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May be she is a lesbian

Watch the word "MAY BE"!

I have not been to the airport save UK

But there are alot of definitions to success

For some it's children, building house, buying a car, or getting rich

But for some people it's none of those,
If they can be healthy, without one naira in their pockets, it's still success

From what I read, op might be thinking in terms of luxury wealth or material prosperity

But many people don't count all those things anymore, and you will agree with me that
Some even count their GIFT OF LIFE as a success

See them

Always thinking that world cup is their birth right

Ever since Olympics USA 96
WEY MY NWANKWO KANU

PEPPERED THEM

THEIR LIVES HAVE NEVER REMAINED THE SAME

So na only your country Sabi play FOOTBALL ABI?

I am a cow

I am cow
Mooo

Iam cow
I am a cow
Moo
I will never ever be a goat
A cow is big and a goat is small
I am cow
Iam acow
Moo
A cow can travel from Maiduguri to Lagos
A goat will die for road
I am a cow
I am cow
Moo

If you sell two cows
You will buy a Mercedes Benz
Goat no go fit buy bicycle,

If you are a goat you are goat you can never be anything else

Bye

He did vp under obj for eight years

Obj even wanted to go for third term, na some ministers and house of assembly ganged up against him

His party pdp ruled for 16years, they have been in power since we started democracy,

They didn't even complete their national Secretariat in Abuja
The funds for it were embezzled
Pdp even boasted she will rule us for 50years concurrently before she was toppled in 2015

Since 2011, He Atiku has been contesting,
He even said he will sell nnpc, nepa, and a huge chunk of our national companies and organisations.

Someone who used and dumped Gov. wike, he ended up picking Gov.Okowa as his running mate despite all the sacrifices we know the latter did for their party

During obj administration, he had all the governors under his tutelage, even his boss had to beg him

Ask him where were the funds for COJA, and the NATIONAL STADIUM in Abuja back then when Nigeria and Ghana hosted the African nations cup in 2000?

Some said he owned MIKANO GENERATORS, company whetther true or not who knows,

And ask him why he can't set a foot in UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

So please ask Mr Atiku what the hell does he still want with THE HOT SEAT?

Wetin concern rat say BUHARI no dey inside office

Wetin concern Musa with who dey Waka pass from of the gate

Nothing concerns these guys about Nigerians,

They are IN IT for themselves and their children

Their children are abroad enjoying

We poor people dey here dey attack each other.

May God save us!

Na poor man police dey catch for Nigeria now

#yeepeyhaa!

Report them to NCC

Not supporting Apc oh

But with the myriads of issues on ground right now, whomsoever wins in 2023 is coming to pack shit from 2023 till he/she leaves office

Peter Obi or Atiku or Tinubu can't solve the issues that we have right now on ground

So let's stop deceiving ourselves
High level of poverty
Insecurity
Unemployment
Epileptic power supply
Poor economy
Ethnic and tribal bigotry
Religious issues
Sect and regional division(Biafra, Oduduwa Republic, Arewa Republic)
And so on and so on

These are some of the issues on ground in Nigeria

#peace!

Peter Obi for Aso Rock

In one Hadith, Prophet Muhammad PBUH asked us to kill wall geckos because it is an animal that breathe fire to Prophet Ibrahim PBUH when they threw him inside fire
So anywhere we see wall geckos, we should kill them
The word of God is always true

Shey you dey whine me ni?

When Buhari leaves office in May, let's see who you will still be blaming

KunGioKehRah:
But wait oh

Didn't you use condom?

Condom N500
Nigga Raw N96k

Them no dey tell person now!

Eating dabinu( dates) with coconut

You said Hausa guys dey suffer abi,

But na them dey enjoy pass!

Watched it in Bruce Willis film

Die hard

If you have rug inside your toilet, when you get back from work,

Sit on the water closet, don't off your socks, then place your feet on the rug and enjoy the pleasure there from the rug.


Thanks!

Before oil was discovered in Nigeria,

What was her highest foreign income earner?


It is well?

At this era of green revolution

So there is still a nation of the world that is jubilating that it has discovered oil?

When everyone is thinking about how to diversify their economy from oil?

It's not our land that is faulty, it's our brains!

I don't know what is going on oh but my free tv has been showing Ghanaian stations since like a week now and I am wondering what the hell is going on

I wanted to watch tv news when I discovered that the channels previously there before were no longer there again.

All it's now showing are those speaking Ghanaian languages all the time.


Guys did you too notice the same thing on your decoder or is it only my own?

Have you ever heard someone fight with God and win God?

What most don't know is that Islam is from heaven and not from earth.

You can have issues with Muslims and may go Scot free, but if you get issue with Islam, toor Oyo na your case.

In 2020, due to covid Hajj didn't take place, many died, but God is still God, He doesn't need anyone to worship Him, but we can't breathe without Him,

Leave China alone, let them be practicing their Buddhism, I pray they don't learn before they LEARN LESSON!

IT IS WELL!

Alot of factors cometo play before waec result is cooked and baked.

Exam malpractice too will affect the result

Late registration and nearness to the exam centre too will affect the students

As for waec, they sometimes rush up to meet the set time they need to mark their exam scripts, most of those teachers are hastened up to mark dummies and exam booklets, some of them sometimes complains of not being paid on time.

Another factor is the social media, many of our youths nowadays are on Whatsapp and Facebook whilst their teacher is teaching them in the class, so this also affects their performances.

But all in all, the zone or region has little or no effect at all.
In 2005, they wrote the waec exams twice because the first one was cancelled when. There was widespread exam malpractice in Lagos, and all the candidates were boasting on the streets that they have lambasted waec exams, so the exam body ordered that they redo some subjects,

What affects results most on the part of the students is reading culture while on the part of the govt/ society is money because in the north most of those schools waec fees were paid by the govt. and they will even be begging them to come to school. But down in the south parent will pay humongous sums of money on their kids and will admonish him or her that "alaye, if you fail your waec exam, you will go and learn trade, " so the child too will do all his best to make sure that he passed.

As for south west, what might have caused the failure is the apparent quagmire that "there is no job" even those who even go to school are roaming around jobless or end up doing yahoo yahoo!
So there is this laxity amongst the students that they shouldn't bother themselves about academics but just learn how to make money.

It is well!

Old mama

Could remember my uncle playing her songs with his girlfriend whenever they were inside back then

Didn't she win Grammy?

But didn't he said "Subsidy is a Scam"?

Federal Government don't even know what to do anymore

nnPc didn't remit all the funds they generated to the accounts of central bank

They also said that their was crude oil theft to the tune of billions of dollars

There is also insecurity every here and there

Now ASSU STRIKE

PROBLEMS UP AND DOWN FOR BUBU

Some are even calling for his resignation this morning

Na only baba God fit save us for this country Sha

And Tinubu , Atiku and peter obi are killing each other to get to this same position

Will they make it better or worse
It is well!

Heys fine girl bring your bum bum EMILOKAN!

Emi Lo KAN!


Where are Peter Obidients?

Are they still on Twitter?

It takes knowledge to get to the top but it takes attitude to stay at the top

Portable and the headies are a very good example

But didn't they use Muslim Muslim in June 12?