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if your spouse is still your girlfriend, I mean of you have not yet married her but you are still dating, if she has told her friends that your diick is very big or that you are very good in bed, all of her friends will be stylishly finding a way to sleep with you

payday

talk is cheap

Benjaniblinks:
forget about fvck and focus on more important things.

after getting married to your wife and she wakes you up for action in the night but you are a one minute man, what will you do? phone a friend, call your neighbour to help you fvck your wife

OK, let's see when you will pass the hunger budget!!!

dreaming and reality are two different things!!

Guys please help, I don't last long before I ejaculate, and my dick is small in size, please what can I do guys?
The last time I went to fvck a prostitute, I was embarrassed because I didn't spend up to five minutes before I cum, I just wore my clothes and told her that I am leaving and she was like what the hell?
after the first round , I can't go another round again, she even helped me to stroke the thing but it didn't rise up, she even touched my nipples, but still my prick stayed dead, so guys what do you think that I can do, I have tried drugs like Viagra and sildenafil tablets and aboki medicines but I will just go flaccid after the first round after ejaculation.
no matter I hard I tried to get erect, sperm will just be coming but it won't be erect again after the first round,
I have fvcked more than once now and it was all the same story.
so please only matured advice only and no insults please!!!
thanks!!!!

another man will be fvcking the woman right now!

another man will be fvcking the woman right now!!

please who have Nokia pin mouth charger?

time is a very patient warrior!!

I just hope it is not human head that he turned into yam because if you know kanayo kanayo very well, you will know what I am talking about!!!!

hoes and farm tools, what else can you expect from them, if you are not smart enough to fvck them and clean mouth, they will fvck you till death, while in your grave and won't stop until your soul has reached Baba God in heaven!!!!

after God fear hoes!!! you ask why? because they are hoes!!!

when you(woman) were collecting the money and putting it inside your bag, it was not men that caused it, but when the consequence came out, it was men,

the slap that angel Gabriel will slap you is still doing press in heaven ehn!!!

Kalixx:
Pictures of Satan smiling or idontbelieveit.

OK I learnt something today, and I won't ever forget it,

you are asking what is it?

if you want your posts to trend on Nairaland, just mention Satan in your post and you will see likes, shares comments and mentions trooping to it like WiFi!!!!!

its like Nairaland is the church of Satan!!!!!


you are asking for Satan's picture, try one of his followers, they might have a clue, as for me I worship God!!!!

Egoveen:
Satan does not exist... YOU AND I ARE THE SATAN.

I am the son of Adam and I am not Satan, please don't call me Satan again please

Sprumbaba:
Are you on auto replay? You occupied 3 bedroom flats on the main page.

sorry to bother you, it was network and operamini, tech guys would know what I mean!!!

before you shoot me, tell Nairaland to introduce delete post like on Facebook!!!!

aaah oh God, where will I put my dick and how will it enter now, this ass is just too big, chai which kind of wahala is this

Wuzyurdaddy:
Did Satan tell you all these personally?

I seek refuge from The Almighty from the harm of Satan!!
now back to your question, no he(Satan) didn't!!! but some wise men did, the statement was a proverb only which I quoted!!!!

May God save us from the evils of Satan!!!!

why can't pigs look up at the sky?

we agree we no argue we agree!!!

but wait when you were collecting money from the man, nobody knew, but when you catch gonno or syphi or stapphy or herpes or HIV you are now crying like a baby

the thunder that is going to fire you is still doing rehearsal on the mountain of fire and holy ghost ministries!!!!

hmmn Daniel indeed!!!!
Senator Dino DANIEL Melaye!!!!

the people of south Africa are like the stiff necked people of Israel who were held captive and under bondage by Pharaoh, what then is the difference between them and the whites that did apartheid for them in the first place, I hope Mandela won't be happy about this in his grave!!!!

Satan smiles when good people sit down, fold their arms and do nothing
during chaos, the wise knows how to make profit!!!

Satan smiles when good people sit down, fold their arms and do nothing
during chaos, the wise knows how to make profit!!!

Satan smiles when good people sit down, fold their arms and do nothing
during chaos, the wise knows how to make profit!!!

oh my God, how will my dick enter now?

this is football anything can happen dj xclusive

you used the same tactics twice to lift cup and you still want to use it to lift cup again for the third time,

the hot slap that angel Gabriel wants to give you is still being soaked inside hot pepper in heaven!!!

try using free Facebook, nairaland, Wikipedia, bing search engine that will even show the images all for free on mtn ehn

that your head that is screaming low battery ehn!!!!!!

how much?

hoes and farm tools