VOTE FOR ME


i no get shoes i used to wear slippers in NIGER DELTA

i no get WAEC result but i get NEPA BILL


my great grand grand parents migrated from NIGER and CAMEROUN

i will not steal any money


i will not borrow money from CHINA


ONE NAIRA WILL BE EQUAL TO ONE DOLLAR

cars will be flying when i enter ASO ROCK

women will turn to men!


NIGERIA WILL BE BETTER THAN PARADISE


DEVIL WILL DIE WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT


All the bad guys will repent and become good guys

all the yahoo boys will return the money they stole to their victims

all the oloshos will marry and become good women


money will be flowing like river in NIGERIA!

LOL!


#PLEASEVOTEFORME!

i was just having fun today and it just occured to me have some fun with you guys here today


forget about BUBU,

Tinubu
,
OSIBANDE,

Atiku!

OBJ,

GEJ,

and all our political kingmakers and big wits


lets talk amongst ourselves we the masses

if you were to be elected as the president what will be your manifesto or propaganda or what do you want to leave as a legacy for people after you to know you for



no PDP OR APC HERE


JUST NIGERIA and NIGERIA ALONE









#GOODMORNINGNAIRALAND!

VOTE FOR ME!



i no get shoes, i used to wear slippers in NIGER DELTA


I no get WAEC result but i get NEPA bill


MY great grand grand children migrated from NIGER and CAMEROUN!


I will not steal any money


i will not borrow money from CHINA!


ONE NAIRA WILL BE EQUAL TO ONE DOLLAR


cars will be flying when i enter ASO ROCK!


Women will turn to men!


NIGERIA WILL BE BETTER THAN PARADISE!


DEVIL WILL DIE WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT!


all the bad guys will repent and become good guys


all the yahoo boys will return the money they stole to their victims


all the oloshos will marry and become good women


MONEY WILL BE FLOWING LIKE RIVER IN NIGERIA



LOL!


#PLEASEVOTEFORME!

ten years


you went to check, ?


dont worry not this moniker!


NAIRALAND IS SWEET, ESPECIALLY THE COMMENTS!

IT IS WELL

the penis cap is the most sensitive part of the male organ, so all you just have to do after first round is to just tickle it,

you can use a little oil or vaseline on the penis cap,

if you dont know the penis cap, its the red swolen uppermost part of the penis rod,

after first round, you dont need to masturbate,

if the penis is not hard, it wont enter the pxssy, we all know that

so just rub the penis cap till it gets hard again and put it inside her and continue fxcking

but be careful, dont fxck on an empty stomach

you must have eaten very well and good food ooooo!

because if you no eat very well, you no fit do pass only two rounds before you go collapse


and also replenish your body with fruits like WATERMELON( eat am with the seeds), it make you regain erection very very quickly,

buy TIGER NUT, AYA OR DABINU , DATES and coconut and eat them! they are very good for man power,

dont allow your babe to just lie on her back missionary style for the whole day,

tell her to position for doggy style, you will enjoy it

or tell her to ride you cowgirl style, or tell her to stand touch the wall with her palms and push her bum bum backwards for you to enter from the back, YODI style


sex is not stress, its knowledge and experience

the more you sleep with women, the more you learn how to fxck them better


ehen and lastly, USE CONDOM!


#ITISWELL!

and they believe what they hear about you from their female friends that you have slept with before


if their friends tell them that you have a big cassava they will all be blushing and giving you greenlights when they see you!

they will want to have their own share!

PAH PAH PAH


TAH TAH TAH

FAH FAH FAH




Problem with big yansh be say even their partners too will know that they are not the only one CHOPPING her!

that "THING" won 2015 elections

that "THING" won 2019 elections









dont worry keep hating that "THING",

you are just giving that "THING" free publicity!

see this funny man

you never see ashawo dey fight with her customer before?


before a woman left his fathers house or husbands shelter and started living in a hotel opening legs for everybody to come and sleep with her, you think say na small issue?


its ticking time bomb oga, dont even touch it!

if there is any misunderstanding, just act matured and leave her in peace, thats just the simplest thing to do!


you wan fight her? GOODLUCK!

she is enjoying it but swallowing the pain and pleasure,

it depends on your energy and power, if you like continue, if you like stop

but the next thing she do after that is begging you to stop or she will be moaning OH MY GOD! AH! AH!


depends on her sexual mileage sha

some will never beg, if you like remove the pxssy and give them, they wont

last last they will still tell you YOU NEVER CUM? ALAYE DO QUICK I GET ANOTHER CUSTOMER!

In short, real men spend less time ontop woman matter, na poor man get time !

if they have pasted the admission list for that year, then that means it has already expired be that


you cant use 2020 DE for 2022 now!


oga you will have to buy another new form for 2022,


thats how it works, nothing concern JAMB OH!, na you waste the admission!

because of money and the perpetual eternal luxury that they will benefit from



that is why

read the HOLY QURAN

ZAKAT has been stipulated for the needy, the way farer, the orphans, the widows, the vulnerables, the poor, the people cleaning the HOUSE OF GOD,


and so on and so on

if you read the QURAN, you will find it there!

went to a brothel in kwara to fxxk a prost,titute, her pxssy was very slack like river niger


it was very very wide, may be she just gave birth or she is on heat


many of them use ALUM rub the place to tighten it or sit on hot water to fix the slack pxssy

am tired right now i want to sleep


but you made a very big mistake giving money to your wife

next time just ask her to list out the food items she wants to buy

dont give her the money herself

just collect the list and go and buy it by yourself in the market

and its even better and safer if you dont tell her how much you earn

if she complains about money all the time

just place a cap on top of the sitting room s television and drop may be one thousand or two thousand there, if she asks for money for maggi or matches just tell her to go and check the television top


when she spends the money in the cap finish and she comes to tell you, tell her thats all thr money you have with you SHIKENA!



LIVING WITH WOMEN REQUIRES A LOT OF WISDOM!

check well before sleeping with her whether she wears waist beads or have incisions on her breasts or private parts


or she is wearing a very shinning gold pendant chain on her neck, they can use gold pendant to steal your glory,


if she is hugging or touching you unnecessarily be wary, vigilant and suspicious


and after the sex dont drop your sperm filled condom for her,

they usually sell it to herbalists,


just flush it in the toilet or cut it with scissors and throw it where she cant find it


no one knows HERBALISTS HOUSE than prostitut,es


#itiswell!

a new one has been created, click this link below to continue


https://www.nairaland.com/6937447/olosho-ashawo-beer-parlour-gists

islamically, if a woman denies her husband sex in the night, the angels will rain curse on her till the next day








no wonder "many women" are living a cursed life



#itiswell!

MAA!



MAA!


MAA DO E PAA!

they hate Tinubu because

1. he is a thief


2. he didnt allow THEM to take over LAGOS!

3. In 2015, he begged them to vote for his party, they refused and voted for opposition, nevertheless his party still went ahead and won!

3. in 2019, BUBU had average performance, even though heavily criticised by many people, THEY complained of being marginalised by BUBU 's govt, so THEY will rather vote for the opponent, even though BUBU had many infrastructural projects like roads etc in the south.

4. Many of the guys presently now in govt are Tinubu boys, even our VP OSINBAJO na former commisioner of the latter, FASHOLA, LAI, even the speaker of house of REPS, GBAJABIAMILA,

whether you like it or not, Tinubu has planted himself deeply rooted like a giant and his influence has been overwhelming and can not just be swept under the carpet.

5. Directly or indirectly, even up till now, many key and big decisions affecting NIGERIA, are being made, by Tinubu! (See how opponents jubilated when APC lost EDO elections to PDP!)


so the list is just a season film

feel free to add yours guys

i think THEY need to try some LOVE, if HATRED doesnt work for them!

#goodmorningNAIRALAND!

#itiswell!

stop calling women prost,itutes

no be you men dey fxck them?



CALL YOUR SELVES TOO BROS,TITUTES!



#itiswell!

ZEZICUS (ZEDICUS)

ZUUUU (ZOO)

ZURANZAH (ZURANDER)



ZERUZZI (PERUZZI)

ZORZABU (PORTABLE)








OTI ZEEEH!






pray make the ZEH ZPIRIT NO CATCH YOU OOOOOOO!




#ZITIZEE! (#itiswell!) ( dont worry, the doctor have died!)

OTI ZEH!

election never even start





we are still in 2022




wetin TINUBU do for these people?




#GODSAVEUS! OOOO