₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,589 members, 8,512,614 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 November 2026 at 05:06 PM

Toggle theme

Snitchbitch's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Snitchbitch's Profile › Snitchbitch's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 27 pages)

Politics › Re: EndSARS: Nigerian Youths Do Not Begin, End In Lagos - Keyamo by snitchbitch: 10:58am On Aug 19, 2022
Where is EEDRIS ABDULKAREEM?
Politics › Re: Auto Makers Criticise FG As More Firms Shut Multi-Billion Naira Plants by snitchbitch: 10:55am On Aug 19, 2022
All the good people have entered plane and left Nigeria na only Yahoo boys remain for Naija

It is well
Travel › Re: Commuters Groan, Businesses Shut As Sango-Ota Road Collapses by snitchbitch: 10:01am On Aug 19, 2022
Welcome to Nigeria

Make them buy boat swim inside

The only thing that works in Nigeria is Nothing

The gods have left this country

Even the youths, those with brain and talent have all left, all that reamins are yahoo yahoo boys and olo.sho ladies, who all they do is bleach their bodies and use all their money to buy latest iPhone, upload dancing skits on TikTok and watch BBNAIJA,

We all keep blaming our leaders, our present day leaders are even better than us( present day youths)
Youth wey never reach political office wey dey wipe of people's account
So what will he do when he gets elected for political office
The said Diezanin Allison used millions to buy bra, out ladies that are using all their money to buy cream, bleach, buy iphone, and be uploading pictures and videos everyday online nko?

It is well!
Science/Technology › Re: 100 Tonnes Of Dead Fish Pulled Out Of Europe's Oder River ( Pics, Video) by snitchbitch: 4:02pm On Aug 18, 2022
Let me be going to Poland
Business › Re: CBN Asks Banks To Pay Higher Interest On Savings by snitchbitch: 4:00pm On Aug 18, 2022
Hope Termites won't eat our money?
Romance › Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by snitchbitch: 3:59pm On Aug 18, 2022
Olos.hos everywhere and you still think I am lonely?


Are you a bombosticbattabratatattatatata?
Romance › Re: Meet The Man Born Without A Jaw, Who Found Love With His Gorgeous Wife by snitchbitch: 7:27am On Aug 15, 2022
Alot of millions have flown into her bank account
Politics › Re: Oil Subsidy: Reps Summon Finance Minister, Give One-Week Ultimatum by snitchbitch(op): 9:04pm On Aug 14, 2022
Lol I was watching tvc this afternoon when I saw those guys using this as one of their topics on journalist hangout.

So I typed it into Google and it displayed "five days ago" and nobody was talking about this. So I decided to share it.

Thanks to the first guy to comment(Iso.juta) I almost punched my phone screen when editing this.

Welcome to Nigeria guys. Na only God fit save us all!
Politics › Oil Subsidy: Reps Summon Finance Minister, Give One-Week Ultimatum by snitchbitch(op): 2:44pm On Aug 14, 2022
The House of Representatives has given one week to the Minister of Finance and National Planning, Zainab Ahmed, to present details of all contract agreements between NNPC and oil companies involved in the petroleum subsidy regime of the federal government.

The minister is to also provide record of subsidy payments from the consolidated revenue account since January 2013, as well as all correspondences between the Federal Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) regarding subsidy payments from January 2013 to date as well as all other details.

This followed the ruling of the Special Ad hoc Committee On Petroleum Products Subsidy Regime In Nigeria From 2017-2021 after the appearance of the representatives of Sahara Energy and the minister of finance during it’s sitting on Tuesday.

It could be recalled that the mandate of the committee was extended recently to cover the year 2022, to include the new Direct Sale Direct Purchase (DSDP) scheme agreement between NNPC and oil companies.

The committee had also directed the management of Sahara Energy Resources to provide the details of all their DSDP and subsidy agreements, as well as information status of the company and its subsidiaries.


Following the adoption of a motion moved by Mark Gbillah, the committee chairman, Ibrahim Mustapha Aliyu, ruled that the company must provide all the needed details.

Earlier, the Director of Home Finance, Ministry of Finance and National Planning, Steve Okon, said he appeared before the committee not to make submission but to ask for more time to put all the required documents together as requested by the committee.

He said: “The ministry holds the House in very high esteem, however, I was not sent here to make any presentation or submission but to ask for an extension of time to enable us to put all documents needed to make our presentation and submission.”


His request for a two weeks’ extension was, however, rejected by the committee. The chairman of the ad hoc committee, ruled that, the ministry was given one week to provide the documents and make its presentations.

He said, the recent statement by the minister that the country will require N6.7 trillion to service subsidy is worrisome and requires explanations on the scheme, including the DSDP arrangement between NNPC and oil companies.

Sahara Energy Resources was also given one week to explain the discrepancies observed in the documents it submitted to the committee as regards the entities that make up the group and their legal status, as well as the letter signed on behalf of Sahara Energy by an Executive of Sahara Trade, an affiliate of the company.

Representative of the company, Mrs Uroma Benson-Okoh, promised to present all the required documents to the committee on the appointed date.
https://dailytrust.com/oil-subsidy-reps-summon-finance-minister-give-one-week-ultimatum

Politics › Re: Gentle Jack: I Am Supporting Tinubu Not For Money But Because It Is My Right by snitchbitch: 2:32pm On Aug 14, 2022
Minister for finance loading............
Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju: My Prediction Remains That Tinubu Will Win The 2023 Election by snitchbitch: 2:30pm On Aug 14, 2022
Sure

A house divided itself cannot stand.

United we stand, divided we fall
Politics › Re: 2023: 616 PDP Members Dump Party For APC In Gombe by snitchbitch: 2:24pm On Aug 14, 2022
To solve a crime, always FOLLOW THE MONEY!
Politics › Re: 2023: Anxiety Heightens In PDP Over Wike’s ‘Defection Plan’ by snitchbitch: 2:22pm On Aug 14, 2022
You cant give him credit for nourishing and sustaining the party after 2019 elections when everyone ran away.

You cant appreciate his efforts for conceding defeat and stepping down for Atiku during the presidential primaries

You cant appreciate his efforts after being betrayed used and dumped by Atiku and PDP bigwits after they ganged up against him and went ahead to pick Gov. Okowa

You cant allow him to leave peacefully now to another party to continue living his life in peace

You are a bombosticbattabratatattatatata!
Education › Re: Lagos Orders Reintroduction Of History Into School Curriculum by snitchbitch: 2:17pm On Aug 14, 2022
Gidi leads others follow
Romance › Re: Lizzo Shows Off Her Curvaceous Behind In Revealing Thong Workout Set While Board by snitchbitch: 5:50pm On Apr 11, 2022
OH MY GOD!
Politics › Re: Buhari: South-West People Would Have Been Trekking, If I Hadn’t Intervened by snitchbitch: 8:55pm On Feb 22, 2022
I would advise the mods to close this thread but all they succeed in always doing is block you if you speak against their people on politics section





#itiswell!
Family › Re: Kenyan Man Returns Empty-Handed 42 Years After He Left Home For Greener Pastures by snitchbitch: 9:53am On Feb 22, 2022
Thank God for his life

When there is life there is hope

At least he returned home alive


May died on the road!
Crime › Re: NAFDAC Impounds 120 Tons Of Imported ‘Ponmo’, Arrests Seven Merchants by snitchbitch: 5:40am On Feb 21, 2022
SANYERI: MADAM DO YOU HAVE PONMO THAT FOLDED LIKE A TYRE? AND THAT HAVE SWALLOWED PLENTY STEW AND PEPPER?


If you don't eat PONMO, you won't know!
Romance › Re: A Man Who Loves You Will Never Watch You Use Android Phone” – Lady Says by snitchbitch: 11:48am On Feb 20, 2022
I dey use NOKIA 3310


OYA COME AND BEAT ME!
Romance › Re: If You Drank Any Of These And You Are Still Single, Please Go For Deliverance !! by snitchbitch: 4:43am On Feb 20, 2022
CDQ: AYE TI PE GAN AFI BI APARI INU IGO SCHNAPPS!
Romance › Re: Is She Normal? Pics attached. by snitchbitch: 12:20pm On Feb 19, 2022
What about clitoris piercing, tongue piercing, boo.b nip.ples piercings and belly button piercings?


Some ladies have six to seven holes pierced on their ear drums
Education › Re: FG Moves To Meet The Demands Of ASUU by snitchbitch: 12:14pm On Feb 19, 2022
To go school na issue, ASUU strike everyday na was oo


After sch no job, chai which kind country be this now?
Health › Health Benefits Of Bitter Leaf And Coconut Water by snitchbitch(op): 11:30am On Feb 19, 2022
Health Benefits Of Bitter Leaf And Coconut Water.

SOAK BITTER LEAF IN COCONUT WATER OVERNIGHT TO TREAT THESE HEALTH PROBLEMS.

How to Prepare bitter leaf and coconut water combo

1. Wash the Bitter Leaf thoroughly.
2. Squeeze the leaf a little inside a cup but not to the extent of the water coming out.
3. Add one glass of coconut water and cover it.
4. Leave the mixture overnight for 12 -24 hours.
5. You can store the mixture in the fridge to be used daily.

Health benefits of bitter leaf and coconut water
The Health Benefits of the Mixture:

1. It will the flush out the bacteria that causes gonorrhea, Staphylococcal infections and both oral and genital herpes.

2. It will stop discharge from the organ.

3. It will treat chlamydia

4. It will lower your blood pressure

5. It will cure typhoid and stomach ache

6. It detoxifies your liver of harmful substances.

7. It eliminates worms responsible for ache in the stomach.

8. It removed excess sugar from the body. Good for persons living with diabetes

9. It treats quick ejaculation and low sperm count

10. It keeps your kidney in good shape.

11. Burns excess body fat. Good for weight loss

12. Reduce blood cholesterol

13. Coconut water is good for brain health and neuronal degeneration according to a research published in 2012.

14. Boost ovulation women especially for women trying to conceive

15. A mixture of bitter leaf soaked in coconut water increases blood flow to the genitals. It therefore improves sexual libido, penile erection and sexual stamina for both the male and the female.

16. Regulates menstruation

17. A mixture of coconut water and bitter leaf has anticancer properties, anti-inflammatory properties, antimicrobial properties, antiviral properties, and antiulcer properties.

18. Soothes the digestive system and prevents constipation
Health tips
Education › UTME / DE Registration Starts Today by snitchbitch(op): 11:24am On Feb 19, 2022
2022 UTME/DE REGISTRATION TO NOW START ON SATURDAY, 19TH FEBRUARY, 2022

The commencement of the 2022 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination(UTME) and Direct Entry(DE) Registration exercise earlier scheduled for Saturday, 12th February, 2022, has now been postponed to Saturday, 19th February , 2022, to Saturday, 26th March, 2022.

The one-week postponement is to allow for more fine-tuning of the upgraded and more user-friendly procedures for candidates' registration. The process, which will be concluded within the one-week extension period, is also aimed at accommodating feedbacks from candidates and other stakeholders alike.

The Board wishes the general public to note that the Board is ever-ready to provide world-class services to Nigerians.

Further to the above, the new and improved procedures for the 2022 UTME Registration would be made available on the Board’s website, its weekly bulletin as well as other media outlets on Monday, 14th February, 2022.

The candidates, are by this notice, urged to follow keenly the procedures for registration as would be announced by the Board.
Romance › Married To The Dog by snitchbitch(op): 11:17am On Feb 19, 2022
MARRIED TO THE DOG!

My husband married me for his dog, every lady must read this!!

I made a mistake marrying my husband. I let the love of money confused me. I had a guy who was really interested in me but I didn't give him a chance because he was still a youth corper.

I don't want to start waiting for a long time, Besides, I have no idea when things will get better for him.

I met my husband two weeks after I turned down the corper's request. My husband has three cars and a big house. He would drive to my house every evening and take me out.
I fell for him and said yes. We got married but the story became different. He wouldn't make love to me. Instead, he will get me so drunk and made me sleep. Then, his dog would come over me to have sex.

That happened for two weeks until I stopped taking the drinks. Although I didn't expect a dog sleeping with me, I would not even think about it, It was until one day he tried to get me drunk I pretended I was, I slept off and even faked snoring.

He came in, rubbed his hands over my face. Then he went out and brought his dog.
He chanted some incantation on the dog and pushed it on me. Then I woke up and screamed.
He begged me. He said he would run mad if I don't sleep with the dog. I insisted that I will never do that. He did run mad.

The dog was the secret of his wealth. He used it to take the body fluid of women for his evil ordeal. I went to the hospital for a medical check up. The doctor said my womb has been tampered with. I wept bitterly. I have been used. I let the love of money destroy me.

To all the single ladies out there, don't be like me, If a guy is promising, give him a chance. Not all that glitters are gold.

Learn from my story.
May God help us...
Politics › Re: Cash Transfer: Some Nigerians Haven’t Seen ₦5,000 Before - Sadiya Farouk by snitchbitch: 7:53am On Feb 18, 2022
It's very easy to criticise the incumbent when you are a spectator looking from afar.



But the main issue will start when you too are sitting on the hot seat. That when you will start to feel the heat

And that was what happened to this present administration, they didn't know the size of problems we were in till they stepped into power

They thought they could just come and use mouth to solve all the problems and make heaven here on Earth

Now they have realised it's already too late

Any attempt to solve one issue, they ended up adding zero to the back, making it ten

They keep up creating more issues than solving them.

2023, is around the corner, they will just pass the ball to the next candidate and hide in their lair

You can't save the unsaveaable!

#itiswell!
Education › Re: Boyfriend Surprises UNIUYO Girlfriend In Hostel, Finds Out She Slept Out (VIDEO) by snitchbitch: 6:07am On Feb 16, 2022
One Aboki wrote this infront of his trailer in Kano

SORRY BABY, NO TIME FOR LOVE!

now I understand the guy!
Sports › Re: EPL: Manchester United Gone, No Club Fears Them Again – Jordan by snitchbitch: 5:55am On Feb 16, 2022
Women Disunited
Phones › Re: Pls Guys Help Me Select Which Tecno Or Infinix Phone I Should Get.. by snitchbitch: 6:04am On Feb 14, 2022
I think infinix hot 8 is better although Tecno products are much cheaper and have ease of being repaired when faulty than infinix

Tecno spare parts are very affordable than infinix.

To put your mind at rest CHECK THE SPECIFICATIONS OF BOTH PHONES

I mean their RAM, may be 4gig , Network speed , and ROM, 32 GIG and so on


Me I dey use infinix sha, but Tecno is cheaper

The choice is yours

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 27 pages)