in the america society where there is love and care

as for baba suwe that you mentioned, before his health degenerated, he has wealth and lived luxury lifestlye even though not for long, he ought to have invested for himself knowing fully well the type of society we are in lagos especially nigeria where everybody hates you and nobody likes you especially if you are a star and icon like he was back then, even all the friends he has or had some will be smiling at him but wishing him bad behind his back,

as for davido, he is still alive and a very good investment, if you are a banker abd you were given one million dollars to invest in, which one would you pick, a dead broke or a popular celeb?


as for his(baba suwe) health, you can blame our health care system on that,and also his associations welfare package, but i heard they later rallied around him and supported him abit sha,

the onus of the matter was that, why was he too doing drugs?

thats the main issue?

he was said to have actually ingested the hard drugs but they said he did charm not to shit the drugs so they coukdnt convict him of the crime

people started calling him OYAGBETI and he was happy to have gotten away with it not knowing the repercussions will be abyssmal


as for black and white people, white people enslaved black people, gagged them, chained them and took them in ships from africa to america,

even a kid knows whites hate blacks
but do blacks too love themselves?
thats the million dollar question?
AS FOR BLACKS BEING CURSED i dispute that, we have many great blacks like you ALL KNOW MAKING US PROUD and even whites wanting to be like them, so stop saying blacks are cursed, its just the bad ones amongst them that need to rethink and have a change of heart


as for organisations making donations

like i said, american system is a love based societal system and cant be compared to our hated filled devil hydra haired political and economical system of nigeria

even those with money are afraid and watching their backs incase po po or efcc is coming for them, so you just cant behave anyhow or spend money any how or flaunt wealth without legal source of income to back it up or anti corruption officials will be banging at your door!

thats why everyone is careful of giving out donations anyhow, but that still doesnt cancel out the fact that we dont have kind at heart people



as for being hungry or poor, oga there are poor people too in america but they cant be compared to nigeria sha thats just the difference


as for thrift stores, we have bowler guys and waste recyclers here in lagos too, they convert everything and recycle them

though you have got a point there but as you rightly said we need a value system re orientation and thats what is the best for this kind of situations THANKS YOU NAILED THIS ONE


as for being hard working OMO WE GET HARD WORKING PEOPLE TOO FOR NAIJA OOH!


WALAHI WE DEY WORK HARD OH, but na God dey bless our hustle sha!


as for AFRICANS being backward in fifty years time, i dispute that, we AFRICANS are already amongst WORLD leaders, MANDELA, was from AFRICA, BARRACK OBAMA has AFRICAN roots, ROBERT MUGABE, MUAMMAR GADDAFI, even BIBLICAL PHARAOH himself and many more are all from AFRICA


as for not marrying an AFRICAN, well thats your choice but dont let hatred and bigotry to becloud your sense of judgement,


BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT CURSED, THEY ARE BLESSED

I AM PROUD TO BE A BLACK MAN!

many families cant afford three square meals per day, some push their kids to the streets to fend for themselves,

many women are single mums or baby mamas, they solely brought up their child or children,

SOME relationships have failed due to lack of trust , love, sex or imaginary wild expectations before marriage which proved wrong after wedding,
some just agree to sleep with each other on a casual basis and fxck other men or women at leisure time, because they dont have time to be living together as a married family

SO THERE IS A VERY BIG ISSUE WITH OUR family system

many chikdren dont even know there father or mother

some babies were dropped away at birth,

orphans plenty very well for NAIJA

ten million ALMAJIRI roaming the streets aimlessly

thats the problem with the society

i asked one girl in 2018 that what did she wanted to become like doctor, lawyer or engineer , guess what she replied, she said i wanted to become OLOSHO!

it all boils,down to the family

the family is the smallest unit of the society

if it thrive society stands

if it fails, society fails

you met your woman at the club and she got pregnant, the child is now a whor,e or pole dancer
is there any issue with that

guys are doing yahoo yahoo and making money like tomorrow no dey only to spend am ontop p,ussy and olosh,os so is there any problem with that?


if you ask any yahoo guy why he is doing yahoo he will tell you that
1. politicians too are stealing
2. high rate of unemployment
3. poverty and ignorance
4. morals and values have become infinitesimal
5. corruption and injustice

our leaders are seen riding big cars everyday, going on expensive trips to DUBAI, LONDON etc

marrying young girls and flounting illegally sourced wealth on them

thats one of the major factors causing rise in yahoo yahoo among nowaday youths and prostitution among girls

imagine girl A collected 50,000 from MR X,

wont girl B too start selling her pxssy?

Divoc19:
Don't generalize.
Mind your language.
Not all older women are sick please.

but many oloshos nowadays are OLDER WOMEN

many women even know how to fxxk even more than men

when they first meet you, they will be looking at your cassava, your big toes, and your big thumb

its from there they will get to know if you are big down there or not

but most guys dont know this

women know alot about men than even men know about themselves

NO BE WOMAN BORN YOU?

and one other thing is if you constantly fxck a woman continously, your dxck will grow in size

women know this too, that why they love a guy that flirts around and prefer him to a guy that is shy around women
they know he has tasted the forbidden fruit and he has some experience about fxcking

no matter how big, you are down there, THEY WOMEN ARE MUCH BIGGER!

va,gina is elastic no matter how big you are, it will still entee her to,to

but the problem is the speed of fxcki,ng and her pain

just get oil or lubricant and dive inside


nothing like too big or extra large


YOUR DICK BIG REACH NEW BORN BABYS HEAD?

shortgun:
Are you for real? You stopped using Ur SIM cos a scammer called you?
People dey sha

100 naira sim card or 1,000,000 wiped off from your account

its your choice,

if you change sim, though i AM not encouraging that, will the yahoo boy know the new phone number?

i ALSO noticed that what may have caused it that time was that i always give my phone to people to make call anyhow, so thats why i usually receive calls from strange numbers

and another tip is that, why you go and buy new sim, i dont know much about glo but i am very very sure about mtn and airtel

ensure the number you pick has not been used by any one before for instance if you are still seeing a sim pack of 0803 0806 0703 0706 they have all be used and re used by someone before, may be they have even died or lost their phone or it got stolen, if you pit the new sim in your phone you will be seeing their alert all the time on your phone so its adviseable to buy the lastest numbers that hasnt been used by any one, like 0913 0903 etc
for airtel 0901 0907 etc


may GOD Save us
#itiswell!

THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN BY AYI KWEI AMAH




i couldnt decipher the above everytime my late sec sch principal(MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PEACE)recites it to any stubborn pretty girl in our class.



it was when i grew up i fully comprehended what he meant


DEAR EFIA, PUT SMALL ATTITUDE TO YOUR BEAUTY!

#ITISWELL!

its very likely that BIG BOYS have gained access to your phone or bank account


i will just suggest you should block all channels to your bank account before they do ABRACADABRA for your bank account

also consider changing your passwords too, and dont send OTP to anyone either WHATSAPP or any app, when they call you with a uk number asking for OTP, they usually do this when they want to hack your accountt or phone


ALSO STOP RECEIVING CALLS FROM STRANGE NUMBERS

one day one of THEM(YAHOO GUYS) called me saying he is a babalawo from ile ife, i just removed the sim and bought another line


MAY GOD SAVE US!

#itiswell!

during otoge, kwarans didnt even pray to GOD that he should die


they just told GOD that he should leave!



just think about it when FOUR MILLION people ask you to leave them in peace


#JUSTTHINKABOUTIT!

modsfucker:
Saraki means well for this Country, I'd support him

ask kwara people what he did for them for governor ruling them over eight years,

ask them what he did when he became senator north central, and eventually senate president BEFORE THEY ALL MADE UP THEIR MINDS AND VOTED AGAINST HIM SHOUTING "OTOGE" before headbutting him out of senate president seat


THE MAN IS AN ASTUTE POLITICIAN, BUT HE IS TOO GREEDY AND FANTASTICALLY CORRUPT TO RULE FOR NOW



JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT A MAN WILL HAVE DONE BEFORE A WHOLE STATE WILL BECOME TIRED OF HIM!

whats the difference?

black pot and black kettle?


arent they both black?

58 out of millions of royal highnesses drug heads and junkies


NUMBERS DONT LIE

BUT I AM SMELLING "LAI MUHAMMED " IN THIS TOPIC



#itiswell!