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Bank marketers have monthly targets, deposit targets and account opening count targets


No issues as long as you meet your monthly targets continuously


I have seen a BSM sacked for not meeting his target.


As for sch, if you can shout 'stand up' 'raise up your hand' 'close your eyes' then no issues

And be prepared for parents to come and ABUSE and FIGHT you for beating, scolding or correcting their children.

Each job with it's issues

So the choice is yours to make

#itiswell!

Food is more than fifty percent of our health

If you monitor your food, you will monitor your health

Pls let's watch what we eat

What of NAIRA MARLEY?

Chai my God, how many people will I use to do Yahoo now before I chop this fine woman ooo




Ah BABA GOD!


WHICH KIND WAHALA BE THIS NOW?

If you haven't been there, you won't know how it felt


I just pray it doesn't happen to you


Conversely, lecturing an empty hall or musicians performing in an empty stadiums are very good for personal confidence and public speaking motivation spirit

Go to glo office with nin national id card the one that is paper like this, they will ask for court affidavit so be prepared . Some ask for passport, some don't

They will ask for N1000 for recharge card, and will give you the card to load it after

They will ask for five numbers that you usually call often

Enjoy

Used glo back then but now their Network no good where I dey now

Pxssy

Many came from it


Many cxmmed inside it


Many left through it

#itiswell!

#mayGodsaveus!

Is it Lagos, ibadan or Abuja or northern Nigeria you are planning on relocating to?


Wherever it is the most important thing in relocating is Who do you know there?


Because I tell you as a street guy e no easy make you survive for where you no no any body oo

Where will you be sleeping?
Where is your workplace?
How much is transport? Like Abuja and Lagos now, no one needs to tell you, all those ones na your pocket go do you GISHAUN !

SO oga get your facts right before you jump into the deep sea !

Know someone where you are going and ask them about how much they spend or you will be spending on food, transport and accommodation daily weekly or monthly as the case might be

You dey collect 80 k for Lagos for example and you dey spend 60 k ontop transport?

Toor, my little fifty Kobo be that

HOPE YOU NO GO SAY I NEVER BRUSH!

I cannot went and come and go and went and go and come and kill MYSELF

Oga nothing do you. Just continue to fxck more women that's all the more you sleep with women the more your di.ck size grows


As for her saying your di.ck is small na lie. Don't mind her just sxck her , lick her clitoris and massage her bxxbs. Tell her that your fxck will soon grow

Don't take any drug to increase your dxck most of them have side effects


I would have suggested PANDORO but it just make your dxck fatter but not longer


Just sxck her clit and romance her heavily till she cxm or release before you pxnetrate that's all

Babies head come and go everyday from vxginas so your dxck can't satisfy them

Just do your own and comot THATS ALL
#itiswell!

i dont think its because they hate the police force

i think its because of what they know happens to people that join the police force and serve the nation for their lifetime, they end up broke and abandoned

that is why they try not to end up their lives like that


they know if they set up businesses, they have a better chance of making their lives fruitful and joyful than waiting for paychecks at the end of every month


our govt should do the needful and improve the welfare and welbeing of our police and armed forces,

they should stop owing them salaries and enhance good pension packages for them

check other countries, like DUBAI or USA,

Even their police car na new one


if you call NIGERIA police, before they arrive, the thieves will have gone, no fuel inside their vehicles



#itiswell!

OTI ZEH!

NIGERIA of course


mention any field or profession we dont have our sons and daughters doing us proud all around the world



EVEN YOUR FAVOURITE AMERICA,

NO BE IMMIGRANTS FULL THERE?

mr dj pls play me

crazy by shattawale









HOPE THE MOD WONT BAN ME THIS TIME AROUND?

irony of life

most of those who will vote are not on TWITTER!


MOST of them dont even browse, all they listen to is RADIO, that is all!


as for NORTHERN guys voting for OSINBANJO

guys dont kid yourselves

they would rather vote for ATIKU than OSINBANJO

know this and have rest of mind, JONATHAN had NAMADI SAMBO, they voted for SAMBO, not JONA, OBJ had ATIKU, they supported their brother ATIKU not OBJ,


So, the million dollar question is who is pairing with OSIBANJO?

you said ZULUM?

Yes they can vote for ZULUM!


So, it people politics not party!


#itiswell!

i pray make someone no catch STI OR STD


NA then you go know say condoms are cheaper


prevention is better than cure


ask people on ANTI RETROVIRALS!

dogs dont eat kolanuts!


nor chocolate!



if you have lived in the north, then you wont even create this thread


nor ask this question!




they northerners are living large and feeling swell and high

you may be thinking BOKO HARAM, ALMAJIRI and other things bla bla bla


but these guys dont care about SOUTHERNERS oh


ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEMSELVES!

those stealing millions from the program wont pray for it to be scrapped



you want to block their source of income?


they will fight you!

VOTE FOR ME


i no get shoes i used to wear slippers in NIGER DELTA

i no get WAEC result but i get NEPA BILL


my great grand grand parents migrated from NIGER and CAMEROUN

i will not steal any money


i will not borrow money from CHINA


ONE NAIRA WILL BE EQUAL TO ONE DOLLAR

cars will be flying when i enter ASO ROCK

women will turn to men!


NIGERIA WILL BE BETTER THAN PARADISE


DEVIL WILL DIE WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT


All the bad guys will repent and become good guys

all the yahoo boys will return the money they stole to their victims

all the oloshos will marry and become good women


money will be flowing like river in NIGERIA!

LOL!


#PLEASEVOTEFORME!

i was just having fun today and it just occured to me have some fun with you guys here today


forget about BUBU,

Tinubu
,
OSIBANDE,

Atiku!

OBJ,

GEJ,

and all our political kingmakers and big wits


lets talk amongst ourselves we the masses

if you were to be elected as the president what will be your manifesto or propaganda or what do you want to leave as a legacy for people after you to know you for



no PDP OR APC HERE


JUST NIGERIA and NIGERIA ALONE









#GOODMORNINGNAIRALAND!

VOTE FOR ME!



i no get shoes, i used to wear slippers in NIGER DELTA


I no get WAEC result but i get NEPA bill


MY great grand grand children migrated from NIGER and CAMEROUN!


I will not steal any money


i will not borrow money from CHINA!


ONE NAIRA WILL BE EQUAL TO ONE DOLLAR


cars will be flying when i enter ASO ROCK!


Women will turn to men!


NIGERIA WILL BE BETTER THAN PARADISE!


DEVIL WILL DIE WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT!


all the bad guys will repent and become good guys


all the yahoo boys will return the money they stole to their victims


all the oloshos will marry and become good women


MONEY WILL BE FLOWING LIKE RIVER IN NIGERIA



LOL!


#PLEASEVOTEFORME!

ten years


you went to check, ?


dont worry not this moniker!


NAIRALAND IS SWEET, ESPECIALLY THE COMMENTS!

IT IS WELL

the penis cap is the most sensitive part of the male organ, so all you just have to do after first round is to just tickle it,

you can use a little oil or vaseline on the penis cap,

if you dont know the penis cap, its the red swolen uppermost part of the penis rod,

after first round, you dont need to masturbate,

if the penis is not hard, it wont enter the pxssy, we all know that

so just rub the penis cap till it gets hard again and put it inside her and continue fxcking

but be careful, dont fxck on an empty stomach

you must have eaten very well and good food ooooo!

because if you no eat very well, you no fit do pass only two rounds before you go collapse


and also replenish your body with fruits like WATERMELON( eat am with the seeds), it make you regain erection very very quickly,

buy TIGER NUT, AYA OR DABINU , DATES and coconut and eat them! they are very good for man power,

dont allow your babe to just lie on her back missionary style for the whole day,

tell her to position for doggy style, you will enjoy it

or tell her to ride you cowgirl style, or tell her to stand touch the wall with her palms and push her bum bum backwards for you to enter from the back, YODI style


sex is not stress, its knowledge and experience

the more you sleep with women, the more you learn how to fxck them better


ehen and lastly, USE CONDOM!


#ITISWELL!

and they believe what they hear about you from their female friends that you have slept with before


if their friends tell them that you have a big cassava they will all be blushing and giving you greenlights when they see you!

they will want to have their own share!

PAH PAH PAH


TAH TAH TAH

FAH FAH FAH




Problem with big yansh be say even their partners too will know that they are not the only one CHOPPING her!

that "THING" won 2015 elections

that "THING" won 2019 elections









dont worry keep hating that "THING",

you are just giving that "THING" free publicity!