CDQ: AYE TI PE GAN AFI BI APARI INU IGO SCHNAPPS!

What about clitoris piercing, tongue piercing, boo.b nip.ples piercings and belly button piercings?


Some ladies have six to seven holes pierced on their ear drums

To go school na issue, ASUU strike everyday na was oo


After sch no job, chai which kind country be this now?

Health Benefits Of Bitter Leaf And Coconut Water.

SOAK BITTER LEAF IN COCONUT WATER OVERNIGHT TO TREAT THESE HEALTH PROBLEMS.

How to Prepare bitter leaf and coconut water combo

1. Wash the Bitter Leaf thoroughly.
2. Squeeze the leaf a little inside a cup but not to the extent of the water coming out.
3. Add one glass of coconut water and cover it.
4. Leave the mixture overnight for 12 -24 hours.
5. You can store the mixture in the fridge to be used daily.

Health benefits of bitter leaf and coconut water
The Health Benefits of the Mixture:

1. It will the flush out the bacteria that causes gonorrhea, Staphylococcal infections and both oral and genital herpes.

2. It will stop discharge from the organ.

3. It will treat chlamydia

4. It will lower your blood pressure

5. It will cure typhoid and stomach ache

6. It detoxifies your liver of harmful substances.

7. It eliminates worms responsible for ache in the stomach.

8. It removed excess sugar from the body. Good for persons living with diabetes

9. It treats quick ejaculation and low sperm count

10. It keeps your kidney in good shape.

11. Burns excess body fat. Good for weight loss

12. Reduce blood cholesterol

13. Coconut water is good for brain health and neuronal degeneration according to a research published in 2012.

14. Boost ovulation women especially for women trying to conceive

15. A mixture of bitter leaf soaked in coconut water increases blood flow to the genitals. It therefore improves sexual libido, penile erection and sexual stamina for both the male and the female.

16. Regulates menstruation

17. A mixture of coconut water and bitter leaf has anticancer properties, anti-inflammatory properties, antimicrobial properties, antiviral properties, and antiulcer properties.

18. Soothes the digestive system and prevents constipation
Health tips

2022 UTME/DE REGISTRATION TO NOW START ON SATURDAY, 19TH FEBRUARY, 2022

The commencement of the 2022 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination(UTME) and Direct Entry(DE) Registration exercise earlier scheduled for Saturday, 12th February, 2022, has now been postponed to Saturday, 19th February , 2022, to Saturday, 26th March, 2022.

The one-week postponement is to allow for more fine-tuning of the upgraded and more user-friendly procedures for candidates' registration. The process, which will be concluded within the one-week extension period, is also aimed at accommodating feedbacks from candidates and other stakeholders alike.

The Board wishes the general public to note that the Board is ever-ready to provide world-class services to Nigerians.

Further to the above, the new and improved procedures for the 2022 UTME Registration would be made available on the Board’s website, its weekly bulletin as well as other media outlets on Monday, 14th February, 2022.

The candidates, are by this notice, urged to follow keenly the procedures for registration as would be announced by the Board.

MARRIED TO THE DOG!

My husband married me for his dog, every lady must read this!!

I made a mistake marrying my husband. I let the love of money confused me. I had a guy who was really interested in me but I didn't give him a chance because he was still a youth corper.

I don't want to start waiting for a long time, Besides, I have no idea when things will get better for him.

I met my husband two weeks after I turned down the corper's request. My husband has three cars and a big house. He would drive to my house every evening and take me out.
I fell for him and said yes. We got married but the story became different. He wouldn't make love to me. Instead, he will get me so drunk and made me sleep. Then, his dog would come over me to have sex.

That happened for two weeks until I stopped taking the drinks. Although I didn't expect a dog sleeping with me, I would not even think about it, It was until one day he tried to get me drunk I pretended I was, I slept off and even faked snoring.

He came in, rubbed his hands over my face. Then he went out and brought his dog.
He chanted some incantation on the dog and pushed it on me. Then I woke up and screamed.
He begged me. He said he would run mad if I don't sleep with the dog. I insisted that I will never do that. He did run mad.

The dog was the secret of his wealth. He used it to take the body fluid of women for his evil ordeal. I went to the hospital for a medical check up. The doctor said my womb has been tampered with. I wept bitterly. I have been used. I let the love of money destroy me.

To all the single ladies out there, don't be like me, If a guy is promising, give him a chance. Not all that glitters are gold.

Learn from my story.
May God help us...

It's very easy to criticise the incumbent when you are a spectator looking from afar.



But the main issue will start when you too are sitting on the hot seat. That when you will start to feel the heat

And that was what happened to this present administration, they didn't know the size of problems we were in till they stepped into power

They thought they could just come and use mouth to solve all the problems and make heaven here on Earth

Now they have realised it's already too late

Any attempt to solve one issue, they ended up adding zero to the back, making it ten

They keep up creating more issues than solving them.

2023, is around the corner, they will just pass the ball to the next candidate and hide in their lair

You can't save the unsaveaable!

#itiswell!

One Aboki wrote this infront of his trailer in Kano

SORRY BABY, NO TIME FOR LOVE!

now I understand the guy!

Women Disunited

I think infinix hot 8 is better although Tecno products are much cheaper and have ease of being repaired when faulty than infinix

Tecno spare parts are very affordable than infinix.

To put your mind at rest CHECK THE SPECIFICATIONS OF BOTH PHONES

I mean their RAM, may be 4gig , Network speed , and ROM, 32 GIG and so on


Me I dey use infinix sha, but Tecno is cheaper

The choice is yours

Bank marketers have monthly targets, deposit targets and account opening count targets


No issues as long as you meet your monthly targets continuously


I have seen a BSM sacked for not meeting his target.


As for sch, if you can shout 'stand up' 'raise up your hand' 'close your eyes' then no issues

And be prepared for parents to come and ABUSE and FIGHT you for beating, scolding or correcting their children.

Each job with it's issues

So the choice is yours to make

#itiswell!

Food is more than fifty percent of our health

If you monitor your food, you will monitor your health

Pls let's watch what we eat

What of NAIRA MARLEY?

Chai my God, how many people will I use to do Yahoo now before I chop this fine woman ooo




Ah BABA GOD!


WHICH KIND WAHALA BE THIS NOW?

If you haven't been there, you won't know how it felt


I just pray it doesn't happen to you


Conversely, lecturing an empty hall or musicians performing in an empty stadiums are very good for personal confidence and public speaking motivation spirit

Go to glo office with nin national id card the one that is paper like this, they will ask for court affidavit so be prepared . Some ask for passport, some don't

They will ask for N1000 for recharge card, and will give you the card to load it after

They will ask for five numbers that you usually call often

Enjoy

Used glo back then but now their Network no good where I dey now

Pxssy

Many came from it


Many cxmmed inside it


Many left through it

#itiswell!

#mayGodsaveus!

Is it Lagos, ibadan or Abuja or northern Nigeria you are planning on relocating to?


Wherever it is the most important thing in relocating is Who do you know there?


Because I tell you as a street guy e no easy make you survive for where you no no any body oo

Where will you be sleeping?
Where is your workplace?
How much is transport? Like Abuja and Lagos now, no one needs to tell you, all those ones na your pocket go do you GISHAUN !

SO oga get your facts right before you jump into the deep sea !

Know someone where you are going and ask them about how much they spend or you will be spending on food, transport and accommodation daily weekly or monthly as the case might be

You dey collect 80 k for Lagos for example and you dey spend 60 k ontop transport?

Toor, my little fifty Kobo be that

HOPE YOU NO GO SAY I NEVER BRUSH!

I cannot went and come and go and went and go and come and kill MYSELF

Oga nothing do you. Just continue to fxck more women that's all the more you sleep with women the more your di.ck size grows


As for her saying your di.ck is small na lie. Don't mind her just sxck her , lick her clitoris and massage her bxxbs. Tell her that your fxck will soon grow

Don't take any drug to increase your dxck most of them have side effects


I would have suggested PANDORO but it just make your dxck fatter but not longer


Just sxck her clit and romance her heavily till she cxm or release before you pxnetrate that's all

Babies head come and go everyday from vxginas so your dxck can't satisfy them

Just do your own and comot THATS ALL
#itiswell!

i dont think its because they hate the police force

i think its because of what they know happens to people that join the police force and serve the nation for their lifetime, they end up broke and abandoned

that is why they try not to end up their lives like that


they know if they set up businesses, they have a better chance of making their lives fruitful and joyful than waiting for paychecks at the end of every month


our govt should do the needful and improve the welfare and welbeing of our police and armed forces,

they should stop owing them salaries and enhance good pension packages for them

check other countries, like DUBAI or USA,

Even their police car na new one


if you call NIGERIA police, before they arrive, the thieves will have gone, no fuel inside their vehicles



#itiswell!

OTI ZEH!

NIGERIA of course


mention any field or profession we dont have our sons and daughters doing us proud all around the world



EVEN YOUR FAVOURITE AMERICA,

NO BE IMMIGRANTS FULL THERE?

mr dj pls play me

crazy by shattawale









HOPE THE MOD WONT BAN ME THIS TIME AROUND?

irony of life

most of those who will vote are not on TWITTER!


MOST of them dont even browse, all they listen to is RADIO, that is all!


as for NORTHERN guys voting for OSINBANJO

guys dont kid yourselves

they would rather vote for ATIKU than OSINBANJO

know this and have rest of mind, JONATHAN had NAMADI SAMBO, they voted for SAMBO, not JONA, OBJ had ATIKU, they supported their brother ATIKU not OBJ,


So, the million dollar question is who is pairing with OSIBANJO?

you said ZULUM?

Yes they can vote for ZULUM!


So, it people politics not party!


#itiswell!

i pray make someone no catch STI OR STD


NA then you go know say condoms are cheaper


prevention is better than cure


ask people on ANTI RETROVIRALS!

dogs dont eat kolanuts!


nor chocolate!



if you have lived in the north, then you wont even create this thread


nor ask this question!




they northerners are living large and feeling swell and high

you may be thinking BOKO HARAM, ALMAJIRI and other things bla bla bla


but these guys dont care about SOUTHERNERS oh


ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEMSELVES!

those stealing millions from the program wont pray for it to be scrapped



you want to block their source of income?


they will fight you!