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see this funny man

you never see ashawo dey fight with her customer before?


before a woman left his fathers house or husbands shelter and started living in a hotel opening legs for everybody to come and sleep with her, you think say na small issue?


its ticking time bomb oga, dont even touch it!

if there is any misunderstanding, just act matured and leave her in peace, thats just the simplest thing to do!


you wan fight her? GOODLUCK!

she is enjoying it but swallowing the pain and pleasure,

it depends on your energy and power, if you like continue, if you like stop

but the next thing she do after that is begging you to stop or she will be moaning OH MY GOD! AH! AH!


depends on her sexual mileage sha

some will never beg, if you like remove the pxssy and give them, they wont

last last they will still tell you YOU NEVER CUM? ALAYE DO QUICK I GET ANOTHER CUSTOMER!

In short, real men spend less time ontop woman matter, na poor man get time !

if they have pasted the admission list for that year, then that means it has already expired be that


you cant use 2020 DE for 2022 now!


oga you will have to buy another new form for 2022,


thats how it works, nothing concern JAMB OH!, na you waste the admission!

because of money and the perpetual eternal luxury that they will benefit from



that is why

read the HOLY QURAN

ZAKAT has been stipulated for the needy, the way farer, the orphans, the widows, the vulnerables, the poor, the people cleaning the HOUSE OF GOD,


and so on and so on

if you read the QURAN, you will find it there!

went to a brothel in kwara to fxxk a prost,titute, her pxssy was very slack like river niger


it was very very wide, may be she just gave birth or she is on heat


many of them use ALUM rub the place to tighten it or sit on hot water to fix the slack pxssy

am tired right now i want to sleep


but you made a very big mistake giving money to your wife

next time just ask her to list out the food items she wants to buy

dont give her the money herself

just collect the list and go and buy it by yourself in the market

and its even better and safer if you dont tell her how much you earn

if she complains about money all the time

just place a cap on top of the sitting room s television and drop may be one thousand or two thousand there, if she asks for money for maggi or matches just tell her to go and check the television top


when she spends the money in the cap finish and she comes to tell you, tell her thats all thr money you have with you SHIKENA!



LIVING WITH WOMEN REQUIRES A LOT OF WISDOM!

check well before sleeping with her whether she wears waist beads or have incisions on her breasts or private parts


or she is wearing a very shinning gold pendant chain on her neck, they can use gold pendant to steal your glory,


if she is hugging or touching you unnecessarily be wary, vigilant and suspicious


and after the sex dont drop your sperm filled condom for her,

they usually sell it to herbalists,


just flush it in the toilet or cut it with scissors and throw it where she cant find it


no one knows HERBALISTS HOUSE than prostitut,es


#itiswell!

a new one has been created, click this link below to continue


https://www.nairaland.com/6937447/olosho-ashawo-beer-parlour-gists

islamically, if a woman denies her husband sex in the night, the angels will rain curse on her till the next day








no wonder "many women" are living a cursed life



#itiswell!

MAA!



MAA!


MAA DO E PAA!

they hate Tinubu because

1. he is a thief


2. he didnt allow THEM to take over LAGOS!

3. In 2015, he begged them to vote for his party, they refused and voted for opposition, nevertheless his party still went ahead and won!

3. in 2019, BUBU had average performance, even though heavily criticised by many people, THEY complained of being marginalised by BUBU 's govt, so THEY will rather vote for the opponent, even though BUBU had many infrastructural projects like roads etc in the south.

4. Many of the guys presently now in govt are Tinubu boys, even our VP OSINBAJO na former commisioner of the latter, FASHOLA, LAI, even the speaker of house of REPS, GBAJABIAMILA,

whether you like it or not, Tinubu has planted himself deeply rooted like a giant and his influence has been overwhelming and can not just be swept under the carpet.

5. Directly or indirectly, even up till now, many key and big decisions affecting NIGERIA, are being made, by Tinubu! (See how opponents jubilated when APC lost EDO elections to PDP!)


so the list is just a season film

feel free to add yours guys

i think THEY need to try some LOVE, if HATRED doesnt work for them!

#goodmorningNAIRALAND!

#itiswell!

stop calling women prost,itutes

no be you men dey fxck them?



CALL YOUR SELVES TOO BROS,TITUTES!



#itiswell!

ZEZICUS (ZEDICUS)

ZUUUU (ZOO)

ZURANZAH (ZURANDER)



ZERUZZI (PERUZZI)

ZORZABU (PORTABLE)








OTI ZEEEH!






pray make the ZEH ZPIRIT NO CATCH YOU OOOOOOO!




#ZITIZEE! (#itiswell!) ( dont worry, the doctor have died!)

OTI ZEH!

election never even start





we are still in 2022




wetin TINUBU do for these people?




#GODSAVEUS! OOOO

lol




yeye dey pain someone



2023 never come, then don dey vex


the guy never even win the election


then don dey vex


chai bad belle is a very strong thing ooo



let me just shut up before then go ban me!



the last time, i spent three days UNDER BAN!



#GOODMORNINGNAIRALAND!

#itiswell!

PE PE RI PE PE PE RI PE PE

NO GO DEY DO PASS YASELF


PE PE RI PE PE PE RI PE PE


NO GO DEY DO PASS YA SELF!


oga if you no go say i dey talk nonsense, is it by force for you to live in lagos?

are there not cheaper places like ilorin, ibadan or other states for you to thrive, survive and live your life?


must you wash yout dirty pants in the public for everyone to see that you are poor?

is being poor a sin and must poor man go and kill himself because him no get money?


alaye you no try at all at all


many are scotting with their friends and managing till they save money to go and rent an apartment


one of my friends said he will help me get a job in lagos, i asked how much he said 80k, i told him no, if it were another location, i will accept but lagos?

the wahala you go do go pass the money you dey collect

someone wey dey collect 20k for ilorin dey get peace of mind pass 80k for lagos


#itiswell!

PE PE RI PE PE PE RI PE PE

NO GO DEY DO PASS YASELF


PE PE RI PE PE PE RI PE PE


NO GO DEY DO PASS YA SELF!


oga if you no go say i dey talk nonsense, is it by force for you to live in lagos?

are there not cheaper places like ilorin, ibadan or other states for you to thrive, survive and live your life?


must you wash yout dirty pants in the public for everyone to see that you are poor?

is being poor a sin and must poor man go and kill himself because him no get money?


alaye you no try at all at all


many are scotting with their friends and managing till they save money to go and rent an apartment


one diends bbb

try video editing










its boring and laborious but few people are yet into it

kazzbab:
I don't have the cash for that now pls, besides the land isn't mine to start with.

Based on my rough calculations, by your option, I'd need about 300k to camp a 2 plot of land. That cash is enough for me to start a better business fah.

ok thats the solution, but another idea is, employ someone as a security or night guard or tip some guys in your area to help you man the farm


if you dont mind, you can cut dongoyaro from trees or use some bamboo/ leftover planks from uncompleted buildings to fence the place

GET SOME GOAT SHIT AND SOAK INSIDE WATER, SPRAY IT ON THE FARM, WHEN THE GOATS SMELL THEM, THEY WONT EAT THE PLANTS

buy barbed wire and 8mm rectangular section pipe, use it to fence your farm

Urgent2022:
I'm a sailor currently on sea, no hospital on sea that's why am here.

ok

get some strong antibiotics and take for now to keep your mind at rest

i am not a doctor, but i am suggesting you take CIPROFLOXACIN OR AMOXYCILIN OR OXYTETRACYCLINE

oga for your own safety, visit a doctor and get treated


nairaland is not a hospital!





#itiswell!

mr dj please play me 1.crazy by shatta wale

2. never again by kofi kinaata ft shattawale

3. jeje by willisbeat ft sista afia ft shatta wale

4. power by easy ft shattawale

5. what dey go on by shatta wale




if you dont know shatta wale up till now , then you are living on mars


you said you dont like his bad attitude


TELL WIZKID TO PLAY " DISASTER " BY SHATTAWALE FOR YOU



#listentogoodnusic

#GOODAFTERNOONNAIRALAND!

Senomi:
Where dem dey sell am?

GNLD people dey sell GR 2 CONTROL, its two types one is for slimming down and the other is for becoming fat,


their drugs are good but expensive


but i would suggest you see a doctor sha,

NAIRALAND IS NOT A HOSPITAL
#itiswell!

there are some foods and drugs you can take to gain weight



some call it maawu maawu, but she will be eating alot of food and may even have heart conditions

oga naira land is not a hospital


go see a doctor








#itiswell!

1. they lectured devil how he will catch ADAM in paradise


2. they always pray for the downfall of men

3. they love money and luxury too much

4. they love sex and enjoy sex more than men

5. they cheat on their partners

6. they blame men for their failures

7. they kill their partners



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