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Education / Re: Aerial And Ground Pictures Of The University Of Ghana by snitchbitch: 1:33pm On Jun 10, 2020
Thank God they didn't even gimme admission into their school.may be its because their buildings are ugly.

Wrote their jamb three times and they didn't gimme admission. Went to poly.

University my black ass!! Okada riders too attend Nigerian universities. Useless people!!

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Romance / Re: Any Man Who Sleeps With A Lady Without Her Consent Could Get His Manhood Chopped by snitchbitch: 12:51pm On Jun 10, 2020
Is beheading the solution to headache?

If you continue to do whatever, will that solve the problem? What causes rape in the first case?

Has all the measures thrown at ending rape succeeded? Keep creating more problems than solving them.
Politics / Ego Beta Ego Beta: When Will Nigeria Our Country Become Better? by snitchbitch: 1:33pm On May 07, 2020
Ego beta ego beta


Dotman featured 9ice on one song titled "ijoba alagbada".
He sang asking the popular question. When will it finally become better?

A friend told me that on of the biggest tests or challenges to afflict a man is for him to be a Nigerian. I concurred with him.


You have to provide everything for yourself, accommodation, water, education, healthcare, food, mosquito net or else those tiny " zoom zoom" crying insects will eat the hell out of your life.
They won't even give you a a break or pity you that they sucked abit of you yesterday. Some said that we should not worry that it can never be better again.

While some said that you should not loose hope that as there is life, hope still exists. Buhari is above seventy, Atiku now is seventy plus, add four years to his age, he will still contest in 2023. When will young minds rule?
The youths that we think will liberate us are busy "smoking" Colorado, shisha, marijuana, sagging their belts, calling themselves marlians.

The ladies not wearing bra, pants and so on. Everywhere filled with slay mamas, oloshos, prostitutes and bros.titutes.

Gays lesbians, pedophiles, rapists, ritual killers, head cutters, human spare part sellers, baby factories and so on and so on.

All in the name of "get rich quick syndrome". So the question now goes thus

" When will our country become better?"
Politics / Re: Oduduwa Republic Map & Currencies At A Glance by snitchbitch: 2:45pm On May 05, 2020
They will leave their States and all troop to Lagos all in search for greener pastures. Lagos is their "heaven" on earth. Why can't you develop your states too. They will end up calling Nigeria a zoo republic, if it is a zoo, leave our zoo for us and go back to your states

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Politics / Re: Networth Of Bola Tinubu Before He Become Govonor Lagos State by snitchbitch: 2:38pm On May 05, 2020
You didn't vote for his party, still he won, you hate him, yes you do but he keeps balling, you said he is a thief, yes he is a thief, we all know he is a thief but it wasn't your money he stole, it was for his state, the thieves in your own state have you arrested them? The bible said "remove the stick in your eye before removing the peck in your brothers eye"


Shebi Nigeria is a zoo, ehn leave Lagos for us now, we love our zoo very much ,go back to your states.!!!!

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Politics / Re: Why Is Buhari Still Our President. Make Me Understand by snitchbitch: 2:30pm On May 05, 2020
Who is the governor of your state? Who is your local govt chairman? Who is your constituency house of rep. Who is your senatorial district rep.? Who is your councillor?


Before you now start to blame buhari, all the allocation s of your state who is collecting them?


If they can't sleep at night, blame buhari

If they can't shit in the toilet, blame buhari

If mosquito bites them, bla.e buhari

If their **** isn't hard when they can to """", blame buhari


Buhari is not a saint and I am not supporting him. But for once take responsibility for your life and stop blaming anybody. Buhari will surely come and go, will still co tinur blaming him for our life?



Don't even quote me, cos I won't reply

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Jokes Etc / Re: Uganda Vs Nigeria: Battle Of The Fittest, Who Is Going To Win This Online War by snitchbitch: 2:24pm On May 05, 2020
Lol
Politics / Re: I, Other Political Office Holders Have Failed Nigerians – Dino Melaye by snitchbitch: 2:17pm On May 05, 2020
Dino, dino,


Hope you won't kill yourself this time!!!!
Politics / Re: Politicians Failed Nigeria, The God Of The Poor Will Judge Us All – Dino Melaye by snitchbitch: 2:15pm On May 05, 2020
Blame game.

If you have won the kogi gubernatorial we won't be reading all this now.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Problem Started With Awolowo’s Introduction Of Politics Of Tribalism I by snitchbitch: 2:12pm On May 05, 2020
Buy brooms, go to Aba start cleaning up your "dirty " streets. Visit Onitsha sweep up all their dirty slums there.

When last did you went home for Christmas and new year? Some of your kids can't even speak your mother tongue.

Do they even know the name of the chairman of your local government?

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Politics / Re: What Biafra Economic Road Map Will Look Like. by snitchbitch: 2:08pm On May 05, 2020
Where is your President?


Kemi said he is dead! Is it true?
Politics / Re: Akeredolu Approves 50% Of Salaries As Hazard Allowance For Health Workers by snitchbitch: 2:07pm On May 05, 2020
Thumbs up
Politics / Re: 10 Things Yar’adua Will Be Remembered For by snitchbitch: 2:06pm On May 05, 2020
Save YarAdua, May The Almighty bless the dead.

We have had many good leaders in Nigeria, Ahmadu Bello, Nnamdi Azikwe, Tafawa Balewa.


As for me my best president was "that guy drawn on twenty naira".


Ramadan Kareem.

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Politics / Re: Jamaica is alot better than nigerian by snitchbitch: 2:03pm On May 05, 2020
To the youths, they should let their yes be their yes and their no be their no. They should stop collecting bribes a day before the election. Some of them won't even come out to come and vote on the day of election. They will just hide behind their keyboards and stay at home.

Buhari is dull, old and brainless, who will send him packing from aso rock when you the "young chap" hides inside your room?
Politics / Re: Jamaica is alot better than nigerian by snitchbitch: 2:00pm On May 05, 2020
Only me, only me syndrome is what is killing us. Me and my family, me and my family, nothing concerns us about the man next door whether he has eaten or he is hungry. May be he is dead or still alive.

Covid 19: many have died, while many are using the opportunity to steal. Nobody will come from heaven or another country to fix Nigeria for us. We have to fix it for ourselves. God will not do for man what man supposed to do for himself.

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Politics / Re: Jamaica is alot better than nigerian by snitchbitch: 1:57pm On May 05, 2020
Fixing Nigeria goes beyond talking alone. On radio Nigeria, they use to say "ask yourself what you can do for Nigeria and not what can Nigeria do for you"


Our founding fathers like tafawa balewa, nnamdi azikwe and obafemi awolowo were selfless and not selfish individuals like many of us. If I become president all I will be thinking about is how to loot.


Think about the solution and not festering the injury!!!
Politics / Re: South East Should Stop Disrespecting The Niger Delta by snitchbitch: 1:50pm On May 05, 2020
Keep dreaming!!!


Sweet dreams!!!

I pray you wake up soon !!!
Politics / Re: What Biafra Economic Road Map Will Look Like. by snitchbitch: 1:48pm On May 05, 2020
Talk cannot cook rice.


Houses built with spittle usually fall and crumble.

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Business / Re: Covid-19- Poor Organization At Polaris Bank, Shomolu Lagos State by snitchbitch: 1:46pm On May 05, 2020
After blaming **** on social media, they still go on to display the same thing they blamed someone for in real life.


Typical Nigerians. James bond on twitter, yahoo yahoo in real life

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Politics / Re: FFK: Comparing Buhari To OBJ Is Like Comparing Count Dracula To Mother Theresa by snitchbitch: 1:41pm On May 05, 2020
That's even thinking far? The governors of your states, your commissioners house of reps menbers and senators representing your zones and councillors have you held them accountable first before criticising Mr president?


36 states, 774 local governments, only to be monitored and watched by one man? Na machine?

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Ex-Assistant Police Commissioner, Malikawa, Dies In Kano by snitchbitch: 1:36pm On May 05, 2020
Inna lillahi was inna illayhi rojiun





May Almighty Allah forgive him and grant his family fortitude to bear the irreparable loss. Amin
Politics / Re: Garba Nadama Is Dead by snitchbitch: 1:34pm On May 05, 2020
Inna lillahi was inna illayhi rojiun


May Almighty Allah forgive him and grant his family fortitude to bear the loss

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Crime / Re: Gun Hidden Inside Bread, Man From ONUIMO LGA, IMO Caught By Security Operative by snitchbitch: 1:33pm On May 05, 2020
Subhannallahi
Politics / Re: CUPP: Reps Offered $10 Million Bribe For Passage Of Vaccination Bill by snitchbitch: 1:28pm On May 05, 2020
Where is the Bill to make the wearing of face masks compulsory now that the Federal Government has against all wisdom insisted on easing the lockdown and the people have trooped out already without obeying the health regulations that will make them safe?



“Where are the economic revival Bills to protect jobs and vulnerable Nigerian workers whose livelihoods are threatened daily by this pandemic? Where are the Bills to compel the Federal Government to look inwards and encourage emergency research for the manufacture of essentials like test kits, ventilators, Personal Protective Equipment, vaccines, drugs, masks, sanitizers etc



Good questions
Politics / Re: The Vice President Is A Man Of INTEGRITY by snitchbitch: 1:22pm On May 05, 2020
Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
Politics / Re: The Strange Satanism Of Bill Gates - By Reno Omokri by snitchbitch: 1:20pm On May 05, 2020
Because the devil smoked a trailer load of weed, doesn't mean he will be THE MOST HIGH.


scheme, plot and plan, not everybody will worship the devil, so please tell Mr gates to


"GO TO HELL"

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Ex-police Boss, Malikawa, Dies In Kano by snitchbitch: 1:18pm On May 05, 2020
Inna lilahi was inna ilayhi rojiun.

May Almighty Allah forgive him and grant his family fortitude to bear the loss. Amin
Politics / Re: Distributions of wealth In states in Nigeria 2020 NBS (photos ) by snitchbitch: 1:16pm On May 05, 2020
A scholar once said that poverty is not a disease but a state of mind. Most poor people either work alone, pass over opportunities, live beyond their means, bite more than they can chew like a man with no job marrying more than four wives and fathering twenty children.


Religion, ethnicity, cultural beliefs, family backgrounds too also fuels poverty.
Politics / Re: Words That Will Forever Characterise 2020 by snitchbitch: 1:13pm On May 05, 2020
Pandemic

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