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one thing i learned this new year is to stop calling people fools and idiot


GOD can carry their stupidity and hand it over to you

you don enter one chance be that!

and also learn not to be fighting with people

many of them are just confused abouy their lives

some dont even have a definite purpose in their lives

thats why many blame others when they fail

#itiswell!

just like along time ago when when one general was murdered and his body was buried in a shallow pond

when the army took over the case, many vehicles were removed from the pond


plateau and burying people chai


no wonder there is always trouble in their state


where there is always truncation of justice,

then the blood of the innocent will always turbule the land

#itiswell!

SMART WOMAN

SEE MEAT

NPOWER







30,000 naira every month, before you see the alert, you go suffer ehn, left nose mucus go flow inside right nose own, last last then go still say na one YEYE SADIYA get belle so no stipends for this month




it was when they stopped paying us na then MY BRAIN RESTORED TO FACTORY SETTINGS make i go look for work!


THEN NO DEY TELLI PERSON NOW,
when hunger wire you, do you BOROOBA, and you are seeing JAPAN in OSHODI, .......


SAPA NA YOUR MATE?


#itiswell!

NwadykExcel:
Wow!
you must be very experienced

ehn OGA, just grew up on NAIRALAND thats all sir

when the THING (relationship) sweet no one knew





when the THING (relationship) sour, she now cries wolf









TYPICAL HUMAN!






LIFE IS NOT A BED OF ROSES, GOOD AND BAD ARE INTERTWINED IN LIFE

you want to smile and be happy throughout all your life, relocate dear, this is EARTH, not PARADISE!

make she kuku open a BRO,THEL now?

trust any politician to your dismay


they all old wines in new bottles

Tinubu or whatever you call him too betrayed many

if he got served by his serving plate,


then no qualms



what goes around comes around


THIS HEADLINE IS RICH WITH NUTRIENTS


but on the other hand, 2023 is still far ahead


time is a very patient warrior


lets still continue watching the SEASON FILM

EPISODE .......


LOADING!


#itiswell!

Posotome:
Buy fruits like garlic, watermelon, onions, dates, dried dates, coconut, bitter kola, and eat them

would have said viagra, or tramadol, but they get side effects both after prolonged use


water melon with the seeds will make you purge but is very very effective because it contains zinc in abundance


reduce sugar imtake


stop watching porn

i watch porn too but usually delete them after

stop masturbation, or at least reduce it

when fxcking keep your mind off ejaculation, think about you are doing something else on your mind, like riding bicycle or jumping up and down

practise kegel exercises, that is when you are urinating, before the urine finishes from your bladder, hold it off, dont allow everything to come out, it makes your prostrate stronger and have prolonged erection and last longer

train your mind not to ejaculate in two minutes, withdraw your p,enis as the sp,erm wants to come out then insert it back inside, this makes ejaculation prolonged and you last longer

the more you f,uck, the more you have experience,

the erogenous part for man is the p,enis cap, so even after ejaculating or after round one and you want to go for another round, there is no big deal about it, just hold the penis cap, and tincture it, i mean rub it till you feel pleasure, your rod will rise up again,

just make sure you have energy inside you, like food or drinks, some take alcohol or booze, but when you see say you are getting tired dont faint or collapse or die ontop toto

just withdraw, rest a little bit, eat or drink and continue

or tell her to sxck you or bl,owjob

even without eating i know guys who go five to ten rounds early in the morning on an empty stomach,

exeecise too is important, do road work, weoght lifting or press up,

one of my uncles usually do weight lifting every day, girls always rush him,

exercise make the muscles tighter and firmer

also dont start sex by inserting your pe,nis, romance her, kiss her or handle her breasts first before you enter the place

she might have even,been wet already

many women get wet when thry see a tall guy, a well dressedd guy or a cute guy,

they will have become charmed even having kids with him in their minds

also dont have themind of doing all the f,xcking, let the lady too f,xck you, let her climb you cowgirl style, lay on the bed and tell her to get ontop of you

tell her to position for doggy

wheelbarrow, style, missionary style, sixty nine style and so on,

dont do all the work, sex is not punishment na enjoyment,

never allow your woman lay like a log of wood and you be panthing like a monkey,

give her head or if you cant finger her, she will become wet and you will fxck her easily,

last last, when you see she has more libido or sexual energy than you, just fxxk and run comot,

when you dey hear FASTER, FASTER, HARDER, HARDER, OGA YOU ARE GOING BE THAT

HE WHO FIGHT/FXCKS AND RUN LIVES TO FIGHT/FXCK ANOTHER DAY

rich men spends less time ontop women matter,

#peace
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buy water melon and eat it with the seeds, the seeds make some people purge but just eat it with the seeds,

buy gorontula, english name SNOT APPLE, from hausa guys and eat it


buy tiger nut or aya and eat it

buy dates or dabinu and eat it with coconut, together, it will boost your libido or sexual power

reduce your alcohol intake, and drugs like viagra because they have side effects

do kegel exercise when you are urinating, that is stop the urine and then continue, it will make you last longer when fxvking your woman, withdrawing back the sperm before pouring it


EAT GOOD FOOD BEFORE FXCKING, REDUCE SMOKING,
#MAYGODSAVEUS!

#ITISWELL!

buy water melon and eat it with the seeds, the seeds make some people purge but just eat it with the seeds,

buy gorontula, english name SNOT APPLE, from hausa guys and eat it


buy tiger nut or aya and eat it

buy dates or dabinu and eat it with coconut, together, it will boost your libido or sexual power

reduce your alcohol intake, and drugs like viagra because they have side effects

do kegel exercise when you are urinating, that is stop the urine and then continue, it will make you last longer when fxvking your woman, withdrawing back the sperm before pouring it


EAT GOOD FOOD BEFORE FXCKING, REDUCE SMOKING,
#MAYGODSAVEUS!

#ITISWELL!

its among the portents of the last hour

women will increase in number while men will reduce in number to the tune of forty women to one man

drinking of alcohol will be widespread

adultery and fornication will be widespread and not counted as sin anymore

#mayGODsaveus!

AH AH KILODEEEEEEE?






MADAM?



SHEY E FE PA WA NI?

and federal govt is still borrowing money

our borders are porous

we dont produce what we consume

all what we consume are imported to the tune of toothpick and egg

when 2023 elections come, the artificial poverty created by the govt will be the fulcrum politicians will use to predict the voting pattern and the cycle will go on and on

#itiswell!

BlackfireX:
Awuzubilahi Awuzubilahi Awuzubilahi Awuzubilahi Awuzubilahi Awuzubilahi Awuzubilahi Awuzubilahi Awuzubilahi Awuzubilahi Awuzubilahi


Hisbah police where are you ??

ha ha ha ha


lol

let me do newspaper publication and court affidavit for her

her new name now is


TOTO DICK

if your house no sweet, is when you will be collecting insults from outside

wetin NIGERIAN artistes go dey do for their country?

36 states no sweet them to sell their music

9ice was asked along time ago about NIGERIAN MUSIC industy and he replied: "We dont have music industry in NIGERIA, all we have is individuals struggling to survive on their own


SHATTA WALE is right, we NIGERIANS are spoiling their market

if you are not good at home, you cant be good outside, charity begins at home


ABEG MR DJ PLEASE PLAY ME "DISASTER" BY SHATTAWALE



TRUTH IS BITTER!

many single ladies are sex starved

they usually go scot free with raping young boys if they are many in a building or like a hostel


thats why parents should know the where abouts of their kids

even dressing or taking off clothes infront of a young boy is very very bad

but hardly will you hear such cases reported in our society

one of my sec sch friends usually talk of how one of his old aunts used to UnCloth infront of him, sometimes she used to summon him if she is in the toilet

many young boys who are introverts hardly talk when maltreated by older ladies or women,

before you say NIGERIAN MEN are brutes, dont forget, they grew up watching NUDE, and NAKED WOMEN on the streets everyday!

alot is wrong with our society!
#itiswell!

rituals to kill or harm people or for other negative things is not part of yoruba culture


lets remove the bad eggs from the good ones,

anything you are doing and you dont want people to see you is bad,


because there is prevalence of evil in our land doesnt mean everyone is evil minded or good people ceased to exist,

even all the YORUBA gods or deities SANGO, ESU, IFA, ORUNMILA, etc eschew hurting your fellow for your own joy,

#mayGODsaveus

MAA DO E PAA!

halleluyah, ALLAHU AKBAR

thank GOD for that

many are barren and still crying to GOD for fruit of the womb


give thanks to GOD


call us to come chop when she give birth EHN!


WELL DONE!

mr dj pls play me GBONA by BURNABOY


you no gey money,

you want fxck pxssy

me i dey laugh you goooni

secondary school teacher collecting N15,000








If you quote me if i.........,

if ....... you

our diversity is our strenght

we disagree to agree

all of us cannot have the same opinion or point of view on one issue



WELCOME TO NIGERIA

THE MOST POPULOUS BLACK NATION ON EARTH

madam please bath,

buy garlic and put it inside there,


sit ontop hot water for like 30 minutes everday, make the place tighten up


or you can rub the mouth of the place with CONCENTRATED ALUM!


TO MY NIGGAS IN THE BUILDING


MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

@op, its like you are living in MARS, but we here in NAIRALAND still live on earth,

see one of your friends below!


I WISH EVERYONE A MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

MAY 2022, BE OUR YEAR OF ABUNDANT JOY , BLESSINGS AND FRUITFULNESS, AMEN




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