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God is the greatest

Just pray you don't fall a victim. They no dey tell person. He who has seen the fight of "sango " will not help them to abuse the god of thunder.

Nigerian girls are not crazy. They are smart and they always go for the best.

You don't have money and you are toasting a girl, what will you give to her? The more money you have the more she loves you.

Okay you went to pick beans inside a guy's room abi?

In their region, south east, they won't allow any other tribe come and dominate them there. They will rather kill you or frustrate your life if they notice that you are prospering and succeeding than them.

No wonder many of them can't go home again. Lagos is their home. Lagos is their small London.
Every tom dick and harry from the south east wants to go to Lagos.

Pleasure. (pics ) by snitchbitch: 8:46pm
The clitoris is the only organ whose sole purpose is for pleasure.



Now, the clitoris doesn’t usually get a lot of press. It’s usually upstaged by the vagina, which is usually left in the dust by the attention that the penis gets.







So, to walk into an art exhibit all about the clitoris was pretty amazing even for a sex educator! The artist, Sophia Wallace, in her ongoing mixed media project, aims to:



[expose] the irony of society’s obsession with and ignorance of female sexuality. CLITERACY,







100 Natural Laws (2012) includes a



monumental wall of texts which challenge phallocentric biases in science, law, philosophy, politics and the art world. Wallace’s focus on the clitoris and female pleasure serves to question and counteract the history of misinformation regarding women’s bodies and the concomitant oppression therein.



I was completely drawn in. I left with a lot of crazy amazing clitoral facts and then went off to do even more research! Brace yourself for some facts and thoughts about the clitoris. As artist Sophia Wallace states, “the clitoris is not a button, it’s an iceberg.”







1. If you want to address the clitoris, labia and vagina together, vulva is the all-encompassing term.







2. Fifty to 75 percent of women who have climaxes (orgasms) need to have their clitoris touched (clitoral stimulation). Most women are unable to have an orgasm through intercourse alone.







3. The clitoris is only partially visible to the naked eye. The clitoris is actually close to four inches in length (kinda like the average non-erect penis), but three-fourths of it is hidden from view within a female’s body. It’s buried treasure. Think of all that pleasure potential in the entire region. Have you explored it?







4. The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life . After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager. I don’t think that there has been an actually study about clitoris size in relation to pleasure. And I don’t think that women have a size thing about their clitoris, the way men do around penis size. I have never ever met a woman who has measured her clitoris, but I have







met men who have measured their penis.



5. The clitoris contains 8,000 deliciously sensitive nerve endings , double the nerve endings in the glans of a penis. Sorry, guys.







6. Most of us don’t know that all babies have



the exact same genital tissue when they are conceived. At about 12 weeks, each baby’s Instruments begin to differentiate into a penis or labia. We are more alike than we are different. The clitoris and penis are the same materials assembled in a different way. The clitoris has glans, a foreskin (also known as the hood), erectile tissue and a very small shaft — all the parts that a penis has. It even swells when it’s aroused.







7. Back to being an “inny” and an “outy” — as I already stated, only one quarter of the clitoris is visible. The rest of it is inside the women’s body. Besides the clitoris being made up the clitoral head, the hood and the clitoral shaft, it is also composed of the urethral sponge, erectile tissue, glands, vestibular bulbs and the clitoral legs. Only the clitoral head and the hood are located outside the body. Some sex experts believe that the G Spot is actually a part of the clitoris.







8. The clitoris is designed to bring a woman pleasure. That is its sole purpose. Not reproduction.







9. Yes, there are all kinds of orgasms. Vaginal, Cervical and G Spot Orgasms do exist, but they are much harder for most women to achieve than a clitoral orgasm. Very few women are able to achieve an orgasm without any kind of clitoral involvement. There is nothing immature about women having orgasms through their clitoris.







10. The clitoris varies in size and shape on different women. Some are hidden under the hood, and some stick out. Some like to be touched softly and others like a lot of pressure. It takes time to get to know a woman’s clitoris. Don’t assume that you know what it likes. Take your time and get to know each unique clitoris, just like you would take the time to get to know the woman it is attached to.







11. People have all kinds of nicknames for the clitoris. You may have heard “man in canoe,” “rosebud,” “joy buzzzer,” “cherry pit,” “love button,” or “bald man in a boat,” just to name a few. I have also heard chick pea and lentils. Anyone have a chip?







12. A clitoral orgasm can bring about anywhere between three and 16 contractions and can last from 10 to 30 seconds. But that doesn’t exclude the fact that many women have multiple orgasms that can include pelvic contractions. Some sex educators have compared and contrasted male and female orgasm and have concluded that even the most average clitoral orgasm lasts longer than even the best ever most fantastic male orgasm. Once again, kinda bad news for the men. Woman have more nerve endings in our clitoris.







Did you know that the word “Clitoris” is from the Greek work for “key”? Understanding and getting to know the clitoris may unlock your sex life forever. I invite you not to dismiss the clitoris and realize how deeply wired this gland is into the female body.







Why wouldn’t we take a clue from the ancient Greeks, and recognize fully that this amazing female pleasure source is indeed a key to unlocking a female’s pleasure possibilities and perhaps so much more. When we turn a key, doors open.



If women thus enjoy sex more than men why do they always form and say no no no always?



They even supposed to be paying guys to be fxcking them.



What do you think guys? Plastic surgery, boob surgery, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake hair wigs, everything fake all just to get a guys attention to come and smooch the coochie?



And when you are about to penetrate she will be crying lying its her first time.

The clitoris is the only organ whose sole purpose is for pleasure.

Now, the clitoris doesn’t usually get a lot of press. It’s usually upstaged by the vagina, which is usually left in the dust by the attention that the penis gets.



So, to walk into an art exhibit all about the clitoris was pretty amazing even for a sex educator! The artist, Sophia Wallace, in her ongoing mixed media project, aims to:

[expose] the irony of society’s obsession with and ignorance of female sexuality. CLITERACY,



100 Natural Laws (2012) includes a

monumental wall of texts which challenge phallocentric biases in science, law, philosophy, politics and the art world. Wallace’s focus on the clitoris and female pleasure serves to question and counteract the history of misinformation regarding women’s bodies and the concomitant oppression therein.

I was completely drawn in. I left with a lot of crazy amazing clitoral facts and then went off to do even more research! Brace yourself for some facts and thoughts about the clitoris. As artist Sophia Wallace states, “the clitoris is not a button, it’s an iceberg.”



1. If you want to address the clitoris, labia and vagina together, vulva is the all-encompassing term.



2. Fifty to 75 percent of women who have climaxes (orgasms) need to have their clitoris touched (clitoral stimulation). Most women are unable to have an orgasm through intercourse alone.



3. The clitoris is only partially visible to the naked eye. The clitoris is actually close to four inches in length (kinda like the average non-erect penis), but three-fourths of it is hidden from view within a female’s body. It’s buried treasure. Think of all that pleasure potential in the entire region. Have you explored it?



4. The clitoris grows throughout a woman’s life . After menopause, the clitoris can become 2.5 times larger than it was when the same woman was a teenager. I don’t think that there has been an actually study about clitoris size in relation to pleasure. And I don’t think that women have a size thing about their clitoris, the way men do around penis size. I have never ever met a woman who has measured her clitoris, but I have



met men who have measured their penis.

5. The clitoris contains 8,000 deliciously sensitive nerve endings , double the nerve endings in the glans of a penis. Sorry, guys.



6. Most of us don’t know that all babies have

the exact same genital tissue when they are conceived. At about 12 weeks, each baby’s Instruments begin to differentiate into a penis or labia. We are more alike than we are different. The clitoris and penis are the same materials assembled in a different way. The clitoris has glans, a foreskin (also known as the hood), erectile tissue and a very small shaft — all the parts that a penis has. It even swells when it’s aroused.



7. Back to being an “inny” and an “outy” — as I already stated, only one quarter of the clitoris is visible. The rest of it is inside the women’s body. Besides the clitoris being made up the clitoral head, the hood and the clitoral shaft, it is also composed of the urethral sponge, erectile tissue, glands, vestibular bulbs and the clitoral legs. Only the clitoral head and the hood are located outside the body. Some sex experts believe that the G Spot is actually a part of the clitoris.



8. The clitoris is designed to bring a woman pleasure. That is its sole purpose. Not reproduction.



9. Yes, there are all kinds of orgasms. Vaginal, Cervical and G Spot Orgasms do exist, but they are much harder for most women to achieve than a clitoral orgasm. Very few women are able to achieve an orgasm without any kind of clitoral involvement. There is nothing immature about women having orgasms through their clitoris.



10. The clitoris varies in size and shape on different women. Some are hidden under the hood, and some stick out. Some like to be touched softly and others like a lot of pressure. It takes time to get to know a woman’s clitoris. Don’t assume that you know what it likes. Take your time and get to know each unique clitoris, just like you would take the time to get to know the woman it is attached to.



11. People have all kinds of nicknames for the clitoris. You may have heard “man in canoe,” “rosebud,” “joy buzzzer,” “cherry pit,” “love button,” or “bald man in a boat,” just to name a few. I have also heard chick pea and lentils. Anyone have a chip?



12. A clitoral orgasm can bring about anywhere between three and 16 contractions and can last from 10 to 30 seconds. But that doesn’t exclude the fact that many women have multiple orgasms that can include pelvic contractions. Some sex educators have compared and contrasted male and female orgasm and have concluded that even the most average clitoral orgasm lasts longer than even the best ever most fantastic male orgasm. Once again, kinda bad news for the men. Woman have more nerve endings in our clitoris.



Did you know that the word “Clitoris” is from the Greek work for “key”? Understanding and getting to know the clitoris may unlock your sex life forever. I invite you not to dismiss the clitoris and realize how deeply wired this gland is into the female body.



Why wouldn’t we take a clue from the ancient Greeks, and recognize fully that this amazing female pleasure source is indeed a key to unlocking a female’s pleasure possibilities and perhaps so much more. When we turn a key, doors open.

If women thus enjoy sex more than men why do they always form and say no no no always?

They even supposed to be paying guys to be fxcking them.

What do you think guys? Plastic surgery, boob surgery, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake hair wigs, everything fake all just to get a guys attention to come and smooch the coochie?

And when you are about to penetrate she will be crying lying its her first time.

Here is a reply to the thread https://www.nairaland.com/5916564/cant-believe-vice-president-disaster


by snitchbitch: 3:29pm
Did you vote for him before he became the vice president?



No you didn't. Before election you will be crying you hate them, they didn't mind you, they moved on, during election you voted for the opposition party and still they still won the election, after the electioms you are now crying wolf that they have marginalised you. Weren't you privileged to vite for your preferred candidate?

2023 is around the corner. Go and prepare for it. Don't blame anyone for your woes. Blame yourselves and your state governors who collect millions every month and embezzle them all. Lagos is not your state, go and develop your state. Tinubu is a thief yes we know, he is a thief but catch the thieves in your own states first .



Present and unite together and win the election in 2023 if you can fix the country. Some of you will be crying for Biafra, some will be abusing Tinubu on social media , not knowing you are making him more popular and giving him free advertisements without knowing.



Collect my own and leave politics , till when will you continue doing that? Power is taken and not given. If you can't take the power by yourself, then don't cry wolf that Tinubu is this or that, nobody will give you the power, grow up!!!!





Even if you quote me, I won't answer you, I have passed pig mud fights.



Maleek berry in flashy: "why are you sleepinga and living in dreams, ?



Wake up and live in the real world.

Let's see what the women will have to say on this

It is pathetic that many of them have no soft spot at all for the Jagaban of Borgu.

They hate him worse than the devil himself. What has this man done for you to deserve your raw hatred like this?

Gather ten of them on Nairaland here and eight of them will be talking about Tinubu. Yes he is a thief, we know he is a thief, leave him alone and go and face your own problems in your own states.

On the days of elections, we won't see them, they will disappear into thin air. Some of them will open their shops and still be selling their markets.

After elections they will be crying wolf.

Thought they have gone to ******!

They always box Tinubu to death on Nairaland but on election day,


We will not see them!!

Did you vote for him before he became the vice president?

No you didn't. Before election you will be crying you hate them, they didn't mind you, they moved on, during election you voted for the opposition party and still they still won the election, after the electioms you are now crying wolf that they have marginalised you. Weren't you privileged to vite for your preferred candidate?
2023 is around the corner. Go and prepare for it. Don't blame anyone for your woes. Blame yourselves and your state governors who collect millions every month and embezzle them all. Lagos is not your state, go and develop your state. Tinubu is a thief yes we know, he is a thief but catch the thieves in your own states first .

Present and unite together and win the election in 2023 if you can fix the country. Some of you will be crying for Biafra, some will be abusing Tinubu on social media , not knowing you are making him more popular and giving him free advertisements without knowing.

Collect my own and leave politics , till when will you continue doing that? Power is taken and not given. If you can't take the power by yourself, then don't cry wolf that Tinubu is this or that, nobody will give you the power, grow up!!!!


Even if you quote me, I won't answer you, I have passed pig.mud fights.

Maleek berry in flashy: "why are you sleepinga and living in dreams, ?

Wake up and live in the real world.

Owo ni koko. Malo suwegbe!

Owo no koko, Malo nogere!!

Davido is stinking rich he can get another woman anytime he wants!!!

Mr DJ please play me "all of you" by davido

Also ladies like to have the upper hand or control all the time, she won't tell you about her sexual satisfaction or climax so that you won't use it against her in the future, instead she will be moaning and crying after two rounds that she is weak and tired and that you should remove your pipe.

When you have gone to work she will call the gateman and she will have him to his satsifcation, harder, harder, she will say to him. She knows she has the upper hand on the gateman if everything goes south.

Last last she will fire the gateman and get another replacement.

Ladies enjoy sex more, but they also lie and pretend more that they don't.

Visit https://www.nairaland.com/5916419

Nigerian ladies don't love or respect anymore, they only want your money and that all.

The more money in your bank account the more the love and respect she will have for you.

She needs an anger therapist or medical psycologist for help.

Most of them have levels of anger, low , medium or high, some will start with shouting, some will be destroying properties, some will be injuring themselves or other people around them.

Its usually post traumatic stress disorder PTSD) usually caused by childbirth in women. Or some emotional issues.

However the case, she need medical attention ASAP

She might be transferring an agressio she had before she came over to you.

Try and find out why she is angry, it may not likely be the mosquito net that caused the issue

Because the more you smooch the coochie, the more they fear they will loose it all to you and you can damage the "factory " or " oil industry".

So she won't allow you to damage the "industry" thus she will lie back like a log of wood and let you spent all your effort humping thumping and lumping like a sully monkey.

After you have cummed she will move over to the next clientele.

Thank God they didn't even gimme admission into their school.may be its because their buildings are ugly.

Wrote their jamb three times and they didn't gimme admission. Went to poly.

University my black ass!! Okada riders too attend Nigerian universities. Useless people!!

Is beheading the solution to headache?

If you continue to do whatever, will that solve the problem? What causes rape in the first case?

Has all the measures thrown at ending rape succeeded? Keep creating more problems than solving them.

Ego beta ego beta


Dotman featured 9ice on one song titled "ijoba alagbada".
He sang asking the popular question. When will it finally become better?

A friend told me that on of the biggest tests or challenges to afflict a man is for him to be a Nigerian. I concurred with him.


You have to provide everything for yourself, accommodation, water, education, healthcare, food, mosquito net or else those tiny " zoom zoom" crying insects will eat the hell out of your life.
They won't even give you a a break or pity you that they sucked abit of you yesterday. Some said that we should not worry that it can never be better again.

While some said that you should not loose hope that as there is life, hope still exists. Buhari is above seventy, Atiku now is seventy plus, add four years to his age, he will still contest in 2023. When will young minds rule?
The youths that we think will liberate us are busy "smoking" Colorado, shisha, marijuana, sagging their belts, calling themselves marlians.

The ladies not wearing bra, pants and so on. Everywhere filled with slay mamas, oloshos, prostitutes and bros.titutes.

Gays lesbians, pedophiles, rapists, ritual killers, head cutters, human spare part sellers, baby factories and so on and so on.

All in the name of "get rich quick syndrome". So the question now goes thus

" When will our country become better?"

They will leave their States and all troop to Lagos all in search for greener pastures. Lagos is their "heaven" on earth. Why can't you develop your states too. They will end up calling Nigeria a zoo republic, if it is a zoo, leave our zoo for us and go back to your states

You didn't vote for his party, still he won, you hate him, yes you do but he keeps balling, you said he is a thief, yes he is a thief, we all know he is a thief but it wasn't your money he stole, it was for his state, the thieves in your own state have you arrested them? The bible said "remove the stick in your eye before removing the peck in your brothers eye"


Shebi Nigeria is a zoo, ehn leave Lagos for us now, we love our zoo very much ,go back to your states.!!!!

Who is the governor of your state? Who is your local govt chairman? Who is your constituency house of rep. Who is your senatorial district rep.? Who is your councillor?


Before you now start to blame buhari, all the allocation s of your state who is collecting them?


If they can't sleep at night, blame buhari

If they can't shit in the toilet, blame buhari

If mosquito bites them, bla.e buhari

If their **** isn't hard when they can to """", blame buhari


Buhari is not a saint and I am not supporting him. But for once take responsibility for your life and stop blaming anybody. Buhari will surely come and go, will still co tinur blaming him for our life?



Don't even quote me, cos I won't reply

Lol

Dino, dino,


Hope you won't kill yourself this time!!!!

Blame game.

If you have won the kogi gubernatorial we won't be reading all this now.

Buy brooms, go to Aba start cleaning up your "dirty " streets. Visit Onitsha sweep up all their dirty slums there.

When last did you went home for Christmas and new year? Some of your kids can't even speak your mother tongue.

Do they even know the name of the chairman of your local government?

Where is your President?


Kemi said he is dead! Is it true?