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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Under-rated Pleasure? by snitchbitch: 6:21am On Nov 23, 2022
Watched it in Bruce Willis film

Die hard

If you have rug inside your toilet, when you get back from work,

Sit on the water closet, don't off your socks, then place your feet on the rug and enjoy the pleasure there from the rug.


Thanks!

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Politics / Re: First Oil Field In Oloibiri Bayelsa Vs First Oil Field In Kolmani Gombe State by snitchbitch: 6:17am On Nov 23, 2022
Before oil was discovered in Nigeria,

What was her highest foreign income earner?


It is well?
Politics / Re: First Oil Field In Oloibiri Bayelsa Vs First Oil Field In Kolmani Gombe State by snitchbitch: 6:16am On Nov 23, 2022
At this era of green revolution

So there is still a nation of the world that is jubilating that it has discovered oil?

When everyone is thinking about how to diversify their economy from oil?

It's not our land that is faulty, it's our brains!

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TV/Movies / My Free Tv Is Showing Ghanaian Stations by snitchbitch: 3:35am On Nov 21, 2022
I don't know what is going on oh but my free tv has been showing Ghanaian stations since like a week now and I am wondering what the hell is going on

I wanted to watch tv news when I discovered that the channels previously there before were no longer there again.

All it's now showing are those speaking Ghanaian languages all the time.


Guys did you too notice the same thing on your decoder or is it only my own?
Foreign Affairs / Re: JUST IN: China Pays Citizens To Marry Muslims In To Wipe Out Uyghurs – Report by snitchbitch: 9:59pm On Nov 18, 2022
Have you ever heard someone fight with God and win God?

What most don't know is that Islam is from heaven and not from earth.

You can have issues with Muslims and may go Scot free, but if you get issue with Islam, toor Oyo na your case.

In 2020, due to covid Hajj didn't take place, many died, but God is still God, He doesn't need anyone to worship Him, but we can't breathe without Him,

Leave China alone, let them be practicing their Buddhism, I pray they don't learn before they LEARN LESSON!

IT IS WELL!
Education / Re: WAEC Performance By Region 2021/22 by snitchbitch: 4:46pm On Aug 19, 2022
Alot of factors cometo play before waec result is cooked and baked.

Exam malpractice too will affect the result

Late registration and nearness to the exam centre too will affect the students

As for waec, they sometimes rush up to meet the set time they need to mark their exam scripts, most of those teachers are hastened up to mark dummies and exam booklets, some of them sometimes complains of not being paid on time.

Another factor is the social media, many of our youths nowadays are on Whatsapp and Facebook whilst their teacher is teaching them in the class, so this also affects their performances.

But all in all, the zone or region has little or no effect at all.
In 2005, they wrote the waec exams twice because the first one was cancelled when. There was widespread exam malpractice in Lagos, and all the candidates were boasting on the streets that they have lambasted waec exams, so the exam body ordered that they redo some subjects,

What affects results most on the part of the students is reading culture while on the part of the govt/ society is money because in the north most of those schools waec fees were paid by the govt. and they will even be begging them to come to school. But down in the south parent will pay humongous sums of money on their kids and will admonish him or her that "alaye, if you fail your waec exam, you will go and learn trade, " so the child too will do all his best to make sure that he passed.

As for south west, what might have caused the failure is the apparent quagmire that "there is no job" even those who even go to school are roaming around jobless or end up doing yahoo yahoo!
So there is this laxity amongst the students that they shouldn't bother themselves about academics but just learn how to make money.

It is well!
Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion In 1993 vs 2022 (Pictures) by snitchbitch: 4:04pm On Aug 19, 2022
Old mama

Could remember my uncle playing her songs with his girlfriend whenever they were inside back then

Didn't she win Grammy?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Fuel Subsidy Removal For June 2023 by snitchbitch: 4:03pm On Aug 19, 2022
But didn't he said "Subsidy is a Scam"?
Education / Re: What Adamu Adamu Said About ASUU Strike In 2013 (photos) by snitchbitch: 4:00pm On Aug 19, 2022
Federal Government don't even know what to do anymore

nnPc didn't remit all the funds they generated to the accounts of central bank

They also said that their was crude oil theft to the tune of billions of dollars

There is also insecurity every here and there

Now ASSU STRIKE

PROBLEMS UP AND DOWN FOR BUBU

Some are even calling for his resignation this morning

Na only baba God fit save us for this country Sha

And Tinubu , Atiku and peter obi are killing each other to get to this same position

Will they make it better or worse
It is well!
Education / Re: What Adamu Adamu Said About ASUU Strike In 2013 (photos) by snitchbitch: 11:36am On Aug 19, 2022
Heys fine girl bring your bum bum EMILOKAN!
Politics / Re: Lady Wears Tinubu T-Shirt And Cap To Alaba International Market (Video) by snitchbitch: 11:29am On Aug 19, 2022
Emi Lo KAN!


Where are Peter Obidients?

Are they still on Twitter?
Celebrities / Re: Police PRO Gives Update On The Issues Between BNXN And The Police by snitchbitch: 11:19am On Aug 19, 2022
It takes knowledge to get to the top but it takes attitude to stay at the top

Portable and the headies are a very good example
Politics / Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: They Have Set A Trap For Tinubu – Yunusa Nmadu Jnr by snitchbitch: 11:06am On Aug 19, 2022
But didn't they use Muslim Muslim in June 12?
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Nigerian Youths Do Not Begin, End In Lagos - Keyamo by snitchbitch: 10:58am On Aug 19, 2022
Where is EEDRIS ABDULKAREEM?
Politics / Re: Auto Makers Criticise FG As More Firms Shut Multi-Billion Naira Plants by snitchbitch: 10:55am On Aug 19, 2022
All the good people have entered plane and left Nigeria na only Yahoo boys remain for Naija

It is well
Travel / Re: Commuters Groan, Businesses Shut As Sango-Ota Road Collapses by snitchbitch: 10:01am On Aug 19, 2022
Welcome to Nigeria

Make them buy boat swim inside

The only thing that works in Nigeria is Nothing

The gods have left this country

Even the youths, those with brain and talent have all left, all that reamins are yahoo yahoo boys and olo.sho ladies, who all they do is bleach their bodies and use all their money to buy latest iPhone, upload dancing skits on TikTok and watch BBNAIJA,

We all keep blaming our leaders, our present day leaders are even better than us( present day youths)
Youth wey never reach political office wey dey wipe of people's account
So what will he do when he gets elected for political office
The said Diezanin Allison used millions to buy bra, out ladies that are using all their money to buy cream, bleach, buy iphone, and be uploading pictures and videos everyday online nko?

It is well!
Science/Technology / Re: 100 Tonnes Of Dead Fish Pulled Out Of Europe's Oder River ( Pics, Video) by snitchbitch: 4:02pm On Aug 18, 2022
Let me be going to Poland
Business / Re: CBN Asks Banks To Pay Higher Interest On Savings by snitchbitch: 4:00pm On Aug 18, 2022
Hope Termites won't eat our money?
Romance / Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by snitchbitch: 3:59pm On Aug 18, 2022
Olos.hos everywhere and you still think I am lonely?


Are you a bombosticbattabratatattatatata?
Romance / Re: Meet The Man Born Without A Jaw, Who Found Love With His Gorgeous Wife by snitchbitch: 7:27am On Aug 15, 2022
Alot of millions have flown into her bank account
Politics / Re: Oil Subsidy: Reps Summon Finance Minister, Give One-Week Ultimatum by snitchbitch: 9:04pm On Aug 14, 2022
Lol I was watching tvc this afternoon when I saw those guys using this as one of their topics on journalist hangout.

So I typed it into Google and it displayed "five days ago" and nobody was talking about this. So I decided to share it.

Thanks to the first guy to comment(Iso.juta) I almost punched my phone screen when editing this.

Welcome to Nigeria guys. Na only God fit save us all!
Politics / Oil Subsidy: Reps Summon Finance Minister, Give One-Week Ultimatum by snitchbitch: 2:44pm On Aug 14, 2022


The House of Representatives has given one week to the Minister of Finance and National Planning, Zainab Ahmed, to present details of all contract agreements between NNPC and oil companies involved in the petroleum subsidy regime of the federal government.

The minister is to also provide record of subsidy payments from the consolidated revenue account since January 2013, as well as all correspondences between the Federal Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) regarding subsidy payments from January 2013 to date as well as all other details.

This followed the ruling of the Special Ad hoc Committee On Petroleum Products Subsidy Regime In Nigeria From 2017-2021 after the appearance of the representatives of Sahara Energy and the minister of finance during it’s sitting on Tuesday.

It could be recalled that the mandate of the committee was extended recently to cover the year 2022, to include the new Direct Sale Direct Purchase (DSDP) scheme agreement between NNPC and oil companies.

The committee had also directed the management of Sahara Energy Resources to provide the details of all their DSDP and subsidy agreements, as well as information status of the company and its subsidiaries.


Following the adoption of a motion moved by Mark Gbillah, the committee chairman, Ibrahim Mustapha Aliyu, ruled that the company must provide all the needed details.

Earlier, the Director of Home Finance, Ministry of Finance and National Planning, Steve Okon, said he appeared before the committee not to make submission but to ask for more time to put all the required documents together as requested by the committee.

He said: “The ministry holds the House in very high esteem, however, I was not sent here to make any presentation or submission but to ask for an extension of time to enable us to put all documents needed to make our presentation and submission.”


His request for a two weeks’ extension was, however, rejected by the committee. The chairman of the ad hoc committee, ruled that, the ministry was given one week to provide the documents and make its presentations.

He said, the recent statement by the minister that the country will require N6.7 trillion to service subsidy is worrisome and requires explanations on the scheme, including the DSDP arrangement between NNPC and oil companies.

Sahara Energy Resources was also given one week to explain the discrepancies observed in the documents it submitted to the committee as regards the entities that make up the group and their legal status, as well as the letter signed on behalf of Sahara Energy by an Executive of Sahara Trade, an affiliate of the company.

Representative of the company, Mrs Uroma Benson-Okoh, promised to present all the required documents to the committee on the appointed date.
https://dailytrust.com/oil-subsidy-reps-summon-finance-minister-give-one-week-ultimatum

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Politics / Re: Gentle Jack: I Am Supporting Tinubu Not For Money But Because It Is My Right by snitchbitch: 2:32pm On Aug 14, 2022
Minister for finance loading............
Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju: My Prediction Remains That Tinubu Will Win The 2023 Election by snitchbitch: 2:30pm On Aug 14, 2022
Sure

A house divided itself cannot stand.

United we stand, divided we fall
Politics / Re: 2023: 616 PDP Members Dump Party For APC In Gombe by snitchbitch: 2:24pm On Aug 14, 2022
To solve a crime, always FOLLOW THE MONEY!
Politics / Re: 2023: Anxiety Heightens In PDP Over Wike’s ‘Defection Plan’ by snitchbitch: 2:22pm On Aug 14, 2022
You cant give him credit for nourishing and sustaining the party after 2019 elections when everyone ran away.

You cant appreciate his efforts for conceding defeat and stepping down for Atiku during the presidential primaries

You cant appreciate his efforts after being betrayed used and dumped by Atiku and PDP bigwits after they ganged up against him and went ahead to pick Gov. Okowa

You cant allow him to leave peacefully now to another party to continue living his life in peace

You are a bombosticbattabratatattatatata!

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Education / Re: Lagos Orders Reintroduction Of History Into School Curriculum by snitchbitch: 2:17pm On Aug 14, 2022
Gidi leads others follow
Romance / Re: Lizzo Shows Off Her Curvaceous Behind In Revealing Thong Workout Set While Board by snitchbitch: 5:50pm On Apr 11, 2022
OH MY GOD!
Politics / Re: Buhari: South-West People Would Have Been Trekking, If I Hadn’t Intervened by snitchbitch: 8:55pm On Feb 22, 2022
I would advise the mods to close this thread but all they succeed in always doing is block you if you speak against their people on politics section





#itiswell!
Family / Re: Kenyan Man Returns Empty-Handed 42 Years After He Left Home For Greener Pastures by snitchbitch: 9:53am On Feb 22, 2022
Thank God for his life

When there is life there is hope

At least he returned home alive


May died on the road!

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Crime / Re: NAFDAC Impounds 120 Tons Of Imported ‘Ponmo’, Arrests Seven Merchants by snitchbitch: 5:40am On Feb 21, 2022
SANYERI: MADAM DO YOU HAVE PONMO THAT FOLDED LIKE A TYRE? AND THAT HAVE SWALLOWED PLENTY STEW AND PEPPER?


If you don't eat PONMO, you won't know!
Romance / Re: A Man Who Loves You Will Never Watch You Use Android Phone” – Lady Says by snitchbitch: 11:48am On Feb 20, 2022
I dey use NOKIA 3310


OYA COME AND BEAT ME!

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