lol




yeye dey pain someone



2023 never come, then don dey vex


the guy never even win the election


then don dey vex


chai bad belle is a very strong thing ooo



let me just shut up before then go ban me!



the last time, i spent three days UNDER BAN!



#GOODMORNINGNAIRALAND!

#itiswell!

PE PE RI PE PE PE RI PE PE

NO GO DEY DO PASS YASELF


PE PE RI PE PE PE RI PE PE


NO GO DEY DO PASS YA SELF!


oga if you no go say i dey talk nonsense, is it by force for you to live in lagos?

are there not cheaper places like ilorin, ibadan or other states for you to thrive, survive and live your life?


must you wash yout dirty pants in the public for everyone to see that you are poor?

is being poor a sin and must poor man go and kill himself because him no get money?


alaye you no try at all at all


many are scotting with their friends and managing till they save money to go and rent an apartment


one of my friends said he will help me get a job in lagos, i asked how much he said 80k, i told him no, if it were another location, i will accept but lagos?

the wahala you go do go pass the money you dey collect

someone wey dey collect 20k for ilorin dey get peace of mind pass 80k for lagos


#itiswell!

PE PE RI PE PE PE RI PE PE

NO GO DEY DO PASS YASELF


PE PE RI PE PE PE RI PE PE


NO GO DEY DO PASS YA SELF!


oga if you no go say i dey talk nonsense, is it by force for you to live in lagos?

are there not cheaper places like ilorin, ibadan or other states for you to thrive, survive and live your life?


must you wash yout dirty pants in the public for everyone to see that you are poor?

is being poor a sin and must poor man go and kill himself because him no get money?


alaye you no try at all at all


many are scotting with their friends and managing till they save money to go and rent an apartment


one diends bbb

try video editing










its boring and laborious but few people are yet into it

kazzbab:


I don't have the cash for that now pls, besides the land isn't mine to start with.

Based on my rough calculations, by your option, I'd need about 300k to camp a 2 plot of land. That cash is enough for me to start a better business fah.

ok thats the solution, but another idea is, employ someone as a security or night guard or tip some guys in your area to help you man the farm


if you dont mind, you can cut dongoyaro from trees or use some bamboo/ leftover planks from uncompleted buildings to fence the place

GET SOME GOAT SHIT AND SOAK INSIDE WATER, SPRAY IT ON THE FARM, WHEN THE GOATS SMELL THEM, THEY WONT EAT THE PLANTS

buy barbed wire and 8mm rectangular section pipe, use it to fence your farm

Urgent2022:


I'm a sailor currently on sea, no hospital on sea that's why am here.

ok

get some strong antibiotics and take for now to keep your mind at rest

i am not a doctor, but i am suggesting you take CIPROFLOXACIN OR AMOXYCILIN OR OXYTETRACYCLINE

oga for your own safety, visit a doctor and get treated


nairaland is not a hospital!





#itiswell!

mr dj please play me 1.crazy by shatta wale

2. never again by kofi kinaata ft shattawale

3. jeje by willisbeat ft sista afia ft shatta wale

4. power by easy ft shattawale

5. what dey go on by shatta wale




if you dont know shatta wale up till now , then you are living on mars


you said you dont like his bad attitude


TELL WIZKID TO PLAY " DISASTER " BY SHATTAWALE FOR YOU



#listentogoodnusic

#GOODAFTERNOONNAIRALAND!

Senomi:

Where dem dey sell am?

GNLD people dey sell GR 2 CONTROL, its two types one is for slimming down and the other is for becoming fat,


their drugs are good but expensive


but i would suggest you see a doctor sha,

NAIRALAND IS NOT A HOSPITAL
#itiswell!

there are some foods and drugs you can take to gain weight



some call it maawu maawu, but she will be eating alot of food and may even have heart conditions

oga naira land is not a hospital


go see a doctor








#itiswell!

1. they lectured devil how he will catch ADAM in paradise


2. they always pray for the downfall of men

3. they love money and luxury too much

4. they love sex and enjoy sex more than men

5. they cheat on their partners

6. they blame men for their failures

7. they kill their partners



ITS A THREAD GUYS ADD URS

one thing i learned this new year is to stop calling people fools and idiot


GOD can carry their stupidity and hand it over to you

you don enter one chance be that!

and also learn not to be fighting with people

many of them are just confused abouy their lives

some dont even have a definite purpose in their lives

thats why many blame others when they fail

#itiswell!

just like along time ago when when one general was murdered and his body was buried in a shallow pond

when the army took over the case, many vehicles were removed from the pond


plateau and burying people chai


no wonder there is always trouble in their state


where there is always truncation of justice,

then the blood of the innocent will always turbule the land

#itiswell!

SMART WOMAN

SEE MEAT

NPOWER







30,000 naira every month, before you see the alert, you go suffer ehn, left nose mucus go flow inside right nose own, last last then go still say na one YEYE SADIYA get belle so no stipends for this month




it was when they stopped paying us na then MY BRAIN RESTORED TO FACTORY SETTINGS make i go look for work!


THEN NO DEY TELLI PERSON NOW,
when hunger wire you, do you BOROOBA, and you are seeing JAPAN in OSHODI, .......


SAPA NA YOUR MATE?


#itiswell!

NwadykExcel:


Wow!
you must be very experienced

ehn OGA, just grew up on NAIRALAND thats all sir

when the THING (relationship) sweet no one knew





when the THING (relationship) sour, she now cries wolf









TYPICAL HUMAN!






LIFE IS NOT A BED OF ROSES, GOOD AND BAD ARE INTERTWINED IN LIFE

you want to smile and be happy throughout all your life, relocate dear, this is EARTH, not PARADISE!

make she kuku open a BRO,THEL now?

trust any politician to your dismay


they all old wines in new bottles

Tinubu or whatever you call him too betrayed many

if he got served by his serving plate,


then no qualms



what goes around comes around


THIS HEADLINE IS RICH WITH NUTRIENTS


but on the other hand, 2023 is still far ahead


time is a very patient warrior


lets still continue watching the SEASON FILM

EPISODE .......


LOADING!


#itiswell!

Posotome:
Buy fruits like garlic, watermelon, onions, dates, dried dates, coconut, bitter kola, and eat them

would have said viagra, or tramadol, but they get side effects both after prolonged use


water melon with the seeds will make you purge but is very very effective because it contains zinc in abundance


reduce sugar imtake


stop watching porn

i watch porn too but usually delete them after

stop masturbation, or at least reduce it

when fxcking keep your mind off ejaculation, think about you are doing something else on your mind, like riding bicycle or jumping up and down

practise kegel exercises, that is when you are urinating, before the urine finishes from your bladder, hold it off, dont allow everything to come out, it makes your prostrate stronger and have prolonged erection and last longer

train your mind not to ejaculate in two minutes, withdraw your p,enis as the sp,erm wants to come out then insert it back inside, this makes ejaculation prolonged and you last longer

the more you f,uck, the more you have experience,

the erogenous part for man is the p,enis cap, so even after ejaculating or after round one and you want to go for another round, there is no big deal about it, just hold the penis cap, and tincture it, i mean rub it till you feel pleasure, your rod will rise up again,

just make sure you have energy inside you, like food or drinks, some take alcohol or booze, but when you see say you are getting tired dont faint or collapse or die ontop toto

just withdraw, rest a little bit, eat or drink and continue

or tell her to sxck you or bl,owjob

even without eating i know guys who go five to ten rounds early in the morning on an empty stomach,

exeecise too is important, do road work, weoght lifting or press up,

one of my uncles usually do weight lifting every day, girls always rush him,

exercise make the muscles tighter and firmer

also dont start sex by inserting your pe,nis, romance her, kiss her or handle her breasts first before you enter the place

she might have even,been wet already

many women get wet when thry see a tall guy, a well dressedd guy or a cute guy,

they will have become charmed even having kids with him in their minds

also dont have themind of doing all the f,xcking, let the lady too f,xck you, let her climb you cowgirl style, lay on the bed and tell her to get ontop of you

tell her to position for doggy

wheelbarrow, style, missionary style, sixty nine style and so on,

dont do all the work, sex is not punishment na enjoyment,

never allow your woman lay like a log of wood and you be panthing like a monkey,

give her head or if you cant finger her, she will become wet and you will fxck her easily,

last last, when you see she has more libido or sexual energy than you, just fxxk and run comot,

when you dey hear FASTER, FASTER, HARDER, HARDER, OGA YOU ARE GOING BE THAT

HE WHO FIGHT/FXCKS AND RUN LIVES TO FIGHT/FXCK ANOTHER DAY

rich men spends less time ontop women matter,

#peace
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buy water melon and eat it with the seeds, the seeds make some people purge but just eat it with the seeds,

buy gorontula, english name SNOT APPLE, from hausa guys and eat it


buy tiger nut or aya and eat it

buy dates or dabinu and eat it with coconut, together, it will boost your libido or sexual power

reduce your alcohol intake, and drugs like viagra because they have side effects

do kegel exercise when you are urinating, that is stop the urine and then continue, it will make you last longer when fxvking your woman, withdrawing back the sperm before pouring it


EAT GOOD FOOD BEFORE FXCKING, REDUCE SMOKING,
#MAYGODSAVEUS!

#ITISWELL!

buy water melon and eat it with the seeds, the seeds make some people purge but just eat it with the seeds,

buy gorontula, english name SNOT APPLE, from hausa guys and eat it


buy tiger nut or aya and eat it

buy dates or dabinu and eat it with coconut, together, it will boost your libido or sexual power

reduce your alcohol intake, and drugs like viagra because they have side effects

do kegel exercise when you are urinating, that is stop the urine and then continue, it will make you last longer when fxvking your woman, withdrawing back the sperm before pouring it


EAT GOOD FOOD BEFORE FXCKING, REDUCE SMOKING,
#MAYGODSAVEUS!

#ITISWELL!

its among the portents of the last hour

women will increase in number while men will reduce in number to the tune of forty women to one man

drinking of alcohol will be widespread

adultery and fornication will be widespread and not counted as sin anymore

#mayGODsaveus!

AH AH KILODEEEEEEE?






MADAM?



SHEY E FE PA WA NI?

and federal govt is still borrowing money

our borders are porous

we dont produce what we consume

all what we consume are imported to the tune of toothpick and egg

when 2023 elections come, the artificial poverty created by the govt will be the fulcrum politicians will use to predict the voting pattern and the cycle will go on and on

#itiswell!